Chapter 444 - It doesn't hurt much, it's extremely insulting!
Three old guys who came out of nowhere, knelt in front of Emperor Xiao and cried and shouted, it felt like a reunion with his father who had been absent for a long time!
This situation is really touching, that is, the dress of these three people is somewhat buried, all of them are ragged, their hair is unkempt and dirty, and they look like they have climbed out of the garbage heap!
"You ...... Who is it? Emperor Xiao also calmed down at this time, staring at the person in front of him with wide eyes.
"Your Majesty, why don't you know the old minister?" The first man slapped his chest, and the old tears were rampant, "The minister is Wen Xiu!" ”
"Warm phase?" Emperor Xiao looked at him in disbelief, "Why did you lose weight like this?" ”
Before Wen Xiang, he was a big fat man of nearly three catties, and his brain was full of fat.
But now the person kneeling in front of him is no more than 100 catties at most, and the whole person is gone!
"Your Majesty, don't mention it!" Wen Xiu's eyes were blurred from crying, "Since your accident, we have been in prison, and for so many years, we have been tormented every day!" ”
"Xiao Rin treats us very harshly, withholds food and drink, and tortures us to extract confessions, but even so, we will always stand on His Majesty's side!" Zhang Zongyu cried, "It can be regarded as keeping the clouds open and seeing the moon!" ”
"It's finally time for this day!" Hong Yang also cried bitterly, "With Your Majesty here, we will have the backbone!" ”
Emperor Xiao looked at the three ministers in front of him, and he couldn't react for a while.
"Your Majesty, the minister's escort is late, please punish you!" Another person knelt down in front of him, also in shape, but his figure was much higher than the previous three, and Emperor Xiao recognized who he was at a glance.
This person is Xiao Yun.
These four people are the most trusted favorites around Emperor Xiao, and they have always jokingly called them the four protectors.
However, at this time, the four protectors gathered, and Emperor Xiao's heart became more and more panicked.
"How could he let you out?" His eyes roamed over these four people, although he was not as smart as his own son, but these things could be imagined by normal people, and he could naturally think of them.
"Because he doesn't dare to let go!" Wen Xiu snorted lightly, "We grabbed his handle!" ”
"What's the handle?" Emperor Xiao asked.
"This, let me talk about it later!" Zhang Zongyu said, "Your Highness, let's find a doctor to help you heal first!" Look at your ......"
"I have to send a few envoys to the national pavilion to rest quickly!" Wen Xiu looked at Minglang and the others, full of apologies, "I'm sorry everyone!" Our depression is in civil strife, and our family ugliness is publicized, which is really embarrassing! ”
"Wen Xiang's words are serious!" Minglang looked at a few people, remembering what Xiao Rin said before leaving, and muttered in his heart.
He didn't believe that these people had any handle on Xiao Rin.
Judging from the faces of these people alone, they don't look like the people who are clamping down on Xiao Rin!
However, Xiao Rin did let them out, and these people were willing to treat each other politely, which was better than them being hung here.
"Then I'm going to bother a few adults!"
"Come on, carry the emperor to the National Pavilion as well!" Wen Xiu commanded.
Soon, several eunuchs and palace maids hurriedly ran up, found a stretcher, and carried Emperor Xiao up, Wen Xiu led the way at home, found a carriage, and sent Minglang and his party out of the palace.
By the time we arrived at the National Pavilion, it was already dusk.
The National Pavilion seemed to have been prepared, and when they heard the arrival of the distinguished guests, they all lined up to greet each other, and everyone was full of smiles and courtesy, so that several people who had been snubbed and humiliated were unconsciously relieved.
I can finally take a break!
However, as soon as they returned to their respective rooms, they heard someone arguing outside.
"Don't kill this bald donkey! You see that he has no hair on his head, and at first glance he looks like a dead mule! Can that meat be good? ”
Minglang was sorting out his frizzy and crooked wig crown in front of the mirror at this time, and when he heard this, he turned his head suddenly, and the wig crown was too heavy, and it fell to the ground with a "snap".
This time, the bald areata on the top of the head was completely exposed!
Outside, the two people who were arguing were louder, and the words of bald donkeys and mules were endless, and he was annoyed and angry when he heard it, and rushed out with an arrow, pointing at the two and shouting: "Shut up! ”
"Ouch! Excuse me! Shocked the nobles! The two palace people who quarreled apologized with a smile on their faces, "Don't blame the nobles, let's quarrel elsewhere!" ”
The two said that they would go, walked a few steps, and when they arrived at the door of Mingshu's room, they began to quarrel again.
"I'll tell you, I'm going to beat that fox to death today! Otherwise, the entire national pavilion will be smelled by her! ”
"Got it, got it! So is the fox! Doesn't she know how bad she smells? It's still there! Feel how beautiful you feel! ”
Mingshu was sniffing her armpits behind the screen at this time, and when she heard this, she rushed straight to her head!
She is actually good-looking, but there is only one drawback, a slight fox odor.
For this reason, she has been covering it with strong perfume, thinking that others can't smell it, but she didn't expect that the waiter of this national pavilion would dare to poke her sore spot outside her door, how high and how high the voice should be, for fear that others would not know!
"Kill them! Tear their mouths for me! Mingshu was so angry that she was dizzy for a while.
The maid hurriedly went out to drive away, who thought that the person was no longer there, and when she looked at it again, she turned to Dongwan's room next door.
Dong Wan was lying on the bed on all fours at this time, but Xiao Rin's handsome face was constantly shaking in front of her, and the expression on her face became more and more frivolous and profligate. Don't cook with that old hen called Little Bowl! That chicken was dirty and dead, and I don't know how many roosters had pecked her! She's getting pecked! Can you still eat it? ”
When Dong Wan heard the word "small bowl", Huo Di jumped up, rushed out in three steps and two steps, just in time to see the two of them standing at the door of King Long's room next door, eating and laughing.
"Have you heard? Last night, a prostitute named Takako went to the Qinglou and bragged about how good he was! As a result, I took off my pants and was busy for most of the night, and was kicked out by the girl inside! said that his words were as thin as a toothpick, and he stabbed her all night, but he couldn't enter the port, and he had to force that girl to call her cool! ”
"Is there such a stupid b? Ha ha! It's so funny! ”
The two of them winked their eyebrows and laughed.
King Long in the room suddenly felt that thousands of toothpicks were piercing him, piercing him all over with blood holes!
Of course, the most prickly is the one between his legs!
King Long looked down at himself, his eyes were pierced red, and the blood all over his body poured up to his fat head!
"What the hell are you talking about!" He was so angry that he rolled out, and he wanted to chop the two of them into pieces of meat, and prick them with toothpicks to eat!
The two didn't leave this time, and when they saw him come out, their faces were inexplicable.
"What's wrong with the nobleman?"
"Your honor, we're talking about our toothpicks, not you! Why do you look so ugly? Could it be ......"