Chapter 445: This Is Also Called a Banquet?
The two looked at each other, as if they had discovered some terrible secret, and tried their best to hold back a smile.
"What are you laughing at?" King Long's face was red and he roared.
"When we saw that your nobles came for peace between the two countries, our hearts were naturally very happy and happy! Hey, hey, hey! One of them said flattering words in his mouth, but his eyes kept staring at Long Wang, and the mockery in his eyes was about to overflow!
Although he wore a thick pair of pants, King Long still felt that he was being looked down upon.
"You ......," he roared through gritted teeth, "get out!" Get out of here! Don't let Lao Tzu see you! ”
He waved his arms to chase away the two waiters.
The waiter was frightened: "What's wrong with you, prince?" But the heart is too hot? We've got honeysuckle ready to cool the fire, would you like to bring you a cup? ”
"In my opinion, each of the foreign envoys should serve a bowl!" The other said seriously, "I see that they are not small!" You have to be born and descend! ”
The rooms of several people are adjacent, so naturally you can hear the words of these two people, and the four faces of the four people have turned into the color of pig liver!
Minglang couldn't bear this humiliation, and angrily sent someone to Wen Xiu to complain.
Wen Xiu responded very quickly, and soon personally brought someone over, and after asking the reason, he said a few words to the two waiters, asked them to take them away, and turned to Minglang and said: "These two people are indeed a little irritable, and they will definitely let them be quiet in the future, don't disturb you!" ”
"Are they irritable?" Mingshu was so angry that she burst into tears, "They are clearly poking us in the sore spots!" ”
"Poke the sore spot?" Wen Xiu was stunned, "What does the county lord mean by this?" Didn't they just say donkeys, chickens, foxes, toothpicks or something, why did they poke you in the sore spot? ”
"They ......" Mingshu just wanted to cry out, but suddenly realized that this grievance couldn't be called.
Originally, not many people knew about her fox smell, if she yelled at it, wouldn't it be known to the people in the entire national pavilion?
"Why didn't the county lord speak?" Wen Xiu looked at her, "The county lord has any grievances!" In my Great Xiao State Pavilion, I must not let you, the honorable envoys, be wronged! As long as you say, this appearance will not be tolerated! ”
"Anyway, don't let these two people come here to be irritable!" King Long replied in a rough voice.
"Yes! Don't let them come! Minglang gritted his teeth, "These two people pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, with bad intentions!" It's disgusting! ”
"Good!" Wen Xiu agreed, "Then don't let these two people be errands anymore!" This is the difference between them! ”
Wen Xiang was resolute, but in just a quarter of an hour, two new waiters were arranged.
Minglang took a breath of relief and went back to the room for a short rest, thinking that the buttocks here were not yet hot, and the two new waiters outside were muttering and gossiping outside.
However, no matter what they talked about, the topic always revolved around the pain points of the four of them.
Mingshu was angry and went to call someone again.
But this time, even Wen Xiu didn't give them face.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Fang Cai's appearance has not gone far, although these two people are talking, but the voice is as small as a mosquito humming! Can this disturb you as well? I didn't hear it when I was so close, why do you still feel irritable when you close the door? ”
"Are we like you?" Dong Wan snorted lightly, "The four of us have a keen sense of hearing, and we can't rest well at the slightest movement!" ”
"Ouch, you're so hard to serve!" The new waiter pouted, "Then according to your statement, we still have to kill all the crickets in this courtyard at night?" Otherwise, won't I make a noise for you! ”
"What's more than a cricket?" The other sighed lightly, "If it rains at night, the wind blows, and the leaves fall, won't it also disturb the nobles?" The little one is a little curious, how did you survive all these years? ”
"How do we live, can you two cheap slaves manage it?" Mingshu opened her mouth and scolded.
When the two waiters heard her words, they all looked at Wen Xiang: "Wen Xiang, we are high-grade internal officials!" If we are cheap slaves, then don't you become a cheap minister? Then our emperor, has he also become a cheap emperor? Then our Da Xiao, in the eyes of these nobles, is it a cheap country? ”
As soon as these words came out, the waiters who were originally watching the excitement were all filled with righteous indignation and poured over like a tide!
This time, it's not the two of them poking their sore spots.
It was dozens of people who cursed in unison, what foxes, donkeys, pheasants were flying all over the sky, and several people were scolded so bloody, they were busy looking for Wen Xiu to complain, but they found that Wen Xiu had long since disappeared.
There was no one from the court, the waiters of the national pavilion completely let go of themselves, everyone sat at the door of the envoys, you scolded me and I were so cheerful, everyone took turns to come, and they scolded until nightfall, and then dispersed one after another.
But it turned out that it was time for dinner.
Several people were also hungry at this time, and they were thinking about where to find something to eat, when Wen Xiu, who had just disappeared for no reason, appeared out of nowhere and said that he was going to hold a dinner party and invite them to participate.
Hearing that there was still a dinner party, several people breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that they could finally eat a hot meal.
However, when I arrived at the banquet, I found that there were a few plates of vegetables and a pot of brown rice on the table, the dish was like boiled, not a little oily, and the appearance was extremely ugly, and the basin for rice was not obtained from nowhere, and there were old stains on the edge of the basin, which made people almost suspect that it was pulled out of the pigsty and kennel.
"You ...... Just give us this? King Long was stunned, "This is also called a banquet?" ”
"Why don't you call?" Wen Xiu and the others looked at this table of food, but their eyes lit up, "Everyone, this is already a feast!" Look at this rice, how fragrant! And this green vegetable, how fresh and tender! ”
"And this egg drop soup......" Zhang Zongyu swallowed his saliva, "It must be very delicious!" ”
"Say no more! Let's eat it while it's hot! Hong Yang grabbed the spoon on the table, filled two large spoonfuls of rice, and piled the bowl in his hand high.
There was not much rice in the basin, but he served it, and half of it was missing.
"The surname is Hong, what are you doing!" Wen Xiu scolded angrily, "It's okay to have one bowl for one person!" You hold so much at once, can we still eat it? Hurry up and pick up the original picture again! ”
He stretched out his hand to pick up the rice in Hong Yang's hand, but Hong Yang ran away with a rice bowl and a cigarette, before he ran, he also took a big chopstick dish, stuffed it into his mouth, and the whole mouth immediately puffed up like a squirrel, and the vegetable juice flowed down the corner of his mouth.
Minglang and several people were dumbfounded, and they suspected that he was crazy!
Hong Yang didn't care about these at all, chewed and swallowed in his mouth, thinking that the chopsticks were not fast enough, so he directly stretched his face into the bowl and gnawed the rice, gnawing so that he was satisfied, and from time to time, he also made a humming sound.
Live like a pig!