Chapter 38 Huzi, why are you so smart? Brother Dabao taught me
When Huzi rushed to the front yard with four people and a big black dog, he found that Jia Zhang's and Yi Zhonghai had already quarreled.
Xiao Zhang stepped across, with a significant scar on his forehead, and said in a cold tone, "Huh?
Why not?
I ask you, why did you steal my lunch?"
Yi Zhonghai thought to himself why this Xiao Zhang was so inexplicable, and denied it:
"Xiao Zhang, don't talk nonsense!
I haven't seen you for two or three years, so where can I steal your lunch?
Besides, I am Yi Zhonghai's person, you still don't know?
Even if I starve to death, I can't steal your lunch!"
Xiao Zhang sneered, "I dare not admit it if I dare to do it, right?
Take a good look, is there two words engraved on the bottom of the box?"
Yi Zhonghai subconsciously looked at it and found that under the lunch box, there were indeed two words engraved -
Xiao Zhang!
A trace of hesitation flashed in Yi Zhonghai's eyes, and he seemed to be a little lacking in confidence, "This lunch box, is it yours?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense?
The lunch box has my name engraved on it, it's not mine, is it still yours?
You're still a master in the hospital!
People look like dogs in front of them, no matter who encounters a trivial matter, you have to intervene sideways.
Behind the scenes, he did this thing of stealing chickens and touching dogs.
I don't dare to admit it!
What a hypocrisy!"
Yi Zhonghai shook his fat-headed and big-eared head, "That's not right!
This lunch box was picked up by me in the crack in the wall near the garbage can in Xiangbai Hutong, how can I call it stealing what I picked up from the garbage heap?"
Xiao Zhang chuckled, "Look!
Aren't you just, don't you admit yourself?
Who throws garbage into the cracks of the wall?
There, apparently, was a secret base from which I temporarily stored my belongings.
It's my girlfriend's birthday, and in order to make her an unforgettable night,
I deliberately spent 6 cents to buy two boxes of lunch boxes with three meat and one vegetarian;
spent another 4 cents to buy two large chicken legs;
I also specially bought red candles, and planned to go to the most luxurious bridge in the capital with my girlfriend to have a candlelight dinner.
Who would have thought, my little brother suddenly found me, saying that it was the Fangjia Hutong, and it was close to evening, and suddenly a bunch of good things came to the garbage heap, which was sure to make a lot of money.
In a hurry, I asked my girlfriend to store the lunch box in the secret base and rushed to Fangjia Hutong.
Who would have thought that when we came back, the lunch box would be gone.
My girlfriend slapped me at the time, saying that if I didn't get my lunch box back, she would break up with me.
I inquired all the way and found clues, and then I followed our courtyard.
I never thought about it, the thief turned out to be the most respected uncle in our courtyard?
Uncle Yi, if you steal a box lunch from a scavenger who has no way out and can only go to live in the bridge cave, won't your conscience hurt?"
Speaking of emotion, Xiao Zhang is a tough guy of more than 1.7 meters, and his eyes are shining with tears.
Yi Zhonghai took a sip of the sausage and said, "Xiao Zhang!
I said you are!
The street is full of people, how can you put something on the street?
But fortunately, I picked it up, if someone else picked it up, I'm afraid I won't be able to see the shadow of the lunch box!"
Xiao Zhang glanced at Yi Zhonghai with disdain, "The thief steals something, and he blames the master for not closing the door properly, right?"
Stealing is stealing, do you have to say picking up, is it interesting to change the concept of stealing?
In the past few years, I have been in the secret base, temporarily storing things, not a thousand times, but hundreds of times, why haven't people picked them up?
You keep saying that the lunch box is picked up, so it is difficult for you to become a senior fitter with a retirement salary of more than 90 yuan a month, and you can't even afford to eat
, and go to the garbage heap to pick up and eat?"
Yi Zhonghai wanted to say that I really couldn't afford to eat, so I went to pick up garbage.
But he is also a face-saving person, but he doesn't dare to tell his situation in front of Xiao Zhang.
I had to hold back a big red face and said slowly:
"Xiao Zhang!
I've returned the lunch box to you, so I'll go.
That's right.
When you put the lunch box in the future, hide it tightly, so as not to misunderstand!"
After that, he reluctantly handed over the lunch box.
Then.
Jia Zhang's suddenly, like crazy, ran over and snatched the lunch box.
Open the lid of the box, pour out the food, carry it with your clothes, and hand the lunch box to Xiao Zhang.
Xiao Zhang looked confused, "Jia Zhang, what are you doing here?"
Jia Zhang smacked his lips and said nothing.
The meals in this lunch box were bought for me by Xiaoyi.
You said that the lunch box is yours, so I pour out the food and return the lunch box to you, is there any problem?
Xiao Zhang: "Of course there is a problem!
Because the food in the lunch box is also mine.
Why are you pouring my food?"
Jia Zhang began to play the scoundrel, "How do you know that this is your meal?
You're engraving on your meal?"
Xiao Zhang was furious when he heard this, and said angrily: "Jia Zhang, Lao Tzu advises you not to go too far!
The food in Lao Tzu's lunch box is not mine, who else can it be?"
Moreover, he also ordered that Jia Zhang's family should return the food quickly, otherwise, he would send his little brother to the door, so that Jia Zhang's family would not be able to mix in this courtyard.
Jia Zhang just didn't pay it back.
This boxed lunch for nothing, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it for nothing.
Before, Yi Zhonghai gave her a boxed lunch, and the reason why she didn't eat it was just because she wanted to use the [hunger strike] method to force Yi Zhonghai to clean the stinking shack.
But if this is taken away by Xiao Zhang.
Then she'll have to go hungry.
Squirting wildly for an afternoon.
There's nothing in this belly.
Without this boxed lunch, who knows when the next meal will be.
Seeing this Jia Zhang's family, who was begging for nothing, Xiao Zhang didn't bother to bother with her, so he said, "Okay!
Lao Tzu rewards you!
It's like feeding the dogs!"
Afterwards.
He looked at Yi Zhonghai again, "Uncle Yi, did I buy two boxed lunches?"
What about the other one?"
Yi Zhonghai was hesitant and didn't know how to answer.
Xiao Zhang's face changed, "Could it be that it was eaten by you, right?"
He looked at it casually, and glanced at it in Jia Zhang's pocket, and there was no chicken leg in the food that Jia Zhang's poured out.
"Damn!
Two chicken legs, also eaten by you?"
Jia Zhangshi grabbed the hand of the rice and put it in his mouth, "And chicken legs?
Xiao Yi!
You actually carried my old sister-in-law and me behind my back and ate alone?"
Yi Zhonghai was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig a hole in the ground and get into it, and was busy denying it, "I didn't!
Old sister-in-law!
Don't talk nonsense!
Two boxed lunches, one was lost on the way, and the other one was brought back to you.
As for the chicken thighs...... I didn't see it either.
Maybe it's on the road!"
Xiao Zhang took an arrow step, dodged behind Yi Zhonghai, and snatched another lunch box he hid behind.
Open it and take a look!
Another lunch box, empty!
It's even cleaner than the dog basin that a dog has licked!
This empty lunch box directly confirmed Yi Zhonghai's stealing behavior!
Xiao Zhang was speechless.
He really can't handle these two strange statues in this courtyard.
I got my lunch box back and planned to leave.
Inside the shack.
Jia Dongxu was lying on the ground, his mouth was aimed at what Jia Zhang was making on the ground, and he kept the posture of being forced to eat for several hours.
Since being kicked out by an aunt, Jia Dongxu can only live on the sporadic food left by Jia Zhang's every day, and he is so hungry every day that his heart is close to his back.
Finally, I made a few pieces of braised pork and saliva broth with tooth marks at noon today, who wants to ......
The crazy squirting like a sea of mountains took away all the inventory in his stomach.
Hungry for hungry!
But I really can't swallow that.
To ask is to try.
Thousands of enduring.
finally waited until his mother came back, and Yi Zhonghai, a big wrongdoer, also brought back a boxed lunch.
Jia Dongxu's mood immediately jumped up.
But who would have thought, Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai both thought that the shack was dirty, and neither of them wanted to go into the shack.
Not to mention giving him something to eat!
Listen to the outside bite of a [big chicken leg].
Jia Dongxu couldn't do it all of a sudden.
Gathering all the strength in his body, he shouted outside the shack:
"Mom!
I'm going to eat chicken thighs too!
Send me in!"
When Xiao Zhang came in, it was getting late, and he didn't pay much attention to the shack that Jia Zhang's family built on the foundation of his house at first.
He also thought that it might be a neighbor's house, and he couldn't put things away, so he just built a small shed there and put some sundries or something, and he didn't care too much
Because recently, he has been mixing well outside.
Not to mention anything else, anyway, at the moment, the bridges and caves inside and outside the capital are basically contracted by him, and he can collect protection fees under the bridges and tunnels every month, and he can have a lot of money.
If you mix it outside, you won't be able to use the land at home for the time being.
Xiao Zhang, in addition to being idle and lazy, actually doesn't have any big problems, and he is still very good on the whole.
In line with the idea of being kind to others, thinking about making it convenient for others, that's nothing!
But just ......
What did he hear?
In that shack, there was a human voice?
Hiss!
If someone lives in it.
But that's another story.
Could it be that there are still people who want to occupy the foundation of Lao Tzu's house?
Huzi, who had been watching from the sidelines, seemed to see Xiao Zhang's thoughts, and was just about to persuade Xiao Zhang not to be impulsive.
But before he could open his mouth, Xiao Zhang strode into the shack.
The next moment.
Xiao Zhang covered his nose and ran out desperately, screaming again and again!
Run outside and vomit!
vomited until he was almost exhausted, and then he looked at Jia Zhang, who was sitting on the stone and eating pilaf, with a shocked face, and said calmly:
"Jia Zhang, your son Jia Dongxu, eating in the shack!"
Jia Zhang's triangular eyes squinted at Xiao Zhang, "Stinky boy, don't talk nonsense!
You're just eating!
Take the lunch box and get out of here!
Don't dangle with your mother!"
Huzi led the big black dog and walked up to Jia Zhang, "Jia Zhang, it's you who should get out, right?"
The place where you built the shack was originally the foundation of Brother Xiao's house, and you made other people's land like this, and you still have the face to let Brother Xiao go?"
Xiao Zhang was stunned, "This shack was built by Jia Zhang's family?"
Huzi said, "Of course."
Then, Huzi pulled Xiao Zhang aside and told Xiao Zhang what happened to Jia Zhang's mother and son, and Li Dabao after crossing over.
and also told Jia Zhang's deeds of how to squat in the public toilet during the day.
Xiao Zhang was shocked!
"Huzi, what you said is true?"
Huzi nodded, "Brother Xiao, what am I lying to you for?"
If you don't believe me, just ask the female workers in the No. 4 workshop of the rolling mill for verification.
This Jia Zhang's mother and son, who occupied Brother Dabao's house before, ruined the house, and the kind of little animals in the house that had no feet and were white and chubby crawled everywhere......
Right now, Brother Dabao and Sister-in-law Huairu, the younger couple would rather be crowded in those small sundries now, and dare not live in those two big houses, saying that they are afraid of poisoning!
Hiss!
Xiao Zhang couldn't believe it, and asked if there was really such a thing?
Huzi said that if you don't believe it, you can go to the backyard and ask Brother Dabao.
Xiao Zhang gasped.
That Li Dabao is an honest man.
Huzi dared to let Xiao Zhang go to Li Dabao for verification, then this matter must not be fake, sighed, and said:
"I'll tell you the truth, Brother Huzi.
Brother Xiao, I've been out there all these years, but I've met all kinds of gods.
But just like those who pick up garbage and live in bridges and caves, people are not sloppy like the Jia family!"
Huzi agreed, "So, Brother Xiao, in order to maintain the good appearance of the courtyard and the health of the whole courtyard, the shack of the mother and son of the Jia family must be demolished.
This piece of land in your house, I have heard people knowingly say, is a treasure of feng shui, and it is particularly prosperous.
But the God of Wealth is the most taboo for filthy things.
Jia Zhang's doing this on your family's foundation is very likely to scare the God of Wealth away."
Swish!
Xiao Zhang's face suddenly tightened.
He dropped out of primary school and has been in the society for more than 20 years now, and it is not easy for him to change from a gangster with nothing to a leader in the Qiaodong District of Beijing.
"Brother, do you have anything you can do?" Xiao Zhang Shicai has been deeply educated in the shamelessness of Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai.
He estimated that with the power of one person, he would not be able to drive Jia Zhang's mother and son away from the foundation of his house.
Huzi nodded secretly, "Yes!
"Brother Xiao!
In fact, you don't know that the reason why this mother and son of the Jia Zhang family are lawless in this courtyard......
The main reason is that there is Yi Zhonghai as a backer.
If we want to bring down the Jia Zhang family, first of all, we have to separate the feelings between them......
Let's ...... it like this."
After listening to this, Xiao Zhang stroked his palm and smiled, "Huzi, it's okay!
When did you become so smart?"
Huzi scratched his head embarrassedly, "Brother Dabao taught me!"