Chapter 39 Jia Dongxu was forced to, and Lao Yi was fooled and lame again
Chapter 39
Xiao Zhang: "Huh?
This Li Dabao seems to be smarter than before!
Yes!
Then let's do as you say."
Huzi smiled secretly, "Don't worry!
Brother Xiao!
Just wait and see the show."
After Huzi finished speaking, he pulled the big black dog towards Jia Zhang's and walked over.
At this time, Jia Zhang's had just finished eating the food poured out of Xiao Zhang's lunch box, pinched a dead grass from the ground, and was picking his teeth.
Jia Zhang raised his head and met the bright eyes of the big black dog.
Before, on the day Jia Zhang's wedding scene in Qinjiagou, he was chased and bitten by a rhubarb that came out of nowhere.
She ran desperately.
Ran all the way to a pigsty.
The big yellow dog just left.
However, what I didn't expect was this.
After the big yellow dog left.
The two *** boars in the pigsty snorted and chirped towards Jia Zhang's.
One man vs. two pigs.
That.
Jia Zhang's in the pigsty.
spent the most unforgettable four hours of my life.
Seeing the big black dog coming, Jia Zhang's PTSD was guilty of it all of a sudden, subconsciously shrank back, looked at Huzi with a frightened face, and asked Huzi, what are you going to do?
Huzi replied with a smile and said, "Don't do anything!
Jia Zhang, I just came to remind you that you had better clean up the stinking shack of your mother and son within 30 minutes.
Otherwise, I'll let this big black dog bite you to death!"
Jia Zhang laughed and scolded, and said stiffly:
"It's really unconscionable, such a big young man, using a dog to scare the old lady.
If you have the ability, let the dog come.
When the time comes, your dog will bite me to death, and I will ask Dongxu to go to the security bureau to sue you and let you eat guns!"
The Shunzi on the side looked at each other and smiled, "Jia Zhang, you're not confused, are you?
It's a big black dog that bites, not a tiger, what's the use of you going to the Security Bureau?
After you were bitten to death by a dog, we went to the Security Bureau to testify that you were fighting with the big black dog for rations and were killed by the big black.
Anyway, everyone in the courtyard knows about your Jia family's mother and son eating, and when you see it, will anyone believe the nonsense of your family."
Jia Zhang's face turned purple and purple, "You just eat!"
Toilet!
Grandson!
You two, like Li Dabao, have become conscienceless little beasts, and what good will it do you to force me to death as a lonely and helpless old woman?"
Huzi sneered, "It's no good.
But it doesn't hurt to do that, right?"
Jia Zhang was speechless, feeling that Huzi's words were so familiar?
He scolded, "Little brute!
Huzi, you have become a little beast too!
Did Li Dabao teach you this?"
Huzi kept a straight face, "Jia Zhang, keep your mouth clean, Brother Dabao and Sister-in-law Huairu went to the street, and they haven't come back yet!"
If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I let the big black bite your tongue and make you dumb!"
Syllable!
Huzi snapped his fingers, and the big black dog barked at Jia Zhang's Wangwang.
Where is Yi Zhonghai, I have seen my old sister-in-law being wronged.
He rushed forward with an arrow step, and protected Jia Zhang's with a half-stretched body, "Don't be afraid, old sister-in-law!
I'll protect you!"
Jia Zhang was very disgusted and pushed Yi Zhonghai away.
Yi Zhonghai's center of gravity was unstable, and he fell directly with a big butt.
Shunzi took advantage of the situation to taunt and deliberately provoked Yi Zhonghai, "Uncle Yi, I advise you not to have a hot face and a cold ass.
Don't you understand, your old sister-in-law, cai
No need for your care.
I advise you to follow blindly and stir up, this big black dog is a beast and does not understand human nature.
In case you have to follow, and something bad happens, and the Security Bureau comes to us to testify, is it possible that we will also wronged you, saying that you, like Jia Zhang's mother and son, followed the big black dog to grab that food, and then were killed by the dog?"
This trick was really effective, and Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his cheeks puffed up.
"Torako, Junko!
Old sisters-in-law, mothers and sons, orphans and widows, life is not easy, why do you bother, because of a trivial matter, you will go on the line and catch others?
What happened to their mother and son is pitiful enough, do you really want to force them to death, so that you are willing?"
Huzi looked at Yi Zhonghai with a playful expression, "Uncle Yi, we have to speak with our conscience!"
Jia Zhang's mother and son occupied the foundation of Brother Xiao's house, and maliciously poisoned the courtyard to make the courtyard smoky, this is called a trivial matter?
No!
This is clearly a matter of life and death.
Na Jia Dongxu has been sick since he was a child, and he is a sick seedling, and he doesn't know how many bacteria and infectious diseases there are on his body.
You are not afraid of death, we are still afraid!
Why don't you carry forward the spirit of self-sacrifice, go in and clean up the shack of the Jia family, and give everyone a good living experience?"
The grandson sang and sang with the tiger:
"That's right! Uncle Yi, aren't you the most noble in character?
In this courtyard, who doesn't know that you are the one who saves suffering, Guanyin Bodhisattva?
You can't see Jia Zhang's mother and son suffering, can you see so many people in the whole hospital being poisoned by Jia Zhang's mother and son?
We can't be so double-standard!"
The rest of the people also coaxed:
"Ah! Yeah! Since Uncle Yi loves Jia Zhang's mother and son so much, you are a good person to the end and clean up the leftover things that Jia's mother and son eat.
If you really do this, you will be the master of the courtyard, forever!"
"Uncle yyds! You are so short-guarded, Jia Zhang's mother and son pulled shit, and you will wipe your buttocks, this is very reasonable, right?"
"I think it's okay! Think a thousand times, it's better to do it once! Uncle Yi, use your practical actions to praise your spirit of fraternity!"
Rumble!
Yi Zhonghai's scalp tingled when he heard this.
He lived in this courtyard for decades.
This is the first time that anyone other than Li Dabao dares to talk to him like this.
Huzi, Shunzi and others, since they appeared here for the second time, everyone has revealed eccentricity, and their behavior is obviously different from the past.
Obviously, this is the guidance of the [master].
As for the identity of the [master], he Yi Zhonghai can think of it with his toes.
Who else could there be besides Li Dabao?
Yi Zhonghai felt that the situation was not good and immediately wanted to run.
He was crazy, so he had to help Jia Zhang's mother and son clean up what they were.
However, without waiting for Yi Zhonghai to turn around, Huzi took the lead, and several people immediately stepped forward and surrounded Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai.
Syllable!
Huzi snapped his fingers again.
The big black dog barked and bit wildly at the two of them.
Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang, before the two of them could react to what was going on, they were pushed into the shack by Huzi and their residents.
Then the big black dog, squatting at the door.
Rumble!
As soon as he entered the shack, the stench of smoke frantically poured into every pore of his body, and Yi Zhonghai's internal organs were so painful that he was smoked.
Looking at the shack flying in the sky, a burst of sour water gushed out of his body, and he subconsciously ran out.
However, it is not yet at the door.
I heard the big black dog's majestic and righteous barking.
Yi Zhonghai was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, saying that he was asking Huzi to move the big dog away quickly.
However, Huzi's attitude was still resolute, "Uncle Yi, anyway, I'm Ming'er
Substitute time off, no need to go to work.
It's impossible to come out, unless you clean up the battlefield that was ruined by Jia Zhang's mother and son!
Otherwise, even if the sky falls, I won't let Da Hei leave half a step."
Junko then went on to say:
"That's right! Uncle One!
Friendly reminder, the shack of Jia Zhang's family, in addition to being suspected of illegally occupying Brother Xiao's homestead, is still illegally built.
I advise you to be honest and clean up the shack.
Otherwise, we will notify the street department and ask them to send someone over and tear down the shack."
As soon as Jia Zhang's heard that the shack was going to be demolished, he was anxious and said to Yi Zhonghai:
"Xiao Yi, you can hurry up and clean up this shack, right?
If the people from the street office come, Dongxu and I are really going to live in Qiaodong!"
That's when it happened.
Xiao Zhang, who had been silent for a long time, also spoke:
"Yes!
Junko is right. br>
Uncle Yi, you will immediately clean up the shack now, and I can not blame Jia Zhang's illegal occupation of my homestead.
In addition, it can also be free for their mother and son to continue to live.
Otherwise, I'll go to the street now!"
One of my mother's relatives works in the street, you don't know it, do you?"
Jia Zhang was even more anxious, "Xiao Yi, what Xiao Zhang said is true...... Yan Hao, the son of his uncle's family, is run by the street.
Yan Hao's kid is very admitted, and he doesn't know how to be flexible.
If we really go to the street office, Dongxu and I will be homeless!"
Yi Zhonghai hesitated a little, "Old sister-in-law, if you say that this is something else, forget it.
Let me be a big man, do this kind of thing for you, if it spreads, my old Yi's face will be in peace?"
Jia Zhang's pretended to be angry and made a straight face, "If the eldest husband doesn't sweep the house, why can he sweep the world?
What's more, you are doing this for your own "son".
Isn't it natural for "Daddy" to help "Son"?"
Yi Zhonghai was almost fooled, but he was still a little unable to pull down.
That's when it happened.
Suddenly, Jia Dongxu's weak call sounded in his ears.
"Daddy!
Is that you?
Give me a hand!
I can't do it!"
Yi Zhonghai looked in the direction of the sound.
I saw Jia Dongxu lying on the ground, his face facing and the position of his mouth, straight to the suspicious one.
Vomit!
Yi Zhonghai vomited!
Subconsciously step back.
Even the current Yi Zhonghai has regarded Jia Dongxu as his own "good child".
But in his realm, he still hasn't cultivated to the point where he can see as if he were nothing.
And Jia Dongxu has been maintaining this passive posture for several hours.
If it goes on like this, even if you don't get sick to death, I'm afraid you will have to be strung to death!
Jia Dongxu knows that his cheap old lady's urine sex.
Jia Zhang's cliff will not help him.
Now.
I had to pin all my hopes on Yi Zhonghai.
However.
Yi Zhonghai turned a blind eye!
However, this is not difficult for the witty Jia Dongxu.
He had an idea, and called "Daddy" again!
This trick is sure enough, a hundred tried!
Yi Zhonghai subconsciously looked back at him.
Jia Dongxu took the opportunity to make a pitiful look, "Dad!
You don't want to be able to hold your grandson in the future, do you?"
Yi Zhonghai was stunned, "Grandson?
What grandson?"
"Daddy!
Your son and I, if I lie down like this again, my baby bumps will be ruined.
In your life, I am such a "son".
What am I ...... If it's scrapped, where will you go to pick up your grandson?"
Rumble!
Yi Zhonghai's Adam's apple rolled, as if he had thought of something, and his face was gloomy.
Jia Zhang's took advantage of the iron, "Yes!
Xiao Yi!
You go and help Dongxu up, and then clean the shack quickly.
When our Dongxu is in good health in the future, I will find him a daughter-in-law, and give birth to four or five big fat boys, all with your surname!"
Yi Zhonghai has a successful career in his life, and his relationship with an aunt can be regarded as happy before he pounces on Jia Zhang's mother and son.
The biggest regret in this life is that I don't have children.
Although at the moment, he was fooled and lame by Jia Zhang's mother and son, and mistakenly thought that Jia Dongxu was his "good son".
But deep down, I still regret that I didn't experience the growth of my own "son" in my own life.
If Jia Dongxu really gets married and has children in the future, then wouldn't he be able to experience the fun of "raising children" again?
And, if the child really takes his last name.
Then he is old and easy, and he doesn't have to die.
Yi Zhonghai's teary eyes were hazy, and his eyes flickered, "Old sister-in-law, is this true?"
Jia Zhang sneered, "Xiao Yi, can this still be fake?
In the future, our grandson can not only have your surname, but you can also take it home and raise it yourself!"
Yi Zhonghai was fooled and lame by the big cake painted by the mother and son of the Jia family again.
It's better to act than to move.
Action is the key to success!
He ran over quickly, endured the nausea of his heart, and pulled Jia Dongxu up from the pit.
Then again and again, the shack was cleaned spotlessly.
Outside the shack.
Huzi and his friends were stunned!