What is 103 called? If you want me to say that it is best to call the toilet student

The capricious and unscrupulous Jia Zhang simply drove Li Dabao crazy.

In a fit of rage, he even wanted to leave.

But Li Dabao calculated again, and decided to stay and be a beast with a beginning and an end.

The reason is also very simple.

He's got it figured!

If you don't continue to make a little stumbling block for Jia Zhang's in the production process, you will be ashamed of the determination and courage that once aspired to be the [King of Beasts].

Of course.

Li Dabao is sure that it is impossible to do charity for Jia Zhang's family in vain.

Jia Zhang's, it's too lazy to do, what to do.

But this person is not without merit, she is as fat as an ox, her hands are strong, and she has a good sole.

I believe that the Yanzu transcendents who have watched the courtyard of the TV series may also have some impressions that the old pious woman in the TV series does not work on weekdays, but takes a needle and thread every day and sits on the kang to collect the soles of her shoes.

Li Dabao is now not short of money to buy new shoes.

But there is still a big difference between the shoes that come out of the assembly line and the shoes that are hand-sewn.

Qin Huairu also knew that his men loved to wear hand-sewn cloth shoes, and he made shoes for Li Dabao in his spare time.

The shoes made by Qin Huairu are beautiful and fitting, and they are very comfortable to wear, and Li Dabao likes them too.

The soles of Kona shoes are hard work, a careless one, and there is a risk of being pricked by a sewing needle.

Qin Huairu's thin and soft little hands, he Li Dabao treasured in the palm of his hand to care, too late?

He was reluctant to let his daughter-in-law suffer this.

And so.

Li Dabao took the opportunity to blackmail Jia Zhang's:

"Jia Zhang!

You want me to deliver you!

OK!

But.

You'll have to promise me one condition.

From now on.

As long as you're alive for a day.

It has to be!

Contracting the soles of our whole family!

If you say yes, I'll deliver it for you!

If you don't agree, then ask for your own blessings!"

Jia Zhang's pain was unbearable.

At this time, let alone contracting the soles of Li Dabao's family.

is to let her go and lick the soles of Li Dabao's shoes, as long as Li Dabao can help her relieve the pain, Jia Zhang is also willing.

I agreed on the spot.

Jia Zhang's does not emphasize honesty and has no spirit of contract.

Li Dabao also knows this.

Let Jia Zhang swear to the gods in the sky, saying that if she doesn't count, she will be covered with rotten sores, and there will be five thunders in the sky, ***!

Jia Zhang's family has always believed in these things the most, and they don't dare to swear easily.

Li Dabao said, it seems that you are not sincere at all.

Never mind.

I don't want to work with you.

Jia Zhang was also afraid that as soon as Li Dabao really left, he hardened his head and swore a poisonous oath.

In his heart, he scolded Li Dabao thousands of times.

Yi Zhonghai's face darkened, very unhappy.

What time is this?

Li Dabao, a stinky boy, is still in this yin family's beloved old sister-in-law?

But he didn't dare to attack either!

One accidentally offended Li Dabao again.

I'm afraid that when the time comes, there will be no place to cry!

Jia Zhang swore a poisonous oath.

On Li Dabao's side, the system reward arrived and went online immediately.

【Ding!

Congratulations to the host, who successfully allowed Jia Zhang's to contract the soles of the whole family in his lifetime;

Reward:

……】

He just wanted to see what the system rewarded this time.

But when he heard Jia Zhang, he suddenly wailed again.

Take a closer look.

Originally.

Jia Zhang's amniotic fluid –

It's broken!

Hiss!

Is the old goddess going to give birth?

Li Dabao trembled.

Immediately activate the [God-level Medical Skill Mastery].

After investigation.

Things did, as he expected.

Jia Zhang's is really going to give birth!

And time is still quite short!

It's in these three to five minutes!

Boy!

Witness the miracle time!

It's coming soon!

Li Dabao is quite excited.

Because.

He was also curious.

The [Zimu River River] rewarded by the system, in the end, can Jia Zhang's really give birth to a baby!

The next moment.

Li Dabao asked Yi Zhonghai to help Jia Zhang's to the small dilapidated house and let her lie down on the broken cotton wool.

Subsequently.

Li Dabao deliberately took out an extra-large silver needle from the needle box.

The silver needle shone with dazzling light, illuminating the dim cabin as if it were day.

Li Dabao shook the silver needle lightly.

Buzz –

Suddenly, the silver needle let out a heart-stopping whine!

Rumble!

Yi Zhonghai's scalp was numb when he saw it!

This needle!

Just watching.

It's all terrifying!

Beloved old sister-in-law......

she

Can it stand it?

"Dabao!

Isn't this needle too big?

Why don't you get a smaller one?"

Yi Zhonghai and Li Dabao discussed.

Li Dabao waved his hand and said mysteriously:

"Uncle One!

It's a shame for you, and you're still living with Jia Zhang's family?

Why don't you know anything about your beloved sister-in-law?

You are too, underestimating the strength of Jia Zhang, right?

She's one,

Can be, two *** boars are playing dead!

This silver is aimed at her, isn't it trivial?

If you don't believe me, look at it......

Between words.

Li Dabao aimed the extra-large silver needle at Jia Zhang's stomach and stabbed it hard.

Rumble!

Yi Zhonghai covered his eyes with both hands, and was so frightened that his breathing almost stopped.

Who wants.

In my ears, there was no howl of the old sister-in-law.

But.

"Hmm~"

Jia Zhang was extremely ecstatic and groaned softly.

Her originally tense expression became loose in a second, and instead of a painful look on her face, she seemed to be enjoying it exceedingly.

Yi Zhonghai is stunned!

How?

So violently?

Li Dabao seems to have seen through Yi Zhonghai's thoughts.

teased on the side:

"Uncle One!

I'll just say that Jia Zhang's ability is great!

Now, believe it, right?"

Yi Zhonghai looked preoccupied, he didn't speak, just sighed gloomily......

I don't know why!

Suddenly!

A sense of powerlessness from the depths of his soul lingered tightly in Yi Zhonghai's heart......

Old sister-in-law,

She!

Appetite.

Is it really that big?

That's me.

Can......

Yi Zhonghai didn't dare, thought about it, and hurriedly urged Li Dabao to continue to deliver Jia Zhang's baby.

One stitch down.

Jia Zhang's family was reborn.

All the pain disappeared in an instant, and the whole person was like a ball full of energy, and his whole body was full of energy.

Jia Zhang sighed secretly.

Li Dabao is a little beast, and he really has two hits.

Lying on the ground and crawling and rolling, after being tortured for so long, Jia Zhang was a little tired, so he planned to stand up and move his muscles and bones.

Who wants.

was reprimanded by Li Dabao.

"Jia Zhang!

Why don't you hurry up and take off your pants?

You're about to give birth to a baby, and you still want to jump?"

Yi Zhonghai was also fascinated, and said with great anticipation:

"Old sister-in-law!

You just listen to Dabao!

Take it off!"

What do you think about in your heart......

She Jia Zhang's can be said to be clear.

Jia Zhang's triangular eyes slanted Yi Zhonghai fiercely, making Yi Zhonghai turn his back.

Yi Zhonghai burst into tears and turned his back.

Even if there is a thousand reluctance in my heart!

But the beloved old sister-in-law has spoken!

He didn't dare to disobey!

And Li Dabao on the side.

Long before Yi Zhonghai turned around.

He turned his back very self-consciously, and even closed his eyes tightly.

He didn't have to.

I can't get along with myself.

Jia Zhang was about to untie his trousers, but suddenly found that something seemed wrong.

Just ask Li Dabao:

"Li Dabao!

Didn't you say, 'You will deliver me?'

If you don't look at me, how can you deliver me?"

Li Dabao's face changed in a second.

Made!

Old pious woman, still want to take advantage of Lao Tzu?

The police were solemnly policed on the spot

Jia Zhang's!

I'm warning you!

You'd better be a little self-aware!

Don't get an inch!

I've got you the needle!

Could it be that you still want me to have a baby instead of you?"

Jia Zhang was very puzzled:

"A stitch is to help me deliver the baby?"

Li Dabao:

"Or else?

You still want two more stitches?"

Jia Zhang's reminisced for a while, and the taste of being pricked by Li Dabao seemed to be a little unfinished, ecstatic, and even his voice seemed to tremble a little, "Really, really?

If you can.

Excuse me, use that oversized silver needle just now......

Okay?"

Li Dabao didn't speak.

Jia Zhang further probed, "If only there were bigger ones!

I also...... Yes."

Rumble!

Li Dabao was petrified on the spot.

What is this?

What does she want to do?

Angry voice:

"Lao Tzu gave you a needle, it's already barely difficult!

Would you like another shot?

Think beautifully!

Hurry up and take off your pants!

Born on your own!

Call me when you're done!"

Putting down the words, Li Dabao lifted his long legs of one meter eight and left directly.

Jia Zhang was a little disappointed.

Ground!

She felt an undercurrent surging in her body.

It's as if something is going to fall off.

Jia Zhang has given birth to children and is an experienced one.

She knew it was a precursor to fetal activation.

He hurriedly untied his trouser belt.

Who wants.

With the surge of that undercurrent, Jia Zhang

The stomach also churned.

Hiss!

This familiar recipe!

How.

After eating the braised pork of Li Dabao's little beast that day, the feeling of "3,000 feet under the flying stream" is so similar?

The next moment.

Jia Zhang got up suddenly.

Going to settle in the cabin, on the spot!

The trouser belt is not finished yet.

Jia Zhang felt a flash of white light in front of him, and his body was immediately surrounded by a majestic mist.

"Where is this?"

Jia Zhang was confused.

Suddenly.

A familiar, like the bell of Da Lu Hong, smashed straight down from the top of his head.

"Jia Zhang!

This small cabin can be specially selected by Dr. Li for your child's feng shui treasure!

Here, you can protect your children, the glory and wealth of a lifetime!

Are you sure.

Do you really want to pull that kind of thing here and destroy the good feng shui here?"

"Immortals!"

It's the "Old Immortal" stationed at the "Sky Treasure Palace"!

Hiss!

The "gods" in the sky have appeared again!

Jia Zhang exerted the power of the desolation in his body, desperately held back that thing, and knelt down desperately in the direction where the voice came!

All kinds of "gods" to bless you!

"Immortal" means:

If I bless you, you can!

But.

If you want to think about that, you have to go to the toilet to solve it!

It can't be here!

Jia Zhang's kowtow was like pounding garlic, and he promised very happily.

As long as you can let the "fairy" bless, don't say don't defecate anywhere, just let her live in the toilet, it's okay!

After thanking the "gods", she was about to flush the public toilet.

Again, the "fairy" stopped her:

"Jia Zhang, you have done a lot of evil in the first half of your life, right?

I don't know if you've heard of "mother's debt repayment to her son's".

Jia Zhang's moral bottom line is lower than that of ordinary people, and he rarely feels guilty when he does things that lack virtue on weekdays.

But things.

After being broken by the "immortals", the nature is serious.

Mother and child debts?

Hiss!

God, could it be that you want to make a move on the baby child in her belly?

A few days ago.

She dreamed of a "great immortal" and told herself.

said that it was the fetus in her womb, with extraordinary momentum, with the posture of a dragon and a phoenix, and it will become a big weapon in the future, and it is necessary to wear a yellow robe......

In case God doesn't open his eyes, he will put retribution on the child's head.

Then she Jia Zhang's family, wouldn't she have to die a bitter death?

Jia Zhang's heart is empty!

Bang!

Immediately knelt on the ground again, "Ask the old fairy for advice!"

The "Old Fairy" once again stated:

It's not hard to say, it's not hard to say!

As long as you give birth to a child, religiously clean this small dilapidated house to be spotless.

The gods, seeing your mind, will help you to avert your sins.

When the time comes, your child will be able to grow up healthy and safe.

But.

There is a premise.

This hygiene must be cleaned by yourself.

Can't let anyone do it for you!

Jia Zhang's lazy cancer possession belongs to the kind of existence that on weekdays, the soy sauce bottle is poured down, and he is too lazy to help it.

But she didn't even think about it, so she agreed.

If you really like the "old fairy" said, clean up, you can "eliminate the sin", and it is nothing to suffer a little hardship.

When your child really arrives at the day of "Yellow Robe Plus", everything will be worth it!

When the time comes.

She lived a life of the "Queen Mother" with Erlang's legs crossed and eating, drinking, and being served by someone.

Flattered!

It's just a beautiful idea!

Thundered!

Whoa!

The stomach is turbulent and turbulent, and one wave is stronger than the other......

It's so sour!

Jia Zhang's suddenly, he was shocked by this powerful experience!

The whole person doesn't want it, don't want it!

Boom Boom!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

La-la-la!

That feeling is getting stronger!

Everything in the body seems to be pouring out like crazy.

It's too late.

She had no choice but to rush to the public toilet with her pants in her hands.

Unconsciously, Jia Zhang's was tossed all night.

At this time.

The East is white.

Gradually, the day began to brighten.

The residents in the courtyard also got up one after another.

In this era, there are no high-end things like bathrooms at home.

The mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law in the courtyard, the first thing they do after getting up is to make an appointment and go to the toilet.

Last night, Yi Zhonghai's hiding of his sister-in-law in the gold house was revealed, and he was kicked out of the house by an aunt.

This thing.

Soon spread throughout the courtyard!

Qiumei, Lily of the Valley and several mothers-in-law in the courtyard walked to the public toilet while talking about what happened to Yi Zhonghai's house in the front yard last night.

Everyone discussed word by word, and the atmosphere seemed extremely warm.

A few people were talking.

I saw a fat "big-bellied meat ball", bringing a "tornado", sliding in front of me at lightning speed, and rushing into the public toilet!

Hiss!

The mother-in-law couldn't help but tighten the clothes on their bodies, their eyes were shocked, and they thought they had encountered, some terrible monster, they were so frightened that they trembled, and they stayed in place and didn't dare to move.

Qiu Mei hurriedly reassured a few mothers-in-law, telling them not to be afraid, saying that if there was really any monster, she would notify the Security Bureau.

When the people from the Security Bureau come, no matter what kind of monster they are, they have to be obedient and show their original form.

And Lily of the Valley, but she couldn't help laughing on the side.

The mother-in-law was puzzled and asked Lily of the Valley:

"Lily of the valley, aren't you afraid?"

Lily of the valley pursed her lips lightly, "I said aunts, Sister Qiumei, you are overly vigilant, right?

Where are the monsters?

The "pot-bellied meat ball" that ran over just now, are you Jia Zhang's?"

Qiu Mei didn't react, "But Jia Zhang, wasn't he kicked out of the courtyard by an aunt last night?

Why are you still here?"

Lily of the valley:

"Before that, Brother Dabao, didn't you also drive away the mother and son of the Jia family?

The result?

The old goddess is not yet, she is still dead faced!

What the Dabao brothers can't do, how can an aunt do it?"

Listening to Lily of the Valley's analysis, Qiu Mei also felt that it made sense.

If there are no monsters, then she will be relieved.

A few mothers-in-law on the side heard that the "monster" was Jia Zhang's, and their curiosity was aroused at once.

Mother-in-law:

"Lily of the valley! I get what you said! But I still don't understand, Jia Zhang's big belly, why did he go to the public toilet in the early morning? Looks like I'm in a hurry! It's like I'm afraid I'll miss something good!"

Mother-in-law B:

"Mrs. Jia, do you remember the incident with the shack in the front yard? The mother and son of the Jia family have a habit of eating that! Jia Zhang's family has no money and no job, and now he has been kicked out by an aunt, and he still has a big belly, and he can't find a serious source of food, so he can only eat that?"

Mother-in-law C:

"No!

No way! Our courtyard, no one really eats that, right? What age is this, even dogs don't eat it, right?"

Mother-in-law:

"Hard to say! Sometimes, the difference between a human being and a human being is greater than that between a human and a dog. Last time, Jia Zhang's squatted directly at the door with a small bench! This time I was in such a hurry, I must be looking for something to eat!"

Po Zi Wu:

"If Jia Zhang really went to the public toilet to find food, in my opinion, it would be best for us to wait outside first!"

Mrs. Yi's family, I ate a long-lost stewed pork ribs with white radish last night, and it is rare at home to have such a good meal.

When she was excited, she ate more than ever.

To be honest, now she can't help it.

I asked Mrs. Wu why she was waiting outside.

Wu Pozi said:

"Oto-ko! Don't you know the virtues of Jia Zhang?

She's eating happily inside, and if we break in and affect her eating experience, guess what? Maybe she'll be rolling around on us again!"

Mrs. Yi suddenly realized and hurriedly praised Mrs. Wu's wit.

is also afraid of being falsely accused.

Just bear with it!

A group of six people waited at the door of the public toilet.

The sky is getting brighter.

More and more residents are coming to public toilets to solve their personal problems.

Everyone Qiumei and his party stayed motionless at the door, not daring to enter.

Just ask, what is the situation?

Qiumei and the others told everyone about the scene where they saw Jia Zhang's rushing into the public toilet without dying, and their previous speculation.

"The Battle of the Shack", Jia Zhang's mother and son, have a reputation for eating that habit, and it is widely spread in the courtyard.

After a brief discussion, everyone also felt that the analysis of Qiumei, Lily of the Valley, and the mothers-in-law of A, B, C, and Ding E was reasonable, so no one dared to break in rashly.

There was a long queue at the door of the women's public toilet.

Unconsciously.

It was only 10 minutes later.

However.

Jia Zhang's is still, there is no sign of coming out.

Everyone started talking again.

"After eating for so long, aren't you full?"

"Jia Zhang's stomach is a bottomless pit, she is now a bad child, it is normal to eat too much, everyone understands!"

"Understand! I'm still waiting to finish going to the toilet, go back to make breakfast, take my kids to school, and then go to work in the factory! No more! I can't wait! I'm going to go in and solve my personal problems now! If the old goddess dares to slander me, please help me report to the Security Bureau!"

A tall, difficult-looking woman hurriedly picked up a brick from the ground and rushed into the women's public toilet.

This sturdy young woman is the dog baby and her mother, Aunt Chestnut.

Before entering, Aunt Chestnut was mentally prepared, although she was also prepared.

But when she really saw that Jia Zhang's was disheveled, lying in front of the toilet pit, as if he was trying hard, fishing for something......

Her emotions still collapsed in a second!

"Jia Zhang!

You......

unexpectedly

Are you really eating?"

Jia Zhang heard someone speak.

With a look of despair, he stuck his head out of the toilet pit.

As if grasping a life-saving straw, he suddenly got up and pounced towards Aunt Chestnut:

"Dog, mother!

Save the kids!

Save my child!"

Seeing that Jia Zhang's mouth didn't match the words, he also threw himself with his teeth and claws.

Aunt Lizi thought that Jia Zhang's crazy begging!

The next moment.

Aunt Chestnut is even more devastated!

Vomit vomit vomit!

She's throwing up!

Run out with all your might!

yelled:

"Help!

Help me!

Jia Zhang's crazy!

She's really eating!"

There was a sound of ping-pong.

And they all saw it.

Aunt Chestnut is running desperately in front, and the old pious woman of Jia Zhang's family is desperately chasing behind her!

At this time, Jia Zhang's is simply a movable "biological weapon", which has the intention of not smoking everyone to death and not giving up.

Everyone is afraid of a batch!

His eyes looked at Jia Zhang's in horror, "Jia Zhang's!

Don't come here!

If you dare to come!

I'll just, I'll ...... You're welcome!"

Someone picked up the sticks and bricks they could get at hand, and tried to use them to repel Jia Zhang's family.

As if she hadn't heard it, Jia Zhang frantically ran into the crowd, begging others to save her child......

Everyone looked at each other, this Jia Zhang is really crazy!

There is never a need to be polite to a madman.

He beckoned the sticks and bricks in his hand and beckoned to Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang's nose was smashed and his face was swollen, he was angry and anxious, and he couldn't say anything.

Just sit on the ground and start mourning!

Yi Zhonghai has been wandering in a small wooden house not far away.

Beloved old sister-in-law, go to the toilet, and haven't come back for so long?

Isn't it going to be okay?

Would you like to go over and have a look?

Just thinking about it.

There was a howl like the collapse of the sky and the earth in Jia Zhang's ears!

His heart tightened, and he ran over with a hula.

Li Dabao didn't react much.

If that Jia Zhang comes out!

It's not normal!

Arrived at the door of the public toilet.

My beloved old sister-in-law looks miserable!

Yi Zhonghai suddenly, his heart ached!

He flew forward in a few arrow steps and hugged Jia Zhang, "Old sister-in-law!

Old sister-in-law!

Calm down!

I'm Xiaoyi!

Tell me quickly!

What the hell is going on?"

When Jia Zhang saw the big injustice, his mood seemed to be a lot more stable, and he said a few words vaguely......

Everyone listened in a daze.

But Yi Zhonghai understands in seconds!

The next moment.

Yi Zhonghai rushed into the women's toilet desperately.

Half a day.

He came out of the women's restroom with a skinny baby covered in all that stuff.

The crowd was in an uproar!

What the hell is going on?

I don't have enough brains!

It's messy!

Yi Zhonghai ignored others, walked straight to Jia Zhang's family, and asked Jia Zhang's family for credit:

"Old sister-in-law!

Thanks to my timely access!

We're good, it's okay!"

Who wants.

Li Dabao, who was beside him, suddenly spoke:

"Uncle One!

That's what you're wrong with!

Good boy, why do you want to call it a terrier?

You're not, curse your own child, it's okay to be sticked!

Since, the child was born in the toilet!

You want me to see!

It's best to call the toilet student!"

Yi Zhonghai was stunned for a moment, looking a little entangled.

Hiss!

Li Dabao said......

seem

Pretty reasonable!