But.

Yi Zhonghai was a little hesitant again.

Because of the name "Stick Terrier".

It was he who suddenly thought of it after being picked up by Jia Zhang's and a rolling pin.

Hit is pro!

Scolding is love!

In this stuffy stick, he is full of his deep affection and sweetness for his old sister-in-law......

Terrier!

Terrier!

The name—

It really has an extraordinary meaning.

But Yi Zhonghai also felt that what Li Dabao just said was not unreasonable.

Call your own children stick terriers.

It's a bit of a suspicion of cursing children.

Yi Zhonghai couldn't decide which name to call for a while.

I plan to discuss it with Jia Zhang.

"Old sister-in-law!

Do you think our kid is called a "stick terrier" or a "toilet student"?"

Yi Zhonghai asked with a licking face.

Who wants.

Jia Zhang's family is extremely disgusted with these two names!

Made!

Yi Zhonghai is too good at big injustice, so he adds drama to himself, right?

If the old lady is not trying to pinch you, she is not willing to act in front of you!

The crystallization of bullshit love!

The name "Stick Terrier" means a lot!

The old lady doesn't want to have anything to do with you!

Want to call a stick terrier?

No way!

As for the "toilet student" that Li Dabao said about the little brute, it can't be called even more!

Jia Zhang's was angry, so he gasped and scolded Li Dabao for not being well-intentioned, and also scolded Yi Zhonghai for following the little beast Li Dabao to stir up peace.

李大宝 says:

"Jia Zhang!

Don't dog bite Lu Dongbin!

I don't know the hearts of good people!

I named your son "Toilet Student", why didn't you feel good?"

Jia Zhangshi was so angry that his scalp was smoking, and he turned the spearhead to Li Dabao again:

"Humph!

You just don't have a good heart.

Li Dabao little brute, don't be stupid!

The child was born to my Jia Zhang.

You call this baby "toilet student", isn't it the connotation of the old lady, what is it?"

Li Dabao smiled and said:

"I didn't expect that!

You're pretty self-aware!

Your own personality is like a toilet, dirty and smelly, and your son is called a "toilet student", isn't it right?

What's more!

I'm not talking nonsense!

Your son was born in the toilet!

So, what do you think is wrong with calling him a "toilet boy"?"

The crowd was in an uproar.

followed the coaxing, and also agreed with Li Dabao's point of view.

Even, there are some curious babies who have launched various discussions about why Jia Zhang's gave birth to a baby in the toilet.

"Shhh It seems that this wave is narrow-minded for me! I thought that Jia Zhang's stay in the public toilet for so long, what did he eat! I didn't expect to give birth in the toilet! What kind of fetish is this?"

"It's smaller! Didn't you see what was on Jia Zhang's head, face, and body? Can't she eat it and give it raw?"

"Makes sense! Giving birth to a child requires a lot of physical effort. I estimated that Jia Zhang's was so hungry that I wanted to go to the public toilet to find something to eat? I didn't expect to have a baby by the way?"

Yi Zhonghai couldn't hear that his beloved sister-in-law was slandered like this, so he jumped out to refute and explained to everyone that Jia Zhang's didn't plan to give birth to a baby in the toilet, it was an accident.

Jia Zhang's face was strained, and he viciously scolded those who talked about her, "A group of unscrupulous ghosts who spread rumors!

Say what do I eat?

Do you have proof?

Be careful, I let Lao Jia come up

cut out your tongues in the middle of the night and feed them to the dogs!"

The crowd laughed.

"Jia Zhang!

You are carrying Lao Jia on your back and having a baby with Yi Zhonghai.

Even if Lao Jia really comes up, he will cut your tongue first, right?"

Jia Zhang almost choked to death.

At this very moment.

Aunt Chestnut glanced at Jia Zhang with great disgust and said:

"I saw it!

When I went in!

Jia Zhang was lying in front of the side pit, digging and digging......

She was so obsessed with eating that she didn't even know that her pants were falling off."

Jia Zhangshi hurriedly explained with a white face:

"Not really!

It's not what you say!

I was lying on the ground to pick up the child!"

Rumble!

The scene was ignited in a second!

"Hold the grass!

Jia Zhang, you're too beastly, aren't you?

Actually did this to the newborn child?

You just don't want a child, so there's no need for that, right?"

"Jia Zhang's moral level is too low!

Drowning your own child?

It's up to her to do it!"

"Shhh

Calm down, everyone!

I won't evaluate the moral level of Jia Zhang's family!

But the act of drowning a newborn is a crime against the law!

Don't be stunned!

Notify the Security Service!

This kind of behavior is really terrible!"

Rumble!

Yi Zhonghai is like five thunders!

The old man burst into tears, looked at his beloved old sister-in-law, and asked Jia Zhang, is it true that she wants to drown her child?

Jia Zhangshi got up suddenly, and went to beat Yi Zhonghai, "What a conscienceless person!

Who do you think of my mother?

The old lady is a bastard, and she can't do it, so it's not as good as a pig and a dog!"

Yi Zhonghai didn't believe it, "That kid, why is he in the side pit?"

Li Dabao also deliberately made it bad, followed Yi Zhonghai's steps, pressed step by step, and said:

"Jia Zhang!

If you can't tell why!

Just treat it as drowning/killing a new life!

When the time comes, I'll send you in and eat the gun!"

When Jia Zhang's heard this, did he still have it?

Although there are thousands of unwillingness in my heart!

But in order not to be sent in, he said why the child was in the toilet pit.

The truth of the matter is not what the neighbors think.

The "immortals" have said that her youngest son, with an extraordinary appearance, is gifted, and he will have to "add a yellow robe" in the future.

She Jia Zhang, and she also hopes that after the child is born, she will be the "Queen Mother" and enjoy the glory and wealth!

With such a baby bump, she is too late to feel distressed, how can she drown/die of the newborn as everyone said?

This thing.

It's also very simple to say.

It's nothing more than that she was in the cabin before, and she was in pain.

After being pricked with a king-sized silver needle by the little beast Li Dabao, his stomach became lighter......

Crazy to pull that!

She had wanted to settle it on the spot.

But he was told by the "immortals" that he couldn't mess around there, otherwise he would encounter an unwarranted disaster.

Jia Zhang was also afraid.

launched the forbearance gong and went to the toilet in a hurry.

One to the toilet.

She unbuckled her trousers.

Start flooding!

Who wants!

This overwhelming momentum is too much.

There was a shudder.

Whoa!

and the child in the womb was also discharged.

Jia Zhang also sensed that something was wrong.

Just follow the trend!

Glancing into the side pit.

Take a look!

Directly scared down!

Rumble!

How could his own child fall out so easily?

Jia Zhang was in a hurry.

I didn't have time to lift my pants, so I knelt on the ground, trying to get the child up.

But the side pit of this public toilet is relatively deep.

The child was stuck again, in a very hidden position.

No matter how hard Jia Zhang tried, he couldn't get the child up.

When Aunt Chestnut hurriedly ran in, she happened to encounter the scene of Jia Zhang's lying on the ground, "fishing for a baby in the toilet".

But because of some prejudice.

She also thought that Jia Zhang's was eating that......

Jia Zhang finished explaining.

The expressions of the crowd are even more wonderful.

Li Dabao, who was beside him, pretended to be surprised.

In fact.

These bizarre circumstances of Jia Zhang's family.

It was all designed by him.

No way.

A man with [Bad Luck Charm] can't even be a Langya Bang (LYB) if he doesn't want to!

Opening:

"Huh?

Jia Zhang's!

You baby, what is it like that...... Together, pull it out?

But!

You're Jia Zhang!

No matter what strange things happen, they won't seem abrupt when they happen to you!"

Everyone nodded, feeling that what Li Dabao said was very reasonable.

Jia Zhang always felt that this Li Dabao had something to say!

Little beast, what does it mean to give birth to him?

What is called:

No matter what strange things happen, it will not seem abrupt when it happens to the old lady?

Jia Zhang thought about it for a while, the little beast used an extra-large silver needle for him, and when he pricked the needle, there was a smile on his face that seemed to be a little dangerous.

Suddenly!

A bold thought flashed through my mind.

Hiss!

Could it be that the old lady would be in such a situation, framed by a little brute?

Think about it.

She thinks it's a possibility!

Li Dabao works against her everywhere on weekdays, and makes their Jia family's mother and son miserable.

The little brute wouldn't be so kind to help her deliver the baby!

After smoothing out the train of thought.

Jia Zhangshi pursed his thick sausage mouth and looked at Li Dabao with great resentment:

"Little beast Li Dabao!

You framed me!"

Li Dabao pretended to be innocent, "Jia Zhang!

Don't spew blood!

Why do you turn your face and don't recognize people?

You had a difficult birth just now, if I hadn't made a timely move, I'm afraid I'm going to burp!

I'm your savior!

Why do you still bite back?"

Yi Zhonghai also hurriedly glanced at Jia Zhang's and signaled the old sister-in-law not to talk nonsense!

The child of the two, although he has been born safely!

But that's just the beginning!

Children are weak and are most likely to get sick.

When the time comes, maybe you will ask Li Dabao for help!

Many of the residents present had seen Li Dabao's medical skills, and they also scolded Jia Zhang for having no conscience.

Jia Zhang wanted to refute, but he couldn't find evidence, so he had to roll around and ask Li Dabao to apologize to her youngest son.

Li Dabao:

"Lao Tzu was kind and saved your mother and son?

Do you want me to apologize to you?

Jia Zhang, can't you say something? Do you want to do some personnel?"

Jia Zhangshi pulled his mouth and said dissatisfiedly:

"I don't care!

Who told you to give my youngest son an insulting name just now, in front of so many people?"

Li Dabao pursed his lips and said:

"Jia Zhang!

Are you alright?

Why is it insulting your son to be called a "toilet student"?

Of course.

I admit it!

The name "toilet student"!

It's ugly, it's a little ugly!

But......

I think this kid looks quite similar to an uncle, most likely inherited from an uncle's good mind;

Physiognomy or something, it's pretty good!

If you raise it well, you may be able to become a great tool in the future......

Speaking of which.

Li Dabao deliberately stopped to see Jia Zhang's reaction.

Who doesn't like to hear good words!

Not to mention.

Li Dabao's words are almost exactly the same as what the "immortals" said......

Jia Zhang's heart was full of joy, as if he had been giving the arrogant old hen who had just laid eggs:

"Do you need to say that?

My son, in the future, I will have to "add a yellow robe!"

Li Dabao:

"That's right!

But in advance of all this, it is your son who can grow up safely!

Otherwise, it's useless to have a good fate!"

Jia Zhang's face became gloomy again, and he snorted coldly:

"Little brute!

How dare you curse my son?"

Li Dabao waved his hand:

"Don't talk nonsense!

I don't have that ability!

Your son doesn't grow up, so it has nothing to do with me.

Think about it, you have done so many bad things before, haven't you been retributed?

It's not that you don't report it!

The time has not yet come!

It's time!

One report for another!

If the sins you have done before will be retributed to your children......

Do you think you, a child, will be able to grow up safely?"

Rumble!

Jia Zhang was stupid.

How is it that what the little beast said is almost exactly the same as what the "fairy" said?

Don't!

In the past, did you really create a lot of sins without knowing it?

Have they all reached this state of common anger between people and gods?

If that's the case.

That's not good!

Jia Zhangshi still stubbornly denied it, and his momentum couldn't help but weaken a little, muttering:

"Then you can't give your child such an insulting name......

Li Dabao shook his head, "Jia Zhang!

You're really brainless!

Don't.

Haven't you heard a saying that the lower the child's name, the better it is to feed!

What a name "toilet student"!

Not only the fact that it is fitting to be born in the toilet.

The most important thing is that this name can escort the growth of your youngest son, so that he can grow up safely and healthily!

Harm!

It's hard to be a good person!

I have a good heart, but you still have to misinterpret it as heinous!

But.

I'm here.

It's okay, free for you, with a suggestion:

If you don't think "toilet students" sound good, I think it's called "toilets", which is also very good!

It's up to you to choose ......."

Jia Zhang was thoughtful.

began to seriously think about the feasibility of Li Dabao's proposal.

And Yi Zhonghai, who has been silent for a long time, but

Excited, he almost jumped up and said:

"Old sister-in-law!

In my opinion!

Terrier!

Toilet students!

Toilet!

These three names are very good!

I'll have all three names!"

Wow –

The crowd was in an uproar.

I really can't understand the strange brain circuits of Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai!

I just want to give my baby a lowly name.

That can't be ......

What is it called "toilet student" and "toilet"!

Speaking of which.

If someone, like Yi Zhonghai, "cohabited" with Jia Zhang's family without divorce, and gave birth to a child, in the 50s, the nature was very bad, and if it was more serious, it would be enough to be caught and sentenced to ten times and eight times for hooliganism, and he would definitely have to eat a gun.

But Yi Zhonghai felt that he and his beloved sister-in-law were true love, so he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his behavior.

Yan Laoxi, who likes to brush his presence in front of everyone, and Yan Laoxi, who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, is not there, but no one meddles in matters and reports the strange pair of Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai.

Li Dabao didn't go to assist either.

As long as these two people don't do anything that triggers the bottom line of the law, it's actually quite good to leave this pair of strange people bouncing around outside and get rewards on them.

After all.

As long as you pit them, you can get rewards from the two of them, right?

Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai are the protagonists in the TV series Courtyard.

According to the settings of the system.

The rewards for the protagonist of the pit are more than those for the supporting characters of the pit!

It's too early to send the two of them in for a gun.

Just now, during the birth process of the old pious woman, Li Dabao used the [Bad Luck Charm] on her, and she could get a lot of rewards.

But all the time, there was no time to check.

Right now.

While everyone is gone.

Li Dabao found a sheltered corner.

Probe your consciousness into the system space to see.

Who wants.

The next moment.

Jia Zhang's babbling cry came from his ears again.

Li Dabao looked up.

I saw Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang's two strange things, and came over with the stick stalk in the torn cotton jacket.

Rub!

Li Dabao hurriedly took a few steps back, keeping a safe distance from the two strange people who were covered in filth and covered with that.

Jia Zhang's face was anxious.

She was so anxious that she even called her youngest son's name wrong.

was popularized by Li Dabao before, and Jia Zhang's also felt that "toilet students" and "toilets" were indeed good names......

But it's also really indecent.

In front of outsiders, it's better to call it a stick terrier!

As for the other two names, when you are at home, you can call them secretly and privately.

I saw her wrinkled old face twisted into a ball, looking very hideous!

But in his mouth, he said in an extremely intimate and extremely disobedient tone:

"Dabao!

Good baby!

What a treasure!

Great treasure nephew!

Please!

Fast!

Help, help...... My toilet is ......

Bah!

Toilet, toilet!

Phew!

Help, save my terrier!"

Poof!

Li Dabao couldn't help but laugh, and deliberately asked Jia Zhang:

"Jia Zhang!

What's wrong with your toilet?"

Jia Zhang was so anxious that he jumped up and down, "No, I'm not breathing!"

Li Dabao!

Hurry up and give the toilet, toilet ...... Stick, stick terrier look!

What the hell is he?

What's wrong?"

The stick terrier was fished out of the toilet pit by Yi Zhonghai.

Li Dabao saw that there was a problem with this terrier.

But for a short time.

There is no fatal risk.

Li Dabao didn't break it.

The stick terrier can survive in this situation, and it can survive until now, which is also amazing!

He pretended to look at the stick terrier, sighed, and said:

"Jia Zhang!

Your stick terrier is hopeless!

Dig a pit and bury it!"

Jia Zhang's eyebrows rose angrily, "Li Dabao!

My terrier is still angry, how can you curse him?"

Li Dabao:

"It's angry, it's angry, but the stick terrier can't live!"

Rumble!

Jia Zhang's teeth chattered, glared at Li Dabao viciously, and even wanted to do something to him.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai had a clear mind, and hurriedly stopped the angry old sister-in-law, and apologized to Li Dabao, and asked Li Dabao again, what happened to this child?

Li Dabao made a straight face, "What else?

The Jia Zhang family, who has been evildoered a lot, has been affected!"

Jia Zhang:

"You're talking nonsense!

How can I affect my own children?

It's definitely you!

When I was delivering a baby, I gave my house a stick and made my hands and feet!"

Li Dabao:

"Yo!

Jia Zhang, your ability to reverse black and white is really first-class!

I'm a doctor who can't help the world, what are you doing to your son if you have nothing to do?

Don't you have some incurable forced paranoia, right?

The reason why your child is like this is because you have done a lot of evil, and God has given all the retribution that should have been put on you to the child.

I told you a long time ago that your baby is suitable for a cheap name......

Otherwise.

I'm afraid I can't hold it down!

You see.

Right now......

Aren't you dumbfounded?"

Jia Zhang was stunned.

Trembling said:

"Really, really...... Is it really that mysterious?"

Li Dabao:

"It's not called Xuanhu!

It's called seeking truth from facts!"

Rumble!

Jia Zhang's face turned pale with fright.

Poof!

Fall to your knees.

began to pray to God and worship the Buddha, and there were words in his mouth, asking all the gods to appear, so that her little son would wake up quickly.

Yi Zhonghai usually doesn't believe in these.

But the situation is urgent.

He can't be allowed to think about it.

Holding the stick stalk, the whole person reflexively kneels down.

Li Dabao didn't think it was a problem to see the excitement, and said cool words on the side.

"The Nine Heavens are 108,000 miles away from this earth!

Wait for the gods to come!

You baby burps too!

Of course.

I want to save your baby.

The method is not without ......."

Halfway through the conversation.

Li Dabao stopped.

The two of them were wonderful, as if they were about to drown, and they grabbed a life-saving straw, and hurriedly kowtowed to Li Dabao and asked Li Dabao to show them the way.

Li Dabao said simply.

All you have to do is, as I said before, give this baby a cheap name.

Words of unbelief.

You shout 10 times at your child, "toilet student" and then 10 times "toilet", to make sure he wakes up immediately.

Jia Zhang didn't believe it.

Yi Zhonghai decided to buy it, and the dead horse was used as a live horse doctor, and according to Li Dabao's statement, he shouted 10 times at the stick terrier, "Toilet life."

He shouted "toilet" 10 more times.

However.

The stick terrier still didn't respond.

Far from it, the situation is not improving.

It has even deteriorated dramatically.

His little face was purple, his breathing was almost stagnant, and he looked like he might kick his little foot at any moment and go west.

Jia Zhang glared angrily, gritted his teeth and said to Li Dabao:

"Li Dabao!

You dead liar!

My terrier, isn't it getting better?"

Yi Zhonghai also asked Li Dabao, what's going on?

Li Dabao said:

"Uncle One!

The stick terrier was retributed by heaven because of Jia Zhang's many evils!

Don't say that you shout 10 times "toilet student" and "toilet", you just 100, 1000, 10000, it's useless!

Whoever started the trouble should end it!

These 10 "toilet students" and 10 "toilets" must be shouted by Jia Zhang!"

The little beast Li Dabao is scheming, and Jia Zhang's family doesn't believe it.

But she couldn't bear Yi Zhonghai's constant urging, so she had to reluctantly shout "toilet student" and "toilet" at the stick terrier......

took advantage of Jia Zhang's shouting.

Li Dabao quickly.

From the system space, pull out the needle box.

Then he took out three silver needles, thinner than a human hair.

When the two of them didn't pay attention, they used a trick to "swing the tail of the dragon" against the stick terrier.

The next moment.

The silver went straight and stabbed into the throat of the rod terrier.

The remaining two were pierced into the wrists of the stick terrier.

Li Dabao's speed was extremely fast, coupled with the thin silver needle, Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai were busy crying with dizzy eyes......

Time.

But no one noticed his small movements.

After Jia Zhang finished shouting 10 "toilet students" and 10 "toilets", ......

"Take!"

Li Dabao thought silently in his heart.

Gesture casually with a retracted pose.

Shout!

The silver needle returned to the small wooden box at a very fast speed.

The stick terrier was pulled out by Jia Zhang's family in a tremor when he was overwhelming.

After being stuck in the side pit for so long, the body must not be clean.

However, the needles rewarded by the system will have the function of automatic disinfection and cleaning after each use.

So Li Dabao doesn't have to worry that his needles are contaminated.

After the silver needle is out of the body.

The stick terrier, which had not moved, suddenly shook his body.

Followed by.

His chest began to thump violently.

"Wow" and start crying!

With the sound of crying.

The big stock of that stuff spilled out of his mouth crazily......

The stick terrier vomited like that.

Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were directly stunned!

Originally.

That's what it is......

Heaven.

Punishment for the youngest son?

Of course, the two will not know.

Stick terrier like that.

In fact, it has nothing to do with "retribution" or something.

That's why.

The main reason is that Jia Zhang is selfish and selfish.

For other pregnant women, the body will give priority to ensuring the nutrition of the fetus.

But Jia Zhang is different.

After she was "pregnant", she did eat a lot of good things.

But those things, after she ate them, were all transformed into fat.

During pregnancy, the stick terrier does not get enough nutrition, and it screams with hunger every day.

But the good thing.

Heaven waits

He's not thin.

He opened his eyes and came to the first moment in the world.

His surroundings were full of things that were very impressive.

With that, they flew down three thousand feet together.

The stick terrier opened its mouth and ate wildly.

He, like Jia Zhang, is also a greedy person.

If you are not careful, you will overeat.

It's even piled up in the throat!

Thereupon.

There will be a suffocating scene of suitable talents and purple faces!

Wait until you're done spitting up.

That's it.

Li Dabao knew early on that this would happen.

He didn't want to.

Make yourself uncomfortable.

After pricking the stick terrier, he immediately fled.

Didn't run a few steps.

The system prompts that it is suddenly online.

【Ding!

The system detected that one of the host's silver needles was missing!

Please find the host immediately! 】

Li Dabao:

"I can't!"

But subconsciously, I still checked it out.

Found.

There's really one missing.

"System! Is there any whereabouts of the silver needle?"

【Ding!

Yes! 】

"Say it!"

【Ding!

Go find the terrier! 】

Li Dabao turned back.

I probed it with my mind.

The missing silver needle was found.

Unexpectedly.

was clutched in his hand by the stick terrier.

Li Dabao was stunned!

Hiss!

The stick terrier is really a thief!

This is......

Just born to get started?

(Today it's still a big chapter, more than 6,600 words!) The author continues to splash and roll, begging for money for tickets! Urging! Crab crab all Yanzu surpass! Good dreams to all! ）