026: It's too pretending
When the daughter-in-law saw Xu Tie like this, she couldn't help but scoop a mouthful of golden fried rice with Xu Tie's spoon in confusion.
As soon as she took the first bite, she froze.
Then, tears poured out.
Some people feel that happiness will go to the bottom of their hearts, while others will shed tears.
Next, several members of the family scrambled to finish this plate of fried rice.
After eating, Xu Tie also licked his lips, looking at the empty plate with some doubts.
Is it really this fried rice that was so delicious just now? Isn't it my self-hypnosis?
And after eating this fried rice, it turned out to be so happy, so beautiful, those pressures seemed to disappear without a trace in an instant?
It's amazing.
It's incredible.
After a long while, Xu Tie asked, "Brother, are you ...... Are you here?"
"Nope. Wang Huan said: "It is safer and healthier than any food in the world, and then you have to process it and turn it into an ordinary soup stock, and then send it to several authoritative institutions for testing and get a certificate." Then I would look for an opportunity to completely package it into a mysterious and safe secret ingredient and make a name for myself. ”
Xu Tiedao: "Then are you going to kill a dragon and bring the dragon liver and phoenix gall to fried rice?"
Wang Huan said: "Can it save your hotel?"
"Yes, that's great. Xu Tiedao: "If this kind of fairy fried rice is not popular, then I should be killed by a headhead." ”
Then, Xu Tiedao: "Huanzi, should we invest a sum of money to decorate my hotel a little more advanced?"
"Nope. Wang Huan said: "It's like this, just like this, just like this." ”
Xu Tiedao: "Whatever you do in this hotel, I will listen to you, and the two of us will work for you." ”
Wang Huan said: "No, this hotel is yours." ”
"No, no. Xu Tiedao: "Without this fairy fried rice, this restaurant is a fart." ”
Wang Huan said: "Let's not talk about these first, let me talk about how this hotel should be done." ”
Xu Tie sat down with great interest and said, "Okay, you say." ”
Wang Huan said: "First of all, this hotel must always be dilapidated and cannot be renovated. ”
"Secondly, this hotel has to take off the signboard, and there is no signboard at all. ”
"Then, the restaurant doesn't sell any vegetables, only one thing, which is golden fried rice. ”
"One fried rice, one hundred. ”
As soon as these words came out, Xu Tie was startled.
100 yuan a fried rice, this price is too exaggerated, basically three days' wages for many people.
Wang Huan said: "It is expensive, pay attention to a forced style, love to eat or not." And when there are guests around, you should be indifferent and don't be enthusiastic."
"There is a signboard to be hung in the restaurant, which only sells fried rice, one hundred servings, and there is no counteroffer, whether you like to eat or not. ”
"I also have to write a signboard, those who enter the restaurant to eat, are not allowed to go to the food next door, otherwise they will not be accepted next time, don't say it in advance. ”
After hearing Wang Huan's words, Xu Tie and his wife were completely stunned.
They can't describe it, they don't have enough vocabulary, but they have a thought in their hearts.
Pretending to be forced like this, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?
After a long while, Xu Tie said: "This ...... Is this making us grandfathers and treating customers as grandchildren?"
"It has this meaning, but it is not of this nature. Wang Huan said: "We pay attention to equality, we do not discriminate against any customers, and we are definitely not superior." We are just high and low, looking for food bosom friends in the vast crowd. We're not selling fried rice, we're sharing the beauty of our souls, we're sharing the happiness of our hearts, is a hundred yuan too expensive? It's just too cheap. ”
"Mountains and rivers, bosom friends are hard to find, we are just cultivators in the vast world, we have mastered the supreme food civilization, we come to Pudu sentient beings, save the tired crowd, just charge you a hundred yuan, is it expensive?"
Xu Tie and his wife were completely stunned, they didn't see it at all before, his brother was so good at fooling.
Wang Huan said: "There is also a note that your hands will never collect money, please throw the money in the box by yourself." The reason why we set the price of 100 yuan is not because of greed, but because we don't want to touch the money and save the trouble of finding it. ”
At this time, Xu Tie couldn't help but say: "Then why don't you price ten yuan, and you don't need to find money." ”
Wang Huan, who pretended to be interrupted, glared angrily: "I'll kill you, the next time I pretend to be forced, you are absolutely not allowed to interrupt me." ”
Xu Tie didn't answer, and the five-year-old baby girl nodded seriously and said, "Okay." ”
Then, she asked, "Uncle, what is pretending?"
Xu Tie hurriedly covered his baby daughter's ears, and then said cautiously: "Brother, are we pretending to be too pretending to be like this?"
Wang Huan sighed and said: "Tiezi, in life, you can't live if you don't pretend to be forced." Human nature is cheap, if you kneel and lick, she will be disgusted. If you are cold, she will chase after you. ”
Xu Tie's daughter-in-law said: "Brother, but Tiezi and I are both uneducated people, pretending to be ...... Can't pretend. ”
Xu Tiedao: "Yes, we won't pretend." ”
Wang Huan glanced at the little girl whose ears were covered, and then said, "Is it okay to be cold?"
Xu Tie shook his head and said, "I don't understand." ”
Wang Huan said: "You have a stomachache and want to go to the toilet but can't walk away, so do you have the experience of holding it very hard?"
Xu Tiedao: "It's too much, I don't want to say a word, I don't dare to make a move, I'm afraid that an air will come out, and it will squirt out below." ”
Wang Huan said: "Yes, this is the realm. ”
Xu Tie Lao had experience, so he made this gesture directly.
Wang Huan said: "Yes, yes, yes, that's the taste, raise your chin a little more, and you can also hold a cigarette and put on an unruly look." ”
"Great, this stance is top-notch. ”
"You have to remember the first rule of pretending, which is not to speak, not to speak. You can use your eyes without gesturing, you can use gestures without speaking, and even if you have to speak, don't say more than two words. ”
"Hear the applause!"
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Just do it.
Brought a large blackboard, Wang Huan used a white brush to write a line of big characters on it: Our store only sells egg fried rice, one hundred, no counteroffer, no explanation.
Then, it was written on another sign: Those who enter the restaurant to eat are not allowed to go to the food next door, otherwise they will lose the right to dine in the restaurant.
After reading it, Xu Tie couldn't help but say: "Brother, can we find someone who can write better to write this signboard, your calligraphy is really a bit unsightly, and people like me who have no culture can see it." ”
Wang Huan said: "Tiezi, you don't understand this again. The signboards all over the street are well written, and the signboards of our house are so ugly, this is the personality. The signs with good words are the same, and the ugly signs are one out of a thousand. ”
When it's all done!
took off the original signboard of Xu Tie Restaurant, and this restaurant completed the soul upgrade.
It became a completely nameless restaurant.
"Huanzi, when will our nameless hotel open?" asked Xu Tie.
Wang Huan said: "Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, it will open on time." ”
Xu Tiedao: "Okay." ”
He was filled with infinite anticipation, because this golden fried rice was too awesome to describe in words.
But he was extremely worried, because it was too expensive, and the marketing routine formulated by Wang Huan was too pretentious, too strong and arrogant.
Then, Xu Tiedao: "Huanzi, before opening, there is one thing that must be clarified, otherwise I would rather not open." ”
Wang Huan said: "What?"
Xu Tiedao: "Shares, brothers settle accounts, and you must figure out the shares when doing business, otherwise you will definitely fall out in the future." ”
Wang Huan said: "I don't need shares. ”
Xu Tiedao: "Then I would rather not do this business, the soul of our restaurant is golden fried rice, except for this, our restaurant is worthless." I'm determined, you are seven and I are three, brother, I will take advantage of you. ”
Wang Huan thought for a while, took out a piece of paper, and drew up a simple contract.
Wang Huan and Xu Tie jointly run the nameless hotel, with 50% of each share. Wang Huan provided the formula, and Xu Tie was in charge of the store and everything.
"Fifty percent each, otherwise you don't have to do it. "Wang Huan cut the railway.
Xu Tie thought for a while and said, "Okay, then when you, your uncle, saves a dowry for my baby girl and takes advantage of you." ”
So, the two of them signed this simplest contract.
Wang Huan owns 50% of the shares of this hotel, so it is good, at least for a long time, he and his parents do not need to sit on the mountain, and they have a stable economic income.
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Nine o'clock in the morning.
Although Wang Huan said that he wanted to be calm, Xu Tie and his wife still opened the door with a sense of ceremony.
They really value it too much, after all, the hope of the family is in this restaurant, and they are all in this golden fried rice.
Here's how it works.
Find one who plays suona and one who struck a big gong.
At this time, the flow of people on this street is still okay, and when I see this posture, I can't help but stop and watch curiously.
What are these two fools going to do?
One person puffed up the dantian qi and blew the suona violently.
The domineering of this musical instrument is known to all the officials. The piano is the king of music, and the suona is the king of the town.
Any musical instrument that encounters suona will be ruthlessly suppressed and completely deviated.
"Wow!"
This loud, this high-pitched.
That's a rock-splitting cloud!
Hearing this voice, the hairs stood on end in an instant.
Immediately after that, another big gong was struck violently.
"Bang!"
The people on the street were all shocked, and the tiger body was shocked.
Almost everyone flocked to see the excitement, densely packed and full of people.
Suona with a big gong, what kind of song is this, is it a funeral song?
Then, Xu Tie said in a voice with a dead face and expressionless face: "This store is open." ”
In the end, Wang Huan hung out two signboards even more expressionlessly.
The sign on the left reads: Our store only sells egg fried rice, one hundred servings, and a daily limit of fifty servings. No counter-offer and no refund.
The sign on the right reads: Those who enter the restaurant to eat are not allowed to go to the food edge next door, otherwise they will lose the right to dine in the restaurant forever.
All the onlookers were completely and completely stunned.
This hotel is too arrogant, too pretending!
An egg fried rice sells for 100 yuan, you want to go crazy for money, and your brain is in water!
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