027: Oh my God
Even after ten or twenty years, few restaurants dare to hype it up.
This is 2003, people's minds have not yet accepted the poison of the Internet, and their emotions are still relatively simple.
So for Wang Huan's behavior, I don't feel how individual, how maverick, I just feel very ...... Stupid!
"These two people are stupid, a serving of egg fried rice sells for a hundred yuan, and they want to go crazy for money!"
"One hundred pieces of egg fried rice, what kind of egg is this? Did you cut off your own two eggs and chop up the fried rice?"
"That's not worth a hundred, and a pair of eggs at the barbecue stall are only twenty, which is much bigger. ”
"I know this boss Xu Tie, he was quite honest before, why is he so stupid now? Could it be that the business has been sluggish during this time, and he is stupid to lose money? Are people crazy?"
"Who is that idiot next to Xu Tie?"
"Damn, this restaurant is going to be yellow, and now it's going to be completely finished. ”
There were a lot of people watching the excitement and a lot of scolding, but no one came in to eat.
What about 100 yuan? That's two or three days' wages.
Of course, everyone is curious, for example, someone pointed to a piece of Xiang and said, this is delicious, and some people are curious about whether it is really delicious, but the cost of trying is too great.
As a result, many neighbors and passers-by made bets on when Xu Tie's restaurant would completely close down.
"At most, a week will be a complete closure. ”
And it is also written that people who enter his restaurant are not allowed to go to the food next door, which is really funny, who rarely goes to his broken restaurant. How high-end the decoration of the food is, three dishes and one soup are only a few dozen yuan, and I will only spend a hundred yuan to eat an egg fried rice when my brain is in water. ”
"Stupid, pure stupidity. ”
Listening to these scoldings, Xu Tie was still flustered in his heart, even angry, and wanted to rush out and quarrel with everyone.
Do you know how delicious our golden fried rice is?
But he remembered Wang Huan's admonition, to pretend to be forced, to be cold.
After hanging up the signboard, Xu Tie went back to the recliner in the hotel and sat down, holding a cigarette in his mouth, raising his chin at forty-five degrees, looking unruly.
It seems vicissitudes, cold, and lonely.
And his daughter-in-law's acting skills are not good, so she can only stay in the kitchen and can't come out.
After seeing the excitement, many passers-by and neighbors dispersed one after another.
The bustling door of the nameless hotel has returned to its previous desertion, and the door is full of birds.
It's so quiet that it's frightening.
There were several times when Xu Tie couldn't even resist it, and wanted to run to the street and shout loudly, my egg fried rice was really delicious.
This kind of fairy taste, why doesn't anyone come to taste it?
As for her wife, she couldn't help it several times, and when she came out of the kitchen and saw the restaurant that was still empty, her heart kept sinking.
And so it went until lunchtime.
For two or three hours, I don't know how many people walked by, stopped at the door of the hotel to look at the signboard, and then scolded the stupid and left.
Xu Tie really couldn't help it and wanted to go out to solicit customers.
The lunch passed quickly, there was not a single customer, and the food next door was still thriving and full of people.
It makes people envious, jealous and hateful.
Xu Tie can only look forward to the evening meal, maybe there is such a person who comes into the restaurant, as long as he eats such a bite of golden fried rice, he is guaranteed to be able to calm this guest, and he will be completely amazed.
But for the whole afternoon, there was still no one.
After Yu Hao heard about this, he ran over to take a look at the signboard outside, not angry but happy.
Hahahaha! God help me.
Yesterday, I heard the landlady say that Xu Tie had re-leased the store for another year and paid all the rent for the next year, Yu Hao was still a little uneasy.
Unexpectedly, Xu Tie actually got into the water in his brain and made such a stupid big stupid move.
100 yuan a piece of egg fried rice? But if it's not a nervous disorder, who would do such a thing?
In this way, Xu Tie will go out of business in a few days, and he will still have to transfer the store to him at that time, and he will even be able to save next year's rent.
And what's even more ridiculous is that because Xu Tie, an unknown restaurant, made such a farce, more people get to eat at Yu Hao's Gourmet Restaurant, and business is even more popular.
I heard that when the nameless hotel reopened today, there was still Wang Huan's figure, and the two sentences on this signboard knew at a glance that they were written by Wang Huan, Yu Hao could easily think that this was Wang Huan's idea for Xu Tie.
What a stupid fork.
Xu Tie, a fool, was going to be killed by Wang Huan alive.
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In this way, Xu Tie sat in the restaurant for a whole day, I don't know how many people stopped to watch, but no one entered the store.
It's still zero business.
I prepared a pot full of rice, and I didn't sell a single tael.
Xu Tie's heart was almost broken, he was unwilling, and he opened the store until twelve o'clock.
Eventually, when there was not even a single figure on the street, the door closed in pain.
After all, he still couldn't resist calling Wang Huan.
"Huanzi, there is not a single customer, not a single business. When he said this, they were about to cry.
He is a charlatan, who sheds blood without tears. Business was not good before, and he didn't look like he was crying, but pretended to be heroic.
But today there was a cry, mainly because he felt wronged.
It's just that the business was not good before, and his cooking skills are indeed like that, and his restaurant is real, plus the price is not expensive, so he has a business.
But this golden fried rice is so good, it is simply something that the gods eat, why are these people so ignorant?
Wang Huan didn't care at all, and said: "It's normal to have no business today, and the group of people who passed by our hotel today are not our target guests, understand? What we want to do is a hermit's master, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world, what we have to wait for is that group of high-end people who hear our stupid reputation and don't believe in evil, and insist on trying it." As long as they try and they can't run away, they will kneel and lick us and take the initiative to help us publicize, and then our business will be completely popular. ”
Xu Tiedao: "Although I don't understand, I think you say it very strongly." ”
Then Wang Huan hung up the phone directly.
Once again, suppressed sobs rang out in my ears.
The super beauty Zuo Ling in the next room on the right cried again, and fell asleep crying and crying.
Wang Huan sighed softly, this woman will collapse sooner or later if she continues like this.
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Early the next morning, Xu Tie got up early and opened the door to wait for the arrival of the first guest.
And Wang Huan also got up early to exercise.
He saw Zuo Ling again, went out with high morale, wore tight sportswear, and went to the gym.
Every day.
Wang Huan felt that this had become Zuo Ling's sense of ritual, and it was also what supported her pride.
If she doesn't go to the gym or run every day, she's broken down or completely compromised.
Wang Huan ignored anyone, just worked hard in the gym.
He wants to restore his physical fitness to the peak in the shortest possible time, and then find a mentor to return to the national team and prepare for the Olympics.
That's his most important mission.
Wang Huan was concentrating on exercising, when he suddenly heard a hissing sound, and couldn't help but look up.
suddenly saw an extremely hot scene.
I don't know if Zuo Ling exercised too hard, or the leggings were too tight, and he directly cracked a hole.
That picture is simply ...... There are no words to describe it.
Wonderful.
Wang Huan unconsciously completed an achievement.
Guess the role of "Snow Mountain Flying Fox".
Zuo Ling was stunned for a moment, then his face turned red instantly, and he immediately wrapped his coat around his waist and rushed towards the locker room.
Before leaving, she glanced at Wang Huan fiercely.
is really charming and beautiful, Wang Huan was stunned for a while.
was stunned for a while, and then Wang Huan continued to exercise.
For him, the only goal is to win the Olympic title, he is his mission, and everything is left to rest.
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And Xu Tie's side was even more tormented and painful.
How he longs to be able to come in a guest, not to make money, but to share, just to let people see, how awesome my golden fried rice is?
However, not a single guest came in.
On the contrary, there were many people watching the excitement, and after watching the excitement, many people still sneered and pointed at Xu Tie in the restaurant and scolded.
"There really is such a stupid fork. ”
"There is even one more signboard today, and it is sold in limited quantities, only 50 copies a day? It's ridiculous, you can't sell a single egg fried rice, and you don't like dry mouth for free, and there is a limit of 50 copies. ”
"It's obviously a piece of, and I have to sell it as gold, and my brain is broken. ”
Xu Tie, a master of the world, really can't pretend anymore, and really wants to rush out and scold those people.
And so the morning passed, the afternoon passed, and the evening passed.
A whole day passed.
There was still no business, and no one entered the hotel.
Xu Tie really couldn't bear it anymore and was going to despair.
Please, come in alone!
I can give you my golden fried rice for free, and a guest will come in.
And at this time, a person really came in.
Xu Tie forgot Wang Huan's instructions to pretend to be forced, and immediately jumped up from the recliner excitedly.
It was the landlady who came in, and she looked at Xu Tiedao with a sympathetic face: "Xu Tie, I'm sorry, I really didn't expect that I would let you renew the rent for another year hit you so hard, you take the two hundred yuan to register and look at your brain, the money doesn't have to be repaid, this matter must not be delayed." ”
After that, the landlady left 200 yuan and left with a guilty face.
People said that Xu Tie was crazy, but she didn't believe it, but now it seems that she is really a little crazy.
Xu Tie caught up and said: "Boss, have you eaten, my egg fried rice is really a fairy taste, I won't charge you for a treat." ”
The landlady waved her hand and said, "I've eaten, I've eaten." ”
Then hurriedly left, she felt that Xu Tie's brain was really bad, what was so delicious about egg fried rice, and he also sold egg fried rice?
Xu Tie still didn't give up, he still opened the door, sat in the recliner and waited for the first guest to come in.
Then he heard his wife crying in the kitchen.
At twelve o'clock in the evening, there was really not a single ghost outside.
Xu Tie really collapsed, and went to close the floodgates in great pain.
However, at this moment, a group of figures appeared in front of him.
At first glance, you know that it is not a good class, a bunch of hooligans.
The leader of the gangsters, with tattoos on his neck and scars on his face, is fierce and violent.
"Why the hell is Xu Tie?" said the hooligan leader hoarsely.
Xu Tie nodded and said, "Yes, it's me." ”
The hooligan leader said: "You are quite rampant, you dare to sell an egg fried rice for 100 yuan, you are going crazy! ”
Xu Tiedao: "Big brother, my egg fried rice is really a fairy taste, the best thing in the world, better than dragon liver and phoenix gall." ”
The hooligan leader said coldly: "Then you go and scramble an egg fried rice for Lao Tzu, if it is not as delicious as you say, then you have two choices." The first option, get me 10,000 yuan. The second option, I'll smash your store. ”
In fact, this group of hooligans is here to find fault and blackmail.
No matter how delicious the fried rice Xu Tie served, he said it was not delicious, and then smashed the store to blackmail.
"Okay, you wait!" Xu Tie was overjoyed and immediately rushed into the kitchen to fry rice.
Oh my God, there's finally a guest.
Xu Tie happily fried rice in it, and he was in full swing.
And a dozen hooligans outside, like tigers and dragons, occupied the entire storefront, all holding iron rods in their hands.
There are also two who look out at the door in case someone calls the police or something.
Under normal circumstances, even if this group of hooligans comes to extort, it is only a few hundred dollars.
But who made Wang Huan pretend to be so ruthless? Pretending to be struck by lightning.
And Yu Hao also gave money to let this group of hooligans smash Xu Tie's shop, so this group of people came.
These dozen hooligans are eyeing each other, and as long as the boss gives an order, they are ready to smash the store and beat people.
According to Wang Huan's instructions, only about 2.5 ml of Future Bio Golden Fried Rice Essence is placed in each serving of fried rice.
But Xu Tie was eager to prove that the golden fried rice was awesome, and he felt that the big brother outside was ruthless, so he doubled it.
In just three minutes, this egg fried rice is ready.
To tell the truth, this boss is still a little looking forward to what this egg fried rice looks like, and he dares to sell it for a hundred yuan, is it some kind of awesome meat or something.
As a result, it was the most ordinary egg fried rice.
There are no green onions and soy sauce, they are miserable and white, with a little bit of yellow.
It's too chilling.
Suddenly, the big brother slammed the table and was about to go crazy, and the dozen or so little brothers around him raised their sticks and prepared to smash the store.
Xu Tiedao: "Big brother, don't you want to taste it? ”
The boss felt justified, so he was ready to taste it, and then sprayed the rice directly on Xu Tie's face, and then ordered to smash the store.
So he scooped it with a spoon full of disgust, put it in his mouth, and instinctively squirted.
However...... As soon as this golden fried rice entered his mouth, he was momentarily stunned.
As if this is an illusion?
So, he took another bite.
Then, I took another bite.
Damn,,!
No way!
Is there such a delicious fried rice in this world?
This boss has no culture, and he can't make any literary words, and he can't describe it.
But a thousand tastes rippled in his mouth.
It's delicious.
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