Chapter 105 Boy Urine Medicine (Ask for Subscription)
Xu Damao rushed back to the courtyard excitedly, and on the way back, he went to several clinics and asked several doctors, which was the same as what Li Guoqiang said.
The use of urine in children is the primer of medicine for many incurable diseases.
In front of the courtyard, Xu Damao bought a big rooster and more than a dozen bottles of Arctic Ocean soda.
After taking stock of the children in the courtyard, Xu Damao finally planned to ask Yan Xie Kuang to borrow some boy urine.
The stick terrier is actually okay, but Xu Damao is not compatible with the stupid pillar.
Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu's family have recently reconciled. So Xu Damao went to find a stick terrier, and it is estimated that he will be messed up by a stupid pillar.
It's better to find Yan Xie Kuang directly.
"Yo! Da Mao, I bought a rooster and so many sodas, this is to do a good thing? ”
As soon as Xu Damao entered the compound, Yan Bugui saw Xu Damao come in, carrying a rooster and a big bag of drinks.
"The third master laughed, how can I have anything good to do! Come, take a bottle and tell the children to come out and drink it!" ”
Xu Damao said generously.
This made Yan Bugui a little unexpected.
Xu Damao was unexpectedly generous?
Since there is something delivered to him, Yan Bugui will naturally not be polite.
"Liberate, liberate, come."
With Yan Bugui's voice, Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang quickly rushed out. The man had a bottle in his hand.
"Three masters, I'll find Xie Kuang and say a few words!"
Xu Damao said with a smile, and then pulled him aside.
Yan Xie Kuang is also in his teens, two or three years older than the stick terrier.
This must be pure child urine.
"Xie Kuang, you can drink all these sodas!"
Xu Damao handed the soda in his hand to Yan Jiekuang. This made Yan Jiekuang a little surprised.
Xu Damao, who has always searched and searched, is so generous?
There must be a demon when this thing goes wrong!
"Brother Da Mao, just say anything directly, right?"
Don't look at Yan Xie Kuangxiao, he is also similar to Yan Bugui, and he is very clever.
"That's right, isn't there a piece of land behind my house that has been abandoned for a long time, don't waste your urine after you drink soda, put it in a bottle and send it to me, I planted some land and used it to water the ground, it's no problem, right?"
Xu Damao said with an excuse.
He didn't have the face to say that he wanted to drink the boy's urine, if he said this, how could he have a face!
"Done!"
Yan Xie just wants to urinate, isn't that simple? Directly agreed.
This scene made the stick terrier in the distance visible, and suddenly felt very unbalanced.
This Xu Damao actually gave Yan Jiekuang a soda, and he didn't give himself a drink?
And he also bought a rooster, so there must be meat to eat at home at night. If you have food and drink, you will steal it at night.
At night, Xu Damao saw that everyone was almost asleep, so he killed the big rooster and smeared his whole body with chicken blood.
also took out the two bottles of boy's urine that Yan Jiekuang brought over in the evening.
This Yan Xie Kuang is estimated to have been a little hot recently, and his urine is a little yellow and bubbling.
This made Xu Damao smell it and almost vomit it.
I thought that as long as I drank it myself, I could cure infertility.
Xu Damao was ruthless, pinched his nose, and drank it directly.
Kaba –
Just when Xu Damao was drinking, there was a strange sound outside the door.
"Who?"
Xu Damao suddenly had a thrill.
If this is discovered, his old face will be lost.
When I turned around, I saw the stick terrier sneaking out of the door.
It's over, and it's probably all seen by the stick terrier. If this is told by a stick terrier, it will be troublesome.
"Uncle Da Mao, it's me, what are you drinking?" The Stick Terrier asked curiously.
He saw that Xu Damao was drinking a lot of joy, and he suddenly became thirsty
He felt that the drink must be delicious.
"This, it's a soda!"
Of course, Xu Damao can't say that he is urinating, otherwise it will be troublesome.
"You drank it for Yan Jiekuang during the day, and I want to drink it too!"
As he spoke, he picked up another bottle and drank it directly.
This drink, the stick terrier suddenly felt that the taste was wrong.
Poof-
The next moment, he spit it out.
"Xu Damao, this is not soda, this is urine, you actually tricked me into drinking urine..."
In the afternoon, he saw Xu Damao giving Yan Jiekuang a lot of bottles of soda.
When it was my turn to drink, it turned out to be urine?
"I'm going to tell the stupid uncle to go and see if he doesn't clean you up—"
The stick terrier still wanted to call, but he was directly covered by Xu Damao, this matter is going to be spread out, and he will be in trouble.
"Don't scream, don't scream, can't I invite you to eat chicken?" Xu Damao said anxiously.
However, the cry of the stick terrier just now has been heard by the second uncle's family who are closer.
Liu Haizhong and the second aunt ran over in a hurry, thinking that something had happened to the stick terrier again.
However, when I pushed the door open, I saw Xu Damao covered in blood and covering his mouth, as if he was doing something bad.
"Xu Damao, what are you doing? Let go of the terrier! ”
Liu Haizhong also thought that Xu Damao was going to be unfavorable to the stick terrier.
Suddenly there was a smack.
"Second uncle, I didn't do anything?"
Xu Damao was speechless, and he secretly drank some boy urine, why should he be watched?
"Second uncle, Xu Damao tricked me into drinking urine!"
After the stick terrier broke free, he ran straight over with a drink.
When I sniffed my bangs, the bottle was really filled with urine.
This bangs are not light.
Then the stupid pillar, the uncle, and others rushed over.
The movement was so loud that even Li Guoqiang heard the voice.
"Could it be that Xu Damao was caught drinking urine?"
Li Guoqiang said secretly in his mind.
Such a shameful thing, Xu Damao is still so high-profile?
Then I got dressed and rushed over, afraid that I would be late and not lively.
"Xu Damao, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. The stick terrier is still so small, you actually let him drink pee? Are you still an individual? ”
Bangs heard the words of the stick terrier and said angrily.
Last time, Xu Damao didn't give him a good face, and he had to pay ten yuan for a tooth.
If you don't clean him up today, he almost doesn't know who the king of this courtyard is.
"That's it, I've never seen such a conscienceless person! If you still want to marry a daughter-in-law, you are the life of a desperate family! ”
The second aunt also echoed the voice.
Last time, Xu Damao quarreled with the second aunt, but it was the fiercest.
Naturally, I can't forget him.
"You dog, you drink? Actually gave the stick terrier to drink urine? ”
Silly Zhu stepped forward and snatched the drink from Xu Damao's hand.
After a while, I realized that the smell was so familiar.
Xu Damao also drank urine?
"Isn't it? Xu Damao, you actually drank urine? ”
The stupid pillar was stunned, and the rest of the people were also stunned for a moment.
If Xu Damao drinks urine for the stick terrier, and he drinks it himself, it means that Xu Damao is deliberately pitting the stick terrier.
But I didn't expect Xu Damao to drink urine himself?
"I really didn't expect Xu Damao to have such a heavy taste, you want to drink urine, our family is full!" Liu Guangtian said with a smile.
Now that Liu Guangqi is married and goes out to live, there are only Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu in the family.
"Da Mao, we are a little harsh with you on weekdays. But we're also for your own good, you don't have to think about it so much, right? ”
Yi Zhonghai saw Xu Damao's posture and thought that he was going to do some kind of ritual, which looked very strange.
I'm afraid he won't be able to think about it.