"I'm drinking this child's urine, it's healing, you know? In a few days, my infertility will be cured! ”

Xu Damao explained.

Now I can only explain it truthfully.

"Heal? Can your infertility be cured by drinking urine? ”

Silly Zhu laughed and said, "If this can be cured, I can call you grandpa." I think you've done too many bad things, and you've been retributed. ”

"That is, Xu Damao didn't know who he was bewitched, and he thought that drinking urine could cure infertility?"

"If it was useful to drink urine, the uncle would have drunk it a long time ago!"

"Be quiet, you'll be heard. This Xu Damao probably has a problem in his heart, and this disease is cured! ”

"Who's to say it isn't? If your family is out of business, you can't accept it! ”

"This Xu Damao is pitiful enough, it's okay to have a cultural job, but it's a pity that he has this disease."

“……”

The neighbors whispered.

Most people don't think that Xu Damao's drinking urine can cure his infertility.

The only thing they had ever heard was that the child's urine could boil eggs, and this was more credible.

Some people use eggs boiled in children's urine to take them, which can laxative, cough, and beautify their faces.

But it was the first time they had heard that drinking the boy's urine could treat infertility.

"See! If you marry him, you don't know what it will be like? Qin Huairu said to Qin Jingru.

Qin Jingru was also glad that she had seen Xu Damao clearly in advance.

Otherwise, if he really married Xu Damao, he would have suffered a lot.

"Silly Zhu, this is what you said, you will be allowed to call me grandpa in two days!" Xu Damao said confidently.

He felt no reason to be bad when he drank all this urine. If it's not good, he will have to trouble Li Guoqiang.

Today, his face can be regarded as disgraced.

"Okay, then I'll wait. But you have to settle the matter here first, the stick terrier drank the urine you gave, I suspect it's unhygienic, I'm going to take him to the hospital for a checkup, you quickly lose money! Silly Zhu shouted.

Now is the time to kill Xu Damao, and he will not miss this opportunity.

Silly Zhu also gave the stick terrier a look.

The stick terrier fell directly to the ground and wailed.

"Oops, my stomach hurts! It hurts—"

The acting skills of the stick terrier are called a great one.

Immediately, Qin Huairu was in a hurry.

"Terrier, are you alright?" Qin Huairu said anxiously.

"It's impossible, I've drunk almost a bottle of it!" Xu Damao knew that he was going to be given by a stupid pillar.

"Of course it's okay if you drink it, but you're going to get married and have children in the future, can you compare with you? Hurry up and pay ten dollars, I have to take the stick terrier to the hospital for a check-up! Silly Zhu said again.

"I don't pay for it, and it's not me who asked the stick terrier to drink, it was he who sneaked to my house in the middle of the night and drank it himself!"

Xu Damao was not willing to pay for it.

If it weren't for the terrier, he wouldn't have been discovered by everyone, and he wouldn't have been so embarrassed.

"If you don't take it out, you can drink this bottle of urine in front of everyone, and I will admit that this bottle of urine is fine!"

Silly Zhu handed over the drink bottle that the stick terrier had just brought over.

If Xu Damao dares to drink this bottle in front of everyone, then he is powerful.

Although there is no need to lose money, it is definitely a loss of face.

If you don't drink it, then pay for it obediently.

"Silly pillar, you're despicable." The hatred in Xu Damao's heart.

I didn't expect to be calculated like this by the stupid pillar.

"Xu Damao, you have to be responsible for drinking the stick terrier, otherwise who will you find if something goes wrong?" The bangs are also aimed at Xu Damaodao.

How can you make him feel better?

In the end, under the remarks of everyone, Xu Damao had to compromise.

After all, he couldn't do it, and drank another bottle of urine in front of everyone.

Even if he is thick-skinned, he is not crazy to this extent.

"Okay, I'll give it, count you ruthless!"

In the end, Xu Damao compromised and directly paid ten yuan to pay the stick terrier.

Then the people gave up.

"Next time I dare to let the stick terrier drink urine, it's not as simple as losing money!"

Before leaving, Silly Zhu didn't forget to threaten Xu Damao.

"Bah, bah, bah, how old are you-" Xu Damao snorted several times.

It feels bad luck.

"Silly Zhu, you wait for me, I'll check it tomorrow, and when the results come out, you wait to kneel down and call me grandpa!" Xu Damao said angrily.

"Stupid Zhu is really responsible for this matter, if he hadn't beaten Xu Damao often when he was a child, Xu Damao wouldn't have been like this."

"Who knows? These two people are enemies, they pinch when they meet, and there is no day to stop the days. ”

"It's either a stupid pillar falling into the thatched house, or Xu Damao drinking urine, and there are almost no normal people in our compound."

"Yes! The stick terrier is also muddy and can't support the wall, the Liu family is also unkind parents and unfilial children, and the old Yan family is called a calculating! ”

“……”

As the crowd chattered, everyone dispersed.

Li Guoqiang also returned home.

In fact, after Li Guoqiang gave Xu Damao an injection today, Xu Damao's infertility was alleviated.

I guess I will go for a check-up tomorrow and I will be able to return to normal. But it didn't last long.

The next day, Xu Damao directly asked for leave and went to the hospital for an examination.

In the end, the results of the examination showed that Xu Damao's infertility had been treated.

This result made Xu Damao so happy that he almost hugged the doctor and took two bites.

"I was finally able to give birth, and I was finally not infertile." Xu Damao shouted loudly in the hospital.

Many people looked at him with surprise.

"If you are sick, go to Dr. Li, it's really a wonderful way to rejuvenate, it's amazing!"

Before leaving, Xu Damao did not forget to put an advertisement for Li Guoqiang.

He felt embarrassed yesterday, and it was worth drinking urine, after all, he didn't have to go out of business in the future.

If Xu Damao knew that in fact, he didn't need to drink urine to treat his infertility, and it was estimated that he would be able to vomit out two taels of blood.

Back in the courtyard, the first thing Xu Damao did was to find Silly Zhu.

"Silly Zhu, call grandpa. The results of the examination are out, and my infertility is already cured! ”

Xu Damao directly threw the report on the stupid pillar's face.

Although Silly Zhu doesn't know many words, he can understand it.

The results of this test did not cause infertility. But he didn't want to just give in.

"How do I know if you faked this report? Do you want to prove that you have the ability to give birth to a son for me? ”

Silly Zhu was not convinced.

But my heart was dripping.

He felt that he had been unlucky recently, Xu Damao drank the boy's urine and even got better.

Then it shouldn't be a problem to drink a little yourself and drive away bad luck, right?

"You, shame on you! The reports are all in front of you, and you still don't admit it! ”

Xu Damao was almost vomited blood by the stupid pillar and died.

"What does this prove?"

Silly Zhu denied.

Seeing that there was no way to take the stupid pillar, Xu Damao didn't bother to play tricks with him, and then found Qin Jingru.

Tell her that her infertility has been treated.

But Qin Jingru didn't want to be with him anymore.

After all, Xu Damao has done too many crazy things these days.

Biting indiscriminately some time ago, and secretly drinking urine in the middle of the night last night, these things made Qin Jingru unacceptable.

Seeing that Qin Jingru was already unwilling to be with him, Xu Damao was not reluctant.