"What's wrong?" There are a lot of actors backstage, and those who won the award are extremely happy, but after Yu Qian saw the state of his partner, he was a little incomprehensible.

"It's okay, I'll make a call first."

"Let's talk about it later, although my godfather doesn't drink much, but the conversation is not over."

"Hmm."

Guo Degang nodded with a smile and made a phone call to explain clearly to his family.

But after explaining it clearly, I was more or less indignant in my heart.

He and Brother Qian'er didn't know how long they had been preparing for the competition, and the jokes were constantly grinding, and even the small theater was closed for several days.

I was also happy to win a third prize.

But listening to the conversation between the people in the toilet just now, what kind of competition is this, it is a cross talk show, and a radish and a pit have booked the award in advance.

What you should take, what should you take.

Even if it weren't for Brother Qian'er, the third prize might not have been won.

Thinking about it, it was a little funny, since this is the case, why waste your energy, just go for the subsidy of the third prize.

Slip your phone into your pants pocket.

Guo Degang thoroughly understood the significance of the game, and his heart was more or less broken, but it was very meaningful to look up and see the two on the backstage screen.

Anyway, now let's enjoy the performances of the two, the competition is over.

A little more networking.

……

"Xiaoshi, I found you."

Shi Fukuan looked at his old partner and wondered, "What's wrong?" ”

Hou Yaowen held the other party's hand and pleaded, "I have something I want to ask you about." ”

"What's the matter?"

"If you can't see me tomorrow, don't look for me, and don't call me." Saying that, Hou Yaowen on the stage pointed to all the audience, "If anyone asks me, you have to say that you don't know, okay?" ”

The more he talked, the more mysterious it became, Shi Fukuan's expression was wooden, "Okay, okay." ”

"Thank you."

Finally let go of his hand, Hou Yaowen was a little crying, but when he saw the suit on his body, he wanted to take it off, "Why don't you put this dress on?" ”

Shi Fukuan hurriedly waved his hand, "No." ”

"Also, you don't look good in my clothes."

Hou Yaowen took a deep breath and began to talk seriously, but his words always had a taste of farewell, "Today next year, you will buy some fruits, buy a few pieces of dim sum, buy a small bottle of two pots, and you will go to Babaoshan...... Don't go during the day. ”

Shi Fukuan looked at his old partner and was silent, but still nodded.

"After twelve o'clock in the evening, you climb over the wall and go in."

The voice fell.

The audience below was happy to imagine Shi Fukuan climbing over the wall, including Guo Degang and Yu Qian, who were watching backstage.

But Hou Yaowen's words were not finished, and he pointed in the direction while leaning sideways, "Go in along the aisle on the right, where the thirteenth tree is, and then you will hear woo~~woo~~~woo~~."

Then there was a shadow floating back and forth in the tree, and I was waiting for you. ”

At this moment, Shi Fukuan was almost described as stupid by him, but he just didn't speak.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Hou Yaowen held his hand again, "Thank you!" Come by all means!! ”

"I'm definitely not going!!" Shi Fukuan finally said in fear, "Why am I watching a horror movie?" ”

Hahahaha!

There was a burst of laughter, and what I wanted was this sentence.

"The last thing I want to say to you is to please rest assured, I am innocent, that's all, gone!!"

"Come back, come back!"

Where can Shi Fukuan let him go, he called him back without saying a word, "If there is anything you explain clearly, it's too late to leave, no one said that you don't know." ”

"I can't tell." Hou Yaowen returned to the microphone and rolled up the sleeves of his suit.

"How?"

"Something's wrong, there's something big."

Shi Fukuan said anxiously, "What a big deal!" ”

"Hey, it's hard to say (tone)~~"

"Want to sing? When the shelf is Lang Lang~~ When the Li Sheer Lang dang~~"

"Our unit had a meeting that day."

"Don't sing??"

Hou Yaowen didn't care about Shi Fukuan's surprised state and the smile below, sniffed and said, "Our director in charge is making a report on the stage. ”

"What meeting?"

"The main thing is to rectify and publicize the rule of law."

"Oh!"

"It was very loud!" Hou Yao raised his head when he heard this, and immediately enlarged his tone, "There are people in our unit now, and they are actually committing crimes against the wind!" Knowing the law and breaking the law!! The unit leader decided to check to the end!! No toleration! ”

Shi Fukuan: "Okay. ”

"As for me, I was sitting very close to the front row, and I happened to be sitting face to face with our new director, who was glaring at me." Hou Yaowen's gaze was certain, he stretched out his index finger in his hand and tapped it below, and when he finished it, he stretched out three fingers and shook it, and then his index finger pointed at someone.

"What's wrong?"

"At that time, when I saw his gesture, my heart whimpered, my head buzzed, and my legs and stomach choked to the front."

"All with sound."

"When I'm done thinking about it, I'm sure it's over."

"What's the end of it?"

"Look at that gesture." Hou Yaowen raised it and gestured again, "Do you know what this means?" ”

"I don't know!"

"I let the director know about the kickback."

"You've got kickbacks?"

"Three hundred dollars! As soon as he gestured, I knew it was over. ”

Shi Fukuan shook his head helplessly and patted his partner's shoulder, "Don't say it, it's not me criticizing you." ”

"How?"

"Haven't you seen the money? You also take the 300 yuan rebate? ”

"Didn't I buy a total of 400 yuan for the unit!"

"Ah???h

Hahahahaha!

The moment the burden was opened, the theater of the entire cross talk contest laughed, and the completely textbook-level shaking of the burden was vividly displayed.

And it's not just the audience laughing.

The following gentlemen and judges are all having fun.

The two are recognized as the top ten comedy stars, and their abilities are naturally the best, and even the two are really few people can compare with each other in mainstream cross talk.

The tacit understanding and experience are too strong.

But it's definitely not just the audience watching at this moment.

At Guo Degang's home, Wang Yunfei was holding a bowl of rice staring at the cross talk broadcast on TV, cooking a little late today, but just in time for the show.

When I saw the performance of the two masters.

Only then did I understand who my master and uncle were learning, and I couldn't say what I thought, because this is the inheritance of master and apprentice.

The key is that Hou Shi and his wife are partners, and the apprentices are still a pair of partners, so it's not good.

At this time, Hou Yaowen in the TV set finished the first two paragraphs, and suddenly patted Shi Fukuan's arm with a sudden understanding, "Yes, I remembered, was it the last time I gave the old director three bottles of wine and a cigarette?" ”

"Did you give a gift to the old director?"

"It's not!" Hou Yao straightened his suit when he heard it, "I have worked as a deputy for more than 20 years, and I want to straighten it out before I retire." So that day, during the holiday, I gave the old director three bottles of wine and one cigarette. ”

"It's not too much to see the old leaders send something during the New Year."

"Later, our old director drank the wine, and the old director's eyes were not very good before, but after drinking, it was basically ...... Blind? ”

"Huh?" Shi Fukuan's eyes widened suddenly, and he made an unexpected movement.

"In the past, our old director came up by himself to make a report, but now he has to grind the net alone." Hou Yaowen said as he closed his eyes and learned to touch.

Shi Fukuan had an uncomfortable expression, "Take a look." ”

"When I sit down, the first thing I say is ......"

"What?"

"Comrades!"

"Hmm."

"Fake wine kills people!!!"

Hahahaha!

While eating, Wang Yunfei suddenly couldn't help laughing, good guy, do you have this burden now? The key is to completely step on his laughter.

But there is another person next to him who laughs more presumptuously than him, and that is his sister.

"I like the cross talk of the two of them so much, each of them is so fun."

"Well, it's funny." Wang Hui also agreed.

"The funniest is yet to come."

Wang Yunfei was silently happy after holding the rice chop and taking a bite, because this was his own master, but the level of his cross talk was estimated to be not enough in their eyes.

At that time, I heard my sister say that the two masters watched his stand-up, but I don't know if it's good or bad, but it must be very bad, and I said it to the people below casually while holding the microphone.

His own state is actually very casual, without that kind of rigorous attitude, if he does it again, he will definitely give his best performance.

But I really didn't know they were there, and the first impression was probably bad.

Don't talk about yourself when you meet later, otherwise it will be too embarrassing.