Chapter 50: When it's time to meet Old Man Jin Wensheng! 【New Book Asks for Everything】
Eating and watching the cross talk of the masters, Wang Yunfei could only pray that Master Hou would forget that it was better for him to perform a stand-up performance at that time, otherwise it would be embarrassing to meet.
Fortunately, I don't know when, half a year or a year when we met?
I guess I did forget about it at that time.
So let's listen to this cross talk with peace of mind, you have to learn the skills and experience, and even the style can be used for reference.
And the cross talk at this moment has also come to the end.
"A bookseller came to me that day and said, Mr. Hou, now we have a batch of books that can't be sold, please see if you can change it and sell it."
Shi Fukuan became curious, "With your level of education, do you still change the book?" ”
"Intellectuals, you can't give full play to your spare heat?"
"What kind of intellectual are you?"
Hou Yaowen: "Later, I helped someone change it, and the first one to change it was called "A Monk's Affair"!! ”
"Approximately?"
"The content is that there was a monk named Tang Zeng in the Tang Dynasty!"
"You'll wait." Shi Fukuan stopped when he heard that something was wrong, "Don't call Tang Zeng, call Tang Seng." ”
"Polyphonic?"
"What polyphonic words? It's called Tang Seng. ”
Hou Yaowen said anxiously, waving his hand, "You don't care what he is, right?" This man went to the west to learn the scriptures, and then I changed. At first, talk to the white bone spirit...... The two of them are like that. ”
"What's that?"
"Did you have a leg with a spider spirit later?"
"What is this?"
"Later, I was sticky with Princess Iron Fan."
The more he talked, the more embarrassed he became, Hou Yaowen patted his partner, hid aside and lowered his head and smiled, and Shi Fukuan also complained, "Do you still know how to be ashamed?" ”
"In the end, I messed up with the king of the daughter country."
"Hmm."
"Anyway, when it comes to this, I'll write in detail."
"Don't write it, this book is called Journey to the West, right?"
Shi Fukuan said on the side, Hou Yaowen looked at him and nodded subconsciously, "That's right!" ”
"I all know "Journey to the West", what else have you changed?"
"No, do you know that "Journey to the West" can't be sold? I changed it to "A Monk's Affair". Oops, this book is selling out! By the way, do you know that there is a book called "Water Margin"? ”
Shi Fukuan immediately came to the momentum, "Then I've seen it, Liangshan is a hero, one hundred orders and eight generals." ”
"I can't buy it. I changed it to "A Tale of One Hundred and Five Men and Three Women"! ”
Hahahaha!
Quack quack!
The audience burst into laughter and applause when they heard this, which must have been said many times in later generations, but now many people have heard it for the first time.
And Shi Fukuan also found it interesting, "That "Dream of Red Mansions"? ”
"The Affair of a Man and a Group of Beautiful Girls!"
"What about "The Legend of the West Chamber"?"
"It's called "Cheating"!"
"The Legend of the White Snake?"
""The Love of People and Ghosts"
"What a mess this is!" Shi Fukuan looked at the audience and nodded at his partner.
"Oops, after I finished changing it, I went to the house, and the money came into my pocket. Later, the booksellers were anxious, Mr. Hou, don't change it, I don't have any money in the library, so let's do it, we still have a batch of science and technology books that can't be sold, can you help us change it? ”
"You also change the science and technology book?"
"It's better."
"For example, there is a book called "Talking about Skin Care"!"
"That could be called 'Fruit Body'!"
"If you choose a rice seed?"
"It's called "Wild Seed"!"
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Sentence by sentence, Wang Yunfei is watching it with relish at the moment, but it is impossible to patronize the TV, and he has to hurry up to prepare to wash the dishes after eating, Xiao Pigtail and Dalin's themselves have been washed, only the sister still puts the finished bowl on the table near her and waits for her to collect it, it is estimated that the rice and oil are dry, and it is not easy to wash.
"Xiaofei, aren't you looking?" Wang Yao was curious.
"Why don't you look, then you go wash the dishes?"
"Hehe, you've done it, what else am I going to do? It's that the master went out to buy dish soap just now, and it is estimated that it will run out, so wait a while. ”
Wang Yunfei nodded, but still sent the bowl to the kitchen first, but suddenly turned to look at his sister, "When did you follow me to call Master and Master?" ”
"What? Can't I shout yet? Although I didn't apprentice, I can't shout with you because I'm your sister? If you don't want me to call it that, I still want to call it, but when my wife comes back, I'll learn the drum.
Can't shout now? ”
“……”
Twenty years old, still as strong as a child, Wang Yunfei can only say anything, he can only turn his head and put the bowl in the sink to soak first, but a few seconds of kung fu master came over with dish soap, and when she came over and saw the child, she remembered something.
"Yunfei, something to tell you?"
"You say."
Wang Hui picked up the bowl and smeared dish soap and said, "Didn't you go to tell a story before?" Your master still hopes that you will learn more and make money in many places when the time comes.
But even Mr. Liru's side is more or less close to Mr. Jin Wensheng, and he is more worried about being exposed.
So I'm going to go back to Tianjing to see the old man, and you can also learn by the way.
The old man knows a lot, and he is old. ”
"Good!"
Wang Yunfei nodded and readily agreed.
Mr. Jin Wensheng is also his own master, and I heard that the old man has been very powerful in his life, not to mention that he has escaped the death penalty several times, and his wife doesn't know how much he has married, so he suddenly wants to go.