Twenty-three minutes.

Wang Yunfei sat in the co-pilot and listened to Hou Ye's words for twenty-three minutes, and he would barely drive less, but it was different when he encountered a red light.

Fortunately, when he got out of the car, he was able to breathe a sigh of relief and hit the places he saw together.

The place is not Yanjing's famous National Palace and Beizhan, but a big restaurant, and there is a banner hanging on it for some event, like a celebration, if you really want to perform here, it must be a cave.

Don't look at Mr. Hou as a big gentleman, but he usually has to take away the acupoint performance, and to put it bluntly, going to the acupoint is to make extra money.

After all, his villa was also bought with a loan, and his family still has to support him.

Who is not running around for money.

"Come, this way, follow me. But be quick, there are too many red lights on the road, and I was lucky last time I came, there was only one red light. ”

Hou Zhen parked the car and led people upstairs while chattering.

Wang Yunfei didn't count the number of floors he went up, he kept walking around, but he only knew that when he opened one or two doors, he came to a very beautiful performance hall, with five or six hundred seats, and the front stage was not small, and at this time there were already nearly three or four hundred people, which was a bit noisy.

Before they had time to look more, the three of them came backstage.

There are six or seven actors backstage, most of whom they don't know, and the only ones they know are Mr. Hou Yaowen and Mr. Shi Fukuan.

I saw that I had just come over with my child.

The two were very happy, and the former kept greeting the other actors in their puzzled eyes, "Coming?" Hurry up and see if there are any suitable clothes, I will specially ask someone to prepare the right coat for the two of you.

There are about twenty minutes to perform, Yunfei, hurry up, are you ready, you are the first to go! ”

"Ready." Seeing the enthusiastic master, when the child nodded again and again, and then was pulled over to choose clothes.

It's still a coat, but the color and materials are much better than his own.

How much does his own talent cost.

However, when he saw the child passing, Guo Degang quietly asked Mr. Shi, "Uncle, why hasn't Brother Qian'er come yet?" ”

Shi Fukuan shook his head, "He has been filming TV series in the past few days, and he is free today, so I can come before you act, and now he is on the way, haven't you been right?" ”

"No, it's right, it's an old joke Liangzi."

"That's good, he's been busy all day."

Twenty minutes was not a long time, and the seats of five or six hundred spectators outside were filled in the last five or six minutes.

Full opening moment.

The hostess wearing a long skirt and bare arms came to the stage to make an opening remark, most of which were restaurant blessings and getting better and better, and it also explained the participation of the two gentlemen.

After finally speaking, the female host began to announce the show.

"Then the first show, please enjoy the cross talk "Funny You"! Performer Wang Yunfei! Let's give a round of applause! ”

Quack quack!

Crisp applause erupted in the hall.

At the same time, many people muttered.

"Hey! I've heard this cross talk, it's fun enough. ”

"Me too, Mr. Ma Mikasa said."

"Yes, it's his old man, he couldn't laugh when he heard it for the first time, but he didn't expect to listen to it here again. I don't know who said it, I haven't heard of the actor's name. ”

……

The hotel holds an event, and most of the viewers who come to watch it are not ordinary audiences, there will be relatively more rich people, and then it may be some customers of restaurants.

They will only listen to jokes like this very popular and old gentleman for cross talk.

At this moment, Wang Yunfei completely understood his master's thoughts, what kind of cross talk was this based on what scene, and it was difficult to attract attention when he said a joke that they had never heard at all.

And it will be very difficult to say that the old gentleman's joke will be very difficult, but the audience is relatively easy to accept, and he has learned a little bit for a while.

It's just that there is no cross talk table on stage, only a few microphones, but it has to be behaved.

But just a bow, Guo Degang was worried about the side curtain, the child performed for the first time in front of 600 people, he didn't know if he was nervous or not, but under the gaze of Mr. Hou Yaowen and Mr. Shi Fukuan, Rao is he would also have a little psychological change.

So the moment the child took the stage, his hands were clenched all the time, and I don't know if it was because of climbing the stairs, and there was already a little sweat in his palms.

"Thank you for the applause, come to the stage to introduce yourself, my name is Wang Yunfei! The first time I came to the restaurant, I was very fresh and happy.

Looking at the following people, I can see that they all know how to live, otherwise they wouldn't come here to listen to cross talk and watch performances, in order to find a kind of happiness for themselves.

This is a sign that life is getting better and better, but when life is better, we must pay more attention, always prevent fire, and prevent thieves every night! ”

After saying this, Wang Yunfei on the stage suddenly changed his tone, "Listen,, it's okay in our residential area, miscellaneous courtyard or in the countryside."

But no, we should be careful, because there are bad guys all the time.

No, there is an old lady in the neighborhood, although the old lady is not very old. In her thirties, let's call her sister-in-law, hang a few clothes at the door. I'm afraid of losing it, so I can't keep watching it here, I have to go to the house to cook and do other work, so let the children watch it.

The child is too young, five years old, so little child. You say stupid but not stupid, clever and not very clever, never went to school, too young, not enough to be of school age. ”

When the words fell, Wang Yunfei gestured at the child's head, and then on the side of his body behind the microphone, he was about to talk to the child, "Xiaohu, play at the door for a while, and don't let the thief sneak it away." Look who takes it, you call me!

Huh.

Don't move, don't go anywhere! ”

"After the work in the house and the cooking, the child stood with him.

Kids, just look at a few clothes anyway. The big rope at the door is drying, and it doesn't move, honestly, more than four years old, five years old.

When he is not naughty enough, he is dishonest at the age of seven or eight, and he is honest at the age of four or five. ”

Wang Yunfei suddenly lowered his body and suddenly learned to stand stupidly, his eyes were still looking straight ahead, and he was desperate to stare at his clothes.

That is, this is the picture, and the audience below will laugh when they see it, at least they can make the corners of the audience's mouths smile.

This is very satisfying for him, because he has not yet reached the place of baggage.

After learning, Wang Yunfei continued to speak, "You say stupid but not stupid, stand there and watch, at this time the thief came over......"