"The thief is coming."

After Wang Yunfei gave a sentence in his mouth on the stage, he began to peek at things obliquely, completely showing the thief's expression, and said to himself, "Eh? There are several pieces of clothing here, as well as a small child...... I'll go and see.

How old are you?

Five years old.

What's it called?

Little Tiger. ”

"Little Tiger?" Wang Yunfei pondered, put his hands on his knees and lowered his head and asked, "Do you know me?"

I don't know.

Don't recognize? Let's play together, I'll coax you to play, I'll tell you my name, I'm called teasing, teasing you!! ”

A slight laugh instantly came out of this particular hall.

Let's not talk about the jokes that make you play with three words, the actors keep switching the roles of thieves and children on the stage, and the audience feels a little interesting when they look at it, and the key is to play well, not embarrassing.

And to hear some laughter.

Hou Yaowen was very happy, and muttered behind his back with his hands, "The beginning is very stable, I like the feeling of a child, I see that there is no Xiaoshi, this state cannot be found at this age, I am only seventeen years old this year, and the future is promising." ”

Shi Fukuan was shouted by his partner and couldn't say a word, because he said everything he wanted to say, what else could he say, anyway.

Of course, there is still room for improvement, but they all have to admit that the children's talents are good, and the words of aura are also given a few points.

But just when they were all watching intently, there was some slight movement behind them, and as soon as they turned around, Yu Qian came over panting.

"Godfather, Master, I didn't come late just now, right? Isn't it just open? ”

"What's the matter with you? The children have already performed. Hou Yaowen looked at Yu Qian and asked.

Yu Qian was very sorry, "I'm sorry, there was a traffic jam on the road, and I ran all the way up after I arrived at the restaurant, for fear of being late." ”

"Alright, let's get dressed."

"It's in the background, isn't it? I'll go right over. ”

promised Yu Qian's peace of mind and prepared to go down, but when he went down, he also glanced at Yunfei's appearance on the stage, the seats were full, full of pits and valleys, and the child was performing on the stage, and it attracted many people's eyes to look at him, which was a bit okay.

At this time, Wang Yunfei's words were not finished, and he said: "My surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me!" Xiaohu, promise!

Huh.

Call me, call me! My surname is teasing, I call you teasing, called! ”

The last two words were a little louder, and the child played by Wang Yunfei seemed to be a little frightened, and said timidly, "Teasing you."

That's right, little tiger!

Huh.

Call me.

Teasing you.

Okay, yes, yes, okay, little tiger.

Huh.

Call me.

Teasing you!!

Okay, great. ”

Separated from the characters, Wang Yunfei, who was performing, also wanted to have fun, but he had professional ethics and continued to speak, "Called a few words, go over and get the gown, the gown to dry, and bring the gown." ”

When the words fell, Wang Yunfei lowered his body again, and played the role of a child and shouted: "Ma Ma ~ him, he has a gown!"

The work in the house had to ask: Who?

Teasing you!! ”

Hahaha!

Compared to the previous chuckle, this time it was a burst of music, and the hall immediately became lively.

Hou Yaowen clapped his hands when he heard this, and said while laughing, "Look at how good the child is." ”

But this time he said that the others did not respond, and they were all looking at it.

Guo Degang is naturally the same, not to mention how proud he is after this burden sounds, it is the first time for a child to perform in front of so many people.

In the laughter, Wang Yunfei scolded, "Look at it carefully!" ”

The thief took his pants off again.

"Ma Ma ~ He takes pants!!

Who?

Teasing you~"

The burden is the same, but this time the laughter is still there, and it hasn't stopped even since the time when I laughed just now.

"I'll beat you up for a while, look at it honestly, don't shout.

The thief took down the futon sheet again, rolled it up, and sandwiched it. ”

"Ma Ma ~ He takes ...... He took that futon to save face~

Who?

Teasing you~

Mind the child, you are honest or not, I will beat you in a while. ”

"Later, the eldest aunt will come out and take a look, and the child is still standing there, yo." Wang Yunfei looked left and right at Meng, "Where are our clothes?"

Take it away~

Who took it?

Teasing you~"

Hahahaha!

The cross talk of the performance is actually a very short segment, but at this time, the audience is quacking, there are good jokes, and there are also performances as actors, although he is still a child, but Wang Yunfei is definitely good at stand-up.

Who called it that there were few people before, and he had nothing to do, so he could only say that he was forced to practice stand-up.

In the laughter of the audience, Wang Yunfei had a very strong sense of honor in his heart, and he bowed happily and stepped off the stage.

After seeing the actors leave, the applause came belatedly.

"I've listened to this passage more than a dozen times, and every time it's funny."

"Well, yes, this actor can have a bit of flavor."

"Teasing you~ The more you listen, the more coke you get."

"I have to say that thieves are also smart, and the old gentleman also created a joke based on life."

"It seems that I have to listen to Ma Lao's cross talk again when I go back, and I am addicted."

……

In the agitation, the host once again took the stage to prepare for the future announcement.

At this time, Wang Yunfei came to the side curtain and happened to see several elders, and the uncle and master were even more ready to go up.

"Not bad!!"

When the child reached the range of his arm, Hou Yaowen patted the child's shoulder without saying a word, but a handful of tooth flowers was a little helpless, "We decided on today's performance very early, so the time to free up the show is very short."

Otherwise, I wouldn't let the child say that it would take such a short time, and when there is a chance in the future, the child will have a place to show his ability. ”

Although he was about to go on the stage, Guo Degang hurriedly helped the child speak, "I'm very happy that you let us come over to perform and show up, and the child has also grown in knowledge, and it is the first time to be on such a big stage." ”

"Wait until you have a chance...... Hey, today is a little rushed. Hou Yaowen sighed and began to be quiet, but after a few seconds of silence, he started to move again, and even looked at the child with a little excitement, "Yunfei, can you play Allegro?" ”

"Yes!" Determined, Wang Yunfei replied neatly, without any modest thoughts, and the audience and other elders He would not be like this, but he didn't use it with Master Hou, just tell the truth, he didn't know why, maybe he was influenced by Master Hou.

"Okay, let's go, I'll find you an allegro, you can try it."

As soon as he spoke, the grandfather and grandson went down to the side curtain, and after a while, there was no shadow, and Shi Fukuan, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian all smiled happily after looking at each other, Mr. Hou's character is enthusiasm and an impatience.

At the same time, it can be seen that he is very attentive to children.

So Guo Degang, who is a master, doesn't know how beautiful it is.

"Then please enjoy "Kwa Residence" next! Performers Guo Degang and Yu Qian! ”

Quack quack!

Leng Buding heard the applause, Guo Degang hurriedly turned around to face the stage and walked on stage with his coat and Brother Qian'er to prepare for the performance.

The children's performance is only a few minutes, and they only have less than twenty minutes, and there is no way to do it, both of them are squeezed out.

To be able to get to this point, it was Hou Yaowen who discussed it with all the performers today.