"You know them all?"

Li Jingyi said, Wang Yunfei took out his hand and gestured to the front and back of the car, "It's Mr. Hou Baolin who is driving!" ”

"Master."

"The co-pilot is Mr. Ma Mikasa!"

"Cross talk masters?"

"There is a car in the back talking about cross talk, all of them are masters."

"Who?"

Wang Yunfei concentrated and began to count one by one, "Zhu Xiangcheng, Guo Quanbao, Guo Rongqi, and Chang Baokun!" ”

When he said the three names, Li Jing was very surprised on his face, and muttered softly, "These are all amazing old gentlemen." ”

"Wait a minute, shall I see if there is Li Jing?"

was following the old gentleman, Li Jing suddenly put his hand on the table and retorted, "There won't be me in this car." ”

"I'm looking for it one by one."

"How?"

"Nope!"

"That's right! There can't be. ”

"Without Li Jing, it's strange, how can there be none?" Wang Yunfei scratched his head, and then slowly spoke, "At this time, Mr. Hou Baolin drove and spoke. ”

"What are you talking about?"

"Li Jing, hurry up and push!"

"My cart?"

Hahahaha!

"Good!"

Quack quack!

The audience was really happy, and dozens of people applauded and shouted happily when the burden was thrown, the main era was different, and they heard this paragraph for the first time.

Whether it's a joke or a joke, it's definitely the first time it's the happiest.

At the same time, Guo Degang, Zhang Wenshun, Wang Yuebo and Wang Yao, who were wiping sweat, all looked at the two of them, did not talk too much, but they all followed the audience.

And the movement fell quickly, after all, there were only about fifty people, Li Jing stretched out his hand and pointed to the side, and complained: "Join me at the end?" ”

"You pushed them away!"

"You're not doing well."

Wang Yunfei looked at his uncle, "It can be seen that I love cross talk, I know these old gentlemen, you have to give more today." ”

"Yes." Li Jing nodded, "The National Day will give a lot now and in the evening, you can also come and listen." ”

"No, I'm not from your locality, I didn't get along with our place to take refuge, I didn't have that time." Wang Yunfei immediately changed the topic and went into the main stubble.

"Can't get along?"

"I got into trouble, I ran out of the village, I can't say that I have a strong sense of self-protection!"

Li Jing laughed when he heard it, "This is still very strong, isn't it?" But since you're bald here, let's just tell us all. ”

Wang Yunfei rolled his sleeves behind the microphone and became uncomfortable, "This matter is a long story, the village chief in our village has the greatest rights." ”

"What's wrong with the village chief?"

"Amazing, big temper!"

"How do you see that?"

As soon as Li Jing asked, Wang Yunfei had a head to speak, and a voice came out of his mouth, "Heh!

How can you see it. Let me give you an example. ”

"Tell me about it."

"There was a child squatting on the ground and, and the village chief saw that he was in a hurry, and called the dog to come and eat, and shouted three times that the dog didn't come, so he crawled there and ate it by himself!

"Oops, disgusting is not disgusting!

”

Saying something, fortunately, no one was eating pastries below, otherwise it would have to be uncomfortable, but the audience didn't care, there was still laughter, but they wondered what it was called.

"Sex is like fire, we are all afraid! On that day, the village chief took a few directors to play mahjong, and I was playing to see the village chief's sweat coming down. ”

"Sweaty?" Li Jing leaned sideways and said.

"He has a problem, he can't unbutton his shirt all year round, and I'll undo it for him as soon as I see that I'm sweating." Wang Yunfei stretched out his hand to unbutton it in front of him, but as soon as he untied his hands, he patted it, "It's broken!"

I'm in trouble! ”

"What's this?"

"Do you know why he didn't untie it? He had ringworm on his neck, and he was afraid that people would see it, so I untied it. ”

Finally explained, Li Jing leaned on the table to understand the matter, but waved his hand and said, "It's nothing." ”

With a sob, Wang Yunfei looked at the dozens of viewers below with a crying voice, "He will retaliate against me, he is the village chief, what should I do?" I was in a hurry to remember, there seems to be an ancestral plaster at home, and it is gone after being stained.

But you can't take the roots, you have to transfer. ”

Li Jing heard it for the first time, so he got closer and asked, "How to transfer?" ”

Wang Yunfei patted his neck, and then touched his face, "Stick it on your neck, tear it off and stick it on your face, it's gone, it's on your face." ”

"Can I move somewhere else?"

"I said put it on your arm, you can't see it with your sleeve covered. When he got it, the village chief couldn't be happier. But two days later, wearing short sleeves showed again. ”

"I still see it." Li Jing snorted.

Wang Yunfei raised his thigh and patted it, "I'll get this for you." ”

"That's fine!"

"I got it on my leg, and two days later he went out to play football, and he saw it again."

"That's true in shorts."

"I'll transfer him to the ass."

"It's completely invisible."

In less than half a second, Wang Yunfei, who was teasing, suddenly increased his volume, "Oops, I'm in trouble again!"

”

Not next to each other at all, Li Jing looked at his partner with a puzzled expression, "Why did you get into trouble again?" ”

"Look...... The night before yesterday, there was an accident in our village, and a woman director went out to play cards, and when she came back, she met a hooligan. Wang Yunfei's gaze instantly changed from left to right, "Suddenly, a hooligan came out of the entrance of the village, and the two of them were fighting together in the dark." ”

"The result?"

As a result, after a fierce fight, the hooligans were stripped of themselves!

”

"Huh?? What's going on? Suddenly, Li Jing's big eyes became interested, the first time I heard that the hooligans had lost, and the audience below was naturally the same, who called the big man man, he liked to listen to this kind of thing.

"Our women's director is not a good person, you want to run, but there is no door."

Wang Yunfei played the role and smiled silently, and suddenly grabbed the clothes with both hands, and took them off from top to bottom, and the top was taken off and the bottom was finished. This is all deliberately given the burden of action, so when they saw this moment, the audience couldn't laugh, but Li Jing was different, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped it.

"What are you doing?"

Wang Yunfei: "The women's director is brave and brave!" ”

Li Jing: "What kind of righteousness and bravery, in the future, you will say that the two hooligans met together." ”

Wang Yunfei: "She wants to use her way to counter her body, so that the hooligans can't raise their heads." The rascal was so frightened that he turned around and ran. ”

"The hooligan ran away?" Li Jing pointed in the direction that Wang Yunfei said.

"I didn't see my face, I just saw a piece of ringworm on my buttocks."

"Yes!"

"The whole village has spread that the hooligan is the village chief, so I'm in trouble!

”

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SP: [The results are out, to be honest, it's a bit lower than expected, I thought it was about the same as the number of investors, but the result was dozens of differences!] Maybe it's really badly written, but for me the grades are okay anyway. I'll see if I can get a little more tomorrow, there's something going on today. 】