"As soon as I heard about the incident, the old man of the women's director quit and called the village chief to his house to discuss the matter."

"What else is there to discuss?"

"One won't hit you, and the other won't scold you."

"What should I do?"

"You do." Wang Yunfei looked like he was holding a big pot, and he was upside down, "I have three catties of fried soybeans here, you eat them all, you go yours." ”

With a slightly stunned expression, Li Jing glanced at the audience below, and then looked back at his partner, "Eat fried soybeans?" ”

"It's not a problem for the village chief, I've eaten so much."

"Oh, yes."

Leng Buding brought up the previous burden, and the old and young masters below instantly recalled it, and burst into a burst of light laughter.

In the midst of laughter, Wang Yunfei spoke while chewing soybeans, "Quack quack, I ate three catties in a row, and drank a stomach of cold water, and after drinking, I walked out of the house like a band." ”

"How?"

"Plug Lang Dang~~ Plug Lang Dang~~ All are all ~~"

"Pacman is such a movement."

"Everyone asked, village chief, what's wrong with you? The village chief is still hiding his face! ”

"How?"

Wang Yunfei was certain, and the words that came out of his mouth instantly turned into the taste of advertising: "People love to fart when they are old, and they used to be troublesome for a day, but now they have a high calcium fart fruit flavor, and a fart is five in the past, and it is not difficult to go up to the fifth floor." ”

"Good guy, you got on the fifth floor, didn't you?"

Hahaha!

"I saw this ad before I came."

"No, it's been on the air lately."

……

Don't look at the lack of people in the theater at the moment, but I am very impressed by this advertising line, after all, people still watch the most TV now, so they all muttered a few words, plus Li Jing's flip, and the burden sounded even more crisp.

Wang Yunfei spoke: "So you see what to do, he will retaliate against me, and then the villagers gave me ideas." ”

"What an idea."

"Let's go, go to Yanjing to find your brother."

"Yanjing, do you still have relatives?" Li Jing snorted.

"yes." Wang Yunfei nodded, "My brother is in Yanjing, I'll find him." Unfortunately I lost the address, but the address was lost, and I picked up a ticket at the place where I got off. ”

"What ticket?"

"Cultural Center Pass?"

Seeing that his partner didn't understand, Li Jing hurriedly explained, "It's what it means to see everything." ”

"Wow, there's nowhere to go anyway, I'll go there and have a look. After rounding and turning, I found it, and when I entered the door, I found a group of people watching a performance with a big theater, and a host came out. ”

"There's a newspaper."

"Hello friends, the performance starts now, please enjoy our theatrical evening. I'm going to put on a show here today, have you heard of the Yellow River? The Yellow River is our mother river. ”

"That's right."

"We have to care about the mother river, please enjoy the song of the Yangtze River below."

"What's wrong with the relationship without the Yellow River?" Li Jing said loudly.

Wang Yunfei also complained, "Is this talking about human words?" said that the Yellow River changed the Yangtze River for a long time, and the host said that cross talk was part-time, and I came out when I turned around. ”

"Don't listen to it."

"If you look at the rest of the cultural center, there is a big swimming pool and there is water everywhere."

"Exercise place."

"The coach looked at me and brought me over, swim!"

"Let you swim?"

"I said I wouldn't, and he said I'll teach you. Oops it was so good, take me on a swim and I'll be up in an hour. Alright, let's stop here for today. ”

"How?"

"I really can't drink it."

"Okay, let's go up there and drink water."

"It's so boring, that's what the pass is, make me feel wet, turn around and I'll come out."

"Let's get out."

"I'm walking down the street...... Yikes!

Wang Yunfei suddenly saw something and was surprised, "I saw my brother." ”

"Brothers?"

"He was pushing his little bike, and I shouted! Brother, I'm here! He saw me, "Ah, brother, are you here?" ”

"Say hello."

Wang Yunfei suddenly noticed that something was wrong, looked down, and muttered, "Why is my brother's aisle so weird, twisting and walking." I asked my brother, what's wrong with you?

Don't mention it, let people secretly calculate like this. ”

"What's the plot?" Li Jing asked.

"I was riding a bike today, it was not easy to ride, it was a big headwind. There is also a big fat man in front, riding and riding a lift of the body~~"

"What is this?"

"The wind is all blowing down. Hate me, I want revenge. ”

"How to get revenge."

"Push forward, kick him forward, I'll ...... hard"

"A fart too?"

"Pull your pants!

！ ”

Hahahaha!

There was another burst of laughter, and the uncle in the front row was slapping his legs while laughing, as if he had poked his laughter, and the rest of the audience was naturally similar.

But Li Jing was very concerned, "Why did your brother pull his pants?" ”

"Oh bro, you don't know wow, I squatted and rode here."

"Yes, I don't dare to sit down."

"Unlucky, let's take a shower."

"Don't wash it off first."

Wang Yunfei pointed at his hand, "There is a bathhouse around the corner, we came in, and the guys inside are very polite." Come, come, strip and shower, and take off that one, you outside. ”

At the thought of pulling pants, Li Jing kept nodding his head, "Don't go outside, it's too dirty." ”

"After standing in the yard and taking it off, I took the water hose and rinsed it. And I took off my clothes and found a stool to tie to the stool legs. Squatting, Wang Yunfei took care of himself and tinkered near the legs of the cross talk table.

Li Jing looked at it and pulled it up, "Why are you bolting it?" ”

"What if I lose it?"

"I can't lose it."

"No, I lost it on the edge of the pit in the village."

"There's no one at the edge of the pit."

Wang Yunfei immediately came to the momentum, and said confidently: "No one has lost it, so many people can't keep it and steal my pants." ”

"Who stole this, you're not a woman."

"Push open that door...... At this point, Wang Yunfei was about to continue to say according to the next good line, but his mind flashed, and he pointed at Li Jing with a smile, "Hey??" You've stolen girls' pants, haven't you? The hobby is pretty good! ”

"What a mess of you!

”

Hahahahaha!

Suddenly, the whole theater laughed, this is completely unexpected, but the effect is not good.

Quack music.

Even the old man Zhang Wenshun looked at the child's appearance, and he smiled.

"Or Mr. Hou said that the child has aura, and I can see it here." Guo Degang muttered.

Wang Yuebo was also in a state of laughter, and at the same time, he compared it in his heart and sighed, "It seems that Yunfei said that cross talk is much better than storytelling." ”

Guo Degang looked at the stage and said to the child, "After all, I mainly learn cross talk, but he studied at the old man some time ago, and it is estimated that he has made a lot of progress." ”

"That's good, my godmother may be able to find out this if she sees it again, but don't notice the identity, otherwise the consequences dare not imagine, of course, there is no consequence that I can't come over to help."

"Hey...... Thank you. ”

"I can't talk about it."

Several people were silent in the side curtain for a few seconds, and after a few seconds, Wang Yuebo said again, "When will Yunfei go over again?" Recently, my godmother asked me where my child had gone, and I mentioned it once in the background just now. ”

"Look at the last few days."

"That's right, Lao Guo." Wang Yuebo mentioned another serious matter, "I see that the child still has a lot of time, and when will I decide to come to the internship for internship, the internship will be to a certain extent, and I can get a little money."

You should have made up the money for the recent surgery, or you wouldn't have asked me to borrow it. ”

“……”

Guo Degang didn't speak immediately, only subconsciously turned his gaze to other places, that's right, they pooled money together to see the old man, and it was nothing at first glance.

But he really asked Wang Yuebo to borrow it, after all, among a bunch of friends, his family situation is the worst, first of all, the operation of Deyun Club completely needs him to pay for it, and then there are children.

"I'll mention it to my kid later, but now I want him to do nothing and concentrate on learning business. Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, and when the time comes, there is a real opportunity, and the child can make a splash.

If you run around to make money, it's not a problem. ”

"Harm, I can understand!" Wang Yuebo smiled, "When I was a child, I went to school, and my parents also wanted me to study hard and don't care about anything." But I saw that they were working hard, so I wondered if I could help share a little bit.

As a result, your parents want you to study hard, but you don't study hard to help them, which is very strange, and in the end, no one's goal will be achieved. ”

"Who's to say it isn't." Guo Degang continued to look at the child, "Yunfei is very sensible, I originally wanted to study business while working, but I want to raise him for a few years and bring up the business, which Mr. Hou has taken a fancy to recently." ”

"yes, I've heard about it too, what the hell is going on? Tell me about it, I don't know very well. ”

"It's not that day......"

Guo Degang immediately became proud and proud, and told Wang Yuebo 1510.