On the stage, Wang Yunfei smashed Li Jing like this, and the effect was surprisingly good, not only the audience liked it below.

Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun were also happy watching from the side curtain, obviously two people cooperated, and they had a thorough understanding of their personalities, and they could also use them as burdens.

But while listening, Zhang Wenshun suddenly glanced at the audience and found the last two young people.

"They're here to learn, aren't they?"

"Yes." Guo Degang nodded, and looked at the same time, "But just come over and listen first, whether you can keep it depends on the back, cross talk is not easy for children to have the idea of learning."

Besides, the children introduced by Mr. Zhao can't be wrong in terms of personality. ”

"Then you write a paragraph for them first, and have a contact and understanding in advance."

"No problem, I'll go down and write now."

Not to mention, Guo Degang went to the backstage and took the pen to start writing a passage, writing two copies, but it didn't take much time, and he was familiar with these words.

After I finished writing, I immediately walked around to the audience and finally patted the shoulders of the two children.

Seeing Guo Degang, they instinctively remembered but were held down.

"There's a passage of eight screens here, you take it and look at it first or memorize it first.

This is called Guankou in our cross talk, and Guankou is to put it bluntly, it is done in one go, and a paragraph is said rhythmically and neatly. In the penultimate programs, my eldest apprentice Wang Yunfei also has another program, which happens to be a passage, you can listen to it then. ”

"Okay, thank you, Mr. Guo!"

Just told me simply, and after telling Guo Degang, he went back to the side curtain.

And Yue Longgang and Kong Deshui looked at the openings on the two pieces of paper and were very interested, they could actually come and listen, they just wanted to learn a little, but they weren't sure, after all, their job was not bad, and now it was a bit of a beginning.

However, looking at the words written by Mr. Guo, suddenly Yue Longgang smiled and said, "Third brother, this paragraph is what Wang Yunfei said on TV that day." Reckless people written above! ”

"Really?" Kong Deshui nodded and was also watching, and at the same time looked up at the actors who were performing, and sighed in his heart, no wonder he was more popular than the other pairs, it turned out to be Mr. Guo's first apprentice, and it seemed that he had been studying for a long time.

However, just when they looked at the pass given by Mr. Guo, the cross talk performed by Wang Yunfei at the moment had already come to life.

"When you are old, it's really cold! It's convenient to go to the toilet and you can't bring paper! ”

Li Jing suddenly wondered, "How can I get on without paper?" ”

Wang Yunfei stared at his expression and waved his hand slowly, "Because paper is useless." ”

"Why didn't it work?"

"In those years, it was not like there were toilets at home now, they were all public toilets, this convenience ......" Immediately turning his head, Wang Yunfei pointed to Li Jingdao, "Come, you learn one." ”

Li Jing's spirit needs to be echoed and teased throughout the whole process, because he has to talk from time to time, he belongs to the state of talking less, but he can't be idle, and he really subconsciously began to bend over when he said it, but when he understood it in an instant, he pushed it reluctantly, "Nonsense, did you learn it here?" Good guy, you almost told me to be blinded. ”

When it comes to the audience, the sound of music is not small.

And Wang Yunfei could only compromise and continue to tell the audience: "Okay, anyway, we all understand what it is like to go to the toilet." It's convenient, and the pants are wiped - frozen! ”

"What's frozen?" Li Jing was a little incomprehensible.

"Why are you going there?"

"Oh, I see."

"I wiped the paper when it was frozen, and it broke."

"That's it."

As soon as the words turned, Wang Yunfei gave a bit of a clever look, "Everyone has a way, prepare a-beating stick!" ”

"Good fellow, I've heard of it for the first time."

"Later, you watched a costume TV series." Wang Yunfei said as he picked up the fan and put it on his waist and walked a few steps, "There are knives or swords here, right?" ”

"That's right."

"But it's all evolved from a-beating stick, and there's still a pocket."

"Pocket? I don't know how dirty it is. Li Jing was surprised.

"It's not dirty at all." Wang Yunfei waved his hand, "Because it's all frozen." ”

"Can't even touch it?"

"Whoever goes to the toilet is a group of friendly people, hello everyone! Don't get up, don't get up! ”

"Who's up?"

"It's as convenient as this, almost, cang, long,

Wang Yunfei picked up the fan and slapped it behind him, and the audience below the dozen couldn't laugh anymore, not only here, but from the moment the stick came out.

Vulgar is definitely vulgar, but it really can't be laughed.

After the fight, Wang Yunfei was very angry and gave a few happy looks.

Li Jing was speechless, and at the same time couldn't help but be happy, "Why is this still excited?" But what do you think this thing will do if it is halfway down? ”

"No, people in old age are amazing."

"Craftsmanship?"

"Especially later...... Wang Yunfei stared at his fan, cherishing it very much, "This thing is becoming more and more luxurious." ”

"Luxury?"

"It's better to go to a public toilet. Brother Ren, what is your-beating stick made of?

The family is poor, jujube. ”

"That's it." Li Jing said.

"Mine is Hanali's."

"Isn't that bad?"

Wang Yunfei raised his gaze, stretched out his hand to point forward, and asked slowly, "That brother Ren, what kind of material is it?"

Rosewood, inlaid with ivory mouths.

Oh, brother, what about yours?

Jin Sinan's, especially the mouth, I am set with diamonds. ”

Li Jing finally broke the defense, and also picked up his fan and waved it around, "The stick is inlaid with diamonds?" Can you be trusted? ”

Wang Yunfei was slightly happy, "As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway, what about the following bits?" Do you believe it? ”

"Hahahaha! Believe! Niu X, the-punching stick is still inlaid with this? ”

"The key ivory one, won't it be pierced?"

……

There is a stubble, Wang Yunfei is very happy, and he looks at the speechless uncle behind his back with his hands behind his back, "Look, these are all the heirs of the year!" ”

"Good, good!" Li Jing could only compromise, "I also believe it, but what if I don't bring the thing?" Have you forgotten any of them? ”

The happy momentum came to an abrupt end, and Wang Yunfei opened his mouth in confusion, "Came too hastily?" ”

"yes, what should I do?"

"Oh, where's my stick?"

"Heh, don't be so kind."

"Borrow it from a friend."

"Someone else borrows this?"

Wang Yunfei turned to one side and said politely: "Eldest sister!

”

"You wait a minute." Li Jing hurriedly dragged the person back in the laughter below, "You squatted with the eldest sister, didn't you?" ”

"Your mind is very dirty, everyone comes to the bathroom for Dajie, not for Miss. It's more elegant to say that. ”

"What is elegant, it will be over with a big hand."