Holding his hands together, Wang Yunfei continued to say politely, "I'm sorry, I forgot to bring it, I borrowed your stick to use it!" ”

"You're so kind."

"Here you go, girl."

"Women's restroom."

Wang Yunfei was a little embarrassed, "Anyway, just take it, he handed it here." But it's knowledgeable, and you can't pick up the places he hit. ”

"Yes, one hand." Li Jing replied.

"Yes, you have to pick up that end, otherwise it will make people laugh, and then this will snap-"

Seeing Wang Yunfei hitting back again, Li Jing nodded, "You can borrow it, but what if there is no one?" ”

"The whole toilet is chartered?"

"Is this called a charter?"

"There is no one in any of the pits, and I don't have my own rod with me, what should I do?" As he spoke, Wang Yunfei made a squatting appearance, "Lift half of your pants and quickly stand up, find a corner, and sit it back with all your might." ”

"Huo Oh!

How much it hurts! ”

Hahaha!

Laughter broke out from the theater again, and Yue Longgang and Kong Deshui naturally needless to say, they had already integrated into it.

And Wang Yunfei is also getting better, and hurriedly shouted at the laughing audience: "Sit and don't move!" Sit still, or you'll get out. ”

"It's easy to come out, I'm so panicked when I hear it, are you credible?"

"All I can say is that it's a miracle. Isn't there this as the old saying goes? ”

"What?"

"You can do this thing is not authentic, you can promise me at the beginning, now how can you pull it back and sit in it."

Li Jing stared at the two of them and was stunned, "That's what you're talking about?" ”

"When you walk down the street, as long as you hold your chest up and look up, you'll sit back."

"Just sat back and haven't melted yet?"

"What a mess." Wang Yunfei nodded at the table, "I'll give you an example of the weather in old age, either it's hot or cold." ”

"Then people can't live." Li Jing waved his hand.

"How?"

"It's so cold, it's so hot, and there's no crops growing in the field, how can you eat?"

"Harm!" Wang Yunfei sighed, "You layman, your life was better at the beginning." ”

The more Li Jing said, the more he didn't understand, "How can it be better?" ”

"Everything comes down from the sky, and you don't have to buy whatever you want."

"Good!" Li Jing put his hands on the table and hurriedly spoke, "Then let me ask you, what did you say it was raining in the sky?" ”

"Sesame oil."

"This is sesame oil?"

"You can stir-fry when you pick it up."

"Oh, it's sesame oil when it's raining. What about the next frost? ”

"Salt."

"Hail?"

"Pimple soup."

Li Jing lowered his eyebrows, "Hail is pimple soup?" ”

Wang Yunfei held the basin with both hands, "Crackling, crackling, as soon as you pick it up, you can take it back to the house to eat." ”

"Snowing?"

"Lower white noodles. This old lady often said, it's snowing, rub the white noodles and go. ”

"There is such a saying." Li Jing had to admit this behind the table.

"So I really did this back then, not a description, you see."

"No, the noodles are better divided. For example, I want to eat some high white noodles, first-class noodles. ”

"Huh." Wang Yunfei nodded and explained, "The people here are all older than me, and they know that they were called Gao Bai Mian at the beginning, but now they are called First Class Noodles." But if you want to eat, you have to go to the location of the TV tower. ”

"TV Tower?"

"Drum Tower Wow! The one that swept down was the high white noodles. ”

Li Jing understood, and pointed in his hand, "If you go down to a high place, it's called Gao Baimian?" ”

"Yes!" Wang Yunfei affirmed.

Li Jing: "Then I want to eat some bean noodles." ”

Wang Yunfei: "Go to Doudian!" It's that the beam box has a place called Doudian, and I want to eat there to pick it up. ”

Li Jing: "Then I want to eat some yellow noodles?" ”

Wang Yunfei: "Let your daughter-in-law stand outside and pick it up." ”

Li Jing: "My daughter-in-law has a yellow face? ”

Wang Yunfei: "Your daughter-in-law sells yellow plates. ”

Suddenly connected with the previous cross talk, the audience who knew was laughing happily below, but there was nothing they didn't know, after all, there were still people who came today who were driving, not to mention that Yue Longgang and Kong Deshui didn't understand.

So Wang Yunfei hurriedly explained, "If you don't know, Li Jing's daughter-in-law sells yellow plates, which are dazzling and complete. ”

"No! But selling yellow plates will pick up yellow noodles? ”

"Or Huang Village, Daxing Huang Village has yellow noodles."

"Huang Village? A village wholesale yellow plate? ”

"No, the island country has a fever in Dongjing, and we also have a fever in Huangcun."

Hahahaha!

Meaning~~

smashed a hanging where he was holding, and the audience slapped their thighs with laughter, and even really wanted to go over to see what Huangcun was doing.

At the same time, this is also the reason why they welcome these two, they are the most fun under Guo Degang, even if Xu Deliang and Wang Wenlin are a little worse, not that they perform badly.

The main Wang Yunfei has a fast brain and loses a lot of baggage.

So even today's first-time audience laughed I don't know how many times.

And the state of this traditional joke performance is to stir up nonsense and talk about it, or how can you say that something is falling from the sky, but the more exaggerated the thing, the easier it is for the audience to listen to it.

After all, it's fun, and it's not educational, and the fun is over.

Even if the things in it are very vulgar, the small theater at this time is vulgar, so vulgar that the audience is happy and then stays.

So as soon as the cross talk came to an end, the audience applauded a lot.

"Good!

Give me more!

”

"One more, a little more!

”

……

The few people in the front row clapped and shouted at the top of their voices, and everyone could hear them.

Hearing their voices, the two of them naturally didn't go far.

Tonight is going to be midnight, how can they not say more, plus there is no distance between the Deyu Theater and the audience in this era.

You have to listen, and they can give it.

Even if they sing eighteen touches, they are not public actors now, let alone those who have no video, who can care if they play in it.

However, at this lively time, Yue Longgang, who was also sitting below, glanced at the time on his mobile phone, "Third brother, it's past nine o'clock now, and it's so fast." ”

"Ouch! Really, aren't we only half past seven today? "Kong Deshui is also the first time that time flies so quickly, obviously they all like the cross talk here, but they still have to worry about the time to go back.

Otherwise, there will be no buses after a while.

When the time comes, taking a taxi can make them feel distressed to death.

"Look at the dot watch, let's leave close to eleven o'clock, otherwise we won't be able to go back."

"Will you come back next time?"

"Come on! Didn't Mr. Guo let us smoke it? Listen for a while first. ”

Yue Longgang's opinion of this place changed, he remembered the time and continued to look at Wang Yunfei, and threw another sentence out of his mouth, "Third brother, if you really learn cross talk here, wouldn't this be our senior brother?" ”