Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy "Jia Xingjia"! Performer Xing Wenzhao! ”

When Guo Degang and Dapeng were chatting on the side scene, as soon as Cao Jin and He Wei's cross talk was over, Wang Hui reported the old man's scene.

At this time, Xing Wenzhao finally walked up to the stage step by step in a coat.

At the same time, the audience gave applause.

Looking at Old Man Xing, Dapeng was very interested, the old man's master was Mr. Liu Baorui, the king of stand-up.

I have also worked with Mr. Ma Ji.

And in 1959, he joined the student group of the Broadcasting Art Troupe, and now when he is old, he follows Guo Degang and they talk about cross talk in the small theater, and when he can speak, he says it, and when he can't say it, he stays at home all the time.

After going on stage, Xing Wenzhao started this stand-up in the welcome of the audience.

Jia Xingjia is a classic joke of Master Liu Baorui at the beginning, but he never gets tired of listening to it, but unfortunately it is not long, only a dozen minutes.

When it's almost finished.

Li Jing's figure appeared slowly in the side curtain, and it was their turn to play soon, for the sake of the radio to say it once, even if he did feel fresh, so it was inevitable to ask.

"When the time comes, how many cross talks will you edit? Isn't the workload a bit too much? ”

"It's nothing, I'm used to it, the main listening rate has declined greatly, this is a big deal, so I count on your cross talk to enrich the program." Dapeng was very interested in their cross talk, otherwise he wouldn't be in such a hurry to record.

Don't talk about him, Mr. Hou Yaowen thinks that Guo Degang and their husband are different, otherwise they wouldn't have paid attention to it in the competition.

It's just that he is busy all day, especially when the Chinese New Year is approaching, so it is difficult to meet again.

Next, please enjoy the cross talk "On Tease"! Performers Wang Yunfei and Li Jing! ”

Quack quack!

The applause rang out again, and under the gaze of Guo Degang's group of people on the side curtain, two people came to the stage before and after.

After coming to power.

Wang Yunfei finished adjusting the microphone and looked at the familiar faces and began to speak, but Yue Longgang and Kong Deshui did not come today, and they were busy when the Chinese New Year was approaching.

"Thank you! There are a lot of people here today, and you can see that there are a few more things in the theater. It's all for us to record, and my master said that if anyone breaks it, it's Li Jing's father! ”

"Huo Oh, this is holding people to break it, isn't it?"

Hahahaha!

When you talk on stage, you are happy, and the old and young masters below laugh happily.

And while laughing, there was also a clapping that did not stop.

It is because of this that after talking about cross talk for so long, the audience below does like to watch this child talk about cross talk.

"Seriously, someone did come over to record it, so we actors attach great importance to it today. Then I have to make an introduction, my name is Wang Yunfei, a young actor in the Deyun Club. ”

"My name is Li Jing!" Li Jing nodded and followed the words to introduce himself.

And that is, as soon as Li Jingyi introduced, Wang Yunfei's expression was wrong, and he quickly glanced over, "Huh? No, I just reacted, why did you come up? ”

"Nonsense, I'll hit you in front of you."

"Didn't I hear they got you away? Why haven't you left yet? ”

"What do you mean to get away? Did I provoke you? ”

"Oops!" Wang Yunfei tapped the table, "Do you want to leave?" Tell you that cross talk is too annoying to me. ”

Li Jing was startled, and his big eyes glared as usual, "Why did I stir up?" ”

"I'm usually embarrassed to say that more people might hear the recording today, so I have to speak."

"What's wrong?"

"Come to the stage to perform today, and one more thing is that you say goodbye to the stage and continue to go back to be the leader of your beggar gang!

”

As soon as I said it, the audience below listened to it with fun.

But Li Jing couldn't be happy, and continued to look at his partner, "Others didn't say anything about me, but you dislike me?" ”

"At your artistic level, you can't talk about cross talk in a small theater, and it's a scam for you to come and perform! The level is not good. ”

has been nagged, Li Jing stretched out his hand to stop, "Okay!" Then you explain it directly, why can't I do it at my level? ”

"Actually, I knew Li Jing very early, and even said that I would enter the Deyun Club first to talk about cross talk, but what I said was not good, you have also watched so many scenes, have you ever watched Li Jing tease?

And why did he say cross talk in it, that is, he didn't dare, there were more than four people under the stage, he would pee his pants, and change his shoes first as soon as he went backstage after wetting his pants, do you know? ”

After a large number of complaining words, the audience couldn't laugh, and Li Jing cooperated to look at his pants, and then hurriedly waved his hand.

"I'm not scared to this extent."

"To tell you the truth, you haven't been teased for so many years, and you really don't have the conditions for this."

"Eh, wait a minute!"

Suddenly remembering something, Li Jing suddenly became confident, "If you say this, I will have to raise the bar with you." Learning cross talk is all about teasing and praising it, and I don't always come to praise it, I have also teased me. Do you think about it in Yanjing, I didn't tease me last month? ”

Wang Yunfei fell into deep thought behind the microphone, wondering if there was such a thing, but after thinking about it, he looked incredible, "Good guy, do you still remember?" ”

"There's something I can't remember."

"Yes, there were." Wang Yunfei decisively explained to the audience, "I'm sorry everyone, I said the wrong thing, Li Jing was teased." ”

"Yes."

"Last month, there was still such a performance in Tongxian County, Yanjing, a pharmaceutical factory."

"Yes."

"I made that medicine to treat the prostate, and then I held such a sorority, and invited many patients to give them medicine, and in the process of distributing medicine, I couldn't be idle on the stage to perform. I went to all the major groups in Yanjing, no matter whether I ate or lived, whether I gave it or not, fifty yuan a game, and a tax of 90 percent, but no one went. ”

"Nobody is going."

"Li Jing has a way, buy a few ginseng trees and send them to others, and then this one is lived."

Li Jing complained, "I'm also lacking in eyes." ”

"The medical worker gave medicine to the patient, and as soon as he came to the stage and said a few words, all the patients with prostate inflammation urinated. The doctor also wondered that Li Jing was too diuretic. ”

"Huh? And I got psyllium? ”

After saying this, Wang Yunfei looked ridiculous, "Yes!" It's been this once! ”

"What a time, there is no such thing as you. The two of us also started to cooperate, and you just said me in front of the audience? ”

"It's true." Wang Yunfei spoke again, "You can't tease me." ”

The more he talked, the more angry he became, Li Jing endured it for a while, "Okay, I won't raise the bar with you today, if it really doesn't work, let's change it and see if I can tease me." ”