Chapter 131: Li Jing drowned you all with one pee! 【Subscription】

"Good!

Change it once!

"Tease me."

The audience heard that Li Jing wanted to tease him, and they were interested, but they really rarely saw it since Deyun, so they followed and coaxed.

But they shouted that Wang Yunfei was stunned, their eyes looked around the small theater, and they couldn't believe it: "Don't make a fuss!" Especially the audience sitting under you, Li Jing drowned you all as soon as he urinated. ”

"Oops." Li Jing didn't sound like words, "Can I pee so much?" No, even if it flows, it flows out along the side curtain and can't fall below. ”

"Is this appropriate?" Wang Yunfei asked.

"Why is it not appropriate, aren't we fighting to raise the bar?"

"Why don't I go to the table first?"

"What?"

"I can't swim."

Li Jing frowned, and simply said: "There is no damage like you, don't say too much, just change it." ”

"Really, fake."

"Let you see and understand."

At this point, Wang Yunfei looked at the audience and asked, "Are you willing to watch him tease?" ”

Audience: "Look! ”

Li Jingyile, "If you see it, the call is not small." ”

"You know, if you tease, today's tickets will be sold for five yuan a piece. Ay...... Shall I entrust you with it? ”

"What are you entrusting?"

"After all, I've been teasing and teasing for a long time, and people are willing to look at me, I'm afraid that everyone will bully you and tease."

"It doesn't exist."

Taking a step forward slightly, Wang Yunfei whispered to the audience below, "I'm sorry, everyone, I really can't help it today, when it comes to this, he has to tease him, and I can't stop it."

Later, you will let him tease, don't be happy when you are done, as long as you are not happy, you are Li Jing's father! ”

"What a mess!

Hahahaha!

The laughter couldn't help but come out again, it seems that no one can become Li Jing's father.

Dapeng on the side curtain was also very happy to listen to it at this time, how could he not recognize it with this size and strength, and it was precisely because of this that he listened with a little more energy.

In the end, Guo Degang's eldest apprentice, the child recognized by Mr. Hou, is indeed not low.

And after speaking, the two of them did change positions with a single step.

Wang Yunfei stood behind the desk, and Li Jing stood behind the teasing microphone.

As soon as Li Jing arrived at the position, Wang Yunfei squatted abruptly to look at Li Jing's pants, which was this one, and there was laughter.

It's almost impossible to laugh, and I'm really afraid of him urinating, right?

Li Jing immediately pushed it, picked up Xingmu and gently tapped the table, indicating that he started to tease, "I'll tell you cross talk today." ”

Wang Yunfei: "Hey! ”

Li Jing: "I'll tell you a cross talk." ”

Wang Yunfei: "Cross talk pays attention to speaking, learning and singing!" ”

Li Jing: "Yes! ”

Wang Yunfei: "It's not easy to say. ”

Li Jing: "What? ”

Wang Yunfei: "Every word has to be delivered to your ears." ”

Li Jing: "You can hear me clearly. ”

Wang Yunfei: "This learning is not simple, let's talk about it first." ”

“……”

After saying a few words, Li Jing suddenly reacted and shouted, "The two of us have changed again, haven't we?" Why are you still teasing? ”

This is also a small burden, when he saw the smile on the audience's face, Wang Yunfei put his hands into his sleeves, looked at the iron shed of the theater and wondered, "Huh? How did this go so smoothly? ”

"Nonsense, you keep rushing to say that it's not good? If you hold it, you won't talk much. ”

"Can't I say that?"

"Of course."

"There are still a lot of problems."

The two of them said it all over again.

Li Jing slapped the wood again and spoke, "I'll give you ......"

"Huh!"

"Performing a ......"

"Yes!"

"Crosstalk ......"

"Not bad!"

"...... Today"

"And then?"

"What's wrong with you?"

In a few places, Wang Yunfei held it on his cheeks, and Li Jing thrust his waist into the waist and got angry, "What are you going to do?" ”

"I'm so enthusiastic, I'll tell you more, lest you pee your pants."

"Don't mention that! Just remember to talk less! ”

"Okay!"

After admonishing him again, Li Jing began to speak with a smile again, "Today, I will perform a cross talk for everyone!" ”

Wang Yunfei: "......"

"Cross talk, two people perform."

Wang Yunfei continued not to speak, turning his head to look elsewhere on the stage, as if attracted by something.

"Four lessons!"

“……”

Seeing that he still didn't speak, Li Jing couldn't help but turn his head and asked, "No, don't you say a word next to you?" ”

"I'm afraid of messing with you."

"How good is it for me to say it alone?"

"So what the hell are you going to do?" Wang Yunfei looked impatient, "You still have to speak?" ”

"You've got to pick up the stubble, sentence by sentence."

"The point is that you won't! Guan'er geographical map, report the name of the dish, where have you learned. ”

"Why haven't I studied, I'll give you a paragraph today."

"Okay, come on!"

Wang Yunfei really had no choice but to endure it silently, but Li Jing glanced at him, not knowing how he could make him like this when he said a joke, and he was so agitated, of course, this is all the expression, and then continued to speak.

"I'll invite you to dinner!"

"Don't go!" Wang Yunfei looked at Uncle Shi from behind the table, "I'll go home and eat!" ”

Li Jing looked like he had eaten something dirty, "You are unreasonable, what do you say if you don't go if I invite you to dinner." Is that how I picked it up when I gave it to you? ”

"Then you can not go in the future."

"If you don't go, we'll just talk about it."

"Good! Good bye!

After speaking, Wang Yunfei left, Li Jing was startled, and hurriedly went over to stop him, which is this.

The audience applauded below.

The agility shown by the actors is very funny, but the key is bad, and all kinds of scares Li Jinglai.

"The child has grown a lot." Zhang Wenshun tilted his shoulders and also commented on the side curtain.

"There have been a lot of storytellings in recent performances, don't look at it as storytelling, but there are also similarities, and I have a grasp of the performance characters."

Guo Degang also studied storytelling at the beginning, so he knows that sometimes things in that subject can be used in this one, after all, quyi is not separated.

But at the same time, Cao Jin was also silently watching the senior brother perform, when he performed, he did know some gaps, it stands to reason that his talent is there, he is opened by Mr. Tian Lihe.

When he was enlightened, Mr. Tian said that he was good and had his own good points, and he must have been happy at that time and thought he was good.

So I was going to follow along, and then I met Guo Degang, and after coming to learn, I thought it would be the fastest among the apprentices.

Who doesn't want to be a first.

I have a state of pride and complacency in my heart.

can know that this senior brother has always had a blow to him, which is why Cao Jin has to move out after entering.

It's not that he can't live, the key is that he is such a competitive person, looking at a person who is much stronger than you every day, he must be unhappy in his heart.

This is not a lie, who does not envy a person who is better than themselves.