Chapter 132: Why don't you leave me one, it's okay if you wipe out your whole family! 【Subscription】

Under the watchful eye of the actors on the side curtain as well as the audience.

The performances of Wang Yunfei and Li Jing continued to go on.

On teasing, it is also called Babu, it is a work of son and mother and cross talk, which is also what the former thought could be broadcast on the radio.

The proportion of the two people in the performance is not small.

And the earliest thing that can be recorded is the version that Mr. Zhang Shoucheng teased and Mr. Hou Yicheng teased, and there are still many actors who say that there are more or less changes.

Each has its own style.

At this moment, the two of them performed to the back section, this paragraph was still Li Jing teasing, Wang Yunfei came to praise it, but Wang Yunfei was absent-minded.

Li Jing: "Thank you for your hard work!" ”

Wang Yunfei: "Hard work! ”

Li Jing: "I came to your house yesterday!" ”

Wang Yunfei: "It's not good to go home when you get home." ”

Li Jing stretched out his hand, "Bang the door, and a person will come out of it!" ”

"It's not good to be out of people."

"Not an outsider."

"There are no foreigners in my family."

"As soon as I said that you were not at home, I left, and it just so happened that I met your father."

"Can't!

! In order to embarrass Li Jing, Wang Yunfei directly let it go, gritted his teeth and said: "My father is dead!" ”

Although familiar people know that his parents are dead, the audience doesn't know, and they feel powerful enough to hear this, so they don't want to scare Li Jing's father.

And even if Li Jing knew, he had to be shocked, after all, he was a character of the performance, "Your father is dead?" ”

"I can't touch it."

"Oops!" Li Jing stretched out his hand and looked at the audience regretfully, "When I gave him a thumbs up just now, in fact, my father also died, I forgot to say it, do you know?" ”

Hahahaha!

The two of them went crazy to this point in order to embarrass each other, and suddenly there was laughter from the audience.

"It's not going to work." Li Jing spoke.

"Why can't it be, let's change it and I'll do it again!"

"You can't do it again."

As soon as the position was changed, Wang Yunfei turned into a tease again, and then immediately spoke, "Thank you!" ”

"Come on!"

"I went to your house yesterday."

"It's not good to go to home."

"Bang bang bang on the door, and a person comes out of it."

"It's not good to be out of people."

"I don't see that I'm an outsider, your daughter-in-law and my aunt! I said you weren't at home, and I went out to see your dad!

"Wait a minute!

Finally waiting for the opportunity, Li Jing leaned over and said happily, "I'll tell you, my father is also dead!"

"Your dad is dead, why are you so happy? What did you do? ”

"you!"

In the midst of laughter, Li Jing knocked on the table, "Just such a sentence, I see what you say." ”

Wang Yunfei scratched his head and thought about it, "I didn't meet yesterday, I met a year ago." ”

"You met a year ago?" Li Jingyile told directly, "My father has been dead for eight years. ”

"You're mistaken, I'm talking about your own father."

"Nonsense, I'm just a dad."

"Your dad has been dead for eight years." Wang Yunfei drew a number eight with his right hand and stared at it and continued to ponder, "Are you sure you will be dead for eight years?" ”

"Sure! Who did you meet? ”

"I've met your godfather."

"I don't have a kiss." Li Jing waved his hand.

"Your father-in-law!"

"Not married!"

"Your uncle!"

"My dad and brother one."

"Your uncle?"

"There's no one at my mother's house."

"You are great-grandfather!"

"Huo Oh, you have supported me far enough."

In order to make Wang Yunfei embarrassed, Li Jing definitely didn't give a way behind the table, "I can tell you so, in order to tell you this cross talk today, my relatives and friends are all dead." ”

At this time, Wang Yunfei had no choice but to pull his hands into his sleeves, so he squatted directly on the stage and started to think.

Li Jing looked down, and finally felt proud, "It's no longer there." ”

Standing up, Wang Yunfei looked at his uncle and muttered, "Why don't you leave one for me, it's okay if you destroy your whole family!" ”

"Where are you going?"

"You're going to have a heart, what else can I say?"

"What do you mean by blocking you, why did you say I was here just now?"

"Whatever I say, you can just say it, and you can go on. How good you saved a relative! ”

"Okay!" Li Jing also compromised.

As soon as he compromised, Wang Yunfei said loudly: "I met your brother!" ”

"I have!"

"Come on, that's easy to do." Wang Yunfei clapped his hands and was happy.

"But it's a meeting, you have to tell what my brother wears, what he wears, what he looks like, and where he met?"

Wang Yunfei stretched out his hand and pointed, "Yes, I saw it." Wearing a plastic suit! ”

Li Jing was puzzled, "Who?" Do you ever make a suit out of plastic? ”

"No, no!" Wang Yunfei hurriedly vetoed it and continued to think about what to wear, "Is he wearing that steel gown?" Unlikely. ”

"It's impossible." Li Jing laughed.

"Pink? Green? Oh, by the way, he's bare-assed, I saw him in the bathhouse. ”

"How old!"

"More than seventy?"

"Is it possible?"

Wang Yunfei continued, "I said the old man next to me. ”

"Don't talk about the old man, talk about my brother."

"He's forty? No, I think I'm younger than you, brother. ”

"Nonsense."

"Twenty-nine is old again." Wang Yunfei looked at Li Jing's face and spoke, "Twenty-eight? Three-five? Fifteen? Multiply by four? Guess how many. ”

"What?" Li Jing was speechless on the table, unable to understand his thinking.

"Harm! I didn't see his face, I only saw behind him. ”

"How tall is that?"

"One meter, huh?"

"One meter?"

Seeing that his expression was wrong, Wang Yunfei changed his words again, "Two meters? Three meters? Fifty meters? ”

"Okay? My brother is a giant? ”

After a circle, looking at Wang Yunfei's Li Jingjing Lake, he simply said, "Let me tell you, I have a younger brother you can't touch." My brother has only been on the hook for three months today, where can you find it? ”

"Can't!" Thinking of something, Wang Yunfei waved his hand, "I'm talking about your own brother." ”

Li Jing: "That's my own brother." ”

Wang Yunfei: "Really? ”

Li Jing: "Really. ”

"That's not right!" Wang Yunfei is right.

Li Jing: "What's wrong?" ”

Wang Yunfei: "Your father has been dead for eight years, where did he come from?" ”

Hearing this, Li Jing was suddenly stunned, "What is waiting for me?" ”

……

"Good!"

Quack quack!

The cross talk fell, and the audience below stretched out their hands to applaud and enjoy at the same time, after all, this younger brother may not know where he came from.

At the same time, Wang Yunfei also breathed a sigh of relief, bowed and began to step down.

To get off the stage is to go down to the exit gate, and then go back to the door after drinking water backstage.

It's very lively here at the entrance gate, and almost all the actors who are performing today are there.

Because I want to see what it was like when I recorded it.

Seeing the child coming, Zhang Wenshun took a step back and spoke, "Yunfei, we talked just now, your cross talk has to be put on the radio, and it is indeed okay." ”

Li Jing took a breath beside him, and the corners of his mouth rose, "There are a lot of things he still thinks, including those few good burdens, and the progress is too fast during this time." ”

The conversation between the two was in the back, but Guo Degang, who was standing a little in front, could still hear it, he must be happy that the child was good, and at the same time, he could also show the child some things he had written.

During this time, he wrote a lot of paragraphs, all of which were close to life, and through the paragraph just now, he saw that Yunfei was able to deal with some baggage.

In this way, he can play a good role in the joke.

And like 04 and 05, it is indeed the pinnacle of Guo Degang's creation, and he has written a lot of jokes, such as my cross talk, your cross talk, the most classic of which is the dream of the Western Expedition, marriage in a dream, my life, I am a scientist, etc.

After that, take out some and let the children speak, which can also make the audience listen to it fresh.

Of course, I haven't created so many yet, but I have a few good ones in hand, and I can let my children try the performance effect when the time comes.

This can be regarded as a child, even if there are not many audiences, but your own children have to care.

Think about it all.

Immediately after the curtain was reported on the stage, it was time for him and Zhang Wenshun to prepare for the stage.

After taking the stage, there was not much applause, after all, there were only a few dozen audiences, but all of them were enthusiastic.