Yue Longgang has been practicing Mandarin, but the effect has not been very good, this thing cannot be practiced in a few days, so he feels more and more stupid.

began to wonder if they could still say this cross talk.

So recently, he rarely comes, and he is also afraid to come.

I vaguely felt that I might not be suitable to speak.

Before, he swore that he wanted to come to study, but he couldn't do it when the time came, he probably wanted to die, who made such a big determination.

But when he was depressed at the end of the game.

The stage in his eyes suddenly changed.

Wang Hui began to play, and then spoke in front of so many people who came today.

Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy "Learn Radio"! Performers Wang Yunfei and Li Jing! ”

Quack quack!

A lively applause came out, Wang Hui got off the stage and replaced two people on the stage.

That is, as soon as they play.

The audience who came here for the first time was blown up.

"Good guy, this is Wang Yunfei, so young? The radio said "On Tease"? ”

"Not really! Guo Degang's big apprentice is capable. ”

"Awesome! I also like some of the baggage they lost, especially when Li Jing urinated on the audience, and I couldn't laugh in the car at the time. TV cross talk doesn't say this. ”

……

The audience applauded and spoke.

At the same time, Wang Yunfei and Li Jing arrived at their positions.

And a cross talk performed today was written by the master, of course, "Learning Radio" is an old joke, and it can't be written by Guo Degang at the beginning.

But the character of "Learning Radio" and "Playing Lantern Riddles" is the same, they can always change, and even every game can change tricks.

It's just that the burden of learning radio today and some things are the one that Guo Degang figured out for his apprentices to perform, and at the same time wanted to cooperate with the radio recording.

"Oops! I'm so glad that so many people are here today! ”

As soon as Wang Yunfei spoke, Li Jing hurriedly stopped while packing up his things beside him, "Wait a minute, is this your word?" Not your master's? ”

"Whoever says this thing first, I'll say it, see what he says when he plays."

In the first few sentences, the two of them have already begun to throw out the fun.

"When you come on stage, you should introduce yourself first, because there are indeed many people who may not be familiar with it. My name is Wang Yunfei, a small cross talk actor, and I have been following my master to talk about cross talk in this theater.

The name next to him is Li Jing. ”

"Oh, it's me." Li Jing nodded in response.

"Don't look too old than me, but my uncle is a generation older than me."

"That's right."

"Everyone!" Suddenly, Wang Yunfei opened his mouth again and pointed to the recording equipment, "Those with sharp eyes may be able to see that they are recording again today, and they may be broadcast on the radio when the time comes."

This is a great thing for us actors, because he can spread these kinds of music and attract people like you who like music to come and listen to it. ”

"Yes."

"But my thoughts are different from those of Master Guo Degang, they want to talk more about cross talk, and my words are different."

"How?"

"The radio is so popular now, almost everyone listens to it, especially if you drive today, who doesn't listen to a radio? So like Uncle Dapeng, if I have my own radio station in the future, won't I be able to broadcast whatever I want? ”

Li Jing looked at Wang Yunfei and wondered, "Want to get your own radio station?" ”

"Of course, do you think this radio station is called Wang Yunfei Radio Station?"

"You can name it after yourself."

Wang Yunfei looked a little embarrassed, "I may not be able to do it well, but my radio station has to be the main station!" Wang Yunfei Radio Station, the next sub-station is Li Jing Radio Station! ”

"You wait for me, you."

As soon as I said it, there was an audience enjoying it below.

Obviously taking advantage.

"Why am I a sub-platform here? When you're a son, right? Without that, I don't do the radio, you can do it alone. Li Jing waved his hand.

Wang Yunfei glanced at his uncle and then looked at the audience, "Okay, I don't recognize your son anymore." ”

"What do you call that?"

"There's just no sub-platform."

"Clear."

"That's why it's so fun for me to have a radio station, and a name makes me happy."

"You're happy." Li Jing was speechless.

"Wang Yunfei Radio Station, just now it was the first set of programs of this station, and now it is the second set of programs of this station, please pay attention to the difference between the first set and the second set."

"What's the difference?" Li Jing hurriedly asked beside him.

"The first set comes with eggs, and the second set doesn't have eggs."

"These are two sets of pancake fruits."

Looking at the rest of the theater again, Wang Yunfei continued: "Ninety-nine eighty-one weeks, seventy-eight fifty-six thousand hertz, now is the time for the weather forecast program. ”

"Broadcast the weather."

"Tonight." After speaking, Wang Yunfei looked up at the ceiling above his head, his eyebrows immediately began to wrinkle, and then looked back, "I'm sorry, the iron gear is up." ”

"Okay, now?"

"Yesterday was okay anyway!"

"Yesterday? Then I'll use you to forecast? Li Jing complained.

"The weather forecast is over."

"Didn't hear anything!"

The first short section is also with baggage, and the audience below watches the two people at the moment perform with a smile, although the radio station of the performance is complete nonsense, but it is fun to listen to.

"It's time for our Big World of Songs."

Li Jing was a little looking forward to it, "Listen to the song." ”

"Listen to the hotline from your audience and see what song they're going to listen to."

"And interaction?"

Da!

Wang Yunfei gently tapped the table with his hand, and there was a feeling of receiving the call, "Hey, hello, please speak!"

Is it me? Hello, is it me? Oh it's me, thank you! But when it came to me, I had been calling since I was younger, and I was eighty-one years old. ”

"Huh?" Li Jing was stunned, "It's about to be a lifetime?" ”

"Thank you for taking it. I am an old Yanjing, my surname is Li, and my son is Li Jing who speaks cross talk. ”

"My father?"

"They all affectionately call me Uncle (Li)!

”

"Okay, my dad came over with a scolding street."

Hahahaha!

The old and young masters were happy, the first time they listened to it, the little baggage could be heard, plus the size of Wang Yunfei and Li Jing had reached the level of ease.

"Oh, hello, Uncle Li!" Wang Yunfei was extremely polite behind the microphone and asked, "What do you want?"

I'll order a song sung by Andy Lau. ”

"It's quite fashionable, the song of the Four Heavenly Kings."

"Give your neighbor Aunt Zhao an order."

"Why do you want to give Aunt Zhao an order?"

"Huh? Can you block my wife on the air? ”

"Can't!

！ Suddenly, Li Jing became angry, and his voice was amplified a lot, "What's wrong with this old man?" ”