Li Jingyi said on the stage.

Wang Yunfei's role was a little compromised, "Okay! If you can't, you can't, you tell Aunt Zhao! I love you, don't close the door in the middle of the night next time! ”

"I'll you!

”

Hahaha!

A joke was made.

The old and young masters below laughed from ear to ear, thinking that this kid should not look young, he can really be funny.

And at this time, Kong Deshui and Yue Longgang, who were out of the door, naturally laughed, it seems that Li Jing's father is definitely going to have something to do with Aunt Zhao.

Needless to say, you will know it if you have a closer look.

But the more he laughed, the more wrong Yue Longgang felt in his heart, because all that was left was envy, envy of what others could say on stage.

I guess don't laugh, it's hard to say a word.

But he has no choice now, he wants to learn cross talk, he wants to learn well, he can only wait for this master brother and the end of the field, he hurried over to ask.

See how you can improve your Mandarin.

So after taking a deep breath, he took back the mouth given by Mr. Guo back into his pocket, and it was useless for him to learn now, and he couldn't pronounce the words very clearly.

So I kept reading.

Wang Yunfei: "Okay, just now our teacher Li Jing's father, Uncle Li!" Uncle Li's son is cross talk actor Li Jing, and now he is ready to play the song that Li Jing's father, Uncle Li, ordered for Aunt Zhao, and he also wants to block his wife. ”

"Oops!" Li Jing shook his head, "Don't talk back and forth, it's not a shame to be ashamed." ”

"Then please listen to Andy Lau's Xihe drum "Forget Love Water"!"

Reaching out to take it, Wang Yunfei picked up the fan from the tabletop and turned sideways to use it to beat the rhythm, but Li Jing held on to the table and looked at the audience with a wooden face.

At the same time, he said the audience's doubts at the moment, "West River drum? Did he sing this? ”

Da! Dadada! Da-da-da-da!

With a simple tapping sound, Wang Yunfei stopped his movements, and gave a nice tone in his mouth, "I used to be young~~I love to chase dreams~~."

I just want to fly forward~~ I have traveled all over the mountains and thousands of rivers~~

I can't go back all the way~~

Give me a glass of forgetful water~~ For my life, it's not sad~~"

Da! Dadada! Da-da-da-da!

After singing a few words, Wang Yunfei consciously continued to beat the rhythm on the table with a fan, but the audience sat down and wanted to laugh one by one, what is this, good guy?

They hadn't heard of this version of Forgetfulness.

This tone is invincible fast.

There were even those who applauded happily, and a few applauded directly drove the whole field.

And Dapeng also laughed next to the equipment below and stretched out his hand to drum, this kid sang speechlessly.

When the applause fell, Li Jing didn't give any face, "You guys are still applauding, what kind of thing is this." ”

Wang Yunfei put down the fan after knocking, and put his hands into his sleeves, "Aunt Zhao!" Uncle Li loves you, so don't close the door in the middle of the night! ”

"Go! Why do you say that? ”

"Next up is the advertising show time! Eh, isn't this Mr. Li Jing? Wang Yunfei turned his head and deliberately lowered his voice, "It's me!" ”

Li Jing was curious when he heard this, "Why does it smell like this?" ”

"Teacher Li Jing, what's wrong with your throat? Hemorrhoids! ”

"Haven't you heard of hemorrhoids?"

"It doesn't matter if you have hemorrhoids, please use Li Jing brand Qingyin pills to ensure that your voice is crisp and bright after taking it!"

"I said hemorrhoids?"

"Go to the hospital!"

"Nonsense." Li Jing was speechless, and then continued to watch his partner listen to the radio below.

Wang Yunfei said: "Listeners and friends, it is time for our health to walk and see the program, in this program, we invited several famous doctors in the city to answer patients' questions.

The first thing we had was the doctor, Mr. Wang Baishun. ”

"That's good."

"Hello everyone, I'm doctor Wang Baishun." Wang Yunfei raised his voice and deliberately made a character distinction, "Three generations of our family have done this, and the parents of doctors hope that people in the world will live a long and healthy life." ”

Li Jing said, "It's a blessing." ”

"Let's get on the hotline first."

"Hurry up."

"Hey, hello! Is it Dr. Wang?

Where's some nonsense, next! ”

"What?" The speed was a little fast, and Li Jing didn't understand it at all, "Do you want to see this?" ”

Wang Yunfei was still reasonable, "It's me who said it's been a long time, and I asked, next!"

Hello, doctor. I had a bump on my arm, and it hurt when I pricked it with a needle. ”

"What should I do?"

"Don't prick it in the future."

"Harm! Is this a doctor? Li Jing was having fun with the audience at this time, in fact, they only came over at noon today for this show, but I have to say that it is a good joke.

But the joke is a good joke, and it has to be performed by someone.

He and Wang Yunfei are standing side by side at the moment, and to be honest, it feels really good, because the audience's laughter is true, and the burden can be heard, which proves his ability.

I don't regret that I decided to cooperate at the beginning, and I said that I would cooperate with him before, and he still wanted to come

It doesn't seem necessary now.

Recently, the performance has been getting better and better.

And where did Wang Yunfei know Li Jing's thoughts, and continued to perform, "Next!"

Hello Dr. Wang, I don't have a white head.

Dye! ”

"Yes, I know that's it."

"Hello Dr. Wang, I am sick.

Calling without illness?

Eh, how do you speak?

I'll kill you believe it or not. ”

"Huo Oh, is this a doctor or a hooligan?"

"Good!" Wang Yunfei returned to the state of the host, "Doctor Wang went to the clinic." ”

Li Jing immediately said again, "What kind of visit, that's beating people." ”

"Next, please invite our famous gynecology director Shi Zhenxiang!"

When the strange name came out, he immediately stopped drinking tea and eating melon seeds, and seeing that the audience stopped, Li Jing looked at people with two big eyes and nodded, "This is gynecology, this is otolaryngology." ”

"Hello everyone! Dear listeners and friends, my name is Shi Zhenxiang! I'm very happy to chat with you every day at half past six to seven o'clock in the afternoon.

I wish you a great appetite and a good taste! ”

"Ordinary people can't eat that thing!"

Hahaha!

Sigh~~

The more he talked about it, the more vulgar it became, the audience laughed and coaxed, I really like this kind of thing too much, at least these vulgar jokes, I really don't treat them as outsiders.

Anyway, everyone is happy together.

"Please remember my name, Shi Zhenxiang!"

As soon as Wang Yunfei said, Li Jing's state got up, and he temporarily looked at the more than 100 people who were smiling below and said, "You guys bear with it, our cross talk is in this style, and you will understand it when you come often." ”

"Okay, now please call the hotline. Hello Dr. Shi, I am an old Yanjing! ”

"Who?" As soon as he finished speaking to the audience, Li Jing tilted his head and asked.

"My surname is Li, and my son is Li Jing who speaks cross talk!"