"The acrobatics are over, so please enjoy the paper-cutting!"

The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, the old and young masters below have come to see it with their friends, and they look at each other and are speechless and want to laugh, so they have never heard of such a radio station.

Li Jing is even more so, he has not spoken for the whole time and just listened to Wang Yunfei.

"Oh Ge Er, when it is long and long when it is long and drip~~ Okay! After the paper cutting, please enjoy the pantomime. ”

"This time there's no song."

"The pantomime is over. Next up is our advertising program time. ”

"Another advertisement, what did you all broadcast?" Li Jing wondered.

"Sister Wang!"

At this juncture, the audience in later generations may be familiar with it, but at the moment, the audience doesn't understand, and they are just watching the performance normally.

"What if I get pregnant unexpectedly."

Listening to his partner's words, Li Jing stared at the two of them with big eyes behind the table, "You have everything." ”

"It doesn't matter if you get pregnant unexpectedly, go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to find the director of the stab!"

"Oh."

With Li Jing's surprise, the old and young masters below quacked, just by listening to this name, you can understand how they operated.

"Safe surgery in three minutes!

Missing work?

Don't delay work, do surgery today and go to work tomorrow, remember the director of the big iron stick hospital. ”

"It's a pleasure to listen to."

"It's our traffic safety program, so please tune in all day without a green light."

"It's all red lights."

"Please listen to the traffic information sent by the reporter at the scene of the accident!"

"Listen to it."

"Hello dear listeners, I am now at an intersection, where there are frequent car ...... duang！

！

！ ”

Wang Yunfei shouted on the stage, and Li Jing subconsciously hid a little farther, "Even the reporter is dead?" What a mess this is. ”

"Sorry for the signal loss, switch back to the studio."

"yes, there's no one working over there."

"Sister Wang! What should I do if I get pregnant again? ”

"It's more diligent than my dad came."

"Didn't I tell you? The big iron stick hospital is looking for a stabbing director! Safe surgery in three minutes.

Missing work?

Don't delay work, do surgery today and go to work tomorrow, remember the director of the big iron stick hospital. ”

"Let's get over there."

After a pause, Wang Yunfei glanced at the audience at the moment, to be honest, the effect is not good, his eyes are looking at himself, and there is a smile on the corner of his mouth, the first time he listens to this, he thinks it is funny.

So I don't want to leave a word behind.

So the actor took advantage of his spirit to continue broadcasting, "It's our Peking Opera program time, please enjoy the ninety-seven-year-old master interviewed by this station, Ms. Wang Xiuhua." ”

"Okay, come on."

"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Xiuhua, and I am almost 100 years old."

On the stage, Wang Yunfei gave an old-fashioned dragon bell tone and dialect, that is, as soon as this dialect came out, someone's DNA was touched, because it was Henan dialect.

So why didn't Yue Longgang, who was off the stage at this moment, pay much attention to it, and at the same time he was really envious in his heart, Wang Yunfei was so comfortable on the stage that he estimated that it would be difficult for him to do it in his life.

Once again, I sighed whether I could say cross talk.

……

"When I was young, I was a neighbor with Peking Opera master Mei Lanfang."

Li Jing said, "Is it a neighborhood?" ”

"The master likes me, he said that my Nier has a good voice, and your voice is fucking suitable for singing Yu Opera!"

"Harm!"

Hearing a foul language and Henan Opera, Li Jing was completely speechless, "What does this have to do with Peking Opera." ”

"Whether to sing Peking Opera or Henan Opera, I began to struggle, and I got to this day as soon as I got tangled."

"Huh? Didn't sing? ”

"Okay, thank you, the Peking Opera program is over.

Sister Wang~~"

It's time for the advertising link again, and the audience's laughter has been completely grasped by the actors.

Suddenly there are complaints.

"I knew there was this, it's too magical!"

……

Wang Yunfei: "What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?" ”

Li Jing: "What else are you doing and not doing?" ”

Wang Yunfei: "Didn't I tell you?" The director of the big iron stick hospital.

Missing work?

What kind of class are you going to like this? ”

"Yes!" Li Jing nodded affirmatively, and pointed in his hand, "Just stay home." ”

Wang Yunfei: "Next, please enjoy the local drama "Yuanmen Chop"!

It's not that the mother doesn't laugh at it~~"

Li Jing: "That's a good sentence. ”

Wang Yunfei: "Sister Wang! ”

Li Jing: "Why are you here again?" ”

Wang Yunfei: "What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?"

I can't save you this time. ”

Li Jing: "What? ”

Wang Yunfei: "I'm also pregnant. ”

Li Jing: "That's right. ”

The last line was given, and the two people of Huasheng Tianqiao broke away from the performance state, and immediately took three steps back and bowed to all the audience who came today.

That's what happened.

The audience was directly hilarious.

Nothing else, it's just that this one is fun to learn radio, and they are happy to listen to it.

As soon as the happy people's emotions were completely released, even the people in the back row stood up and applauded.

"Good!

！ I love this show so much. This theater cow x, this mud horse said cross talk is fun. ”

"Ouch hey! Is this a cross talk spoken by a child? To this extent, do you know? ”

"Is this theater a daily show?"

"Yes! I've been here for days. ”

"If there is such a place to listen to cross talk, I will definitely come every day, next time I will bring my wife to listen to it."

……

The audience was really happy, one by one more excited.

It was indeed the first time I felt the charm of theater cross talk.

Cross talk is fun, and it is contagious for so many people to gather together, much better than listening to it alone, after all, laughter is contagious, and there is an atmosphere.

Coming over with friends is a great place to have fun.

Not to mention tea, melon seeds, and peanuts can be eaten casually.

So it's unusually a little restless.

As soon as they were restless, Guo Degang, Zhang Wenshun and others were so happy that they couldn't close their mouths at the door of the game, and the children were brilliant, properly brilliant.

Although I know that the biggest credit is the cross talk joke, this paragraph is really fun, but the child's interpretation is not bad, so the elders are very happy.

And Wang Yunfei and Li Jing, who stepped down, didn't expect to be like this, and the surprise on their faces couldn't be suppressed, this is the greatest happiness of being an actor.

If the audience doesn't laugh or enjoy the performance, it's no different from hell.

Now it's the complete opposite.

At the same time, when Kong Deshui and Yue Long just watched, they were also driven by this scene.

This is the ability of the master brother, and they may have to learn a lot in the future.

Dapeng's words were also infected, he took off his glasses and wiped them, and patted his colleague Fang Ming near the device, "How is it?" This theater is good, right? It's just a half-grown kid's performance. ”

"I have to say that the kid who performed just now is very talented, and the size is fantastic."

"Who says it's not, it's just that such a theater has been mixed like that before, and you know how bad the market is. It's different now, there are signs, maybe cross talk music can still get a lot of popularity. ”

"That apprentice is like this, can't the master be more powerful?"

Dapeng nodded, very sure, "Lao Guo will have too many things!" He has done almost everything, and because of this, he has a wealth of experience, and now his eldest apprentice has completely inherited this from him.

Anything will too.

Seventeen or eighteen-year-old children, who to reason with. ”