Chapter 141: Who's Holding the Noodle Bowl***! 【Subscription】
"I'm an old Yanjing, my surname is Li, and my son is Li Jing who speaks cross talk!"
Another familiar sentence came out, and Li Jing was angry on the spot next to him, "Don't keep mentioning this?" ”
"Oh, hello! You are Li Jing's father, is Aunt Zhao okay? ”
"Why are you asking her? Why is there always Aunt Zhao! ”
Wang Yunfei had a bitter expression, "Oops, it's broken up!" Now it's Aunt Sun! ”
Hahahaha!
Laughter filled the theater.
Li Jing was also said that there was no way, "What a mess this is." ”
"Alright, alright! Let's stop talking about this useless nonsense, Dr. Shi Zhenxiang, let me consult with you, I may be old, and it is very serious to wake up at night, ask if there is something wrong with the prostate.
Sorry we're gynecological, gynecological! ”
"This is also a sick and indiscriminate medical treatment."
Wang Yunfei returned to his state and looked at the smiling faces below, "Just now we walked healthily and watched the show finish, and then it was time for us to sing the show as a layman." ”
"What's going on here? It's all a bunch of laymen. ”
"Pingju is a well-known local opera, and it is very popular in Northeast China and North China! There are many enthusiasts on the Internet, and we recruited two netizens. One netizen called who is going to kill me, and one netizen called me to kill someone. ”
Hearing these two strange names, Li Jing nodded, "These two are the best partners." ”
"The two of them want to sing a duet from the traditional Pingju Flower Wall Club."
"The play is not bad."
"The two of them are singing Xiaosheng and the other are singing Hua Dan. One has a high-pitched voice, and the other has a low voice, please enjoy. ”
Da!
Wang Yunfei knocked on the table again to make a radio broadcast, and then directly started to gag, "
There is an adult Yang Ah Yang in Henan!
!
”
The voice comes out.
Li Jing's expression gave an incredible state, and he praised, "The voice is good!" ”
But as soon as he boasted, Wang Yunfei's voice suddenly fell to the point of not speaking, "That's my father's second-grade official~~."
Ask your father and mother, how is his old man!
!
(Low) My father and mother unfortunately dyed in the yellow spring~~
Who will take care of you in the next life!
!
”
One high and one low is like a roller coaster, Li Jing was so frightened that he couldn't do it when he was closer, he covered his heart and felt uncomfortable, and hurriedly reached out to stop, "Okay, stop singing!" I almost heard a nervous breakdown in this scene, and told them that they were going to sing again and kill them both. ”
"Dear listeners, don't you like to eat some jajangmyeon?"
The words turned to this, Li Jing leaned on the table and wondered, "This is an advertisement for fried noodles?" ”
"Don't you need to order yellow sauce when you eat jajangmyeon?"
"An advertisement for yellow sauce?"
"Don't you need to order soybeans when you eat jajangmyeon?"
"Soybean advertising?"
"Don't you need to watch some yellow dishes when you eat jajangmyeon?"
"Haven't heard of it! Who's holding the noodle bowl***! ”
Hahaha!
The audience who heard it for the first time burst into laughter in the audience.
Good guys, they really haven't thought about this meeting.
Even because of this, some of them were smiling so hard that their faces were stiff, because they had not stopped smiling since they came up.
At the same time, Dapeng listened excitedly next to the equipment, because he felt that after this paragraph was broadcast, he might be able to give a lot of praise.
It's really fun, as for whether it can be broadcast, this scale is not too big in this era.
In addition, he also knew that this was written by Guo Degang to his eldest apprentice, and now he wants to come to this paragraph to tell the child, it seems to be really praised.
And Guo Degang's level is really powerful, and the burden of design can be so good.
But they are happy with them, and Wang Yunfei at this moment is as normal.
"Dear listeners, it's time for our horror ghost stories to scare the dead."
Li Jing said: "There are some people who love this. ”
"Listeners over the age of 35 are invited to listen in with their parents."
"They all went to the other side of the world to find someone."
"Today's story is ......" Wang Yunfei's voice was a little lower, "bloody skin!" ”
"It's scary to hear the name."
"Hello, are you my mom?"
"What a mess! This is a little tadpole looking for its mother. ”
"Sorry for the misplacement." Wang Yunfei hurriedly corrected it, and then changed the program, "Next is our one-hour easy program time, I am your host Xiao Easy, welcome to listen to our program."
Da Di Da ~~ Da Da ~~"
Li Jing: "Cutscene! ”
When the words fell, Wang Yunfei on the stage changed, bared his teeth and grinned: "As soon as he stretched out his hand, he tore the child apart and pulled out his eyeballs......"
"Huo Oh, it's okay!"
"Dig out your heart!"
Seeing that he couldn't fight, Li Jing grabbed his arm with one hand, "Don't talk about you, what is this?" ”
Wang Yunfei lowered his head and apologized again and again, "I'm sorry, it was the two program recordings that were reversed just now." ”
"Is your radio station still a little serious?"
"We are going to broadcast a program preview now, and this station will broadcast passion in the second half of the night in the near future, you know the specific content."
"Ouch~~"
Li Jing followed the audience to sour a little, "I still know how to do it~~"
"Let's also listen to the audience's hotline and see if there are any suggestions for us to correct."
"Yes!"
"Hello listener.
I'm an old Yanjing~~"
Hahahaha!
Old Yanjing repeatedly, the audience knew who it was when they heard this, which attracted pieces of laughter.
But Li Jing looked speechless on the stage, and he couldn't let go of his feelings, right? Then he looked at the audience and complained, "As soon as this happens, the old man will come out." ”
The corners of Wang Yunfei's mouth rose, and he said in a slow tone: "Who do you guess I am?" ”
"Don't guess." Li Jing waved his hand.
"My surname is Li~~ I am the father of cross talk actor Li Jing!
Yo hello. You are Uncle Li, the father of cross talk actor Li Jing! ”
"Do you have to make it clear?"
"What's the matter?
The passion always starts in the second half of the night~~
Uncle Li, please wait until the second half of the night, it's nine o'clock in the morning. ”
"The old man is in a hurry."
After losing this paragraph, Wang Yunfei nodded happily, "Okay, dear audience, now is the magic we have been looking forward to for a long time!"
”
After speaking.
Wang Yunfei put his hands into his sleeves and didn't move, as if he was really appreciating magic seriously, even if he couldn't see anything.
One second, two seconds, three seconds.
After three seconds passed on the stage, Li Jing was able to look at Wang Yunfei, who was motionless and looking ahead, and broke his defense, "Is this a radio program?" Can you see that? ”
"Oh Ge Er is stunned, when Dang Chang Dang Ge Er Long Drip~~ The magic is over."
"Okay, just listen to a tune."
"Please enjoy the following."
"What!"
"Acrobatics!
Oh Ge Er is stunned, when when the long is when the O Ge Er Long Drip~~"