"Anyway, this is the case, if it weren't for private money, this light wouldn't have gone out."

On the stage, Wang Yunfei pointed to his head and said.

Li Jing definitely wouldn't have known what he said in advance, but the cross talk actor just had to be quick-witted, and at the same time returned the topic, "Let's talk about cross talk well, otherwise the lights will go out again and I'll be finished." ”

"You have to say it! Everyone who came here is a lot of people who listen to cross talk, and they all know that cross talk actors have four lessons. ”

"Huh." Li Jing nodded in agreement, "Say and learn to sing!" ”

"That's right! But this is a business learning, usually in life we also have to learn more, otherwise your quality culture will be low. ”

"That's right."

"Including an idiom, what is it called." Wang Yunfei looked a little unable to remember, scratched his head and spoke, "It seems to be called bird flu!" ”

When this sentence came out, Li Jingjing was stunned, "Bird flu is an idiom?" ”

"yes."

"How can this be an idiom?"

Wang Yunfei saw that his uncle didn't understand, so he immediately spoke, "Historical stories! You learn to learn! ”

"What to study?"

"Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall!"

"Crying into bird flu?"

"No, how can it be, you are all the result of not learning."

A few words below the audience sounded fresh, and at the same time, Wang Yunfei put on a look of contempt for Li Jing, and then explained, "Meng Jiangnu is very beautiful, after crying the Great Wall, the Great Wall fell."

Qin Shi Huang liked her very much and wanted to play hooligan with her.

Qin Shi Huang wanted to play hooligan, Meng Jiangnu said you dare!! Qin Liu dare! ”

Hahaha!

When the messy things came out, the audience below laughed a little, and Li Jing widened his eyes and said loudly: "This is Qin Liudare?" Just such a historical story? ”

"You have to learn."

"I don't think you've learned anything."

"You can't talk empty words, you can't talk nonsense, you have to combine it with reality! By the year 2000, our country will be prosperous and strong, and I will go to the moon to play a swing!! ”

It was impossible for Li Jing not to stop people this time, so he hurriedly added, "It's 2004 now!" ”

"Huh?" Wang Yunfei's expression was stunned, and he took a bite back, "Are you hutu?" ”

"Am I painted in the lake, or are you painted in the lake? It's 2004, and it's just over the end of the year. ”

"Why didn't anyone tell me?" Wang Yunfei made an ignorant look, that is, this is what the audience is fun to watch below, and the relationship for four years is gone as soon as it comes out.

"You can't get by?" Li Jing said again.

"Did you get noticed?"

"The neighborhood committee doesn't read this, and they should know it."

"Huh? Is it? Wang Yunfei said and suddenly pointed at Li Jing behind the microphone, "Are you lying to me?" ”

"How many people here know about it." Li Jing waved his hand and stretched out to the full audience below.

"Really? Ouch, I really want to be bald, anyway, I want the country to be prosperous and strong! ”

"Wait a minute, you!" Li Jing was behind the table, with a little preachy attitude, "You just know how to talk about this, have you learned?" Also avian flu? What kind of idiom is that?

I don't know how to live this for four years.

If you really want to learn well, let's do something in practice.

But I can also see that you are a person who is all on your lips, and you are not actually involved at all.

Talk less in the future. ”

As soon as Uncle Shi said it, Wang Yunfei put his hands into his sleeves beside him, feeling a little unsure how to speak, and after being silent for a while and thinking about it, he nodded again and again.

"That's right! You're right! You've got to the bottom of my soul, and now all walks of life are advancing by leaps and bounds, and everyone is doing well and I'm lagging behind alone.

I get it, I'm going to learn. ”

Li Jing nodded, "It's better to study." ”

"I'm studying hard to catch up with all of you. I decided, I can't live like this anymore, I have to contribute. ”

On the stage, Wang Yunfei is a little like the style of the old man of cross talk, after all, many cross talk actors are looking like them, not to mention that this joke is adapted from Mr. Ma's joke.

Then suddenly Wang Yunfei held Li Jing's hand and said with emotion: "I thank you!" I thank you for helping me, do you believe me? ”

"I believe in you."

"I assure you, and I assure all of you here." Throwing away Li Jing's hand, Wang Yunfei looked at the many people below and spoke.

"Make my vow to the motherland today, if I don't study hard, I don't make achievements. I am not a good son and daughter of the motherland, and I am not worthy to be a Chinese people. ”

"Good!" Li Jing stretched out his thumb and praised.

"I've decided, I've learned, but what am I going to do?"

"Think about it!"

"I'll be a scientist."

Wang Yunfei almost didn't hesitate to say it, but Li Jing felt weird and spoke.

"It's not that easy to do."

"Work hard! Scientists are also people. ”

"It's not easy."

"It's easy to do it, I have to have something unpopular, and when I study it well, I will benefit mankind, and I will make a lot of scientific inventions."

"What an invention!"

"First of all!!" Wang Yunfei amplified his voice, "I want to install a two-thousand-story elevator in the Himalayas." ”

Li Jing felt that it was impossible when he heard it, "Aren't you talking nonsense?" ”

"Two thousand floors! There's something to eat on every floor! The first layer spreads pancakes, the second layer deep-fried fritters, the third layer of pancakes and fruits, and the fourth layer becomes a toilet. ”

"Bathroom?"

"That's right! Let's go up, it's all about food. Buns, dumplings, chaos, noodles! ”

"Enough."

"I go back to the fourth floor to rest after every meal."

"Okay!" Li Jing pointed at Wang Yunfei, "This is still straight!" ”

Hahahaha!

The audience burst into laughter again, and Wang Yunfei continued to speak, "I'm going back and forth!" Yes, that's right, I'm going to get a big elevator.

Thank you! Thank you, I'm going to buy a dictionary, an eraser, a pencil right now. ”

Li Jing: "Let's start with literacy?" ”

"From tonight onwards, I'll go back to school and see you all again." Wang Yunfei smiled and waved his hand, looking like he was leaving, "I have to go, Xinhua Bookstore will close in a while." ”

"Let's go."

"I bought a dictionary and went, goodbye! Thank you! Thank you all for the thunderous applause! ”

"Why?"

"Oh!!"

Quack quack!

As soon as the actor said it, the audience sat down and smiled very much.

And after Wang Yunfei turned around and walked into the side curtain, Li Jing was completely speechless, because he knew what kind of person this was, and then began to complain.

"This person is really not very good to be honest, he will say some empty words, there is no score at all, but it is good to be willing to learn. Social progress is inseparable from learning, not to mention that he is still young, maybe there will be a day. ”

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