On the stage, Li Jing complained to the audience.

But Wang Yunfei, who had already entered the side curtain in the next second, walked back leisurely, walked to the microphone, and immediately asked.

"Teacher Li Jing!"

"What's wrong?" Li Jing turned around coldly.

"Do you think I can do it?"

"What's okay?"

Wang Yunfei interrupted his words and said unconfidently: "Do you say that the bricks of the Himalayas can be moved?" ”

"It depends on how much money you give." Li Jing was very cooperative and thought about helping.

"I don't have any money! It seems that there is no drama in this matter of scientists, there is no funding, will the state give it to me? ”

"The country is well fed."

"Okay, then let's not do it, don't cause trouble to the country. I don't know any words when I buy a dictionary, so I'll do something else. ”

The topic came back again, Wang Yunfei started planning again.

Li Jing also promised this, "You'd better change careers, scientists are not so easy to do." ”

"I'll be a military strategist!"

"It's hard enough for you."

"Military strategists are also talents that our country needs!" Wang Yunfei kept clapping his face, "I bought books to read the things about Napoleon's war, Hit's war, and the eight-year war of resistance."

I have to learn. ”

Bang Bang Bang!

Li Jing kept watching his partner slap him, and he followed the example, and complained, "Learn to burn cakes?" What is this? ”

"Read!"

"Do you see it that way? Still patting like this to see, how much ash is put this is. ”

"After reading the book, I am a military strategist." Wang Yunfei touched his chest, very proud, and lowered his head to compare his figure, "I'll buy a green Dicab to make a military uniform in a while." ”

"Making military uniforms?" Li Jing had an expression he hadn't heard of.

"Once you're putting it on, a brand new military strategist is about to appear before all of you. Great, world peace depends on me. ”

"You?"

"There's that robber who blocked me and grabbed me by the collar." While speaking, Wang Yunfei waved his hand and slapped him out of thin air.

Li Jingdao: "You are still hand-to-hand combat? ”

"After rummaging through your pockets, is there any smoke?"

"After smoking this cigarette, you're going to have to put it on someone's house, right?"

"If you want to take someone, you have to release someone."

"Okay. You're smoking this cigarette, huh? ”

"I just like their lighters, square, galvanized."

"Alright!" Li Jing waved his hand, he really couldn't stand it, "You don't want to do this!" ”

Wang Yunfei: "The army! ”

Li Jing: "The army will turn over people's things? ”

Wang Yunfei: "Anyway, if you don't give it to me, I'll smoke him, and when I look back, I will say that my boss is called Guo Degang, and I want to beat someone to find him!" ”

Li Jing: "Okay, you are really Guo Degang's own apprentice." ”

"I can fight more than a hundred in a day."

"Yes! There are more than 100 people beating your master in a day, and I will say why he is so short, all of them are beaten. ”

Hahahaha!

When it comes to Guo Degang's height, I am almost happy below, I have never seen them so damaged.

And Guo Degang heard himself talking about himself in the side curtain, and pointed at Li Jing, obviously he followed the child to make a random sentence, and there was no such thing in the life.

But I don't care, it's like that, and the audience is happy.

Suddenly, in the midst of laughter, Wang Yunfei raised his hand, "I want to set up my own army." ”

"Own army?"

"I'm looking for a lot of people who don't have jobs, children who don't go to school, and they're all my troops. Buy two pieces of green cloth and make military uniforms for them all.

Tube the jacket and pants, you go home and think for yourself. ”

Wang Yunfei raised his feet as he spoke, "There are also rubber shoes, the ones that can't be broken, each person will issue a pair." After the costumes were finished, I gave them military training. ”

"How about military training?"

"Stand still! The big one is in the head, and the small one is in the back! ”

"Behind the little one? Is that still visible? ”

"I'd love to." Wang Yunfei was willful and explained more, "Because I used to sell apples." ”

"You're used to swinging like this."

"Great, I'm a military strategist in the near future."

The voice fell.

Wang Yunfei looked serious on the stage with a gun.

"Shoot?" Li Jing saw it and asked.

Pulling the coat, Wang Yunfei half-knelt on the ground again.

"Still kneeling?"

With a pop, Wang Yunfei lay on the stage entirely, crawling forward with his hands and feet, and then squirmed towards the side curtain.

Seeing this, the audience burst into laughter, and Li Jing hurriedly bent down to catch it back, "Good guy, why do you have to run away from this gun." Deserter? ”

was caught, Wang Yunfei got up and directly picked up a fan and put it to his mouth to bite it, and then pretended to throw a grenade up.

The place where the throw is still in the vicinity of the lamp.

Li Jing was completely panicked, "When you talk about cross talk, you talk about cross talk, if you don't have a lamp like this, you can change the lamp, and if you don't have it, we will both have to do it." ”

Hahaha!

Combined with the fact that the lights went out before, the old and young masters below were quacking.

Not only them, but the actors in the side curtain were also smiling happily when they saw it.

Because cross talk is not dead at all, it is all based on the specific performance of the stage, or it is not called work.

As for Yue Longgang, Kong Deshui and a group of junior apprentices, they watched it with relish at the end door, and they didn't chat a word during the whole process.

It's just that they also have their worries, that is, they feel 100% that they can't do as open as the two of them.

Not to mention that the performance is open, it is unknown whether a work can be performed or not.

So when I saw the actors amusing the audience like this, I realized that cross talk was more and more difficult, because the performance of cross talk is really changing at any time.

What should I do if the audience acknowledges and says the wrong thing when I perform?

Unlike baked cakes, he studied opera before coming to Deyun and appeared on stage.

Coupled with a thick skin, he is not timid at all when he comes to stage.

However, their group is different, and they are completely white, and they have never been on the stage once.

"Whew~~"

As soon as Yue Long took a breath, he inexplicably began to be a little scared, even though he was still a little scared before he took the stage.

You know, there are about 300 people down there.

"Third brother! How are you? I always feel a little scared, I don't know why, my heart beats so fast. I felt like I was on stage. ”

Kong Deshui also sighed when he listened to Yue Longgang's Mandarin that he had recently turned around, "To be honest, I'm also in this state, not to mention that Teacher Guo said that he would arrange for us to try it at the end of this month." ”

"At the end of the month? Oh my God, so fast. ”

Yue Longgang hurriedly picked up his mobile phone and looked at the calendar, and suddenly his mood became even more nervous, there were still fifteen days before the end of the month.

Fifteen days is a long time, but it can pass in a blink of an eye.

Will you be able to do it yourself then?

……