"You call it big brother at such a young age?"

After the child spoke, Guo Degang said a sentence in surprise behind the table.

Wang Yunfei ignored Master's words and continued to repeat, "Brother Yunfei? ”

"It's still called."

"Yo, don't be so funny."

Wang Yunfei scratched his head and was a little at a loss, "At our age, you don't want me to be a big man, don't talk about one generation, you are two generations older than me."

No, no, no, are you Brother Yunfei?

I said I am, so who are you?

I'm Guo Degang's partner, Zhang Wenshun! ”

Hahaha!

Abruptly.

The audience at the Tianqiao Le Tea Garden sat down and smiled from ear to ear.

Zhang Wenshun didn't come today, I'm afraid he has to rush to the stage directly, the child is too daring to say it.

Especially think about the picture of the old gentleman kneeling down for the child, which is even more interesting.

And how could Guo Degang not stop him, "Ouch kid, wait a while!" Zhang Wenshun is almost in his seventies, do you call you big brother? So what do I have to call you? ”

"It's not impossible for you to call me uncle when you don't see me."

"I'll you!"

He slapped the child on the head with a fan, and the already cheerful laughter below became louder.

Not to mention that they laughed, Yu Qian on the side curtain couldn't laugh even more, and his waist couldn't straighten up, this ethics and play very well.

Touching his head, Wang Yunfei still spoke in a hurry, "Yo, Mr. Zhang, why did you become like this, I didn't even recognize you."

I'm just a little richer, but you can't call me big brother, and I can't mess up. ”

Hurriedly holding his hands, Wang Yunfei spoke again, "Get up, brother!" ”

"Admit it?"

A series of laughs gathered here, and the audience almost stiffened their faces with laughter.

Wang Yunfei was still embarrassed, "You have to be polite when you are a child!" ”

"It's all polite."

"I said, what's the matter with you?"

"Just ask."

"Don't mention it." Wang Yunfei played Zhang Wenshun, and at the same time his shoulders were crooked, this one was crooked, and the old and young masters knew what it meant and continued to look at him and speak.

"I'm trapped in Baoding now, there is no way to go to heaven and no door to enter the earth, it is difficult to run to a home and a country is difficult to throw."

"Yo! What's the matter. Guo Degang gave a very curious mouth.

"I said no, you are so powerful in Yanjing, how many bathhouses have you soaked! I heard that you also brought a team of contractors to work for people recently, what happened to you?

Zhang Wenshun was about to cry: Don't mention it, I took someone to Baoding to pick up the work, and it was really good to take a look at the drawings and let me build an eighty-meter chimney. ”

Guo Degang said: "Big job! ”

"I'll get it for someone. It's all done, come here, this one. ”

"What's wrong?"

"It's the other way around, people let me dig a well."

"Harm!" Guo Degang was speechless for the moment when he heard what the child said, and even his tone became unpolite, "There are not many kills." ”

"The workers have all run away, and I am left here alone! I said you don't care, what do we have to do with it, can I leave you alone? Come, brother, come here. ”

"Don't be a brother." ”

With laughter, Guo Degang said.

"The old man is so funny, he can see it when he usually performs. I took a shower first, washed and bought clothes, and after all kinds of expenses were over, I took it to the hotel and called the manager out. ”

Wang Yunfei's words changed, and he pointed to the side and introduced, "This is Zhang Wenshun of Yanjing who talks about cross talk, and he is a very good person." But he is left here, and he has to be taken care of. He can eat whatever he wants, buy him what he wants, do whatever he wants, and don't do anything with him. ”

"Not bad!" Guo Degang praised the child.

"He takes whatever I have, and he spends whatever I want. I say this with kindness to take care of. ”

"yes."

"But after that, something happened."

"What's wrong?"

"I went out to talk about business that day, I am so rich, I must talk about business. But as soon as he came back and asked for my own life, Zhang Wenshun was a bad person! ”

"That's right, the kid is right!!"

Guo Degang was next to him as if he had been offended, and he admitted it fiercely, and when he saw this, the old and young masters in the audience knew why this was happening.

Because the old man is indeed bad, he often chokes him when he is with Guo Degang.

It doesn't prevent everyone from liking him.

"Zhang Wenshun is not authentic, and he gave me a roll bag party, and all the money and everything were taken away. When I returned to the room, I saw that even the other person's bed had been dismantled and pulled away. ”

"Good guy, Mr. Zhang's strength is strong."

"Hey!" Wang Yunfei sighed and cried, "When I came out and walked to the street, I had no clothes on my body and no heart to eat and die." ”

Guo Degang: "It's so miserable. ”

"I was wearing a plastic suit and slippers under my feet, and a light wind was blowing, and a few leaves hit my face like a knife.

Can it be a taste in the heart?

Granary!! ”

"What's going on?"

"A guy came out of the small restaurant next to him," Wang Yunfei pointed to the side, and his hands were the size of a circle, "I took a person's leftover hot pot and threw it away."

I'll see, yo? Looks like there's something in there? ”

"What?"

"Tofu slices, lettuce and fish balls. I saw that there was no one left and right, could it be for me? I won't be polite to him, pick me up and run away.

It's so warm! Turn the corner, build a bridge here.

No traffic, no one! When I sat on the pier myself, I looked, oops, that's great! There's everything!

Meat fillet, lettuce, fish balls and a fish bone! ”

On the stage, Wang Yunfei was holding something and grabbing it with one hand to eat, but after throwing it in, he immediately spit it out, "Phew! ”

"What's wrong?"

Wang Yunfei frowned and looked at the thing in his hand, "Whose dentures?" ”

"Harm! Throw it away. ”

"You can't throw it, it's a pity to throw it away, just tickle it."

Guo De just laughed, "What do you think about this?" ”

"When you're full and drunk, sit on the pier of the hot pot bridge, and sleep in the lake!" Wang Yunfei put his hands into his sleeves again, and closed his eyes as if he was going to sleep.

But suddenly he opened it again, and continued, "I was asleep, and suddenly I heard Kalala~~"

"What?"

"The sound of the helicopter, I opened my eyes."

With his head slightly raised, Wang Yunfei amplified his voice, "Good guy, a helicopter appeared in the air, stopped in front of it and scared me, wow, what is this for?" You can't see it in the city! ”

"That's right." Guo Degang nodded again and again behind the table.

"Ten people came out of the helicopter closely, and all of them were big and tall at this station, with knives and axes!

Wearing a big pair of sunglasses, a suit, a black tie and a white shirt, they are all still standing. ”

After describing the scene, Wang Yunfei's eyes must have been as if he had really seen it, and he whispered, "Have we seen this?" There are TV series, the underworld, could it be that the underworld robbed me of it? ”

.

The sky blue bear reminds you: remember to collect after reading