"Child, people are not so blind, so they don't grab an itch."

Guo Degang held Wang Yunfei's words throughout the whole process, and at the same time found that the child's momentum was really good, and the more he was like this, the more relieved he was.

Because after being on the show, I can rely on some skills to make the audience remember.

Then the trickle began to push the child.

Of course, the premise is that Deyun continues according to this situation.

Wang Yunfei himself is also getting better, because he was very familiar with the jokes in his previous life, and after some corrections by the master, he naturally performed well.

So he continued to speak.

"If they dare to come, I will scratch them to death."

"Okay, take care of the food."

"These people all helped their sunglasses as soon as they turned around, standing in a row, one by one, holding one shoulder!"

"Ten blind men?"

"Walk up to me and bow: Hello! I just settled down, I thought I was blind, and people can talk! ”

The audience didn't react quickly when they heard this, but after a second or two, the laughter continued.

In the laughter, Guo Degang also spoke, "Does it all matter?" ”

"Huh?" Wang Yunfei turned his head to look at the master and wondered, "Isn't it the same thing?" ”

Guo Degang: "Nonsense. ”

Wang Yunfei: "The leader bowed to me!" Hello Uncle! ”

Guo Degang: "Uncle? ”

Wang Yunfei scratched his head, "I also wonder, this title is very strange, because there must be a girl if there is an uncle." How do I know the girl, I said you are mistaken.

They said no, we all know you in the dust.

What's the matter?

What else? What's wrong with you, uncle? It's hard to find you today, and we're looking for you every day in a helicopter! ”

"Where are you looking?" Guo Degang subconsciously held it.

He subconsciously, Wang Yunfei shook a wit behind the microphone, "Come out of Yanjing, let's go to Changping County, Qinghe, Shahe, Kang Zhuangzi, Qinglong Bridge at the south entrance, and go to the garden under the security guard of Shacheng." ”

The child thought about it, not to mention that the audience thought it was interesting, Guo Degang almost couldn't help it next to him, so he quickly stopped, "Okay, okay, these ten people talk about cross talk, right?" ”

"Don't carry it, it's a fluster! I said, what's going on? What's going on, you are our aunt, please go back? ”

After speaking, Wang Yunfei's tone became puzzled, and he began to figure it out, "Admit your mistake, right?" That's a good thing, but it's not to be taken lightly! ”

Guo Degang leaned sideways on the table and asked, "What?" ”

"If it's easy to admit your son, and you go there to admit your mistake, I can still say why you take advantage of me. It's not okay to recognize my uncle, but when I get home, I see if it's not, what should I do if I fight? ”

"That's right."

"I'm not right. They said no, come on, it's ours to make the mistake! ”

In an instant, Wang Yunfei was happy, "Well, I hugged my hot pot and tickled on the plane." ”

"Why are you still carrying this?"

"If you admit your mistake, you can still eat when you come back and sell it." Wang Yunfei explained.

"You've thought of it all."

"Sit on the plane for ten minutes and descend slowly! As soon as I got off the plane, the house in front of me looked like the Forbidden City! ”

Gradually, Wang Yunfei's speed of speech accelerated, and at the same time, the posture in his hand did not fall a little, "The withered beams and paintings are splendid, the drum music is noisy, and the door is opened, and more than 20 hands come out of the inside to call people, and the swallows don't spread their wings!"

After that, ten more big girls came out.

Four more mothers came out behind the big girl, holding an old lady.

Sensei asked if this was my grandmother. ”

A passage is not a mouthful, but it should also be full of emotions when performing, because the characters in the performance have reached a new environment, and at the same time, Guo Degang took the words and asked.

"How do you know?"

"Harm!" Wang Yunfei opened his mouth and said, "You can't let four old mothers come out with one old mother." ”

"That's right! Isn't that insane! Guo Degang suddenly reacted and said.

"Go outside, the old lady will point to me."

With a slump in shape, Wang Yunfei pointed his index finger ahead, "Ouch, you are back, kid who lacks virtue!" I put my hand over my face and said, "It's good to be back." ”

"Still blocking your face?"

"I'm afraid I'll recognize it.

The old lady said let's take a bath, and it smelled of swill.

When I came to this house to take a bath, I was happy, and there were six pieces of soap next to me, and I was washing three and eating three. ”

"Eat?" Guo Degang performed a surprise.

"I hit the incense inside and out."

Wang Yunfei pushed his hands left and right, and said in an atmospheric voice, "Open the clothes cabinet, I want to change clothes!"

First take three sets of autumn clothes and trousers, velvet pants, cotton pants, sweaters and pants, four coats, two leather coats, and a small vest outside. ”

"Huo Oh!"

The front is okay, the last small vest, Guo Degang flipped it in a high-pitched voice on the air port.

"It's all dressed, I said someone, the window was torn down and I was put out, and I really couldn't walk down the aisle."

"Who told you to wear so much."

"Take it out and go to the outhouse, the old lady looks at me and loves it! The mother-in-law looked at her aunt, and the more she looked at it, the more happy she became. Oops......"

Wang Yunfei began to change into the tone of an old lady again, "People are clothes, horses are saddles, West Lake scenery is matched with foreign films, no, this is not good-looking, when you put it on, it looks like a tm dog bear."

Can you tell me how the vest over the coat fits in? It's hard for you, kid! ”

Hahaha!

bursts of laughter came out, although Guo De had just performed this joke before, but the audience could be happy enough even if they listened to it again and imagined that scene.

And this year, as an actor, Wang Yunfei obviously feels that the laughter of the big men is relatively low.

It is also likely that it is because of Deyun's cross talk, they have not been exposed to it at all before.

There is feedback after a slight tease.

Then he continued.

"But then the old lady burst into tears."

"How?"

"Let's go tomorrow, what are you going to do?

The old mother next to me said, it doesn't matter, isn't it because your Aunt Hutu is leaving today and tomorrow because he is not married?

Ding is Ding Mao is Mao is Mao is very good today, arrange for him to marry Miss! ”

"Yes."

"As soon as I hear it, then I have to see if Miss is good-looking, if she is good-looking, I will make do with it. If you don't look good! ”

Wang Yunfei glared and gritted his teeth, "I'll make do with it." ”

Guo Degang looked at the child's appearance, laughed with the audience, was happy to perform, and complained, "You are here to find food." ”

"Someone arranged it immediately, and the whole yard was full of lights, gongs and drums, this is lively."

Wang Yunfei lifted his coat and stepped forward, "Someone carried me to the second floor, and came to Miss Xiulou's house, Miss Xiulou sat on the kang and I took a look, she looked beautiful."

Sinking fish and geese closing the moon and shy flowers.

She snorted and waved at me, and I took a step forward, and all of a sudden, the hot pot shattered, and my neck was broken. ”

Guo Degang wondered, and hurriedly spoke, "What's the matter?" ”

Wang Yunfei smiled bitterly, "I'm sleeping on the pier!" ”

"Dreaming?"

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