"It's almost half past seven, pigtails, you go up and sing two at this time! Burn the cake, your disciple, give me the words! I just told you again, give me less laughter! ”

It's about to start.

Guo Degang instructed the two children.

It's them who are in trouble.

Although Yue Longgang, Kong Deshui, and Luan Bo are still far behind, they at least know what to do and what not to do, and the two of them are completely out of line.

"Got it!"

Say yes.

Two people slightly prepared.

As for performing cross talk, you have to take your time to burn the cake.

Except for Allegro, he and Yue Longgang are simply difficult brothers.

And the joke I talked about tonight is the apprentice, the program is not short, but there are not many words as an apprentice, and all of them add up to a few hundred words.

The main performance is to watch the other two.

"Good evening, dear viewers!

”

As soon as half past seven arrived, Wang Yao, who was hanging around in the theater, went up to announce the curtain, she had been the host several times, and she could gradually let go.

The audience full of pits and valleys was also happy below.

The first is rare, and the second is beautiful.

In this place, excluding the audience, the only woman is the host.

"Welcome to Tianqiaole to enjoy our cross talk, you will have a pleasant night here. Then please enjoy the Taiping lyrics "Single Knife Meeting"! Performer Zhang Yunlei! ”

Quack quack!

In the applause, the pigtail wore a blue Chinese-style gown and held a jade board in her hand, and walked up to the stage step by step.

The moment I stood still, the typhoon was very stable.

"Sing you a Taiping lyric "Single Knife Meeting"! If you don't sing well, you still have a lot of it. ”

"Take a boat in winter and sail in summer~

Lu Zi set up a wine banquet to invite the sages~

The bold yellow text will come down the book~

Go down to Guan Yu's tent in Jingzhou~

”

……

The pigtail is now a child's voice, his voice is open and bright, and he is really capable of singing, and his voice can make the whole theater audience look at him coldly.

This is true even for the audience who just came in.

And now he is really good, and he is pleasing to the eye, who would have thought that he would be taken by a group of girls in the future and don't know what direction.

So at this moment, Wang Yunfei feels that the pigtails at this time are the best and the most eye-catching.

"Senior brother, senior brother! 100,000 urgent, what words do I have, trainees? ”

While the stage was singing, suddenly the baked cake was like being run over by a dog, and he hurriedly ran over.

Wang Yunfei turned his head in the side curtain and said incredulously: "What memory do you have?" You still can't remember how many words. ”

"Master just told me this morning!"

"I'll tell you about it just now."

Seeing that it was broken, the neck of the baked cake shrank, "Senior brother, I was wrong, I must remember it next time!" Please, if I go over and ask Master again, Master will tell me that my brain doesn't have a long memory. ”

"Hey!"

It's impossible not to teach, Wang Yunfei sighed and hurried up, the next show is them.

It's not just the words that are taught, but also the rhythm and performance of the speech.

It stands to reason that his words are very easy to remember, because they can be brought out by the master.

For example, if the Master asks him what he belongs to, he doesn't know what to say. Speaking of tigers, ask how old you are, and you don't know how fifteen you are?

The main thing is that he has to say it many times, for fear that he will say it before and after, plus there are some performances at the end.

Fortunately, he remembered some of it himself, and remembered it as soon as he was reminded.

"Senior brother, I remember it all! I'll go change my coat first! ”

After speaking, the baked cake fart went backstage to change clothes, but suddenly, Wang Yunfei thought of something, and stretched out his hand to drag him back.

"Baked cakes, I'll tell you one more thing, are you willing to act?"

When he turned around, he looked at his face stained with sesame seeds, and wondered, "Isn't it acting like it was originally done?" ”

"Of course it is, but add a little something."

"Then should I tell Master?"

"It's up to you to tell you or not, I'll tell you how to act first."

"Okay."

Walking back again, he listened to his brother's words, nodded while listening, and finally his expression changed again, "Will Master be startled in this way?" It's also the first time I've followed a cross talk. ”

"Nope! Dare to come? ”

"Why don't you dare, I'll go down first."

As soon as the baked cake left, Wang Yunfei looked at his back and wanted to laugh, and realized his tiger, but anyone who changed to a second person had to hesitate and wonder if it would work, or the master would not say himself if he stepped down.

He really agreed, without thinking about the consequences at all.

Not much time.

The pigtails finished singing.

Zhang Wenshun, Guo Degang, and Baked Cake came to the stage in the sound of the newspaper, performing a trainee.

Apprenticeship is a traditional program.

It is often used to perform with apprentices who have just come on stage, because the apprentices really don't have many lines, and they are also easy to perform, and the performance is over after a dull performance.

So the performances in front of him went very well, including the baked cakes being called out by the master, and asking Guigeng for the burden.

It only took more than ten minutes, and when it was about to fall, there was a little change.

……

"Are you sure you're taught? A Spirit? Zhang Wenshun crooked his shoulders and walked to the middle of the three people and spoke.

Guo Degang wiped the sweat from his forehead with a white handkerchief and replied, "It's wrong!" You ask! ”

Zhang Wenshun nodded, turned his head to look at the baked cakes, "I said you are Gui Geng?" ”

In the eyes of the hundreds of spectators below, the baked cake opened his mouth in a daze, "Fifteen! ”

"What is it?"

"Tiger!"

"Gui Geng?"

"Fifteen!"

"What is it?"

"Tiger!"

……

I asked a lot of questions, and the more I asked, the faster I asked! The baked cake was originally going to perform a dizziness directly, but after listening to the words of the senior brother, he fell down directly with a pop.

Guo Degang was startled when he saw it on the side, knowing that he had to be like this, but he didn't fall so hard.

Hurry over and help him up.

The audience below is happy to see nature.

The baked cake was helped up, and his mouth was crying and muttering, "Fifteen! Tiger! ”

"Tigers are tigers!"

Guo Degang kept coaxing until he stood up, and then continued to say his words.

In the end, because the characters of the baked cake performance were disobedient, Guo Degang had to teach a lesson, stood in the middle and rolled up his sleeves and said viciously.

"I can't stop this, today Master will give you a great look! Let you know that children don't interject when adults say! ”

Guo Degang raised his hand, looking at whether he was going to fight or not, just give a scared look to the baked cakes, but the baked cakes suddenly stretched out his hand and patted his master's face, this pat.

The old and young masters in the audience laughed.

I thought of everything, but I didn't think of it.

Strike first.

This courage is also powerful.

Of course, it's light, and it's better to put it than to shoot.

But the effect is still not bad.

And Wang Yunfei, who was watching the play on the side screen, how could he not be happy, he was worthy of baked cakes, and he would do whatever he wanted, without any cowardice.

Gao Feng, who was also watching the performance, was the same, I didn't expect such a small child to be powerful, and this burden was well handled.

There is no size on stage, and it is often used as a performance technique.