On stage!

After Guo Degang felt a hand on his face, he didn't feel blind, but he just felt that this kid was going crazy.

Is that the case when you say it?

However, in the end, the master pretended not to understand in the midst of laughter and asked, "What?" ”

Baked cake retracted his hand and rubbed it on his coat, "There is a mosquito!" ”

Wiping his face, Guo Degang turned his head to look at Zhang Wenshun, "He said there was a mosquito!" ”

Zhang Wenshun was very cooperative on the side, and nodded with a smile, "I saw it too!" ”

"That's it, that's it! Thank you, thank you! ”

Guo Degang grabbed the child's hand and thanked him, but he couldn't be happy below.

"If you don't look at the mosquito's face, I'll have to smoke you, stand there for me!"

That's all there is to deal with.

After the three of them finished performing normally, the audience gave bursting applause.

But when he came down to rest, Guo Degang stopped the baked cake without saying a word, how could he blame, the audience was happy.

even said that if this is really what he thinks about the cake, it means that he is spiritual, but how can he not understand the child as a master, this is what the cake thinks about himself.

Then he's a six.

They know what shit they pull as soon as they dig their butts.

"Come, tell me, who thinks this."

Hearing Master's words, it was impossible not to be cowardly, thinking that it was Master Xing asking for guilt, after all, he slapped Master in the face.

But he is very righteous, how can he never confess his senior brother, and it is precisely because of his righteousness that he will be deceived by Cao Jin later.

In his previous life, Cao Jin did have a good relationship with him, after all, Cao Jin was not small, and sometimes he would bring his juniors and disciples.

"I thought." The pancake replied.

"That's fine." Gao Feng kept nodding his head with a little surprise.

But Guo Degang was helpless, his apprentice knew too well, staring at Wang Yunfei next to him, Wang Yunfei was looked at by the master, and he was broken.

Funny.

Wang Yunfei turned around to leave, "I'll go down and pour water for you and Grandpa Zhang." ”

"Give me back! The next time you give him less support, he hasn't walked yet, and you teach him to run? Guo Degang also thinks the effect is good, but he still has to take it step by step.

But it's not a reproachful tone, just a reminder.

Wang Yunfei nodded and said that he knew.

However, this had to make Gao Feng look at Wang Yunfei a few more times, what did he think? No wonder that.

He also listened to the Happy Teahouse.

Wang Yunfei said that the ability of cross talk is not low, and for a while he felt that there were really a lot of good actors in this flyover.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Even apprentices are like this.

And just like that, the show was announced and performed one after another.

Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Tethered Doll"! Performers Cao Jin and Liu Yuntian! ”

……

Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Selling Clothes"! Performers He Wei and Li Wenshan! ”

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Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Eight Screens"! Performers Wang Yunfei and Li Jing! ”

arrived at Wang Yunfei's show.

Two people came up to the stage to say a paragraph.

Originally, they were the bottom two, and the show of the bottom two was generally warm, and there was no big open and closed performance, in order to control the atmosphere for the bottom.

But this time it became the bottom three, and Wang Yunfei made a hard effort.

changed the loyal person who was originally going to be said to Su Daji's version to be not a person.

This edition is not human, it is more than 1,500 words, and it can be said that it is one of the longest and most difficult times.

But don't look at the longest, Wang Yunfei has practiced the most diligently in his two lives, so it is almost impossible to find fault with this statement.

Provoked the audience to applaud!

This is also why, the audience likes him, and Hou Yaowen also likes him, he really worked hard, plus he has his own talent.

Including Zhang Wenshun, he felt that if he wanted to open the scene among the apprentices, it would be him.

If he can't open it, there will be no one among the apprentices.

But soon it was Gao Feng's turn.

As soon as he arrived, many actors came to watch.

Needless to say, Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun don't know Cao Jin, He Wei, and Li Wenshan, so they want to see such a young actor.

And Wang Yao once again came to the stage to report the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy "A Salesman (Cosmic Brand Cigarettes)"! Performer Gao Feng! ”

Quack quack!

In the midst of the applause, Gao Feng wore a dark blue shirt and took the stage with a smile while holding a prepared cigarette.

He has long wanted to talk about this, a very classic cross talk.

Knowing that Mr. Ma Ji had already reached the top, but it would not prevent their descendants from talking about it, so Gao Feng thought that no matter what, he would be ugly here.

After coming to the stage, the audience did not know each other, but they knew the cross talk works.

And as soon as he opened his mouth, he had a familiar Tangshan flavor.

"Thank you! Ah! I am very happy to participate in this performance! Where is the person in charge of your theater?

I want to provide you with some sponsorship products for this theater!

That's it, the Universe brand of cigarettes. ”

Gao Feng came to the middle of the stage and lit up the cigarette he had specially asked someone to buy, it was a pack of China, but it was covered with white paper and a universe card was written.

"Which of you smoked it? Smoked? ”

When it comes to smoking, it is impossible for the old and young masters below to be polite to the actors if they are addicted to smoking, so they immediately got up and asked Gao Feng for it, don't want it in vain.

Gao Feng did turn on the smoke and dispersed a little, and only continued to speak when it was almost gone.

"Our factory is a private enterprise, but we are called a small factory with great ambition, and a golden phoenix flew out of the mountain nest.

Why is our product popular with the majority of users?

It's mainly cheap and good for us! This is not Lao Wang selling melons, selling himself and boasting, just our product has been sold in several big cities across the country.

The brackets include lifting bays! ”

"We are also ready to break out of Asia and enter the international market. Our cosmic cigarettes are ready to be sold to the United States, the island country, the Ying country, the Russian tear, the Yindu, the Dan sale, the Burmese mat, the Rui Shi, and the Fen lan!

Nepal, Namshraf, Afghanistan, Hunjali, Bulgaria, Hoba...... We sell all of what is on the map.

But whether people buy it or not is another question. ”

In a turnaround, Gao Feng's model was as vivid as Mr. Ma Ji, and the audience was also happy, especially those who took the cigarettes.

Although I heard it, it didn't get in the way of Coke.

"Friends! Why are our cigarettes so popular with Everbright users? The main thing, we caught it well! We have a slogan called customer first, quality first, sales volume first.

How do we keep our sales? We just change the brand often, and change it twice in three days!

It turns out that we produced this called the dung beetle brand, although the brand is not loud enough, but it has a strong local flavor! ”

Gao Feng made a move to flip things, "Later, we found out that the emotional dung beetle is a shell, a dung ball!" Do you want this brand to stop smelling? ”

"It stinks, it stinks, we will change the brand immediately, we will change it to the peach brand, which means that smoking a pack of my peach cigarettes can make you immortal."

Later, other smokers made up a smooth recipe for us: peach, peach, don't make a fuss! ”

Hahaha!

When the words fell, the audience below was so happy that even goosebumps came out, because they were too similar, and the actor's ability was visible to the naked eye.

Even Li Wenshan, who was getting older, had to praise when he looked at Gao Feng, "Degang, this actor is so wow!" Where did you find it? Live is awesome! ”

Guo Degang kept nodding and smiling, "Tianjin invited!" The old gentleman kept recommending it, and it was only a few days ago that I finally met him.

It's my junior brother.

But don't look young, the style is very old-fashioned and traditional, if you are old, I am afraid that you will not stare at the old artist.

You can see it later. ”