"There's nothing wrong with the body, it's just that I can't stand for long when I go up, the big field is not a small field, and the audience may not be able to hear all the breath."

Zhang Wenshun held the phone at home and explained to Guo Degang at 1510.

Every word is the truth from the bottom of my heart, rather than reluctantly playing, it is better to wait for their good news at that time.

If you want to perform, it's a big deal to wait until the rest is almost over, and when the child holds a small special show again, he will come over to make up for it.

"Old man, we still want you to come."

Guo Degang sighed slightly, panicked in his heart, especially when he heard the breath.

As people get older, their breath must be weakened.

That's why he was worried that he would go up and drag his feet.

But now fans, knowing Deyun, know him, as long as he appears to be absolutely explosive.

The old gentleman, coupled with the style of heeling, makes many people love it.

But the old man's tone is here, and if the physical aspect is really enough, it is not easy to force it.

Especially Yanjing and Tianjin, running back and forth is also a tiring thing.

But still persuade more.

"Deyun is not easy now, you have helped us too much, I want to give me another big truth for the curtain call, so that it is also a perfect ending for today's audience."

“……”

Zhang Wenshun pondered for a moment, although his current body did not have a cancer outbreak like in his previous life, he was really old, so he chose to retreat into the background.

Finally, he spoke slowly.

"I'll think about it, and I'll come over when I have time."

"Good! If you think about it, I'll find someone to pick you up directly, I have friends over there in Yanjing. When the time comes, let him help pick you up, it is very convenient to send it all the way directly. ”

"Well, you're busy."

Hanging up the phone, Guo Degang felt a little more relaxed, at least the old man was a little relieved.

Deyun is now on fire, and Mr. Zhang has indeed paid too much.

He would be happy to see the thousands of people in action.

Don't think much about it.

Guo De just took back the phone outside and entered the house, and immediately called Gao Feng to prepare to go to the gymnasium where he was about to perform.

It's still early.

But to make sure nothing happens, you'll need to go and see it in advance.

So without saying a word, he passed with Gao Feng and Wang Hai, who was in contact with Tianjin.

In the past, Guo Degang was very happy in the huge gymnasium, and he kept watching the staff set up the stage, and there were a lot of flower baskets behind the stage.

Sent by the audience.

The actors came early, and these fans who like Deyun came even earlier, and they also came to guard before six o'clock, so when he entered the gymnasium just now, he chatted with some people for a while.

And yet just when I was happy.

A phone call made his blood half cold, and he frowned while holding the phone.

"What's going on? Can't get over? What's the situation? ”

"Because of the fog in the dark, all the highways that can leave Beijing are closed, and now the cars that carry us past are all trapped on the highway."

"Wang Hai, how long has it been now?"

Guo Degang was on the phone when he suddenly shouted, a little unable to control his tone.

The phone was speakerphone-free, Wang Hai naturally understood something, and quickly replied, "Six o'clock!" Exactly six o'clock! ”

"Then it's too late! Can I take the train? Hurry up and change! ”

"We've done the math, and the train won't be able to reach half past seven at the earliest, because it's time to get to the station, and it will take a while to drive over. Not to mention that tickets are also difficult to buy, and only a few people have been bought now. ”

At this juncture, Guo Degang's face was really pale, and he was provincial!

Or more than 3,000 people in the gymnasium.

This performance undoubtedly proves that he Guo Degang has just mixed up, and he has always been afraid of accidents, so he came over in advance, and thousands of people will be trapped over there.

Suddenly anxious.

glanced at the wide backstage, and was even more annoyed, the only actors at the moment were Guo Degang and Gao Feng from Tianjin, who would open the show then.

The kids are all over there.

The phone didn't dare to hang up for a second, Guo Degang stood in the background and contacted that side throughout the whole process, and saw if there was any other solution, even if he couldn't catch up, he had to choose the fastest way to come.

And when the call starts, time flies.

At six o'clock in winter, it was already dark, but the gymnasium was very bright, because the audience passage was opened, and one by one entered the stadium.

Looking at them, Guo Degang was even more anxious.

I wish time had stopped here.

But sometimes the more anxious you are, the faster the time passes, and in the blink of an eye, it will be seven or ten minutes, and this process will almost pass in a flash, and you will come unconsciously.

In the end, I saw that the audience sat ninety percent.

Guo Degang was suddenly reminded of the time by Gao Feng and Wang Hai in the side curtain, and after knowing the time, a few cold sweats appeared on the former's forehead, and the blood was a little colder, and he hurriedly hung up the phone.

I've been talking to my brother about the situation, but I didn't find that the time had come to seven and twenty minutes.

It didn't kill him.

People are sometimes in a hurry, and they really can't do it at any time.

I want to die, and I call too much.

Fortunately, there is still an actor in Tianjin, if he is the only one Guo Degang, then he must go up and speak alone.

can be said to be stand-up, that is really to let the audience see that there is an accident.

"Lao Gao, there's no way! The people haven't arrived yet, but they've tried their best to come, one group takes the train, and the other group continues to wait.

Let's get to the point later. ”

"No problem!"

Although Gao Feng didn't talk much in the background, he was also anxious to know the situation, "What are we going to say?" ”

"Say a joke that the audience likes and is familiar with, so you can accept it, have you ever heard of Xizheng Meng?"

Three words of the dream of the Western Expedition.

Gao Feng was a little uncomfortable, saying that the traditional joke was okay, but he couldn't say that he was dreaming of the West Expedition.

So I told the truth.

"I've heard it once! I can't get to the stage yet. ”

The jokes and burdens of cross talk are not just listening to them to understand the size of the baggage, you have to spend a little time pondering, not to mention listening to them like this kind of leisure.

But there are less than ten minutes left, how can I have time to ponder, the coat has not been changed.

"It's good to listen to it once, you can give me a follow! There's no way, we're going to have to do it all hard. ”

"Good! I tried my best! ”

Gao Feng nodded and took a deep breath, knowing that it was too late to live, even if it was right, where could he go?

It's only been ten minutes.

Although it is said that it can be changed to other familiar jokes, but traditional jokes don't need to be right? If it's not right.

Neither actor could be found on or off the stage.

So if it's not right, just say a more fun one, and then talk about the first performance, this relatively new joke is more effective than the traditional joke.

After all, many viewers have a certain understanding of this paragraph, and even prefer it.

It can make them fascinated, and they can't figure out why they were the first to play.

However, the main reason is that Guo Degang has no bottom in his heart, so he wants to cover it up more hard.

Who is called Xi Zhengmeng is indeed a classic and good work he created based on old jokes!