Chapter 327: If I Replace It with a Steel Plate, I Can Bury You!
Wear a coat backstage, tidy up your appearance, tell the host to change the show, and then wait on the side screen.
There may be some movement on the outfield staff.
Ten minutes went by almost in a flash.
At the moment of half past seven.
The red curtain slowly opened.
The beautifully dressed hostess came to the stage, and the Tianjin elders in the audience gave a lot of applause.
Tianjin is the hometown of quyi, and when they grew up listening to quyi, they will definitely have some opinions on these things, but no matter how much they have opinions, they are also the audience.
When you meet someone you like, you like it, and you won't be as picky as your peers.
So all of them are extremely excited.
And then the first show arrived.
Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Dream of the Western Expedition"! Performers Guo Degang and Gao Feng!
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"Oh!
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"Wow!
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Quack quack!
Hearing the name, the applause below lasted for a long time, they all knew the program of today's venue, but they didn't feel anything after changing people one by one.
Anyone who knows theater knows that there is a saying.
The performance is subject to the actual performance.
Besides, directly replaced by Guo Degang to perform, this is a profitable deal, who will not do it.
But they are happy, for the actors, the change of people and the change of scenes is not enough for the audience.
But after coming to power.
Guo Degang, who was wearing a black coat, looked at the thousands of people below to welcome the movement, and also sighed, how could he have such a scene when he was once in Tianjin.
This is no longer the case.
It's a pity that if there is no accident, he will definitely enjoy this stage, but the heart on the left side has been lifted, and he does not dare to fall to the ground for half a minute.
Gao Feng is naturally the same, although he said that he had heard it once, but it was just talking, he had heard it once when he first came to Deyun, and what he could remember in his mind now may not have five sentences.
It's almost the same as a blind hand.
Let's just bite the bullet.
"Thank you! How many people came today......"
Behind the microphone, Guo Degang's first sentence was not finished.
The audience below who was excited immediately answered, "I'm very pleased!" ”
As soon as the audience answered, Guo Degang smiled helplessly, "My word is!" ”
Gao Feng was also happy next to him, "There is nothing I don't know now." ”
"There are those who know me, and there are those who don't!" Guo Degang stretched out his hand to Gao Feng, "I'm different from them!" ”
"What's the difference?"
"They're talking about cross talk."
"And who are you?"
"I'm not talking about cross talk, I'm a military strategist."
In a few words, Guo Degang has a plan to live, very fast, according to the rhythm of cross talk he used to say, there is absolutely no such thing, and he will definitely put a few burdens.
But this is getting more and more messy, so let's just forget it.
Gao Feng doesn't remember much, but he still knows the word strategist, and he has to live immediately if he understands it.
So he began to look at him continuously.
"Who?"
"Me! What do you say? ”
"Yes! As long as you are a military strategist, how can you be reasonable! Gao Feng said, and at the same time, he could see from this voice, it was really a blind and casual reaction from his brain.
"I don't see it, number one military strategist."
Guo Degang stretched out and patted his chest, and after the shooting, he coughed suddenly, Gao Feng laughed, "The military family has this body!" ”
"It's a mess! Great, everyone in the world who does military affairs knows me, and there is no one who doesn't know me, you see my spirit! ”
"You're not in good spirits, you're all gone."
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On stage, the actors performed bit by bit.
Gao Feng is also concentrating, and this concentration also has its own hanging.
When it came to foreign beauties giving money, Guo Degang said very excitedly, "Give me 10 million, can you do this thing?" ”
"Of course I did."
Holding a handkerchief, Guo Degang wiped his sweat and said, "Ten million, this must be exchanged for island currency, I can count to my 80th birthday!" ”
Gao Feng was stunned for a moment, "Are you full of food?" Why change this, if you change it to a steel plate, it can bury you! ”
Hahahahaha!
Sigh~~
The last half of the sentence instantly made the audience happy.
At the same time, it also reflects the high wind resistance.
Tease is not the same.
And Guo Degang didn't expect that there was something here, and turned his head in laughter, "I didn't have a gun, I'll hit you with a wreath in the back!" ”
There was a slight slip of the tongue in this sentence, and the flower basket behind it was a flower basket, and Gao Feng waved his hand when he heard it, "This is also for you to block yourself, do you know?" ”
Speaking of which, the audience below didn't understand it yet, but after a second or two, they instantly understood.
Laughter suddenly came out again.
I couldn't even laugh at it.
Because he took advantage of it here, he smashed Gao Feng with a wreath, and said that Guo Degang was blocking himself, but Gao Feng said that he was his father, don't look at Gao Feng now Si Swenwen, but how can there be a good person in cross talk.
But there are places that are hanging, and there are places where the burden has not been turned over.
Guo Degang said that in order to catch a plane to the United States, he set off a few days in advance, and he usually looked over and said why he was so early.
The one who is funny will say that it is far away, and it is too late, and then tell the little joke of walking away!
But Gao Feng never understood, and in the end, Guo Degang said it himself.
This is the result of not being right, not knowing where to turn over, not knowing where there is something.
However, the skills and experience of the two of them are very powerful, and there is no chaos in the whole field, not to mention that Gao Feng is very good in a few places.
And they said that the actors on the other side were finally about to arrive in Tianjin.
Now there are people on the highway and on the train.
On the way, after the fog cleared.
Wang Yunfei was in the same car with his sister, Li Jing, godfather, Shi Niang and others, and only now did the former understand what he had forgotten before.
Master always felt strange when he went to Tianjin in advance, because he had a premonition that something might happen.
I just didn't think about it.
The first one was a year ahead of schedule, and the second was different.
This time it's a gymnasium!
Who would have thought that fate would be so coincidental.
"I don't know what's going on now, it's seven fifty now!" Yu Qian was very worried in the car, and kept watching the time pass.
"Wang Hai just said that he and Gao Feng just went to the stage, it should be no problem."
Wang Hui told him.
This telling, waiting for people to barely get better, but not much better.
I didn't arrive at the scene, and I was always in a hurry.
At the same time, everyone in the car learned a lesson, and they all thought that the two places were close, so they didn't worry too much, and they could arrive almost at the point.
However, a fog almost killed them.
If there is another performance, it will definitely not be like this, even if it is a day or half a day early.
It can also be regarded as eating a trench and growing a wisdom.
"That's right!"
Yu Qian thought of something again, and looked at Wang Yunfei, "Will Mr. Zhang come over today?" I haven't heard the letter? ”
"I don't know!"
Wang Yunfei shook his head, "When I was trapped just now, I called my grandfather, but he said that he was not in good health, so he thought about whether to go or not."
I haven't moved yet, so I'm afraid I don't want to go. ”