Chapter 300: Qualified Weird Soul Engineer

For being a gardener.

is still a gardener who irrigates weird, Gao Xu is still willing.

So Gao Xu immediately agreed to the doctor's strange inquiry.

A few hours later.

Gao Xu looked at the huge building in front of him and felt a little excited.

"Brother, don't worry, just leave these weirdness to me."

"I'm going to be a good weird soul engineer."

Gao Xu held the doctor's hands and spoke sincerely.

The doctor nodded.

Alas, good brother, I have wronged you.

I will try my best to persuade Tsing Yi again, and I will not let you suffer for too long.

With the doctor's introduction, I recommended it.

Two hours later.

"This is the classroom you're going to teach."

A slightly obese middle-aged man led Gao Xu to the door of a classroom.

Then he smiled and spoke.

"Is this it? Wrap it around me."

Gao Xu waved his hand and opened his mouth nonchalantly.

As Gao Xu took a step, he walked into the classroom.

The classroom was quiet for a moment.

"A human? What is a human doing here?"

"He can't be unaware that we're all weird here, right?"

"That's something to play, I'll bet on Sanmao, he'll soon be scared to pee his pants and get out."

The many weird people below looked at Gao Xu.

There was a bit of schadenfreude in his eyes.

A human who wants to teach so many weirdness.

I'm afraid I don't know how to die, right?

"Don't be afraid, I'm still a very kind person."

"Others call me honest and kind Xiao Langjun, the most conscientious and high-conscience."

In the strange whispers, Gao Xu spoke with a friendly face.

For this sentence, everyone still agrees.

After all, it's not to the extent of being kind enough to be stupid, and it won't come to teach in weird places.

The next moment.

"Well, I have a question for you."

A schoolgirl spoke.

With that, she stood up directly.

As her entire body stood up, her arms suddenly fell to the ground.

Two bloody severed arms fell to the ground, looking terrifying.

"Ah, my hand is off."

"Teacher, you don't mind, do you?"

The female student was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Gao Xu pitifully.

She wanted to see how Gao Xu would react to this strange scene.

It's just that Gao Xu just looked at this scene with a calm face.

Just when these students were stunned.

"It's just a hand off, what's so strange?"

"Who hasn't dropped their hands?"

Gao Xu waved his hand indifferently.

After that, I looked around and met the strange unbelieving eyes.

"Fuss."

"Don't drop your hands, I still take out my heart and wash it every day?"

"After all, in order to ensure that you have a conscience, you must not be contaminated with any sludge in your heart."

Gao Xu said lightly.

With that, he put his hand on his chest.

The next moment.

In the midst of many strange and bewildered eyes.

Gao Xu held a lifelike and still beating heart in his hand.

"See?"

"What's so strange about your hands dropping, isn't this your weird normal operation?"

Gao Xu opened his mouth very contemptuously.

[Resentment from the student +1044]

[Resentment from the student +1815]

[Resentment from the student +2239]

Knowing that we are weird, you are still so calm?

But can ordinary humans pull out their hearts so casually?

You can't be so ruthless, awesome!

"Still trying to scare me?"

Looking at the shocked gaze below, Gao Xu snorted coldly in his heart.

Then, with a nonchalant face, he stuffed his heart back into his chest.

sighed that the production of the system is realistic.

"This is the first time I've taught you, and I'll be serious."

"Listen carefully."

Gao Xu coughed dryly.

"Since we are weird, then we must always abide by the principle of being weird."

"When we meet a Taoist priest in a purple robe, let's not panic, before he uses the Five Thunder Dao Method, the female woman looked at the Taoist priest with an affectionate face and said: Big brother, do you have an appointment? The man is weird, then take off his pants directly, and say, big brother, let's compare and see who pees farther, if you lose, you will take back your Five Thunder Dao Method."

"What if someone recites the mantra? Don't panic, we just take out the stereo and play the soul mantra to him, the sound should be loud, and we must use magic to deal with magic."

"What? You don't have a stereo? Oh, I've got a capsule stereo to take with me, just 998 a piece, just buy it from me later."

"What's the most important thing? Since we are weird, are the moral standards of human society still useful to us? Nope."

"So, we men are weird and have to wear skirts, women are weird, we have to wear no clothes, men have to learn to squat and pee, women have to learn to stand......

Gao Xu stared at the gaze below, and opened his mouth with words.

He talked endlessly, and talked for half an hour, ignoring the increasingly strange gaze below.

During this period, there was also a weird desire to stand up and refute.

But Gao Xu's previous act of pulling out his heart as if nothing had happened scared them.

It's weird that I can't make this move so calmly.

Gao Xu can be so breezy and calm.

This is definitely a ruthless person.

Are you moved by his speech?

Don't dare to move.

"Actually, I have always been very opposed to the measure of mixed bathing between men and women, maliciously opposing the genders, causing differences between men and women."

"We weird must not learn this, we weird want men to be weird and women weird to be the same, where women weird go, we guys weird can also go, do you think that's the truth?"

Gao Xu continued.

The next moment.

As a middle-aged man abruptly walked into the classroom.

Gao Xu glanced at the man.

"Physical education teacher? Oh, the headmaster says you're sick."

"Look***? If you don't accept what the principal said, go to the principal."

Gao Xu said lightly.

[Resentment from Sprinter +54881]

[Resentment from Sprinter +54881]

Damn, you said I was sick.

You don't even blink an eye and say it's the headmaster.

You're really slippery.

......

In the next few hours.

Gao Xu perfectly explained how a qualified weird soul engineer works.

"What are you afraid of when you encounter a supernatural situation? Rush up, put the clothes ***, and tell him that if it's a real man, it's bigger than anyone."

"You're an art teacher? Oh, the headmaster says you're lame."

"We have strange pleasures in helping others, such as taking pity on the Taoist priest, it's not too much to add strength to his exploits, right?"

"Music teacher? The principal said you're hospitalized."

"What's wrong with weirdness? Isn't weird dignified? When we encounter a Taoist priest beating us, we can seek the help of the Spiritual Bureau, the weirdness of Great Xia, and seek the help of the Spiritual Bureau of Great Xia, this

Makes sense, right?"

"Headmaster? Oh, the gym teacher said you were beaten to death."