[Grievance value from the newspaper +65389]

[Grievance value from the newspaper +65389]

I'm standing in front of you like this, and you see how I look like I've been killed?

You don't blink your eyes, stay up to death, I will be the first to disagree without you this year.

The newspaper felt very aggrieved.

Not long ago, Tsing Yi Wei told him that a human was coming, and he would test it.

The newspaper had arranged everything, and wondered how to frighten the man, to see how he could show his fox's tail.

Then, the physical education teacher found him and said that Gao Xu said Principal, you said I was sick.

The bewilderment on the face of the newspaper has not yet dissipated.

Other teachers came to the door again and said Principal, you said I was hospitalized......

In order to prove that this was Gao Xu's pot, and in order to wash away his grievances, the newspaper felt that he wanted to talk to Gao Xu.

And then......

"Headmaster, do you think ***?"

"The gym teacher said you were killed."

"He also said that the images were extremely cruel."

Gao Xu looked at the newspaper's dark and deep face, and opened his mouth curiously.

[Grievance value from the newspaper +65389]

[Grievance value from the newspaper +65389]

Sprinter was standing right next to me.

You can say it without blinking an eye.

Young man, it's okay for ghosts to deceive people, but if people deceive ghosts, should we be a little weaker?

"Don't be afraid, I've just seen the first time a human has taught weirdness."

"I just wanted to come over and see if there were any accidents."

"But I didn't do anything, so you just said that I did everything, isn't it not good?"

After thinking for a moment, the newspaper opened with a smirk.

Hearing this, Gao Xu was stunned for a moment.

It seems to make some sense.

Such a blatant dumping of the pot is too much.

The next moment.

"I heard you, the headmaster said he wasn't what he said."

"Look***? I've only heard about it, and I've heard that it's not illegal, right?"

Gao Xu spread his hands and spoke sincerely.

[Grievance value from the newspaper +65389]

[Grievance value from the newspaper +65389]

[Resentment from Sprinter +54881]

[Resentment from Sprinter +54881]

You're really dripping.

Yo-yos don't have you to slip.

You don't blink your eyes when you open your eyes and talk nonsense, do you?

Don't let me find a chance!

The newspaper thought for a moment with a gloomy face.

Forget it, at least Gao Xu's character is not without gains.

After comforting himself in his heart, the newspaper left with a gloomy face.

Seeing the newspaper leave treacherously, the rest of the weirdness you look at me, I look at you, look at each other for a while, and then have no choice but to leave.

......

In fact, those students watched this scene the whole time.

For Gao Xu's evaluation, they have a little more.

A ruthless man, or a ruthless man who talks nonsense without blinking his eyes.

No wonder as a human being can teach weirdness.

Sure enough, in front of the cattle people, there are no racial barriers.

The students sighed inwardly.

"We just explained the weird principle."

"Now let's talk about the next lesson, about weird survival."

Gao Xu spoke very seriously.

With that, he turned around and wrote the words "Weird Survival Tips" on the blackboard behind him.

When the students were puzzled.

"As a weird, what if I am bullied by a Taoist priest?

Don't panic, we'll complain to the Supernatural Bureau."

"What if the Paranormal Bureau doesn't care about you? Then don't panic, let's use the Five Thunder Dao Method first before the Taoist priest makes a move."

"The first step is to mark the key points of these three words, and if we want to take the test in the future, we must start first."

"For example, if someone wants to kill us, we will take the first step to kill him, and someone will covet our chrysanthemums, and we will blow up his chrysanthemums first......

"If you think about it, you took his way, so is he nowhere to go? Did you win?"

"What? You said you don't know the Five Thunder Dao Method? High-end weirdness, how can there be someone who doesn't know the Five Thunder Dao Method?"

Gao Xu said spittally on the podium.

The more the students below listened, the more confused they became.

Is it weird to know the Five Thunder Dao Method?

Which weird is so high-end?

However, the words "strike first" make sense.

It's to be written down.

The students were thoughtful and ready to write it down.

The next moment.

"Little Love, Siri, Little Art, Little Ou ......"

Gao Xu opened his mouth with a faint gaze.

Just when the students were stunned and didn't understand what it meant.

"Yes."

"I'm here."

One by one, synthetic sounds sounded.

[Resentment from the student +1044]

[Resentment from the student +1815]

[Resentment from the student +2239]

You're not a special thing!

With a frustrated look on the faces of the students, they took out their mobile phones and gave them to Gao Xu.

After estimating it, I felt that according to the scrap iron sales, Huang Da's chicken legs tonight had fallen.

"You can't blame me for that."

"You were careless, I told you to strike first."

"You're still so careless, then I'll strike first, is he too much? Not too much."

Gao Xu opened his mouth with a smile on his face.

......

"As we all know, weirdness is a high-protein food."

"In the "Compendium of Materia Medica", it is written, weird, high in protein, delicious in meat, wonderful in taste, it is a rare delicacy, fried and eaten crispy, fried and delicious......

"So, as a weird, we have to protect ourselves when we're out and about."

"Not only to guard against the Taoists, but also to guard against the humans who have bad intentions for us, because you never know when you will be captured by the humans."

"But if you do, I mean, you don't have to panic."

"Since he wants to eat us, then we will make him unable to eat us, if there is a condition, just find a dung pit to swim through, if there is no condition, you will look at the human being pitifully and say, big brother, I have AIDS."

"But this method is a palliative but not a cure, so for the sake of safety, we still need to have a piece of on hand."

"Out of duty and a strong sense of justice in my heart, I discussed it with Huang Da, wait for the end of class, each of you will take a piece of back from it, of course, the number is limited, each person can only take a piece of, but the cost is necessary, after all, it is not free to, it also requires a lot of effort, so everyone will pay 998."

"As long as you carry it with you and pour it on your head when you encounter a human, you will not be caught and eaten by a malicious human."

"Trust me, I'm a professional, I won't lie to you."

Gao Xu stood on the podium and spoke reasonably.

As he said this, his face was full of seriousness.