Chapter 302: The Pen Immortal felt very uncomfortable

Many of the students below were not convinced at first.

After all, they didn't last long though.

But I've never heard of a human being eating weird.

But Gao Xu reasoned and talked about the process of various strange delicacies from the "Compendium of Materia Medica".

He also quoted the classics and took out the poems of his predecessors that said that they were weird, how delicious and delicious.

With the expression on Gao Xu's face, it was quite sincere.

So, everyone was weird.

No way? So it's so hard to be a weird one?

Not only must you avoid the Taoist priest, but you must always be careful not to be caught and eaten.

But Mr. Gao is so caring, he still thinks of us, and he goes to discuss with Huang Da and let him for us.

It also allows us to take it with us and prevent accidents.

He's really, I'm crying to death......

As Gao Xu spoke on the podium for several hours.

The students wrote down for hours.

It was getting close to evening.

"Let's take notes of today's content, and I'm going to check and memorize it tomorrow."

"Tomorrow I'll teach you how to be a high-end weird." :

"Oh, since you're students, you should look like a little student, even if the male is weird, how can the female weird not wear jk? If you wear JK, you have to have hey silk."

"Remember to change it tomorrow."

Gao Xu slapped the podium with his hand and spoke with a serious face.

......

Two hours later.

In a separate apartment specially arranged for him.

"Boss, come on, I'm starting a group!"

"Last time, you don't hook Luban, do you mean to hook a white one?"

Gao Xu gave Huang Da in front of him a roll of his eyes.

As Huang Da put down his mobile phone, he wanted to accuse Gao Xu with righteous words.

"What do you think they're going to do to test me this time?"

Gao Xu said thoughtfully.

"I guess it's the same as the previous ones."

"A woman's vigilance is strong, boss, you understand."

Huang Da thought for a moment.

"Then you say, since this was the only school in the village before."

"Will there be some records that have survived?"

Gao Xu said as he spoke, and a ray of light appeared in his eyes.

An hour later.

Gao Xu walked out of the gate and walked in a certain direction.

One of the weirdos who had been watching him was stunned.

I still want to find a chance, but he came out on his own?

But why come out so late?

The strange puzzle thought until he saw Gao Xu walking towards a girls' dormitory.

The strange man suddenly realized.

Sure enough, when I went out at half past two in the morning, I didn't do anything good.

Sneaking into the girls' dormitory in the middle of the night, phew!

Just as the weird man pondered whether to fight the demon spirit and catch this LP or follow him in.

Gao Xu suddenly turned to the side and walked towards the public toilet.

[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]

[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]

What's the matter, it's a girls' dormitory in front of you, you don't go in, you go to the toilet?

Do you eat oil cakes?

And you, a big man, came to the women's bathroom, are you disgusting?

I'm a pervert who thinks you're perverted, phew!

Just when the pen fairy felt a chill in his heart.

"What's more exciting than coming to the women's bathroom at half past two in the morning to poop?"

"It's all about the most primitive excitement."

Gao Xu opened the door of the women's toilet and spoke excitedly.

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[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]

Can you lychee a little?

Do you still have branches?

But it seems to make some sense, huh?

Like, is there really a little bit of excitement?

Bixian frowned, a little thoughtful.

"Bang!"

It wasn't until the sound of the door closing that the pen fairy came back to his senses.

Why do you want this?

He's all in, let's finish the task first!

The pen fairy, who had made up his mind, pondered for a moment.

......

Ten minutes later.

"Is born with the fate of pulling it out?"

Gao Xu was thinking about philosophical questions.

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[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]

Bi Xian felt that he had made something wrong to let him hear this?

You said this sentence with such a deep face, are you disgusting?

Besides, if the doesn't come out, do you still want to eat it?

Just as the pen fairy was thinking, should he stay away from this pervert, so as not to be infected.

The next moment.

"! There's no paper!"

Gao Xu's exclamation sounded.

The pen fairy was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes lit up.

There is a chance.

Thereupon.

Under Gao Xu's gaze, a hand reached out from the gap in the door, holding a roll of toilet paper.

"Is this what you want?"

Then, a hearty laugh rang out.

Just when the pen fairy wanted to appreciate the horror on Gao Xu's face.

Gao Xu was stunned for a moment.

"No, why is it a male voice?"

"This is the women's bathroom, am I going wrong?"

Gao Xu looked at the ball of toilet paper and opened his mouth in confusion.

[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]

[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]

You all know that this is a women's bathroom, how did you say this so reasonably?

I'm afraid that others won't know that you're in the women's bathroom, right?

You're a big man in the women's bathroom, and you're still proud, aren't you?

Just one word, disgusting!

He cursed a few words in his heart, and the pen fairy thought about it.

"Bad, brother, we're all men, you know."

The pen fairy pretended to smile obscenely and opened his mouth with a smile.

"That's right."

"It turned out to be a fellow believer."

Gao Xu nodded in realization.

Then, the hand takes the toilet paper.

Just when the pen fairy was about to take advantage of this time to change his painting style.

"That's not right, how is it toilet paper?"

"Brother, real men use sandpaper directly."

"You can't do this, how old you are and still use toilet paper, tsk."

Gao Xu opened his mouth with a look of disgust.

[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]

[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]

Gan!

All you get is sandpaper?

Is the standard of a real man so outrageous?

"Brother, actually, I usually use sandpaper."

"But I'm in a hurry to go out today, so I brought toilet paper, so you're going to use it?"

"Don't worry, it won't affect your image as a real man."

scolded in his heart, and a reluctant smile appeared on the face of the pen fairy.

The pen fairy felt very uncomfortable.

Although he is weird, he is not as perverted as this person.

I entered the women's toilet at half past two in the morning and used sandpaper to wipe the drum.

This perversion is enough to press the weird to the ground and rub it.

It's even more uncomfortable.

You know he's perverted.

You'll have to put on a fake smile to echo him.

"Is that so? Okay."

"But wait a minute, I'll finish my dinner first."

Gao Xu was stunned for a moment.

nodded, and then spoke slowly.

[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]

[Resentment from the pen fairy +63455]