"Uncle Zuo, Aunt Xie; Then here we go. Wei Chixue said to Uncle Zuo with a smile.

"Hmmm! Let's go, in fact, the creeps are not those kind of people. Uncle Zuo had to kindly remind Wei Chixue of the awakening.

"I know, I don't know him yet? He didn't dare to talk to other female creatures. Wei Chixue said with a smile.

Then, the three of us got out of the community under the eyes of Uncle Zuo and went two cars and parted ways; Wei Chixue and I went back to the two-story building I rented near Normal University, while Li Changqing returned to the fortune-telling hall alone.

"So you still have a place here!" Wei Chixue said with a smile: "Say, do you often bring your little sister here to play happily?" Or is it with Hu Fang'er to come here and me? ”

"I'll go, daughter-in-law, what are you talking about! I swear to God, I only have you in my heart, how can there be another woman? I argued.

"Cut, I said you hid it, you hid it; If you dare to quibble, will I beat you to believe it or not? Ulikeyuki threatened me, then pushed open the door and walked in.

", daughter-in-law! Even if you are angry with me again, you don't need to take this innocent door to vent your anger, right? I said as I looked at the door lock that had been twisted by Ulike Snow.

"Who told you not to tell me the truth?" Ulikeyuki's voice came from the living room.

"Who did I recruit and provoke!" I closed the door and walked into the living room and said, "Everything I say is the truth, the truth!" I swear. ”

At this time, Wei Chixue was watching TV with a drink in her hand, and she didn't pay any attention to my **.

"Hey, I said, why don't you believe me?" I said helplessly.

"I didn't!" Wei Chixue paused and said, "Silly you? You don't want to think about it either; If I hadn't believed you, you would have been beaten to death by me, would you still be standing here and talking to me? Amuse. ”

"Uh." I nodded stunned, as if that was the case.

Still, it's special; Beat me to death! How much hatred does it take for the hell to do such a cruel and inhumane thing?

"What, daughter-in-law! Don't worry, I won't be sorry for you if I kill me. I said with three fingers up.

"That's good! If I find out that you are secretly raising Xiaomi or something, I will break your legs and castrate you, and then chop off your little brother and feed my rhubarb. Wei Chixue said with a wrinkled nose.

"No, wait! I can understand you breaking my legs; Tell me who your rhubarb is first? I asked.

"Of course it's Ben Daisen." Suddenly, a large yellow dog emerged from behind the couch.

"Vozhi, goblins?" I squinted at the big yellow dog and kicked it out, right on the head.

"Wang Bing, what do you want to do? I'm Wong Tai Sin. The big yellow dog hurriedly got up and said.

"Wong Tai Sin? Are you rhubarb? Made, why didn't you say it earlier! I kicked you even hard. I glanced at the rhubarb and said, "Fortunately, Firefall is not in my hands, otherwise you would have been hacked to death by me and eaten by the stewed dog meat by now." ”

"Made, you two are so wild!" Rhubarb jumped on the coffee table as he spoke, sat on the coffee table and said, "Since I was sent to Chongqing by courier, you two have disappeared, and I have been looking for you for half a year before I found out that you rented a house here." ”

"You said that you, as a dog, don't go to a female dog to give birth to a few cubs, what are you doing here with the two of us?" I looked at Wong Tai Sin puzzled and said.

"Alas, you don't understand! Although I can even do a lion when I go out now, isn't that without a sense of superiority? Rhubarb gave me a look: "Who am I?" The Huang family, one of the five immortal families in the northeast! Can I go out and be with those brutes who don't even have intelligence? ”

"No matter how good you are, aren't you still a brute?" Wei Chixue grinned disdainfully.

"Little girl, it used to be my rhubarb, oh no; During my Huang Da injury, my strength was less than half, I couldn't beat you, I wasn't your opponent, I admit it; But now that I'm recovering, as long as Wang Bing doesn't do anything, you're not necessarily my opponent now. Rhubarb raised his dog's head and said proudly.

"Really?" Wei Chixue raised her eyelids and asked.

"You can try it!" After Da Huang finished speaking, he turned his head and said to me: "Wang Bing, Brother Bing!" Don't make a move, see how I bully this little girl. ”

"Are you sure you won't let me do it?" I asked, smiling.

"That's right! As long as you don't make a move, she will only be abused by me. Rhubarb nodded resolutely.

Then rhubarb exuded a faint black demonic aura;

To be honest, I might have been afraid of these demonic qi before, but now I won't even be defeated by fighting green-eyed zombies, so this level of demonic energy will naturally not be in my eyes, but I still want to see how Wei Chixue copes.

"Yes, little yellow! You're good! It's a lot of progress. Wei Chixue glanced at Rhubarb lightly.

Then, the eyes are slightly closed; When I opened it again, a pair of eyes had turned blood-red, and the corpse qi on my body swept away like a stormy wave, and even I, a bystander, broke out in a cold sweat behind my back.

Then, this corpse qi was instantly retracted by Wei Chixue, and the blood-red eyes also changed back to their normal color.

On the other hand, Rhubarb, which was directly frightened by Wei Chixue, pulled a bubble of on the coffee table, and its four legs couldn't stop shivering.

"He... He.. His grandmother's, red-eyed... Red-eyed zombies? Rhubarb stammered at me and said, "You... How.. No.. Didn't tell me sooner? ”

"Didn't I ask if you needed my help?" I said with a smile.

"Who the fuck knows who you're working with? I thought you were going to do it with me. Rhubarb said with his tongue out.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense to Lao Tzu, go and clean the coffee table for me, and then sell it; And then use the money to buy a new one for Lao Tzu! Otherwise, I will skin you and eat dog meat." I threatened.

"Damn, I'm messing with someone!" Rhubarb muttered and jumped off the coffee table and limped out the door.

"Little soldier, you go and clean up this shit for me, he affects me to watch TV, I am in a bad mood when I am in a bad mood, and I like to beat people when I am in a bad mood." Wei Chixue said domineeringly: "You can do it yourself." ”

"Wow!" I answered, and it took me thirty minutes to clean the coffee table thoroughly.

Oh yes, I even went out to a supermarket more than 300 meters away to buy a bottle of air freshener.