"Hmmm! It's very fragrant. Wei Chixue took a hard breath and said, "You did a good job!" This dead dog, when he comes back, I have to chop off his dog's head, and dare to in front of me, and even pull on the table. ”

As soon as Wei Chixue's words fell, there was a loud bang outside the door.

I turned my head and saw Rhubarb lying on the ground struggling;

It turned out that this grandson heard that Wei Chixue was going to chop off his head, so he turned his head and ran, but he hit the door at once, which can be regarded as retribution.

"Rhubarb, where do you want to go? Come here! Ulikeyuki shouted.

"Eh, here we are! What's the matter with Grandma? Rhubarb ran over wagging his tail.

At this time, Rhubarb looked like a good dog, and the look just now that he said that he wanted to teach Wei Chixue a lesson, it was like two dogs, oh no, it was like two dogs.

"It's not a big deal, but unfortunately I broke the lock today; You're tired of squatting at the door all night to watch the door! You're a dog anyway. You tell me? Wei Chixue said with a smile.

"Okay, that's my forte!" Rhubarb snorted in excitement, and then squatted obediently in the doorway.

Seeing rhubarb's cheapness, I couldn't help but think of Li Changqing.

"Daughter-in-law, why do you say this rhubarb is so similar to that kid in Changqing." I laughed.

"Maybe the two of them were brothers in their last life!" Wei Chi Xuejiao smiled.

"Okay, I won't tell you; I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep! With that, Wei Chixue casually walked to a room.

"Zombies get sleepy too?" I wondered.

Hearing this, Wei Chixue glanced at me, and instead of answering my question, he stuck out his tongue and asked, "This house is not haunted, is it?" ”

"Don't make a fuss, you're still afraid of ghosts? It's good that ghosts aren't afraid of you. "I gave Wei Chixue a blank look.

After saying that, I shouted to the rhubarb at the door: "Rhubarb, you must watch the door!" I'm going to sleep too. ”

"Grass, you really use the dog master as a gatekeeper!" Rhubarb scolded.

Hearing Rhubarb's words, I didn't get angry, but laughed and pinched the trick and said: "The way of heaven is clear, the earth is peaceful, the humanity is quiet, the three talents are one, the mixed world, the gods return to their fate, ten thousand swords accompany them, and the demon star will be retreated forever." ”

Then, fifteen swords appeared around me.

"Rhubarb, please repeat what you just said!" I said with a smile.

"Master Bing, go to sleep! Rest assured, as long as I'm here, I promise that not even a fly will be released. Rhubarb said righteously.

"That's pretty much it." I smiled cheaply and said, "Otherwise, I will use a sword trick to kill you." ”

After threatening the rhubarb, I twisted my ass and went into the house to sleep.

Lying bored in bed, I stared at the ceiling blankly, and I really didn't feel sleepy at all.

Then, I rolled over from the bed, sat up, and knocked on Ulikeyuki's door with my shoes on.

"Bing? Do you have something to do with me if you don't sleep in the middle of the night? Wei Chixue looked at me with a tired expression.

"Yes, I'll get something!" So saying, I lifted my foot and walked into her house.

Who knew that as soon as I lifted my foot, one foot was already kicked on my stomach.

"Damn, what are you doing?" I looked at Wei Chixue puzzled: "Why are you kicking me?" Did I recruit you again or did I mess with you? ”

"You still ask me? You don't sleep honestly in the middle of the night and still want to come into my room to get something? Say! What exactly do you want to do? Wei Chixue looked at me with a wary expression.

"I just want to get a book! It's in the bedside table in your room. I said, clutching my stomach.

"Books? What kind of book? Wei Chixue asked with a look of disbelief.

"The Mountain." I rubbed my stomach and said.

"Okay, I'll go in and get it for you, don't come in! Otherwise, I don't promise I won't kill you. After Wei Chixue finished speaking, she turned around and walked into the house.

Five minutes later, Wei Chixue walked out with a book in her hand that had already yellowed the cover and looked extremely quaint; And there is only one big "mountain" on the cover of the book.

"This is the Book of Mountains?" Ulike Xue said as she threw the book to me.

"That's right! Here it is. I nodded, "But don't underestimate this book; Strictly speaking, the Taoism recorded in this book is actually not much worse than my trickery, and even surpasses it. ”

After speaking, I looked at Wei Chixue and said, "Do you believe it?" ”

"You believe it? I don't believe it anyway! Wei Chixue shook her head: "To be honest, I've never seen anyone whose Dao skills can be as perverted as your tricks, I won't say much about dealing with evil spirits, and I can also deal with those beasts." ”

"Haha, you're still too naïve! Go to sleep. With that, I smiled, took the book, and turned back to my room.

When I got back to my room, I sat cross-legged on the bed and flipped through the book "The Mountain"!

Seriously, I've actually read the "Mountain" book several times, but each time I have a deeper understanding! That's why I told Wei Chixue that the Taoism in the book "Mountain" is no worse than my trickery.

Moreover, in the book "Mountain", what I value most is not the content of the spells, but the Taoist technique of the innate gossip edict; The fifth edict of this Dao technique, I can't use it anyway.

After reading it for a while, I felt that it was just a little bit of content when I flipped through it; It didn't really help me well.

I just don't look at it! After dropping the book on the bedside table, I lay down on the bed and fell asleep with my eyes closed.

The next day, a rapid cell phone rang.

"Tamad, you won't be allowed to sleep early in the morning, who the hell is calling the soul!" I cursed and hung up.

After a while, the phone rang again.

"Made! Who is it? I didn't even look at it, and then asked.

"It's me!" Zhang Tian's voice came out of the phone.

"Oh, it's you! What's wrong with the big boss? Missed me? I laughed.

"The Chixiao Sword has been stolen." Zhang Tian said lightly.

"What?" I instantly fell asleep and jumped up directly from the bed: "Chixiao Sword lost? How did you lose it? ”

"This matter is a bit complicated, you should come to Longhu Mountain! Let me tell you more about it. Zhang Tian said.

"Okay, I'll be right over!" With that, I hung up.

By the time I got dressed and walked out of the room, Wei Chixue was already sitting cross-legged on the sofa watching TV.

"Where are you going? Burning the ass? Look at you monkey rush like that. Ulike Xue laughed.

"The Chixiao Sword is lost." I said with an ugly face.

"What?" Hearing that the Chixiao Sword was lost, Wei Chixue also sat up immediately: "Who told you?" When was this? Do you know who took it? ”

"How do I know when, it was Zhang Tian who called me to tell me." I said.