Chapter 213: It's easy to learn badly
After eating, Jian Heng was a little itchy, and wanted to go over to see what this old liar did to do it, of course, the more Jian Heng thought in his heart that this old man was an old liar, but the more this was the case, the more Jian Heng wanted to see how this old man deceived people, and how to realize what the old man said to help him make money mentally.
The human heart is sometimes like this, curiosity kills cats.
It's still the beauty on the side, of course, the beauty is still followed by a very unconscious little tail.
But even with this little tail, Jian Heng has to know how to cherish the beauties around him, no matter what, the emotional intelligence of a relationship must be enough. What's more, now the beautiful woman is holding her neck, and her smooth and tender face with an indescribable fragrance is leaning on her shoulder, looking moistened by love.
In this situation now, it's not easy for a normal man who knows a little bit of interest to do such a bad thing, not to mention, it's very likely to develop to that or something tonight, and it was a little bit of a toss last time, and if you can have a result today, wouldn't it be much better than watching an old guy?
Although he thought so in his heart and kept hinting at himself like this, Jian Heng still had some thoughts in his heart from time to time, wanting to see what kind of ability the old guy had.
What a dilemma! Jian Heng couldn't help but think in his heart, quite a bit of a fish and a bear's paw can't have both.
Thinking in his heart, it was inevitable that his face would show it, this was purely a subconscious performance, and Jian Heng didn't deliberately control it, because now Damai's attention is all on TV.
Originally, the expression at this moment was not a big deal, but it was captured by wheat.
Wheat, who was playing with Pooh and Denver, seemed to suddenly raise his head, and immediately noticed the expression on Jian Heng's face, and instantly opened his mouth and asked a little dissatisfied: "What's wrong?" Does it make you feel bad with Alison, and why is there such an expression? ”
After speaking, he also restored the expression he had just now to Jian Heng.
“……!” It's not that Jian Heng doesn't want to go back, but thinking that tonight's sexual happiness has to count on this little sister-in-law, Jian Heng endured it again, and said in his heart: I don't have the same knowledge as her, everything will wait until tonight!
"What's the matter, you seem to have something on your mind?" Big Mac raised her head slightly, she also sensed that her lover was a little absent-minded today, so she asked softly.
Hearing Damai's question, Jian Heng opened his mouth and said, "Today's old ...... Lao Dao came out of the house, saying that he was going to teach others how to adjust the breath at night in the drill room, I felt a little curious! ……”。
Swish!
Before Jian Heng could finish speaking, Wheat suddenly stood up from the floor and shouted at Jian Heng and asked, "Why didn't you say it earlier!" Now I think he's very powerful, he hasn't eaten these days, and when I saw him just now, I couldn't see anything strange at all......".
"If you don't eat for a few days, you won't starve to death, how did you take nature classes when you were young, a person who just drinks water seems to be able to last for a week at most, isn't it unusual to skip meals these days?" Jian Heng said.
Where is Wheat in the mood to talk to Jian Heng about any messy nature class at this time, to be honest, she doesn't know what nature class is at all, and now Wheat's heart is all gathered on what Jian Heng said that the old man is going to teach, and she is not in the mood to notice anything else at all.
I have to say that foreigners seem to have a natural interest in Chinese kung fu, especially Mai has heard Jian Heng boast that he is from Taoism, and he also fills in Taoism in his religious beliefs. Originally, he was full of curiosity about Jian Heng's strange skills, so his interest in the medicine old man who claimed to be from Taoism also rose invisibly.
Now I heard that the old man of medicine is going to teach him to adjust and inhale in the gymnastics, where can he still sit.
"Allison, shall we go and have a look?" Wheat looked at her sister expectantly.
Big Barley naturally wanted to take a look, in fact, the two sisters' curiosity about the old man was almost the same, and sometimes Jian Heng even suspected that the two sisters were using the same heart.
Hearing her sister say this, Alison nodded and got up from Jian Heng's arms.
"Together, together!" This time, Jian Heng solved all the problems, and stood up with a smile.
Wheat didn't pay attention to Jian Heng, but just said to Damai: "I think Mr. Yao is very powerful?" ”
"What's so powerful, maybe he brought food in his bag when he entered the room, and you can't see it anyway when he hides in the house, he should eat and drink, and now he comes out with a red face, that is, you are so deceitful, a clever person like me will not fall for him!" Jian Heng said.
Wheat glanced at Jian Heng and said: "When Mr. Yao entered the house, he didn't bring anything, all the bags were placed in Zhang's house, and the only one that was brought into the house was a cup, and the door was not closed during the whole process, no matter who passed by, he could be seen sitting like this."
After speaking, I deliberately mourned at any time.
Speaking of which, Wheat also took a Taoist meditation pose.
Jian Heng didn't notice this, and now when he heard Mai say this, he muttered softly: The old guy is punishable!
Hearing the old man's style, Jian Heng didn't know that the old man did it on purpose, no wonder he didn't show up for a few days, and his feelings have been brewing for this big drama that came out today.
Thinking of this, Jian Heng began to wonder why this hometown went straight to the side of several actors as soon as it came out?
"Are you leaving?"
Mai saw that Jian Heng was obviously a little distracted, so he opened his mouth and asked.
"Let's go, let's go!" Jian Heng smiled and followed behind the two sisters and picked up their coats.
Walking to the door, Jian Heng's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration, and he suddenly blurted out: "Damn!" ”
Jian Heng's sentence was in Chinese, even if it was so, it still attracted the attention of the two sisters, although the two sisters did not understand Chinese, but Jian Heng said it so loudly, how could the two not look at him.
"Holy!" Wheat followed Jian Heng and learned a sentence.
Hearing this sentence of wheat, Jian Heng couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, because she used to teach her to speak Chinese, her accent is called a strange ah, but these two words I rely on, the sound is not too standard, if only these two words are spoken, Jian Heng doubts that she can go on stage at half past seven in the evening to be an announcer.
In order to confirm her pronunciation, Jian Heng asked again.
Now whether it's barley or wheat, I rely on the same standard pronunciation of these two words.
"Read with me, big official!" The first half of Jian Heng's sentence is English, and the word of the big official is the authentic Chinese pronunciation.
"Ta Guanglen!" Wheat followed.
"Daguang people!" Barley also followed.
The pronunciation of the two sisters also made Jian Heng feel that his laughing hole was gently poked, but fortunately, Jian Heng was in the United States, and he was used to the strange tone of foreigners, that is, the corners of his mouth turned up.
After laughing, his mind turned, and he just wanted to teach something more, when he suddenly heard a word come out of Big Barley's mouth, which made Jian Heng dumbfounded.
"Day you x!" Big Mac said triumphantly.
There seems to be a little bit of unfinished wheat here,
"What did you say?" Jian Heng's whole person seemed to be petrified, and he was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses and asked wheat with a frown.
If it were a man, now Jian Heng would be about to stretch out his fist and beat someone.
The pronunciation of these words is the same as the previous sentence, which is particularly standard.
Big Mac opened his mouth and said with a kind of smugness: "We learned from Zhao, we heard him say a sentence from time to time, happy and unhappy, and today I heard him say this word, so I asked him what it meant, and he told us that it was a tone of greeting particle, which means that he has a good relationship with other people's mothers!" ”
"......" Jian Heng suddenly didn't know what to say about Zhao Changshan.
Jian Heng couldn't figure it out, but as far as this sentence itself was concerned, it could indeed be said to be a tone word for Zhao Changshan. Most of the time it's not swearing, it's a way for him to express his emotions.
This is a bit like F*K on Lao Mei's side, sometimes it's not scolding, you can express your helplessness, you can also express your anger, in short, this word has a different tone, different moods to say, can express different meanings.
"Next time you see a Chinese, don't say it again, because it's very rude! It belongs to the curse words" Jian Heng didn't want his girlfriend to greet someone's mother when she met a Chinese or Chinese, so she began to slowly explain to the two sisters that this sentence was scolding.
As soon as the two sisters heard that this meant a super-friendly relationship with someone else's mother, they immediately understood, such similar words to scolding people, and now there are similar words in English, and Jian Heng can't figure out whether this is from Chinese English, anyway, Chinese English has made a great contribution to enriching the English vocabulary.
However, the two sisters were not embarrassed, but asked with great interest: "Teach us a few more words, Chinese swearing!" The kind that is particularly dirty".
Jian Heng listened to it and thought about it for a while, and especially wanted to know if the two sisters learned to scold people very quickly, so he opened his mouth and began to teach the two sisters, what your sister, me x your grandmother, x your uncle.
After a while, Jian Heng once again felt that his brain was not enough, and remembered an old Chinese saying: It is not easy to learn well, but it is not easy to learn badly in an instant.
The sisters seem to be very talented at learning Chinese swearing, teaching a word three times at most, and they can quickly master it, and they are also the kind of interest, and after a few exercises there is not much difference from the Chinese pronunciation.
"Day * brother! That's swearing too, right? ”
Wheat will actually make a difference, although this is a bit of a matter of course.