Chapter 10 It is better to meet by chance
Li Yong took out the small notebook in his arms, wrote a farewell letter to Li Dazhui and his wife, so that they didn't need anything, and when he broke into the famous hall, he would definitely come back to pick them up, Li Yong thought that he was very chic and left Lijia Village, where he had lived for more than a month, with a huge amount of money from the killer, and walked to Xintiandi outside, Li Yong had already planned the route, first went to Chang'an, to see this once historical city, but in the absence of any map, Li Yong could only move forward by asking for directions, and he could have arrived in Chang'an in a week on horseback. But the miser Li Yong asked a good horse to ask for a hundred taels, a good point is dozens of taels, so he decisively took the No. 11 bus, he walked for a full month to Changle Township outside Chang'an City, this is the fief of Emperor Li Er's favorite eldest princess, but the naΓ―ve Li Yong didn't know this, holding a water tank to drink a cow, passers-by were curious to see this person dressed like a beggar holding the water tank to drink water.
"Hah...... I'm thirsty to death, I already knew it was good to buy a horse, hey, fellow, may I ask ......"
Li Yong hasn't asked the onlookers next to him where this is, how far is it from Chang'an, how should Chang'an go, the onlookers have been smoked away by the strong 82-year-old sour smell on his body, and when he left, he kept fanning his hands and saying that it stinks, Li Yong was hit, does it stink?
"Woohoo...... Gross, it really stinks, it's too top. β
Li Yong hurriedly covered his face to find the river, the so-called calamity is not a single line, Li Yong did not look at the road and ran around, and when he heard a horse calling, and then saw a white horse jumping high, the bowl mouth and big hooves were both raised.
"What a handsome horse, I'm ......"
Li Yong, a vicious dog snatched feces to avoid the tragedy of not being trampled to death by a white horse, Li Yong turned over and scolded with his head and face.
"Can you ride a horse? I almost trampled on Lao Tzu to death, and I told you, losing money. β
"Bold!"
Li Yong was so drunk, it was even more inflammatory, I wanted to come to Chang'an to show my strength, who knew that in order to save money, walking Chang'an, still lost on the road, walked for a month and did not reach Chang'an, just almost trampled to death by this break, Li Yong looked at the boy on horseback and his age, wearing a head is gold and jade, at first glance is a rich man, the clothes on his body are silk, the collar is also inlaid with gold wire, the waist belt is a white jade ring belt, there are two emerald jade pendants hanging here on both sides, and the feet wear shoes made of deerskin, Although this noble son's skin is fairer than a woman, this face is even more beautiful than a woman, with thin willow eyebrows, seductive Danfeng eyes, and that charming cherry mouth, I really want my life, oh no, what am I thinking, this is a man, it's not that I have a problem with my sexual orientation, yes, it must be, it's this damn shemale who looks too much like a woman, I won't lie to your master and your surname today, Li Yong didn't know that in front of him was the famous Changle princess Li Liqing, the same as her surname.
"Big your meow's guts, look at your bright and beautiful body, it turns out that your heart is so vicious, not to mention people's lives, but also to beat a rake, I tell you, today's matter is not over with you, if you don't compensate me, we will go to see the government."
"You ......"
"What are you, this thing is touching me, if it wasn't for it, usually you are so rampage, and it's a sin to step on those flowers and plants."
"You bastard......"
"Am I a bastard? You're the bastard, or the rotten egg, the loose egg, the hairy egg, the turtle bastard. β
"You...... You bastard......"
Where did the princess Changle of the lady of the sky learn these foul words, back and forth on you bastard, what Li Yong said was that he almost spit blood and pulled out his sword to kill, fortunately, when Li Yong scolded Princess Changle Zhenghuan, an obese noble son rode a black horse and came from behind, Li Yong looked at it, and scolded in his heart, fuck, a pig riding on a horse? Are you dazzled by hunger? Li Yong wiped his eyes, it turned out to be a fat man, he startled himself, and muttered on his lips.
"Fortunately, I was dazzled for a while, and I really thought that the pig was riding a horse."
Although his muttering voice was small, Princess Changle and the fat boy in black who were riding on the horse could hear it.
"Poof, hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, second brother, hahaha......"
Li Yong looked at Princess Changle who was smiling on horseback and leaning back and said.
"It turns out that the whole family has a sick brain, and they don't bother to pay attention to you."
Before Li Lizhi could react, Li Yong had already left, Li Tai shrugged his shoulders lively, and said to Li Yong that he was a pig, Li Tai had secretly written it down, and then arranged for someone to find out this stinky Huazi and break his leg, Li Yong didn't know that he had offended the Li family in Longxi, and now he had offended the second prince Li Tai, Li Yong finally found a river outside the city, and hurriedly stripped off his clothes and plunged into the water, and the soap he took away from home was almost used up by him, Li Yong carefully cleaned his body called Hanako inside and out, Then he cleaned the beggar robe that he Hong Qigong taught him, and after the clothes dried, he picked up the long hair that was cleaned, and then tied a branch with a strip of cloth to fix it, he really couldn't stand the Tang Dynasty's head, and he still wore a hat with long hair on a hot day, and he saw the hell if he didn't have prickly heat, Li Yong still likes this kind of bun crown to be cool, Li Yong looks like although the clothes are tattered, but after cleaning, with a unique bun outfit, it will not make people look down, but he feels that he has a kind of knowledge, Li Yong is a handsome man with a white face in the Tang Dynasty, but he is a big sunny boy, Li Yong wandered around the city for a while and felt hungry, so he found the best restaurant in the city, called market research, in fact, I want to treat myself, by the way to taste the local food, Fei Hongju is the most famous restaurant in the local area, Li Yongchong also has to go to see the name, maybe what historical store, when I see Fei Hongju, the three-storey ancient building is presented in front of Li Yong, Li Yong sighed the greatness of the ancients, In the absence of modern mechanization and cement concrete foundation, to build such a three-story building, is really amazing, Li Yong walked into Feihongju with the footsteps of six relatives who did not recognize, the shopkeeper saw that he was dressed in tatters, and was about to drive Li Yong out, Li Yong's faint floral fragrance made the well-informed shopkeeper brake suddenly, and immediately showed the kind of underwhelming face that wanted Li Yong to slap in the past.
"How many of you are please?"
"Blind, you don't see me alone, can you see things that people can't see with your yin and yang eyes?"
"That's not what I mean, guest officer......"
"That's not what it means, what do you mean? You mean that I eat with ghosts. β
"Not ......"
"This son's mouth is still so eloquent."
"Shemale? Why are you here? β
"You bastard......"
"Guest officer, please pay attention, this is our distinguished guest, if you don't eat at the small shop, please leave."
The so-called stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, when the scene was about to get out of control, the shopkeeper of Feihongju appeared in time, smiled and said to Li Yong, Li Yong was embarrassed to find fault, but it was uncomfortable to hold the fire like this, so when he turned around and was about to leave, he said that Li Lizhi drew his sword and rushed downstairs to make Li Yong's blood splash on the spot.
"I ate it, I thought it was a good store, it turned out to be a ladyboy nest."
Li Li angrily pulled out the sword beside her on the spot, and Li Tai next to him hurriedly grabbed her sister who was in a rage, and he was very curious about Li Yong.
"This boy is very interesting, can you enjoy the face and have a drink together?"
"It's better to meet by chance, even if you drink, it's still okay to eat."