"Shameless, huh!"

"I don't care about you, if I talk crookedly, I will strip you naked and sell you to the duck shop to make ducks."

"You dare?"

Li Li's willow eyebrows were raised, and she stood up angrily, although she didn't know what a duck shop was and what a duck was, but it was definitely not a good word in this man's mouth, Li Tai hurriedly pulled her sister who was angry and quickly drew her sword to sit down, and played a round.

"Big brother, I'm sorry, my younger brother is young and ignorant, please forgive me......"

Before Li Tai finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Yong's voice.

"You're the eldest brother, your whole family is the eldest brother, if you can't speak, don't talk nonsense, and the eldest brother, I'm bah."

Li Tai was also stunned by Li Yong's squirting of his head and face, why doesn't this guy know what to do, it's a dog, catch whoever bites whom, Li Yong sprayed this Li Tai brother and sister, the chopsticks in his hand never stopped, one after another exquisite delicacies into his mouth, it was simply a cow chewing peonies, the whole starving ghost was reincarnated, Li Tai and Li Lizhi were also stunned by Li Yong's appearance, this is how long has it been since I eaten, and the entire eight dishes are almost finished at this speed, which can be described as a whirlwind.

"This son, slow down, don't choke, it's not enough to add more, no one will rob you."

"Let's not be polite, it's fate to meet, don't call me so Sven, what about me Jianghu people give the nickname Uncle Li, just call me Uncle Li for face."

Li Tai scolded in his heart, what kind of rivers and lakes urge flowers, obviously he doesn't want to tell me his real name, but Uncle Li, take advantage of me, Li Tai licked his face and said to Li Yong with a smile.

"Li Gongzi is joking, Li Gongzi doesn't look like a martial arts practitioner, and he is the same age as me, is there anything unspeakable and inconvenient to tell?"

Li Yong thought that this dead fat man really had a bit of a brain, and he couldn't get over, and as soon as his eyes changed his mind, he immediately came, Li Yong put down his chopsticks and rubbed his hands and smiled at Li Tai, Li Tai and Li Lizhi looked at Li Yong with such a dead look, one wanted to draw a sword and cut him, and the other wanted to tear him apart.

"Look at the fat boy so smart, I can't hide it, Xiao Er will only roast the whole sheep again, in fact, my real surname is Li, but I don't call the uncle, in fact, my real name is Li Haonan, I have a gang called Hongxing, I am the double flower red stick of this gang, known as Brother Haonan, recently our gang boss and another gang fought, my boss was clicked, I escaped, you look at me, how good it is, I haven't eaten enough for three days, Xiao Er, is the sheep okay? You have to believe me, really, what I say is more true than pearls, trust me! ”

Li Yong made up nonsense while urging the shopkeeper to serve the food, where did Li Tai and Li Lizhi hear of any red mess, but Li Yong's real expression didn't look like a fake, which made it difficult for them to distinguish, Li Yong looked at the pair of noble sons in front of him, and his heart blossomed, seeing that the young master didn't fool you with your surname, hurry up and leave, and hurry to Chang'an, what is the territory of the eldest son, it will be troublesome if you encounter it, none of these royal families are good things, Li Yong didn't know that the slandered royal protagonist in his heart was sitting opposite him and inviting him to dinner, a roasted golden roasted whole sheep was carried to the table, Li Yong looked at the green light in his eyes, and the invincible iron sand palm was directly on his hands, tearing the leg of mutton while enduring the heat, shouting hot in his mouth did not affect him at all to tear the leg of mutton fiercely, Li Tai's brothers and sisters and the shopkeeper were stunned by Li Yong's operation, this is practiced, right?

"Eat, this roast sheep is good, but it's a pity that there is no chili powder and cumin, you're welcome."

How do you eat this, you have started, as the prince and princess of the royal family, she is cultivated, especially if you are so buried, you will be full when you see it.

"Brother Li, we're not hungry, you eat."

"That's a good feeling, I'll show you a three-mouthed and a sheep."

Li Yong finished gnawing the leg of mutton in his hand, directly lifted the rest of the sheep, opened his mouth and bit the other leg of lamb, the one he ate was full of oil and fragrant, Li Tai's brothers and sisters looked at Li Yong's way of eating and swallowed their saliva, it was so fragrant, could it be fragrant, the brothers and sisters rushed here from Chang'an in the morning, they didn't eat anything and were hungry, they wanted to have a delicious meal in the restaurant they opened, and they didn't have to be as restrained as in the palace, but when they met Li Yong, the plague god, Li Tai wanted to smoke his own big mouth, Why is his mouth so cheap, why are you asking this damn plague god, you don't have a bite to eat, and you're hungry to watch him perform three mouthfuls and one sheep? How can I not bear to die of you, Li Yong can ignore the unfriendly and murderous eyes of Li Tai and others, and compete with the roast sheep until there is a pile of bones left before sitting back on the stool, burping Erlang's legs, a proper ruffian hooligan.

"Brother Li is satisfied?"

"Satisfied, satisfied, this Feihongju really lives up to its reputation, thank you to the two eldest brothers for wanting to invite, and I will leave if I have something to do."

Li Yong wanted to pat his ass and leave when he was full of food and drink, Li Tai's brothers and sisters didn't want to let go of Li Yong easily, so Li Tai hurriedly pulled Li Yong, who had already stood up, back to his seat.

"Brother Li, I know that what you just said to us must be false, and we don't force you, we just want to ask Brother Li to stay in this Changle Township for a few more days, and our brothers will treat you well."

Treat me well? I'm afraid that I won't shake someone to get me, so the fool agreed.

"If you are not satisfied with the two eldest brothers, you really have an urgent matter to rush to Chang'an, so I won't disturb the two of you Yaxing, and I will leave!"

Li Yong stood up and wanted to rush downstairs, but two bright machetes were placed in front of Li Yong, forcing Li Yong to retreat step by step.

"Damn, I know that there is no good banquet, dare to love is a Hongmen banquet, and play with knives, put it away, it's not good to hurt yourself, you see who is coming."

Li Yong pointed his finger behind the two thugs, and the two thugs looked in the direction pointed by Li Yong together with Li Tai and Li Lizhen.

"Look at my Wang Bashen Fist, I'll fight!"

When Li Yong and the two thugs drew attention, he clenched his fists with both hands to make a double dragon go overseas and add monkeys to steal peaches, and everyone faintly heard the sound of two biao-shaped big men breaking eggs, and they all covered their lower bodies in unison, making a sound of oh ~ ecstasy, of course, except for Li Lizhi of her daughter's body, Li Lizhi looked curiously at the strange expressions and movements of her second brother and shopkeepers, and then the two biao-shaped big men were attacked and moved by Li Yong's magical sneak attack and moves, and knelt on the ground between their legs. The soles of his feet ran out of Fei Hongju, Li Tai watched Li Yong run away like this, and scolded the two thugs who had no power to fight back after being attacked by a sneak attack, and the two thugs were scolded by Li Tai after shouting to get out, you helped me, I supported you, and left Fei Hongju with the knife in his hand as a crutch to find Li Yong who ran away, Li Yong originally wanted to run out of the city as soon as possible, but when he came to the city gate, he found that the city gate that had not yet been closed at the hour had been closed, and the soldiers who were still standing at the gate were standing at the gate.

"Ma Dan, underestimate these boys, can you close the city gate for so long and want to catch turtles in the urn? Think beautifully, I'm not a turtle, let's hide quickly, I don't believe you can close the city gate every day. ”

Indeed, it is impossible for Li Tai to close the city gate every day to arrest Li Yong, but Li Lizhi can, this is her fiefdom, and she is deeply favored by Emperor Li Er, Li Yongdong has been hiding for several days, and his hungry eyes are shining.

"TNN's, it's really a person, don't let Lao Tzu live, you want Lao Tzu to settle here, right, then let's see."

Who knew that Li Yong's hungry and crazy sentence really made him settle in Changle Township for the rest of his life, this is a later story, Li Yong and Li Tai played a game of cat and mouse, in front of high-end military talents who are proficient in modern guerrilla tactics and tunnel warfare, everything is a paper tiger.

"I was wrong, I plead guilty!"

Li Yong was locked up in the Yamen prison, looking at Li Tai and Li Li's smug expressions outside the door, he was depressed, shouldn't he be, how could he be caught? There's no problem with the theory, but what about being caught like that? There is no problem with Li Yong's theory, and there is no problem with tactics, when he ignores that this is in ancient times, the whole county is not big, the city gate is closed, and the government soldiers and yamen are all local snakes, and they can find a place with their eyes closed, can Li Yong, a foreigner, be more familiar with the environment and terrain than them? The answer is obvious, on the fourth day he hid, he was captured alive in the chicken coop, at that time Li Yong was hungry like a hungry wolf, he wanted to take advantage of the dark night and high wind to steal chickens from the villager's house, who knew that the soldiers around the ambush came to close the door and beat the dog, and he was tied up before he could react.

"Say, who are you and what is the purpose of coming to Changle Township?"

"I really didn't lie to you, I swear to God."

"Boom~"

There was a thunderclap outside the prison, and the three people in the prison were stunned, is it so smart?

"No, it's definitely not hacking me, there must be someone out there who swears at the same time as me."

"You still dare to say that you can't be killed."

Li Lizhi crossed her thin waist and glared angrily at Li Yong in the iron window, Li Yong saw Li Lizhi so feminine, a feeling of nausea surged to his heart, and he covered his mouth and retched.

"Shut up, I don't want to see you, disgusting me."

"You...... Bastard, I'm going to cut you. ”

"Calm down, when you ask him about his purpose, you want to kill or kill you."

Li Tai stopped the angry sister and whispered in her ear, Li Lizhen also suppressed her anger when she heard it, and didn't want to deal with Li Yong, who was still retching, in fact, Li Lizhen really wronged Li Yong, but she didn't know that she was a woman disguised as a man.

"I'll give you the best chance, and if you won't say it, then you will die with your secret."

Li Yong looked at Li Tai with a calm face, knowing that he would definitely not be able to pass the test, now he is a fish on the board, and he can only be slaughtered by others, Li Yong put away his indecent expression and put on a serious demeanor, in his previous life, he had served as the team leader of many projects, this serious expression and the coercion of the superior burst out, looking at Li Yong with his hands behind his back, the damn sense of oppression, as if facing their father, so Li Tai and Li Lizhi hesitated, if they asked something that should not be asked, If you catch someone who shouldn't be arrested, it will be troublesome, and when they are still entangled, Li Yong spoke first.

"If you want to know so much about me, then I will tell you, if you don't regret it."

Hearing Li Yong's words, Li Tai and Li Li started to drum in their hearts, did they really arrest someone who shouldn't have been arrested? Looking at Li Yong's calm and calm appearance, as well as the momentum of the superior like his father, the original momentum of the two of them was frustrated, in fact, Li Yong was also gambling, betting that they were the children of the official eunuchs who were not deeply involved in the world, so that he could be deceived and passed, Li Yong guessed correctly, Li Tai and Li Lizhi were indeed not deeply involved in the world, but they were not the children of the official eunuchs, they were genuine royal children, Li Tai did not dare to bet, in a few days his father and the emperor would come to Changle Township to hunt, inspect the preparation of armaments and settle accounts with the Turks, At this time, there was a problem, but I couldn't eat and walk.

"What conditions do you have?"

"Talking to smart people is to save trouble, I don't embarrass you, I won't leave Changle Township for a short time, and I won't tell you who I am, what my purpose is, and you will know in the future."

"If you don't want to say it, don't say it, we won't force you, and we will agree to your conditions, but if you do something we don't want to see, then don't blame us for not showing mercy."

"Deal, there is also to reassure you, let me settle in Changle Township, and provide a place for me, I don't like noisy places, you can also arrange guards in my residence, but you can't enter my residence, you can't interfere with what I do, of course I won't hurt the world, I can guarantee this."

After Li Yong heard Li Tai's compromise, he put forward a reasonable request for his own safety, although Li Tai did not understand the conditions proposed by Li Yong, but it was not completely unacceptable, it was better to monitor him when he settled in Changle Township, arrange a residence for him and arrange someone to guard him, it would be better, the so-called monk who ran away can't run the temple, as for what he is doing inside, can he still hide it? The answer is no, Li Tai nodded and waved his hand to let the old man open the door lock and release Li Yong, Li Yong patted the dust and straw on his body, walked out of the cell leisurely, walked in front of Li Tai and the others and swept them with the corner of his eye, his attitude was extremely arrogant and contemptuous, just when Li Yong was about to walk to the prison door.

"You have to tell me a name before I can settle down."

"Li Yong, the mediocre Yong, remember."

Li Yong threw off his sleeve and walked out of the prison door, looking at the starry sky outside, muttering,

"I didn't open the door, I opened it, and now I really settled in Changle Township, alas!"