Chu Liuxiang suddenly found that her temper was not as good as she imagined.

If he could, he would very much like to tie Li Jinyu up and kick him into the sea now.

"You know what?"

"Know what?"

"I used to think that the biggest bastard in the world was Hu Tiehua, and there was no bigger bastard than him."

"And now?"

"I think there's a mountain and a mountain high."

"It's worthy of my little uncle, what he said is simply too right, if you look in the mirror now, you will see a big bastard ten times bigger than Hu Tiehua's bastard."

Chu Liuxiang stopped talking.

He was afraid that if he continued to talk, he would not be able to help but fight with Li Jinyu, and then the ship would not be saved.

This is not an ordinary three-masted ship, this is Chu Liuxiang's secret base, and it is also his home, the home where he and his three confidants have lived for several years.

Li Jinyu didn't speak anymore, but squinted her eyes to bask in the sun, but she didn't cover her face with a straw hat.

Chu Liuxiang has one thing that Li Jinyu envies very much, and that is his bronzed skin.

Li Jinyu didn't like this little white face, he greeted the mission at the border before, and finally got a little rougher, and went home to raise it for a while, becoming more delicate.

Martial arts have grown, and they can even be beautiful!

But I don't want it!

Now that it is the fifth month of the lunar calendar, the sun is beginning to gradually show its power, and it is a good day to bask in the sun.

Ideal for sunbathing on deck.

A beautiful maiden walked onto the deck.

She was dressed in a wide and comfortable bright red robe, her hair loosely pulled up, revealing her long, slender jade legs, and her bare, delicate, flawless feet.

The girl walked lightly across the deck, walked to Chu Liuxiang's side, and gently scratched the soles of his feet with her toes.

A sweet and charming smile bloomed on her face, as if a hundred flowers were blooming at this moment.

Chu Liuxiang said helplessly: "Tian'er, can't you never be quiet for a while?" ”

"Yay! You've finally guessed wrong. ”

The girl is not Song Tianer, it is Li Hongsleeve.

Chu Liuxiang's three confidantes, Song Tianer's temperament is the most lively, and Li Hongsleeve's temperament is the most stable.

In some ways, Li Hongsleeve is somewhat similar to Li Jinyu's eldest sister Yu Chi Mingjing.

Chu Liuxiang now feels that she really wants to go to the sea to swim around and wash away the mildew on her body.

"Li Hongsleeve girl, for God's sake, don't you want to become so naughty, okay, with a Song Tian'er, my head has grown three times."

"Young Master Chu Liuxiang, except for Tian'er, can't others be a little naughty?"

"Sit down obediently, bask in the sun with me, tell me a story, have a happy story, have a happy ending, there is enough misery in this world."

"I don't sit down, I don't tell stories, I don't want to bask in the sun...... This damn sun, the sun makes people dizzy, I don't understand why you like it? ”

Li Hongsleeve originally didn't like to bask in the sun, and the sun would damage her appearance and appearance, but when Li Jinyu boarded the boat, she gave her a bottle of "sunscreen".

The best rouge gouache shop in Jinling, the latest products, can effectively protect from the sun after application.

In addition to these, Li Jinyu also sent a lot of bottles and cans, and was instantly listed as the most popular guests by Li Hongsleeve, Su Rongrong, and Song Tianer.

Li Hongsleeve applies sunscreen, it naturally doesn't matter if he basks in the sun, of course, he still complains.

"What's so bad about basking in the sun? If a person can get more sun, he will not do despicable and shameless things.

No matter who it is, in such a lovely and warm sunshine, they can't come up with a bad idea. ”

Li Jinyu said: "That's because it's not bad enough, I can come up with bad ideas at any time." ”

Chu Liuxiang said: "What are you thinking?" ”

"I'm thinking of a person who is very similar to you, that guy is also a wanderer, likes to meddle in the rivers and lakes, and has a lot of love debts."

Li Hongsleeve: ("▼ dish▼)

Song Tianer: ('ω)

Su Rongrong: (╬◣д◢)

Chu Liuxiang: ヽ (ー_ー) ノ

"You're talking about Lu Xiaofeng?"

"That's him."

"What do you want him to do?"

"The other day, the two of us had a few arguments, and I was upset and decided to come up with an idea to fix him.

For example, gather his lover, and then give him a stuffy stick from behind, tie it up and throw it over. ”

Chu Liuxiang touched the back of his head when he heard this, and felt that he should learn the iron head skill, otherwise he might be hit on the head when he walked at night one day.

Li Hongsleeve quipped: "I didn't expect Li Gongzi to have this kind of skill, so what should I use?" ”

Li Jinyu said: "The iron flute in my hand is the boss Zhu Zhu, who is a wonderful hand, cast in Wujin cold iron, knocked down with a stick, and the custody was knocked out immediately." ”

Song Tian'er said with a smile: "That's a good point, but only when you're full can you have the strength, try my craftsmanship." ”

Song Tianer is from Guangdong, and what she said was originally difficult to understand, but Li Jinyu has been to Guangdong before, and even has a vest of "Wuyang City God Catches Chen Jiaju".

Li Jinyu's Cantonese is not standard, but there is no problem in understanding Song Tianer's words.

"I've long heard that Uncle Xiao has hidden a kitchen god, and today I must try the craftsmanship of the kitchen god."

"What else have you heard?"

"I've also heard a lot of strange stories about Uncle Xiao, but now I'm hungry and can't remember it."

Chu Liuxiang suddenly felt that he should be at the bottom of the boat now, not in the boat, and then ......

…… He literally jumped!

can make Chu Liuxiang jump into the sea, of course, not because someone wants to knock his stuffy stick, but because a swollen corpse floats on the surface of the sea at some point.

The corpse was wearing expensive brocade forging clothes, with a jade snuff box hanging from his waist, and his dark face had been soaked and broken, but Chu Liuxiang recognized him at a glance.

The Celestial Star Gang is the boss.

"Seven Stars Soul Grabbing" left and Zheng.

Although the Tianxing Gang is not a famous faction, it is also the No. 1 force with considerable financial resources.

Li Hongsleeve said: "The sect that has had grievances with the Tianxing Gang is naturally the Cinnabar Gang, and the two were originally considered in-laws, but they were completely stiffened due to some changes. ”

Untied Zuo Youzheng's placket, and found that he was indeed killed by the cinnabar palm of the cinnabar gang.

If that's all, then it's not a battle between the rivers and lakes, and it's not just a matter of dying.

But since this matter was touched by Chu Liuxiang, it is impossible to be the only one, Li Jinyu took the initiative to follow, is it just to taste Song Tianer's cooking?

Li Jinyu ate the pigeon made by Song Tian'er, tasted Chu Liuxiang's treasured wine, and looked at Chu Liuxiang and Li Hongsleeve indifferently to analyze Zuo Youzheng.

Chu Liuxiang rolled her eyes: "I said Master Li, when you see this noodles, can you still eat it?" ”

Li Jinyu smiled: "You may not know, I was born in the army and has been to the battlefield in person, even if I cut his head in half, I can eat tofu brain." ”

"Don't say such disgusting things!"

Song Tian'er complained first, and then walked into the cabin quickly, what she was most afraid of in her life was the dead!

She was dressed in a wide and comfortable dress, but it was goose-yellow, her skin was not fair, it was a very healthy color, and she was obviously very fond of the sun.

The waterfall-like black hair, combed with two long braids, kept swinging around, with big black and white eyes, it looked charming and playful.

"If no one asked, I wouldn't have taken the initiative to say this, don't blame the wrong person."

Chu Liuxiang jumped into the sea again.

This time, it was Simon Qian who was brought.

"Killer Scholar" Ximen Qian!

The master of the cinnabar gang is good at cinnabar palms, and Zuo Youzheng was killed by him, and he was also killed.

What killed Ximen Qian was swordsmanship, a spicy and treacherous, vicious and evil swordsmanship, among the seven major sword schools in the rivers and lakes, the Hainan sword school was the best at this kind of swordsmanship.

The Seven Great Sword Sects of the rivers and lakes.

Cihang Jingzhai, Emei, Tianshan, Bashan, Kunlun, Huashan, no matter how fast or slow, no matter how fast or slow, no matter how simple and simple, all are on the right path.

Only the Hainan Sword School, which specializes in the art of sword deviance, has already achieved the extreme of sword deviance.

Some special secret swords can only be used by people with physical disabilities, and the more mutilated they are, the stronger they are, and all kinds of weirdness are simply incredible.

Because the swordsmanship is too vicious and ruthless, most of the disciples of the Hainan Sword Sect have a good personality, they are ruthless, and they never care about exchanging injuries with others.

Exchange injuries for injuries, cut off an arm each, the Hainan Sword Sect has one-armed swordsmanship, and the other party can only whine and lament.

Li Jinyu was still eating, Chu Liuxiang and Li Hongsleeve were analyzing Ximen Qian, Song Tianer sent a roasted tofu, and then began to vomit on the side of the boat.

Because Chu Liuxiang brought back another corpse.

The vulture in the Three Swords of Hainan.

His head was cut in half.

Making that dish of roasted tofu was Song Tianer who listened to what Li Jinyu said, and deliberately made it funny, but I didn't expect to see this kind of scene, how could I bear it?

Eating people with short mouths, Li Jinyu took out a bottle of medicine and handed it to Song Tian'er: "You can be more comfortable after eating." ”

Song Tian'er took the medicine bottle and was about to thank her, but when she thought of that scene, she suddenly vomited again.

Li Hongsleeve suddenly asked: "Li Gongzi, you are a great expert in using knives, do you know who can cut off the sword of the vulture with one knife and split his head?" ”

Li Jinyu pointed at herself: "I! ”

"Except for you?"

"The Central Plains is good at using knives, and the first recommendation is the Taihang Thirty-six Knife Village, I can guarantee that the top ten village owners can cut this knife!"

"What else?"

"The Demon Sect's 'Ruyi Heavenly Demon, Serial Eight Styles', 'Magic Knife Knife Technique', 'Divine Sword Slash', and Dongying Liusheng's 'Killing God One Knife Slash' can also be easily done."

It's not just easy to do, it's like using a cannon to fight mosquitoes, and the vulture is not qualified for this knife.

There are so many sword masters in the world, even if Li Hongsleeve is well-read and memorized, he can't tell who did it.

She didn't have to guess and analyze, because that person had already floated here, the top swordsman in the Western Desert, the "Shadowless Divine Knife" Zamuhe, died very miserably.

The whole body is swollen, the hair is falling out, and the face is completely unbelievable.

If it weren't for the silver medal hanging on his body, which was engraved with a flying camel with wings, even if Song Ci came to conduct an autopsy, his identity would not have been confirmed.

"It's poisonous!"

Li Jinyu said: "Tianyi Shenshui!" ”

"What?"

"This is the Tianyi Divine Water of the Divine Water Palace."

"Li Gongzi has seen it?"

"About five years...... Six years ago, my eldest sister's master was very thoughtful and went to the Shenshui Palace to discuss Buddhism and martial arts with the jellyfish Yin Ji for half a month. ”

"I don't know who it is?"

"The Youtan Shenni among the three major gods and nuns in the rivers and lakes."

"It turned out to be this master."

"You may not know that the jellyfish Yin Ji is very respectful of Buddhism, and will invite people to talk about Buddha every month.

The two talked about Buddhism and martial arts, regardless of victory or defeat, so they sympathized with each other and became friends, before leaving, Jellyfish Yin Ji gave a bottle of Tianyi Divine Water as a gift.

Youtan Shenni never uses poison, and feels that my eldest sister is in a treacherous place, and danger is everywhere, so he gave my eldest sister as a hole card for self-defense. ”

Tianyi Divine Water is one of the strongest poisons in the world.

In essence, it cannot be said to be poisonous, but the essence of the jellyfish Yin Ji with peerless cultivation and quenched from the water.

It's not entirely right to say this, it should be the holy water true qi of the jellyfish Yin Ji, and after combining with water, it forms a special kind of water, which weighs a little heavier.

As for what "a drop weighs 300 barrels", it is purely a misinformation spread by the people of the rivers and lakes.

Take the water dispenser bucket as an example, a bucket of water is about 40 catties, 300 buckets is 12,000 catties, a milliliter is 20 drops, and a bottle is at least five or six milliliters, right?

Doesn't that mean that a casual disciple of Shenshui Palace can carry more than a million catties of things to climb Pingdushui, but others can't see it at all?

The golden hoop rod is only 13,500 catties!

Are all Shenshui Palaces Kryptonians?

Even if the Shenshui Palace is all Kryptonite, their clothes are not fairy robes, how can they bear it?

Taking a step back, the Shenshui Palace is a group of Kryptonians wearing fairy clothes and fairy robes, who use Tianyi Shenshui to harm people, and always have to put it in the wine for people to drink.

A pot of wine with half a drop of water is also a weight of thousands of catties, not to mention whether those people have the strength to pick up the wine jug, who can't find it?

The real situation is that the jellyfish Yin Ji can only quench a drop of water from three hundred barrels of mountain springs.

Li Jinyu didn't know about these things, and even had plans to steal them from the Divine Water Palace.

However, when Luoyang was recuperating from his injuries, Yu Chi Mingjing was worried about Li Jinyu's safety, so he sent three drops of Tianyi Divine Water and told Youtan Shenni about this past.

Li Jinyu tried to feed the Ice Silkworm Gu.

Unexpectedly, the Ice Silkworm Gu was not interested, and even showed a "junk food" expression, and He Junqi's Golden Silkworm Gu was also not interested in it.

Maybe in the world of Gu worms, Tianyi Divine Water is equivalent to industrial alcohol and gutter oil!

It's a pity, I originally thought that with the mystery of Tianyi Divine Water, I could make the Ice Silkworm Gu go further!

"This thing...... I've heard of it too! ”

A soft voice came from the cabin, and a slender figure floated up with the voice.

She wore a soft, wide robe that dragged long across the deck, covering her feet.

The sunset is like fire, reflecting her fluffy bun, clear eyes, and her gentle smile.

Su Rongrong!

The real eldest sister among the three daughters, although she is usually the main person in charge of Li Hongsleeve, when it comes to making up her mind, it is Su Rongrong, the "Sister Rong", who is more decisive.

She had recently contracted a cold, so she hid in the cabin and didn't go out, and only came out when she heard the "Shenshui Palace".

Su Rongrong has a cousin who is a disciple of Shenshui Palace.

She had heard her cousin talk about it.

"Ximen Qian killed Zuo Youzheng, the vulture killed Ximen Qian, Zamuhe killed the vulture, who will die next? These people are in the north and south of the world, what kind of people are gathering them? ”

Before Chu Liuxiang's words fell, half of his questions had been answered, and a corpse floated on the sea, it was a woman with a beautiful appearance.

Disciple of Shenshui Palace!

At least judging from the clothes on the woman's body, she is a disciple of the Shenshui Palace, and she also has the peerless beauty of the disciples of the Shenshui Palace in the rumors of the rivers and lakes.

Although Shenshui Palace cannot stand alone in the world like the original plot, it is also one of the "five directions of the rivers and lakes".

Jellyfish Yin Ji has profound martial arts, and she is very protective of people, killing her disciples, aren't you afraid that she will be angry at the crown and will blow people to pieces?

"The Tianxing Gang, the Cinnabar Gang, the Hainan Sword Sect, the Desert Haoxiong, and the Shenshui Palace, gathered these people from the south and the north of the sea together, and then killed them all......"

Chu Liuxiang muttered to himself, he felt an aura of trouble, and it was also an aura of adventure.

No one in the world can stop him from taking risks, and the adventure genes in his body have been fully awakened.

Of course, Li Jinyu can't stop it.

Li Jinyu had already infiltrated the cabin at this time, playing a song and ambushing on all sides, trapping a stunning beauty.

Disciple of Shenshui Palace.

A true disciple of the Divine Water Palace.

Jellyfish Yin Ji personally passed on his disciple Gong Nanyan.

However, according to the hobby of the jellyfish Yin Ji, it is not so much a disciple as a "love concubine".

Gong Nanyan came to find Chu Liuxiang.

When Li Jinyu mentioned Youtan Shenni, her mind was shocked, exposing her qi and her direction.

Of course, even if she was not accidentally exposed, with Li Jinyu's cultivation, she could fully sense it.

Gong Nanyan wanted to make a move to escape several times, but no matter how she urged her true qi, she could always feel a strange note vibrating, and she was immediately nodded back by the iron flute.

Seeing Chu Liuxiang and the others coming in, Gong Nanyan simply stopped making a move, and just stared at Li Jinyu.

"Girl, how are I doing?"

"Like a ghost in the middle of the night, dumb and mocking!"

"Thank you for the compliment, the girl came uninvited and trespassed into the house, and it was the midnight ghost that needed to deal with it."

"What should we do with breaking into people's houses and stealing treasures? I, the owner who has lost the treasure, have come to the thief to ask for it, but am I still a wicked guest? ”

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose when she heard this: "This cold girl, I have never been to Shenshui Palace. ”

"I'm not surnamed Leng!"

"So, what should I call you?"

"Just call me Miss Leng!"

"What did I steal from you?"

"Tianyi Shenshui!"

"I have never stolen."

"In the rivers and lakes, except for Chu Liuxiang, who can steal Tianyi Divine Water from the Shenshui Palace?"

Li Jinyu said with a smile: "No, no, if this word reaches a person's ears, I'm afraid that our son Chu will not be able to live in peace in this life." ”

"Who?"

"The 'King of Stealing Kings' is the star of the world."

"What else?"

"If I have to make a move, there must be no problem, you should have heard what I just said, I can go and beg my sister."

"The leader of the famous son's list, it turns out that he can rely on his sister to act, and he is not ashamed."

"My father is busy with military affairs and doesn't see anyone all day long, my mother has no intention of family affairs, almost never cares, I grew up, and my sister did bring me up.

In my eyes, my sister is like a father and a mother, and if a person asks for his parents, he will certainly be incompetent, but it must not be said to be a shameful thing. ”

"Strong words."

"Besides, if I want Tianyi Shenshui, I will go directly to my sister, why bother so much."

"So what are you talking about?"

"I mean, you can't suspect that Chu Liuxiang did it just because you lost something in Shenshui Palace."

"But he's a suspect."

"Your way of judging cases, if you go to the six doors to arrest quickly, there will be at least 200 unjust, false and wrongful cases every year."

"Your words successfully angered me, originally I planned to give Chu Liuxiang two months, but now there is only one month, I must see the results in a month."

"What if you can't see it?"

"I'll use Chu Liuxiang to catch sharks!"

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose helplessly, and said in her heart, you two are fighting with each other, what does it have to do with me?

"Before fishing for sharks, cut off his nose first, his nose touching action is really annoying!"

Chu Liuxiang felt more and more helpless, he wanted to continue to touch his nose, but finally put down his hand.

Many people have said that Chu Liuxiang's action of touching her nose is very attractive and very attractive to girls.

This is indeed the truth, Chu Liuxiang's action is very attractive, but it is not Chu Liuxiang's original intention.

Chu Liuxiang's nose has been sick since he was a child, so he often rubs his nose, and later has to pass on the magic of the Night Emperor, and realizes a unique mastery of skin ventilation.

Because he didn't need to breathe through his mouth and nose, Chu Liuxiang's light skills were extraordinary, and he was immune to drugs since then.

What makes people feel even more speechless is that after his internal success, his nose became Schrödinger's nose.

In the face of the automatic failure of the drug, in the face of his daughter Xiang, but it is more intelligent than a dog's nose, others lose a sense, which is a great damage, only Chu Liuxiang is gain.

As for the action of touching the nose, it is a habit developed when I was a child, whenever I feel depressed or embarrassed, or thinking about a problem, I will subconsciously touch my nose.

Then, this action spread throughout the heavens and all worlds, and was imitated by generations of protagonists!

It has always been imitated, never surpassed.

……

"Cold girl" Gong Nanyan left.

Chu Liuxiang was lying on a chaise longue, holding a glass wine glass in his hand, which contained fine Persian wine.

"She is indeed beautiful, especially when she smiles, the stars on the sea, which seem to shine all on her face, and then quietly fall into the mysterious night."

"After a month, you're afraid you won't think she's beautiful anymore, especially when her sword is against your neck, oh no, against your nose......"

"She doesn't use a sword."

"What does she use? Kitchen knife? ”

"She's using a vegetable bowl."

"Vegetable bowls?"

Chu Liuxiang laughed and said, "If you don't use a vegetable bowl, how can you catch the overturned vinegar jar." ”

Li Jinyu said with a smile: "I think Uncle Xiao may have made a mistake, the head of the Divine Vinegar Palace is always much more terrible than the personal disciples of the Divine Water Palace." ”

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Of course I'm afraid, last time the deputy heads of our family were angry, which made me lose the taste for half a month, and now I think about it, I also have palpitations."

"Divine Vinegar Palace, what a terrifying force!"

"So it's better not to provoke!"

"Can you take it?"

"Can you bear it?"

"Hahahahaha......"

(End of chapter)