Chapter 170: The Beggars Gang Changes, I'm Really Afraid of You
"Jinyu, what do you think?"
"Sit and watch."
"Huh?"
"Wait until that cold girl comes and cuts your nose and ties you up to catch sharks.
I must be sitting on your comfortable recliner, using your glass glass, drinking your wine, eating the delicious food made by Song Tian'er, and enjoying it with all my heart. ”
Chu Liuxiang suddenly felt that he missed Hu Tiehua very much now, and he missed Hu Tiehua very, very much.
Although Hu Tiehua is a bastard and a heavy drinker, at least he is not a bastard to this extent.
If Hu Tiehua saw that scene, then there was a chance that it would be...... Drunk and drunk!
"I'm talking to you about serious business."
"This is the right thing, if you can't succeed in breaking the eucalyptus, I will inherit your inheritance, after all, in terms of seniority, I am also your nephew!"
"You, a rich man who went out to pick up treasures, can you still look down on my little broken boat? Also, as an official of the imperial court, shouldn't you be in charge of these things? ”
"Not in his position, not in his politics, the disputes between the martial arts are generally the responsibility of the six doors.
My official position is that of Jiangnan Provincial Inspector and Jianghuai Inspector, and it seems that these people I just discovered are neither in Jiangnan nor in Jianghuai. ”
"What if the people from the Six Doors come?"
"They may catch you first, there are a few gods in the six doors, and they have long wanted to try your light skills."
"But you'll still care."
"I'll act as a Jianghu."
"Where do you think you should start?"
"Check from the beginning, since the first thing I encountered was the corpses of Zuo Youzheng and Ximen Qian, it is better to go and see the Tianxing Gang and the Cinnabar Gang, maybe there will be some clues."
"What about the Shenshui Palace?"
Chu Liuxiang had already thought that being able to steal Tianyi Divine Water from the Shenshui Palace showed that there was an internal response in the Shenshui Palace.
Before Gong Nanyan left, Chu Liuxiang asked, Shenshui Palace did have a person who died recently, and that disciple committed suicide and was already pregnant with a child when he died.
Although the Shenshui Palace is not a hidden sect, it mostly stays at home on weekdays, and that disciple has been in the Shenshui Palace since he was a child, and has never left half a step.
To be able to get her pregnant, that person will definitely be able to sneak into the Shenshui Palace, and it will be very attractive.
There is a problem with this conjecture, that is, men are very unwelcome in the Shenshui Palace, and unless they can defeat the jellyfish Yin Ji, the man will basically die if he goes in.
Chu Liuxiang asked curiously: "I'm really curious, what kind of man can safely enter and exit the Shenshui Palace and make people fall in love with him." ”
Li Jinyu said: "Don't you remember what I just said?" I seem to have said earlier that there was a man who had been in and out of the Shenshui Palace many times. ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "You mean no flowers? ”
Li Jinyu said: "Isn't Wuhua a man? ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "He is a monk. ”
Li Jinyu said: "The monk just has precepts, but he has not been cut off, he is a normal man, and he is a very attractive man." ”
Speaking of this, Li Jinyu smiled: "Have you ever heard a saying? Monks are the most greedy! ”
"Huh?"
"One word is a monk, two words are monks, three words are ghosts and music officials, and four words are hungry ghosts."
"What's that?"
"Because they are the most leisurely, they eat good fasts and offerings donated by pilgrims, and they live in high halls.
With no parents to support, no children to raise and no place to vent their energy, how can they not be greedy?
Xuanmen practiced qi, Buddhism practiced the body, and most of the monks were strong and healthy, vigorous in qi and blood, and full of energy.
If you don't vent it out in time, there will be too much fire in your body, won't you suffocate yourself? ”
Chu Liuxiang touched her nose with a little embarrassment, muttering to herself, as if she was an Arhat Bodhisattva, reciting the thunder mantra to crack Li Jinyu into slag.
It's like praying to the Buddha, these bastard words are all said by Li Jinyu, when the sky thunders, be sure to be on time, don't affect innocent people!
"There are many Buddhist monks, although there are wild monks who do not abide by the rules and precepts, but there are also Buddhist monks, I dare to guarantee that Wuhua is by no means that kind of person."
Li Jinyu sneered in her heart when she heard this, and said that you are similar to Lu Xiaofeng, and even being stabbed is exactly the same.
Wuhua is very similar to Gumazhi, both seem to be solemn and profound, but in fact, their hearts are full of flowers and intestines, and they have both greed, hatred, and ignorance.
It's just that Kumachi is eager for fame and martial arts, and has no interest in anything else, but Wuhua is a complete hypocrite who has violated almost all the precepts.
Wuhua uses the disguised appearance of a monk to often go to the rich family to preach Buddhism, so as to enter the boudoir of countless young ladies, and of course those people will not guard against him.
Who will guard against the monk's lack of flowers?
With his means, how many of those rich ladies who are ignorant of the world can hold on?
Every time Wuhua succeeds, she will happily record it and often look through it herself.
That's his "great achievement", you can't say it openly, it's good to see for yourself.
In the original plot, Chu Liuxiang believed in the monk Wuhua many times, but Wuhua used his trust to fake his death and escape, and then gave back to Chu Liuxiang to slash the wind.
"Don't you believe it?"
"Since ancient times, it is difficult to paint the skin and bones of the tiger, I know the face but not the heart, I have never seen Wuhua, I only know that he has entered the Shenshui Palace, and he is a man."
"When you say this, it means that you have doubts."
"Don't you have any doubts?"
……
Lotus flowers on all sides and willows on three sides, a city with mountains and half a city lake.
Jinan may not be the most beautiful city, but as long as you have visited Jinan, you will never forget it.
"One city mountain" refers to the Thousand Buddha Mountain, which is the highest mountain in the vicinity in the south of the city, and the whole city can see its verdant mountain color.
"Bancheng Lake" refers to Daming Lake, with blue waves, remote mountains, yellow orioles singing in the green willows, gulls and herons dotting in the clear waves, and sheng songs to promote its distant rhyme.
The distant mountains are green, and the lake is blue.
The green mountains are reflected in the blue lake water, blue and green like green, green as blue, beautiful.
In terms of scenery, Jinan has eight beautiful scenery.
They are: Jinping Spring Dawn, Baotu Spring, Foshan Chrysanthemum, Quehua Smoke and Rain, Huibo Evening, Ming Lake Boating, White Clouds and Snow Ji, Autumn Breeze.
In terms of food, Shandong cuisine is the best in the world.
Commonly used techniques are: frying, boiling, exploding, stir-frying, cooking, burning, grilling, stewing, stewing, stewing, simmering, frying, boiling, steaming, baking, pasting, collapsing, boiling......
Among them alone, there are: clear frying, dry frying, soft frying, crispy frying, crispy frying, roll bag frying, loose frying, plate frying, splash frying, oil shower frying, and dipping frying.
After arriving in Jinan, Chu Liuxiang pretended to be Zhang Xiaolin, a ginseng picker, and went to the Cinnabar Gang to inquire about the news.
Li Jinyu went directly to the local restaurant and ordered famous dishes such as fried pine nut yellow croaker, slippery three fresh water eggs, fried double crispy, nine turns of large intestine, sea cucumber and elbow.
Another benefit of martial arts people is that they are very healthy and eat relatively large.
If you order a large table of dishes, you won't waste it.
was eating, and a person suddenly appeared in front of him, who was not polite at all, and directly took a pair of fast shots.
The man looked unruly, with tattered clothes covered in patches and seven small cloth bags.
Beggar Gang Seven Bags of Disciples!
is also a friend of Li Jinyu.
Since he is Li Jinyu's friend, he will not be polite at all, shake off his cheeks, open his back molars, and the food is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, and he enters his five internal organs temple.
In the blink of an eye, most of the plate of sea cucumber elbows has bottomed out, and a large plate of fried double crispy is only empty.
The shopkeeper served a plate of Sixi balls, and wanted to drive the beggar away, but he glanced at Li Jinyu's expression, and it was just a normal service.
To be a shopkeeper, the most important thing is eyesight.
Since the master's family didn't care at all, why did he bother to say more than half a word if the beggar was allowed to eat at the table?
Not to mention that although this person's costume is torn, he is not a stinky beggar, his clothes are cleanly washed, his body is quite white, and there is even a trace of luxury.
It looks like a down-and-out young master, but if you look closely, you look like a natural beggar.
A person with this kind of bearing, coupled with the seven small cloth bags on his body, how dare the shopkeeper offend?
Li Jinyu took a porcelain spoon and pressed it lightly on a meatball, and the balls scattered in all directions, revealing soybean-sized meat grains full of juice.
Sixi Maruko and Iron Lion's Head are different.
The iron lion's head lies in the "bullet", and the Sixi balls seem to be loose but not loose, like tight but not tight, and when pressed with a spoon, it will crack by itself, and the aroma will overflow.
The meat should not be cut into foam, otherwise it will lose its proper texture, and some of the graininess of the meat should be retained.
You can't use lean meat, otherwise it won't be fragrant enough.
Add some steamed buns to make the meatballs softer.
Put some water chestnuts to increase the crispness and sweetness, and the water chestnuts clear phlegm and remove fire, which can eliminate the greasy feeling.
It looks fluffy and soft, smells fragrant, and the juice splashes when you eat it, but it retains the chewiness of the meat in the soft and glutinous, and even if you eat all four meatballs in one go, you won't feel greasy.
"This ball is good."
"Very good indeed!"
Speaking kung fu, this seven-bag elder has already pulled away two balls, and by the way, he asked for a bowl of rice, and ate it with the sauce on the balls.
Li Jinyu held his forehead with one hand, and he could make Lu Xiaofeng Chu want to hit the wall with a fragrance, but when he met this master, there was really no way at all.
It's not that he can't be beaten or scolded, but his skin is as thick as a city wall, and he is especially good at pretending to be stupid and stunned, and competing with him is purely a donkey kicking his head.
Not to mention Li Jinyu, it is Bai Shijing, the law enforcement elder of the beggar gang, and he has no way to deal with him.
Because he didn't break the gang rules after all!
"You were also a wealthy family back then, so you should eat elegantly, and you didn't eat like this from a big family."
"You bastard, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, if I hadn't met you, how would I have a chance to eat these? The two of us have a friendship, and I am still polite to you! ”
"What kind of friendship do we have?"
"Two pairs of underwear for two people to wear ......"
"Huh?"
"You wear yours, I'll wear mine."
"Nonsense!"
"Hey! Feed! Feed! I'm an elder of the seven bags of beggars, and you are a disciple of six bags, you dare to care about me! ”
"If you dare to say this again, I'll cut you! My knife has just been reforged recently, and it is very sharp, and you can rest assured that it doesn't hurt at all. ”
"The richer you are, the more stingy you are......"
"Ahem~~"
"I've heard, you bastard is now the Jiangnan Provincial Inspector and Jianghuai Inspector, and all the fiefdoms and food are in Jinling, what is the matter with you coming to Jinan?"
"The beggar gang really has accurate intelligence, if you change your career to become an intelligence dealer, Langya Pavilion should have a headache."
"Phew! Bah! Bah! Be a fart! ”
"If you make a fart, you have to do it."
"I know it's not easy to eat."
"But you're here anyway, your purpose isn't to eat, but to ask me to help you check it."
Li Jinyu got up slowly and looked at Daming Lake opposite: "People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves, Young Master Kuo can't help himself, and Huazi can't help himself." ”
"Why are you always so smart?"
"Why do you always pretend to be a lake?"
"Because it's hard to find a lake."
"It's rare to see a lake, but it's also smart."
"That's it, that's it, as you said, people in the rivers and lakes can't help themselves, and I can't help myself."
"What happened to the beggars?"
"In April, the dispute between the beggars and the Golden Wind Drizzle Building, you already know about it."
"Su Mengzhen is chivalrous, Qiao Feng is downright, both of them are doing very well, they deserve to be manly husbands!"
"From the perspective of justice and righteousness, what the two of them did is indeed right, but the beggar gang is a sect after all, and power can make people psychedelic, and it can also make people become confused."
"As far as I know, it is impossible for Deputy Gang Leader Hong to oppose Gang Leader Qiao, and so is Deputy Gang Leader Ren, most of the elders, hall masters, and helmsmen of the Beggar Gang support Gang Leader Qiao, but I don't know who can make waves!"
"Nangong Ling!"
"Didn't he think about it behind closed doors?"
"He was indeed thinking about it behind closed doors, but unfortunately, half a month ago, the deputy gang leader Ren died, and Nangong Ling was designated as the heir, and he had to go to guard the spirit."
"Although the deputy gang leader has no heirs, he has a wife, can't the lady go to the vigil?"
"Mrs. Ren is overly sad, and now she is seriously ill in bed, if she is forced to get up and keep the spirit, won't she force people to death? That's not right. ”
"What do Gang Leader Qiao and Deputy Gang Leader Hong say?"
"Qiao Gang Leader has always been benevolent and righteous, and he took out the will of the deputy gang leader, how could he not admit it? My uncle has always been lazy, not to mention that he has also encountered trouble. ”
"What's the trouble?"
"Uncle Shi's deputy, Elder Ma Dayuan, was found dead at home, and it was under his own trick 'Throat Lock'.
If it was before, we would naturally be suspicious of the Gusu Murong clan, but the Murong clan has already dispersed, and Murong Fu is a thief, so naturally he will not do this kind of thing.
If you use other claw methods to imitate, such as the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, the Dragon Claw Hand, etc., there are too many targets, and most of them are profound, so it is difficult to check.
It's not good to check, and I can't help but check, my master is not good at this, and my master is not good at this, so he handed over the matter to me, and I came to you. ”
"Is it too late for me to leave?"
"Goldfish, you're not going to help me, are you?"
Before the words fell, his eyes became free and dull, and his already loose hair became more fluffy, as if he had become a poor insect trembling in the cold winter.
If you take an erhu and play a song about Erquan Reflecting the Moon, it will make people sad and cry.
Li Jinyu even felt that if she didn't agree to him, she would be the biggest bastard in the world.
"I'm really scared of you, Su Can!"