694, the stinky cousin is a poor dick

Yi Yun felt that Yali was very large, and the enemy army had 300,000, if you didn't consider the problem of whether Li Zicheng's ability to cast such a large range of domination skills was enough, and consider maximizing the enemy's combat effectiveness, 300,000 would really frighten your heart. Come on,.! Even if the firearms on your side are very powerful, but in the face of so many enemy troops, you can't kill them with all the bullets......

"Well, I feel like my 5,000 troops are a bit small!" said Iyun Khan.

"It's really a little little!" Dong Ying laughed: "With such a little strength, you want to walk sideways in the world? Stinky cousin, you are too tender." ”

"I'll rub it, you woman's mouth is so nasty. "Yi Yun is not happy.

"Sister was born to talk like this!" Dong Ying snorted.

"You're not as old as me, don't call yourself a sister, call yourself a sister!" Yi Yun said.

"Don't be since 694, the stinky cousin is a poor dick and a sister. Dong Ying flattened her mouth and said: "When you stinky men swear, you often say things like 'your sister', 'enter your sister', and 'wipe your sister', it's too much of a loss to be a sister to others, so I have to call myself a sister." ”

"Hey, woman, don't repeat these words, originally these words were just brought out of the mouth when speaking, and they had no practical meaning, and I didn't feel anything unpleasant when I scolded, and I felt disgusting when you emphasized it so deliberately. "Great Khan of Iwan.

"Cut, I know it's disgusting and often say it!" Dong Ying flattened her mouth and said: "Men are the dirtiest things in the world, they stink to death!"

"Hey, hey, that's too much. "Yi Yun is unhappy again, this woman does have big breasts and a figure that is enough to hook the soul, but ...... This mouth is really annoying, and people can't help but want to take something to gag her...... Oh oh, don't think crooked...... Not the thing you think.

At this time, the servants walked in from outside the hall and brought a large number of delicious food, all of which were candied just now, and now they are starting to serve the main meal, all kinds of wine and delicacies from my Heavenly Empire, there are really everything here, all kinds of dishes with color, flavor and flavor, it is really dazzling, even Yi Yun has never seen so many delicious foods, and those Fusang girls are really scared and almost faint. 694, the stinky cousin is a poor dick

Yi Yun couldn't help but say, "How much does it cost to eat such a meal?"

Dong Ying laughed: "Haha, it's only tens of thousands of taels, it's a piece of cake for my Xiangyang Dong family." ”

"I rub it, so I have the temperament of getting rich. Yiyun complained.

"What? Our family has been rich for more than a thousand years, how did you become rich?" Dong Ying said with a strange smile: "I think you seem to be rich, judging from the way you speak, walk, your eyes, etc., you were still a poor dick a few years ago." ”

"Cousin, don't talk nonsense. Zhao Yunxuan grinned and said: "Although my cousin only became the prince a few years ago, he was also the son of the prince of Yu a few years ago, and he is also a rich second generation, and he can't be called poor as a dick, just like when we were children." ”

"Oh, really?" Dong Ying walked down from the main seat, stood in front of Yi Yun, and looked at him carefully, because she stood too close, her huge breasts almost hit Yi Yun's chest, but Dong Ying controlled the distance very skillfully, and almost couldn't reach it. This distance is too close, her noble and gorgeous outfit flashed so much that Yi Yun's eyes hurt, and she didn't know that her dress cost hundreds of thousands of silver to build, it was really shining, she circled around Yi Yun twice, suddenly smiled, leaned closer to Yi Yun's ear and whispered: "Hey, are you a stand-in for your stinky cousin?" or a fake stinky cousin?"

"Scared?" said Yiyun.

"You can deceive others, but you can't deceive me, and I feel that you are from a poor background...... It's not a rich second generation at all...... Temperament is not something that can be changed in a few years, one generation can make a burst of wealth, and three generations can create a gentleman...... Do you understand?" Dong Ying smiled evilly.

Yi Yun scolded secretly in his heart: I wipe, I was indeed an otaku poor dick back then, but you can also see it like this? Exaggerated, right? But I am not afraid if you can see it, anyway, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing knows that I am the savior who was summoned, and it doesn't matter if my identity is exposed.

Dong Ying whispered: "But...... I'm not going to delve into this either, hmph, it's none of my business to stinky men anyway. ”

She retreated to her position, took Zhao Yunxuan's hand and grinned: "Okay, it's better to chat with my cousin, I have nothing to say to that dick." ”

"Hey, it's clear that you're looking for something to talk to me. ”

Dong Ying ignored Yi Yun, and only cared about talking to Zhao Yunxuan: "Cousin, it's too unsafe for you to follow a dick to suppress bandits, although you are very powerful, but that dick is definitely useless, relying on you to defeat an army of 300,000 or something, the difficulty coefficient is too high, and I don't have the profession and skills to help you, what should I do?"

"Hey, hey, what the hell are you talking about?" Iyun interjected, "I'm going to be angry." ”

Zhao Yunxuan grinned, obviously she already knew that Dong Ying was speaking in this tone, she shook her head and said: "Cousin is very powerful, not a waste dick, cousin, don't always look at men very badly, I think men are not bad, and there are many female soldiers in my cousin's army." You see these sisters he brought, most of them are female generals. ”

"What? Are they all female generals? I thought it was his wife. Dong Ying was taken aback, and then rejoiced: "Female general, female soldier...... Good thing, I like female soldiers and female generals the most. ”

She looked carefully at the girls behind Yi Yun and saw that most of them were carrying weapons, such as Li Chengyu carrying a steel gun with a long Zhang, Sasa Chengzheng, Chikuzen Baimei and others carrying rifles, these weapons were quite conspicuous......

"Sure enough, they are all female generals, great, I like it!" Dong Ying suddenly said: "Hey, do you want to jump to me......? Well...... Five thousand taels of silver a month, how?"

"Flutter!" Yi Yun vomited blood, this woman is so exaggerated, she actually poached my horn so blatantly, fortunately, most of these girls are my women, or they like me, how can they be so easy to poach.

As soon as he thought of this, he saw this guy from Zaga Sun City jumping out of the ground, and his eyes lit up and said: "Really, give me 5,000 taels a month? I am willing to change jobs! This man is an enemy of Buddha, and I didn't want to follow him in the first place." ”

"Flutter!" Iyun vomited blood again, forgetting that there was a caught guy in the woman's pile, and this guy hadn't been completely subdued.

However, as soon as Zahe Sun Shi jumped out and spoke, Dong Ying frowned again: "Why is she a Fusang woman? I don't understand what she just said!"

It turns out that Sagasun speaks Fuso...... She actually didn't understand what Dong Ying said, she relied on Oda Seaweed's translation to understand, she jumped out and shouted a few words of Fusang language for a fart, and Seaweed couldn't help her translate the words of job hopping, and Dong Ying's house didn't prepare a translation of Fusang, so of course she couldn't understand it.

A few girls ran over and dragged him back behind the desk, all sweating.

Dong Ying was not very interested in the Fuso Ji Samurai, so she didn't stare at Saga Sun City anymore, her eyes continued to turn in the crowd, hey, there was an acquaintance in the crowd...... He actually saw Cai Rou, the king of Qiantang, in Yiyun's women's pile: "Huh, cousin Cai Rou, why are you mixed in his women's pile?"

"That...... Well...... Hey...... "Cai Rou hmmmm

Dong Ying suddenly became angry: "Okay, wow, I understand, it was this poor dick who bullied you for being weak and forced you to do that?

"Hmm...... Yes...... Uh-huh......" Cai Rou was hmmmmmm

"Wow, stinky man, you're going too far, you actually shot at Cai Rou!" Dong Ying jumped up.

"I didn't do anything to her, she herself insisted on saying that I did something to her. "Ivan's skull hurts a little.

"Well, it's not a big deal. Zhao Yunxuan came out to persuade him.

"Hey, someone was forcibly pushed by a stinky man, you actually said that it wasn't a big deal? What is a big deal?" Dong Ying sweated.

"The stuffing of buns is the most important thing in the world. Zhao Yunxuan said seriously: "The practice of bun filling is related to the taste of the whole bun, which is a very important event...... There is an old saying that success is also steamed bun filling, and defeat is also steamed bun filling...... There is also a poem: I sat up in shock when I was dying and sick, just because the bun filling expired......"

Dong Ying: "......"

Evan: "......"

"Alright, enough of the jokes. Zhao Yunxuan grinned and said: "Cousin, are there any powerful people around here, introduce one or two to us, and we will invite him to come together to suppress bandits and save the country." At the beginning, we invited the Sanjiang Pavilion, the Cao Gang, the Beggars and other gangs to deal with the Japanese Invaders, and since Li Zicheng was a powerful man, we also had to think of some other way. ”

Dong Ying thought for a while: "Well, I definitely want to invite some helpers, but unfortunately I don't have the combat strength to help you, let me think about it, is there any place nearby where I can mobilize useful troops?"

She thought for a long time, and suddenly clapped her hands and said: "Ah, there is! From here to the north, you can't go far, there is Songshan Shaolin Temple, where the bald head is very powerful, you go to Shaolin Temple for help." ”

As soon as she said this, Yi Yun suddenly became energetic: "Shaolin?"

"Yes! Shaolin!" Dong Ying nodded and said, "It's a very powerful temple, there are many, many bald heads in it." This temple was built more than 1,000 years ago, with more than 10,000 acres of land, more than 5,000 pavilions, monks and thousands of monks, we have eight princes in the Shaolin Temple, the so-called world martial arts out of Shaolin...... Tsk......"

In fact, there is no need for Dong Ying's introduction, Yi Yun knows how powerful Shaolin is, and the fourth-order "Arhat" under him is a little monk who came down the mountain from Shaolin Temple to practice, and a little monk who goes out of the mountain casually is so powerful, and the bald head in the mountain does not know how fierce. !!!

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