695. King Xiangyang prepares his luggage
Yi Yun took out the map and looked at it, the location of the Shaolin Temple is in Songshan, that is, near Dengfeng. And the route that Yi Yun originally planned to take was to go north from Xiangyang to Luoyang, and then from Luoyang to the west through Tongguan into Shaanxi, so if you calculate, you can't go far to Shaolin Temple, just go to one more Dengfeng: "Okay, let's go to Shaolin and see if I can get some monks to help." ”
After listening to what Yi Yun said, he couldn't help but interject and asked, "Are we planning to go to the temple of the Great Meng Kingdom?"
"Yes!" I don't know which girl answered her.
Saga Sun City was immediately overjoyed: "Wow, I heard that Buddhism in the Great Meng Country is also very prosperous, and I have always wanted to find a chance to see what the Buddhist temple here is like." ”
"You want to be beautiful, Shaolin Temple has had a rule since ancient times 695, and the king of Xiangyang is not allowed to enter when he prepares his luggage. Yi Yun snorted, in fact, he was talking nonsense, just taking out the setting in Jin Yong's novel. The temples of the Celestial Empire have not forbidden women since ancient times, because in ancient times, it was often women who liked to burn incense and worship the Buddha, if women were not allowed to enter the temple, who would send sesame oil money? If there is no sesame oil money, will the monks drink the northwest wind? It is related to the problem of rice bowls, and those who prohibit women from entering the temple are stupid*!
Yi Yun deliberately said that Shaolin didn't let women in, just to play a trick on Zahesun City.
Sure enough, when Saga Sunshi heard this, he jumped up in shock: "Nani? Wow rub! Why is there such a rule?"
"Because Shaolin is a masculine place, and women are feminine physiques, people with feminine physique will immediately bleed to death when they enter the masculine land. "Iyun is talking nonsense in a serious way.
"What should that woman do if she really wants to enter the temple?" asked Saga Sunichi.
"It's very simple, you must first reconcile yin and yang...... Yi Yun said with a serious face, righteous and stern: "Men are yang, women are yin, yin and yang are kneaded together, rubbed and kneaded, rubbed and kneaded, after kneading for a night, you can enter the Shaolin Temple safely the next day, but ...... The effect can only last for one day, and if you still 695 the next day, the king of Xiangyang prepares his luggage and wants to enter the temple, he must first reconcile yin and yang into one night. ”
Girls: "......"
The red fox opened her mouth wide, this undisciplined words made her want to give Yi Yun a bite on the neck, but she couldn't figure out if the Shaolin Temple really said this, in case what Yi Yun said was true, wouldn't she bite the wrong person? It was quite funny to open her mouth and not bite it off, so uncomfortable.
"What you said is true?" Sakaga Sun Ichilen: "This...... Arrow...... Solo...... I'll have to think about whether or not I'm going to go in. ”
"Uh-huh, think about it!" Yi Yun chuckled in his heart.
After everyone used the luxurious meal prepared by Dong Ying, Yi Yun was about to leave, but Dong Ying suddenly stopped him and said: "Don't patronize yourself, stinky cousin, I also want to go to Shaolin Temple, I went to pray once a few years ago, and my wish came true, but I didn't go to repay my wish, just you and Zhao Yunxuan and Cai Rou's two cousins are going, let's go together." ”
"Your mouth stinks so much, I don't want to walk with you. Eyun snorted.
"It's not because men stink too much! When I don't talk to men, my mouth doesn't stink at all. Dong Ying snorted.
"I'm rubbing, what an awkward guy, ignore you anyway. Iwan turned to leave.
Dong Ying hurriedly shouted: "Hey, I'm an ordinary person with no occupation and no skills! In this era of war and chaos, there are still hundreds of thousands of rogue people scurrying around outside, stinky cousin, you can't bear to let me, a weak female ruffle, go so far without anyone to protect me?"
"Huh?" Yi Yun heard this, but his heart softened, it makes sense, although this guy has a bad mouth, he is also my cousin, he can be regarded as a relative, it was just before, now Li Zicheng is in rebellion, there must be many little thieves running around in the world, and it is indeed dangerous to let this guy travel by himself. Forget it, just be a good person, although my brother is usually a bad person, but when facing beautiful women, he will occasionally be a good person: "Forget it, then take you with me, my army is already on standby, and I can travel at any time, if you want to go with us, hurry up and prepare your luggage." ”
"Okay, then I'll go and prepare the luggage for the trip, you wait here for a while, I'll be ready soon. Dong Ying smiled and walked out of the hall and went around to the back house.
As soon as she left, Yi Yun saw that Zhao Yunxuan and Cai Rou both had very painful expressions, and said curiously: "What's wrong with you two? Why are your expressions so weird?"
Zhao Yunxuan smiled bitterly: "Oh my God, you really want to take her with you, it's over...... It's completely over...... While she's gearing up, let's go eat all the delicious buns from all over the country and come back. ”
Cai Rou also shook her head and whispered, "Cousin, didn't you say that you want to conquer Europe? Let's take advantage of the time when Cousin Dong Ying is preparing her luggage to conquer Europe and come back." ”
"Nani?" Eyun was shocked.
Zhao Yunxuan sighed: "It seems that it is not long enough to eat a circle of steamed buns from all over the country and conquer Europe...... Cousin, you told me on the boat that there is the Pacific Ocean to the east, and that there is an island in the Americas on the other side of the Pacific Ocean, and that we should go and conquer the islands of America and come back, so that maybe there will be just enough time for her to prepare her luggage. ”
"I don't think that's enough. Cai Rou said with a sad face: "When my son can make soy sauce, I don't know if she is ready to finish it." ”
"Hey, you don't have a son yet, don't you even have a man. Iyun Khan: "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"
"Uh...... In a word...... Dong Ying's action in preparing her luggage is very slow, very slow!" Zhao Yunxuan spread her hands: "If you don't believe it, let's go to the backyard to watch the show now." ”
Zhao Yunxuan pulled up Yiyun and walked to the back house of Xiangyang Palace, although there were many female guards of the palace on the road, but seeing that the king of Jinling was going to go in, no one dared to stop them, so they let the two of them easily walk to the back house, only to see that here is the same as the front house, pavilions and pavilions, beautiful, flowers blooming everywhere, after walking in such an environment for a while, they came to the front of a small attic, only to see a large group of servants are going in and out of the small attic, everyone is holding daily things in their hands, there are a few maids at the door of the attic carrying a big box over, and other servants put the things in their hands into the box。
A handmaiden, who looked a bit cultured, was singing loudly about what had been put in the box: "The bronze mirror is on all sides...... Silver mirror on all sides...... Golden Mirror ...... on All Sides Western glass zhang on all sides...... 10 wooden combs...... Ten croissant combs...... Ten horn combs...... Rouge...... Okay, this box is full, sealed up, and loaded onto the sand cart...... Don't move so slowly, don't delay the prince's plan to travel. ”
Yi Yun wiped a handful of sweat: "Dare to ask this girl, these things are all used by the King of Xiangyang to go out together?"
"Yes!" the servant girl blinked.
"Why do you have to bring so many kinds of mirrors, and one with four sides, does it make sense? Isn't one mirror enough?" said Iyun Khan.
The maid smiled: "A man is a man, and I don't even know how to make up a woman, if there are no two mirrors, some places are dead ends, and I can't see them, so I have to put the two mirrors facing each other, so that I can see the hairstyle behind my back or something......"
"But you obviously have four kinds of mirrors, a total of more than a dozen!" Yi Yun complained: "It's not just two!"
"It's a different kind of mirror, and it depends on the mood. The maidservant said seriously: "When you are in a golden mood, use a gold mirror, when you are in a normal mood, use a silver mirror, and when you are in a bad mood, use a copper mirror...... Well...... Use a glass mirror when applying makeup. ”
"Flutter!" Yi Yun vomited blood: "But each mirror you bring is not two-sided, but four-sided, why is this?"
"Mirrors are easy to get damaged or broken, especially Western glass mirrors are too easy to rot, of course, you should prepare a set of spare ......"
"Flutter!" Yi Yun vomited blood again: "Okay, why do you bring ten combs of each?"
"The prince has a hobby of breaking the comb when he is angry...... No more. The maidservant said seriously.
Evan: "......"
At this time, the maidservants brought another box, and the servants began to lift things and stuff them inside: "A sandalwood table, four matching sandalwood chairs......"
Iyun Khan: "Don't bring this kind of thing!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw several handmaidens carrying the bed out of the small attic.
"Oh my God, don't take your bed on a trip, put it down!" yelled.
At this time, a group of carpenters came running over and began to demolish the small attic.
Yi Yun broke out in a cold sweat: "Are you planning to take this attic with you?"
"Exactly!" said the carpenters, earnestly, "fold them into parts, and assemble them again when they get to the campsite...... In this way, the prince does not have to sleep in low-grade things such as tents, and can rest in his beloved little attic every day. ”
Iyun Khan said, "How long does it take to assemble this thing?"
"Soon, we're journeymen, it only takes five days to dismantle this thing, and ten days to reassemble it......"
When Yi Yun heard this, he broke out in a cold sweat: "That is to say...... It takes 10 days to camp and 5 days to camp, and every day of march does it take 15 days of rest before we can continue to advance?"
"yes, what's so strange about this? Our Xiangyang King travels like this. ”
"Flutter!" Yi Yun vomited blood, and suddenly he thought of something, and couldn't help asking: "Then I have a question that I can't help but ask, since this house is so laborious and time-consuming to dismantle and assemble, then in the process of dismantling and assembling, where is King Xiangyang sleeping? ”
"Lord Hu is so smart, this question can also be thought of. The carpenters smiled and said: "The prince of Xiangyang has already prepared countermeasures, we have a total of fifteen carpenter teams, and each team is responsible for an attic...... Other words...... As long as it is guaranteed that an attic is demolished and built every day apart, it is guaranteed that the prince will live in the attic every night during his travels. In order to make the prince live comfortably, these fifteen attics are all exactly the same shape, and even the interior decoration is exactly the same. In other words, in order to find fifteen identical night pearls to illuminate, the prince spent millions of taels of silver. ”
Yiyun: "......"!!
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