Eighteen years ago, during the Shunhe period of the Dachang Dynasty.

Nine Plains Country, the Western Wasteland Gobi.

The old man with a basket in his hand led a child and walked cautiously on the battlefield that had just ended the battle, driving away the crows that were pecking at the corpses, and the crows flew into the air and hovered over the heads of the two men.

The child suddenly stopped and looked at a corpse: "Grandpa, do dead people laugh too?" ”

The old man looked at the corpse next to him with a strange smile and explained, "People come to this world crying, so they should leave with a smile." ”

After speaking, the old man smiled at the child, and just as he was secretly proud of his humanistic and philosophical explanation, the child pointed to the corpse next to him and asked, "Then why is this dead man's head crying?" ”

Grandpa's smile disappeared, and he slapped the child's head: "It's just you, so things!" The good things here have been picked up, so hurry up and take a look over there. Remember, you don't have to rummage through the sandal-clad corpses, because they're all poor. ”

"What does the poor fork mean?"

"The cross word represents a sensitive word, and if you say it, it will be automatically blocked, and you can only understand it."

The child looked down at the straw sandals on his feet: "Understood, so, we are also poor, right?" ”

Grandpa clenched his fists and kept smiling, but the child's questions didn't end there.

"Grandpa, why are there so many corpses, but there is no blood?"

"Because it's too bloody to pass the trial, you have to seal the book at the beginning, and the buddy who wrote the book is finished."

"Oh, Grandpa, you know so much."

"Alas, they were all forced, no, they were forked."

Just after the grandfather and grandson walked towards the distance towards the sunset, the smiling corpse yawned and turned over and climbed up, looked around vigilantly, and after confirming that there was no one, he reached out and pushed the crying corpse next to him: "Torture, wake up, don't sleep." ”

The corpse called torture was snoring, and the man stepped on his face: "Sleep your sister!" Get up! ”

The torture technique with footprints on his face finally opened his eyes: "Senior brother, I had a very bleak dream. ”

These two guys who are sleeping on the battlefield are senior brothers, the senior brother is called Hu Shuntang, and the junior brother is called torture. Although they are both recent graduates of the Heteropathic Academy, their majors are completely different. Hu Shuntang chose the specialty of opening the coffin, while the criminal art was the specialty of the cargo chaser, and the main teacher of the two of them was Li Chaonian, a well-known local minister in the different rivers and lakes.

One local minister taught two students with different occupations, just like a private school teacher who trained his two students to become monks and Taoist priests respectively.

As for the terms "Heterodox", "Heteropathic College", "Coffin Opener", "Cargo Chaser", and "Physiognomy", old friends must be very familiar with them, but new friends must be puzzled when they read this, don't worry, they will naturally explain later.

Back to the book, Hu Shuntang heard that he had a very bleak dream, but he was not curious at all, but instead took out a piece of rune paper and pasted it directly in front of Xingshu's forehead.

The torture technique with the talisman paper on his forehead was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Just as Hu Shuntang was about to explain, a group of people from the government appeared in the distance, and the eyes of the group, whether they were people or horses, were glowing blood-red in the sunset.

Seeing this, Hu Shuntang pressed the torture technique to the ground: "Oh no! It's a carapace! ”

Frightened by this, the torturer curled up in a ball, covering his mouth with his hands.

What is a carapace?

癸 (gui), the tenth place of the heavenly stem, also known as Zhaoyang. The son of Zhaoyang is called Jia Xuan, Jia Xuan was originally a Nine Heavens Kui Xing, with a longbow, good at archery, and only eight buckets high. Zhaoyang and Jia Xuan's father and son were given death because of their contempt for the Nine Heavens, and after their deaths, the father and son turned into resentment, and the resentment fell into the land of the Nine Plains, and all things could be integrated with it to become a decanter.

Armor, not human, not ghost, not demon, not demon.

Although the Decal Armor was born in the Nine Plains, it can reach nine heavens and enter the Nine Domains, spanning yin and yang.

In layman's terms, there was originally an immortal named Zhaoyang above the Nine Heavens, and this guy gave birth to a son named Jia Xuan, who was also ranked in the immortal class and was named Kui Xing, which was better than his father. But Jia Xuan was arrogant and self-righteous, and he was afraid of the sky and the air, causing the gods of the Nine Heavens to jointly write a letter to impeach Jia Xuan, but the Nine Heavens Emperor, who originally wanted to open the net, was scolded by Jia Xuan again, and in anger, he directly gave Jia Xuan and Zhaoyang father and son to death.

After the father and son died, the resentment did not disappear, fell into the land of the Nine Plains, and constantly self-replicated, if anyone accidentally inhaled this resentment, they would become a creature called the carapace, and the creature that became the carcass could also turn others into carapace.

This new creature is neither a human, nor a ghost, nor a demon, and it is also divided into levels, and high-grade decarapaces can shuttle between yin and yang.

In this world, the underworld is called the Nine Domains, the Yang world is called the Nine Plains, and the place where the immortals live is called the Nine Heavens.

To sum up, it is equivalent to the outbreak of Resident Evil in this world called Jiuyuan. Not only humans, but also animals have a chance to be infected with carapace, and infected individuals will have some strange behaviors in the early stages, including but not limited to madness, uncontrolled singing and dancing, or serious violent tendencies.

This is the reason why Hu Shuntang wanted to put a talisman paper on the forehead of the torture technique, and he realized that his junior brother had a high chance of being infected in the previous melee.

Originally, today was the internship day for the fresh graduates of the Heteropathic Academy, and Li Chaonian led his fifty or so students to set up an ambush here, with the purpose of eliminating a dart team possessed by the armor. But just as this dart team was about to approach the encirclement, the torture suddenly sang loudly and sang a song "When Love is Approaching".

It was a very sad song, and the song of sorrow was naturally the result of sorrow.

The suspected infected torture technique directly exposed the position of this group of new graduates of the heretical academy because of their singing, causing them to have to launch an attack in advance. Who knew that at the same time as they rushed out, a group of bandits who robbed the road also rushed out from behind the hill on the left, and then a group of bandits from the Xiyuan Government Mansion came out of the hill on the right.

In this chaotic situation, the people of the Heretic Academy could not find any opportunity to explain, and besides, it was possible that everyone present could be infected and become a carapace. Therefore, this ambush on the armor quickly turned into a four-sided melee, which lasted for a day, and the final result was that all the jade and stones were burned and they all died together.

Why can Hu Shuntang and the torture art survive? Soon after the start of the fight, the torture technique was frightened and fainted, and after Li Chaonian found out that the situation was urgent, he directly grabbed the stunned torture technique and threw it to Hu Shuntang, originally letting Hu Shuntang leave with the fainting torture technique on his back, but he didn't expect to smash Hu Shuntang directly unconscious.

Because Hu Shuntang and Criminal Technique are Li Chaonian's most important students, and they are also the protagonists in "Midnight Coffin Opener" and "Strange Goods" in the cross-culture series, they naturally don't die so easily with the aura of the protagonist.

However, the torture technique and Hu Shuntang who fainted before and after did not find Li Chaonian who had taken advantage of the chaos at all.

I have to mention here that Hu Shuntang never smiles on weekdays, but as long as he falls asleep, he will show a gentle and bright smile, so he is called "not smiling" by others in the academy.

Returning to the book, Hu Shuntang cautiously raised his eyes and looked at those armors: "It seems that the corpse collection team of the government is also possessed by the armor." ”

The torturer covered his mouth vigorously, but he still couldn't resist the urge to sing, so he had to take off his socks and stuff them in his mouth.

Seeing this, Hu Shuntang said, "Are you crazy!?" Your socks are so dirty! After speaking, Hu Shuntang took away the socks in the mouth of the torture technique, took off his own socks and handed them to the torture technique, "Use mine, I love cleaner than you, I have to change the socks once every half a month." ”

Tears flowed down his eyes, not because he was moved, but because he was smoked by the smell of socks.

Hu Shuntang touched his waist: "I only have three runes left, but there are five armors, we have almost no chance of winning, we can only continue to pretend to be dead, maybe they won't find us." ”

Although he is also a student of the Alien Academy, he is not good at fighting, and the key is that even if he is now sticking talisman paper and shouting stinky socks in his mouth, he can't completely suppress the idea of singing, and he is afraid that he will turn into a decanter in the next second.

Then, he was beaten to death by his senior brother!

The two of them continued to pretend to be dead, and when they silently said "can't see me" in their hearts, the armor in the distance seemed to have discovered something.

The head of the deacher sniffed with his nose: "It seems that there are living people, you two, go over and take a look." ”

The two soldiers who had been called the armor walked towards the location of Hu Shuntang and Xingshu with weapons in hand, and stabbed every corpse they saw along the way.

Seeing that the two armors were getting closer and closer, the trembling of the torture body became more and more severe, and he even began to roll his eyes.

Hu Shuntang grabbed the hand of the torture technique and said in a low voice: "Senior brother, you must endure it, it depends on you whether you live or die." ”

His eyes rolled and the torture technique with spit on the corners of his mouth trembled: "Don't worry, I'm still in the song selection stage, and I really can't find a song suitable for this scene, so I'm very entangled." ”

Choose your sister! You retarded! Hu Shuntang was stunned, but he couldn't get angry at the moment, so he had to soothe: "Senior brother, you must hold back, if we can survive this time, even if senior brother travels all over the world, he must find God to heal your illness." ”

Hu Shuntang's words surprised the torturer, he didn't expect that his senior brother not only didn't complain about him, but also thought about taking him to a famous doctor, and didn't even let him be quarantined at home for 14 days, this is probably love, right?

The torture technique smiled movingly, but the tears flowed down with laughter, and the impulse to sing was also dissolved by Hu Shuntang's love, he grabbed Hu Shuntang's hand and choked up: "Senior brother, if we can survive this time, we will ...... Let's get married! ”

The air condensed at this moment, Hu Shuntang took a deep breath, jumped up and raised his foot to step on the face of the torture technique continuously: "Become your sister!" Go to hell! This isn't a Tanmei novel! ”

Hu Shuntang, who jumped up, startled those deacers, and those deacers didn't understand, why Hu Shuntang suddenly jumped up and committed violence against the person next to him, and the torture technique covered with shoe prints on his face still had a happy smile?

The Decal cannot comprehend human emotions, just as they don't know that love and hate are both the root of human power!

Now is the time! Hu Shuntang took advantage of the stunned group of decay armor to take out the two rune papers on his waist, and after folding the rune paper into a dart shape, he threw it, and also shouted out the activated spell in his mouth: "Love you walking alone in the dark alley!" ”

The rune paper dart exploded the moment it hit the two armor soldiers, and the huge flames instantly reduced the two evil creatures to nothing.

"Be careful! It's a heretic! The leader of the armor assumed a fighting stance, "Spread out!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the leader of the armor felt the breath of another of his subordinates disappear. The leader turned slowly, and found that Hu Shuntang had gone around to his rear at some point, and shoved the only remaining piece of rune paper into the mouth of the subordinate, who was burned to a pile of ashes in an instant.

It's really fast. The leader of the armor glanced at the only remaining subordinate, and when his subordinate was about to step forward, he raised his hand to block it: "It's kind of interesting, unlike the group of rubbish we encountered earlier, you are not his opponent, leave it to me." ”

Hu Shuntang said coldly: "I'm in a hurry, you guys can go together." ”

The leader of the armor frowned, hesitated for a while, and then said, "Okay! ”

Hello your sister! I'm just pretending to be cool, okay! Hu Shuntang pretended to be calm: "Since you want to go together, then I can only use that." ”

As these words came out, the leader and soldiers subconsciously took a step back and switched their combat stance to a defensive stance.

The torture technique in the distance held his breath, could it be that the senior brother secretly learned the forbidden technique of the different paths? Oh, my God! No! Brother, why are you so depraved!?

Hu Shuntang pulled out his posture and raised his fist: "Soul Technique!" Martial Spirit's True Body! ”

The leader of the armor trembled: "You went to the wrong book, right?" This is not Douluo Continent! ”

"Tenfold Realm King Fist!"

"What the hell is Dragon Ball!"

"Avada's Curse!"

"Fuck off! There are no wizards in this world! ”

"Autobots! Deformation! Let's go! ”

“……”

The two dumb armors looked at Hu Shuntang dumbfounded, this stupid fork even simulated the sound made by the transformers when they transformed!

Suddenly, Hu Shuntang put his hand into the pocket of his abdomen: "Since those tricks just now are useless to you, then there is no way, don't blame me for being too cruel......"

When Hu Shuntang's hand slowly took out a prop from his pocket, the tone of his voice suddenly became sharp and cute: "Bamboo-dragonfly!" ”

What's the end of pretending to be Doraemon!? Sell moe!?

The leader of the armor glared at Hu Shuntang: "Do you think we don't kill idiots?" You're wrong, we just don't turn idiots into partners, and now that your show is over, it's our turn. ”

Hu Shuntang suddenly looked at the torture technique lying in the pile of corpses in the distance: "Senior brother, leave me alone, run-"

Just when the two deacers subconsciously turned to look at the torture technique with a blank expression, Hu Shuntang pulled out his legs and slipped away.

The torture technique and the two deachers were shocked, they never expected that at the critical moment, Hu Shuntang would make a forbidden technique called "Six Relatives Don't Recognize"!

Senior brother, I'm sorry, if there is a next life, let's continue the frontier! After Hu Shuntang ran out of more than ten meters, he tripped over a hand, he got up and turned his head to look, and found that the owner of the hand turned out to be his teacher Li Chaonian.

Hu Shuntang immediately stepped forward and hugged Li Chaonian: "Master, it turns out that you are not dead!" ”

"I was in a hurry to walk in the morning, I didn't eat breakfast, and I fainted with low blood sugar." Li Chaonian opened his eyes and said, "Is there anything to eat?" Just have some Buddha jumping over the wall, steamed grouper, truffle, caviar and so on. ”

Hu Shuntang fumbled around his body for a long time and found something. (Note: This is an advertising space, if you need to advertise, you can contact me, you can implant here, for example, Hu Shuntang found out a certain brand of weight loss pills.) I can also design advertising words for free, and now I can enjoy a 20% discount on product placement, with limited places on a first-come, first-served basis. ）

After Li Chaonian ate what Hu Shuntang had given, he immediately regained his strength, and then watched with Hu Shuntang at the torture technique that was being beaten by two deacers in the distance.

Li Chaonian immediately understood something: "Shun Tang, you actually secretly learned the Alien Forbidden Technique and refused to admit it, how could you be so depraved?" ”

Hu Shuntang had to kneel down and admit his mistake: "Master, the apprentice knows that he is wrong." ”

"If you know your mistakes, you can improve it, as the so-called prodigal son does not change his money," Li Chaonian helped Hu Shuntang up, "Remember, today every year in the future is your junior brother's death day, remember to burn paper for him." ”

Hu Shuntang suppressed the tears in his eyes: "The apprentice understands, and the apprentice will not forget the bits and pieces of those years with the junior brother." ”

Li Chaonian sighed and said: "It's only strange that you meet late, create things and make people, let's go." ”

Let's go, sister! I'm alive! The torturer, who had been beaten into pigs' heads, looked at the two people who were getting farther and farther away, and when they were in despair, the cry of a baby came from the carriage of a dart team in the distance.

The cry seemed to have a kind of magic power, which made the two deacers who were still violently stop, and also made Li Chaonian and Hu Shuntang, who were originally leaving, stop.

Everyone present looked at the carriage, and the head of the carlet suddenly rushed towards the carriage, and at the same time, Li Chaonian also flew forward, and the moment the two collided in the air, a huge shock wave erupted, directly flying Hu Shuntang, the torture technique, and another car, but the carriage did not move at all.

Li Chaonian and the leader of the Guijia fell to the ground, and both of them were injured to varying degrees.

"Sure enough...... "Boss Armor said, covering his shoulders, "you are here for the Heavenly Baby, I should have found out a long time ago." ”

What day baby? Hu Shuntang and the torture technique were very puzzled, could it be that the crying child in the carriage was the so-called heavenly baby? What is a Heavenly Baby?

Li Chaonian straightened up and moved his arm: "Since it has been discovered, there is no need to hide it anymore, leave Tianying, I will spare you two from dying, otherwise, your fate will be ashes!" ”

The armor leader turned his head to look at his other armor: "I'll block them, you take the Heavenly Infant and leave." ”

As soon as the decider got close to the carriage, he was directly knocked away by Li Chaonian's palm, and the whole person was directly disintegrated into dust by that force when he was still in mid-air.

Li Chaonian's anti-heaven power shocked Hu Shuntang and the torture arts, they didn't expect that the master, who would almost only attack with mouth cannons on weekdays and behave like such a sissy, would hide such a huge power.

The leader of the armor was shocked, but he immediately understood something, because even a heterodox master could not possess such tremendous power.

Next, the leader of the armor did something unexpected, it reached out directly and stabbed into his chest, took out the heart like black charcoal, and then directly crushed it.

The moment his heart shattered, the leader of the armor also turned into a pile of ashes.

It's just that before the disappearance of the leader of the armor, Hu Shuntang seemed to hear him say, "Please." ”

Li Chaonian walked to the carriage and opened the curtain of the carriage, a dazzling light shone out, although the light was dazzling, it was so warm, as if being embraced by a young lady with a crush.

In the carriage is placed in a cradle made of flowers, and the baby boy in the cradle is still crying, but the cry is not harsh, but can soothe the wounds of people's hearts and make people feel the tranquility from the starry sky.

Li Chaonian and Xingshu also stepped forward slowly, stood next to the carriage and watched, and found that the baby boy not only had a peerless and beautiful face, but also had an incomparable figure, although he had just reached the full moon, he already had chest muscles and eight-pack abs!

Hu Shuntang was puzzled: "Master, what kind of demon is this?" ”

"Nonsense!" Li Chaonian was a little annoyed, "Are you jealous of a baby?" ”

He asked, "Master, is this the child you said earlier?" What is a Heavenly Baby? ”

Li Chaonian didn't explain, but said: "That's right, it's indeed a heavenly baby, only a heavenly baby has such perfect abdominal muscles after birth!" ”

So, what does a heavenly baby mean a baby who is born with eight-pack abs?

Hu Shuntang asked again: "Master, the purpose of our ambush today is for this child?" Why didn't you say it earlier? ”

Li Chaonian did not answer, but carefully lifted the flower basket out of the carriage.

Hu Shuntang sensed that something was wrong, and gave the torture technique a look, and the torture technique slowly approached Hu Shuntang after understanding it.

Hu Shuntang asked again: "Master, since you are here for the Heavenly Baby, why didn't you tell us in advance?" What's going on with those bandits and bandit armies? You couldn't have told them in advance, did you? ”

That's right, it was indeed Li Chaonian who notified the bandits, falsely claiming that those dart masters were escorting a batch of Longding gold, and then released the news to the government, so that the bandit army was informed of the bandits' actions.

The reason why Li Chaonian wanted to do this was because he knew very well that he and the fifty students under him together were not the opponents of that group of armor, and if other forces were involved, it would be easier for him to succeed in the melee, and he could also hide his true purpose.

Things developed far more smoothly than Li Chaonian imagined, although the armor was strong, it still couldn't stop the group of poor and crazy bandits, as well as the group of meritorious bandits. After all, no one except the people of the Heterodox Academy wanted to stay in this desert.

Li Chaonian, who was carrying a basket of flowers, looked at Hu Shuntang and said: "Shuntang, you are actually very smart, a smart person like you shouldn't be trapped in a different way academy, what the teachers there teach you is always some pedantic things, they won't make you strong, as long as it's useful, they will say that it's a forbidden art, why don't you follow me, I will make you a real powerhouse in the different way." ”

Hu Shuntang looked resentful, but the torture technique beside him didn't seem to understand what was happening, and he still looked like he was demented.

Li Chaonian said: "If you think about it, you can help the teacher kill the idiot next to you first, even if it is a vote." He doesn't have any talent in torture, even if he sings, he can't do it all, and there is a high chance that he will be infected, and he will soon become a decanter, and when the time comes, you can't kill him without killing him. ”

Hearing this, Xingshu's lips trembled, he didn't expect that a teacher he respected so much would say such a thing. He knew that he was a waste, and he knew that he had no combat effectiveness, but he had absolute confidence in his voice, but this confidence was completely shattered at this moment.

Hu Shuntang turned his head to look at the torture technique and said, "Choose your favorite song and sing it out loud." ”

Torture smiled bitterly: "Let me sing when I die, is this cruel or merciful?" ”

Hu Shuntang faced Li Chaonian and opened his posture: "Your singing will be the melody of my battle!" ”

Li Chaonian put down the flower basket: "It seems that we can't talk about it, since you sincerely ask for death, then I will send you down to the Nine Domains with great mercy!" ”

Hu Shuntang stood in front of the torture: "Senior brother, have you chosen the song you want to sing?" It's time to get started! ”

The torture technique hiding behind Hu Shuntang mustered up the courage and said: "I want to sing the popular song "Learn to Bark", is it okay?" ”

Sing it! Shout with your soul! Shout out the melody of battle! Let the blood burn!

Hu Shuntang quickly moved behind Li Chaonian, but the corners of Li Chaonian's mouth rose slightly, and Li Chaonian had already hit Hu Shuntang in the next second. However, the moment his fist hit, Li Chaonian's face changed, because all he hit was the afterimage of Hu Shuntang!

When did this kid's speed become so fast!? When Li Chaonian was looking for Hu Shuntang around, he was punched in the back and fell directly to the ground.

At the same time, the torture technique also stood on the roof of the carriage, dancing his body while singing the heart-warming song in a bel canto way.

"Hey-yo-let's learn to bark together, we're babbling together, hugging our thighs and shaking our waists, shaking and shaking ...... together"

When Li Chaonian got up, he found that Hu Shuntang was on all fours, with spit on the corner of his mouth and looking at him viciously, and his attack posture had also changed.

Li Chaonian looked at the torture technique on the top of the carriage again, and he immediately understood that the reason why Hu Shuntang was able to improve his combat effectiveness in a short period of time was entirely because of the singing of the torture technique.

Therefore, that kid is not a waste, because of the reason for being infected with resentment, he actually awakened to become a spell singer.

The Alien Spell Singer can increase Attack, Defense, and Magic Power for himself or his allies according to different songs and different singing methods. At present, the song "Learning to Bark" sung by the torture arts, although it can only simply increase the attack power, but because of the bond between their brothers and sisters, Hu Shuntang used the long-lost mad fist in the rivers and lakes.

Mad Fist is actually a homonym for Rabies, and to put it bluntly, it is Mad Dog Fist. Li Chaonian vaguely remembered that the biggest feature of Crazy Boxing is entanglement and pulling, and the key is five words - rubbing, smelling, licking, planing, and biting.

Li Chaonian is not afraid of Hu Shuntang, who has now improved his combat effectiveness due to the blessing of the curse song, but because he must take into account the safety of Tianying, if he also comprehensively improves his magical power, the two forces collide together, and the consequences are unimaginable.

At this time, Hu Shuntang attacked again and pounced directly on Li Chaonian. Li Chaonian naturally avoided it easily, but his arm was still rubbed by Hu Shuntang's body, and at the moment he was rubbed, Li Chaonian felt that his arm began to itch.

After Hu Shuntang landed, he turned his back to Li Chaonian and said in a deep voice: "As long as you are rubbed, you will be finished." ”

Li Chaonian hurriedly rolled up his sleeves and looked at it, and a large rash had appeared on his arm, which was obviously an allergy symptom!

Hu Shuntang turned to look at Li Chaonian: "That's right, the first type of Crazy Fist Rubbing Attack is not a physical attack, but an alien attack, which concentrates the alien power on the surface of the skin, and then rubs against the other party, as long as it is next to a little bit, the body will immediately produce allergens." ”

"Dog hair allergy!" Li Chaonian said expressionlessly, but he still couldn't help but reach out and scratch the allergic part of his arm, "I actually used such a trick!" Vile! ”

Hu Shuntang said coldly: "Is it despicable? Teacher, compared to you, I am as pure as a white lotus! This battle has just begun, and you won't want to throw in the towel, will you? ”

I underestimated the enemy, I didn't expect these two guys to progress so quickly! Li Chaonian had to close the distance between them, and began to adjust his magical power, trying to reduce his magical power, fifty percent? No, three achievements are enough to deal with them.

Hu Shuntang pounced again, this time Li Chaonian did not let him touch his body again, to his surprise, Hu Shuntang did not intend to touch himself, and when he passed by, he clearly saw what Hu Shuntang's nose was smelling.

Is that the second type of dog fist attack?

After Li Chaonian landed, he protected the flower basket containing the heavenly baby, and panted to look at Hu Shuntang in the distance, not because of physical exhaustion, but because of the fear of facing the unknown.

Yes, he was scared, just like when the toilet is clogged, he doesn't have any tools, he can only handle it by hand, and he doesn't know what he will pull out.

Hu Shuntang straightened up and twisted his neck: "You can't hide, I already smell it." ”

Li Chaonian frowned, what did this kid smell? Is he playing tricks?

Hu Shuntang folded his hands and counted: "cerebral thrombosis, cervical spondylosis, chronic bronchiitis, breast hyperplasia, gastric ulcer, chronic enteritis, beriberi...... Counting from head to toe, I can already smell so many of your illnesses, it seems that you don't need to do anything, and you won't live long! ”

That's right, the second type of dog fist smell attack is essentially a psychological tactic, which can smell the disease on the opponent's body, and then say it out loud in public, so as to achieve the purpose of 100% psychological crit.

Li Chaonian was unmoved, and continued to secretly adjust his magical power.

The torture technique at the top of the carriage was still singing, and he was not only singing, but also dancing, although the appearance of dancing was disgusting. However, disgusting and unbearable staring is the charm of the mantra. It is precisely because of these two elements that the enemy does not dare to approach the Spell Singer easily.

Hu Shuntang realized that Li Chaonian had never fought back, and he must have been brewing some conspiracy, but with his current strength, he could not completely defeat him.

Hu Shuntang looked at the torture technique on the top of the carriage: "Senior brother, double!" ”

Doubling means that the spell singer's voice is more delicate, the movements are more charming, although it is more disgusting, but the power of the recipient will also be doubled, and at the same time, the recipient will also take hundreds of times the damage, and the slightest carelessness will tear the body apart by uncontrollable forces!

The torturer immediately shook his head in refusal.

Hu Shuntang was extremely resolute: "Have you forgotten those classmates who died tragically?" ”

Xingshu looked at the corpses of those classmates in the distance, and remembered the days when everyone peeked into the girls' dormitory together and went out to barbecue all night over the wall.

So, let's fight to the death for them!

Anyway, it's not me who died, I'm only responsible for singing and dancing......

The torture technique tore his shirt, shy his stomach, and after turning in a circle, he said to the wilderness: "Next, I will bring you a song "Love You". ”

The song of torture ignited Hu Shuntang's body, and he couldn't help but sneeze, he touched his nose, knowing that it must be thinking about himself in torture, but can their bond continue?

Li Chaonian couldn't help frowning when he looked at the torture technique that was completely intoxicated, because it was too disgusting.

However, Li Chaonian took a long breath: "Okay, I have now reduced my magic power to three percent." ”

What? Thirty percent? Does he mean that he can torture me with just 30% of his strength? Although Hu Shuntang knew that there was a gap in strength between himself and Li Chaonian, how could he lose to Li Chaonian, who only used thirty percent of his magic power? However, Li Chaonian's natural expression made him understand that the other party was not joking.

Hu Shuntang, who preemptively struck at him, pounced directly, constantly changing his body shape and attack method at the moment of approaching, and in a short period of time, he used the last three moves of the punching method of licking, planing, and biting!

However, the lightning attack was easily dodged by Li Chaonian.

After Hu Shuntang landed, he looked at Li Chaonian with a disdainful face, why didn't he fight back when he had a chance before?

He did it on purpose, he was laughing at me!

"Is it over?" Li Chaonian gently patted the dust off his body with his hand, "In other words, it's my turn, right?" ”

At this moment, Hu Shuntang knew that he was dead, he turned his head to look at the torture technique that had stopped singing and dancing, and at that moment, Li Chaonian had already carried a flower basket to him and punched him in the abdomen.

Vomit –

Hu Shuntang's eyes darkened, and he slowly fell.

Hu Shuntang fell, and the torture technique also sat on the ground, he knew that it would be his turn next, how would Li Chaonian insult himself?

Seeing Li Chaonian walking towards the carriage, the torture technique lay directly on the roof of the carriage, looking at the scorching sun in the sky, tears slipped down and said softly: "Come on......"

However, Li Chaonian walked by the carriage with a basket of flowers, and threw down a sentence: "I don't kill idiots, especially idiots with incomplete tones." ”

He doesn't kill people, but he punishes his heart. This is the realm of masters!

After Li Chaonian was gone, the torture technique rushed to Hu Shuntang, and when he was about to cry and mourn, he found that Hu Shuntang was smiling, and immediately understood that his senior brother was not dead, but just asleep. Looking at Hu Shuntang's sleeping appearance, the torture technique couldn't help but look into the distance, full of doubts.

Who is Li Chaonian? And what is that child who is called the Heavenly Baby?

At this time, Li Chaonian had already walked into the depths of the Gobi Wasteland, and he had to avoid the limelight here first, because once the news of Tianying's seizure spread, the nearby Guijia would come to inquire and rush to him. This operation was all arranged in advance by Li Chaonian, if it weren't for those children of the Heterodox Academy, bandits and official soldiers, he would not have any confidence that he would be able to defeat the dart team composed of the armor.

Li Chaonian picked up the heavenly baby in the flower basket, still unwilling to believe that this child could change the world in the future.

Li Chaonian looked up at the full moon in the sky, and his eyes glowed with blue. Then, he made a decision to send this child who could change the world of Jiuyuan to Ruiyuan City, because Ruiyuan City was inhabited by the kindest families in the entire Jiuyuan Kingdom.

As long as he grows up in that family, this child will definitely become a good person.

After making up his mind, Li Chaonian immediately set off, trekking through mountains and rivers, and sleeping in the open for three months, he finally came to the bottom of the luxurious city tower.

It's just that when Li Chaonian saw the three big characters "Shendu City" on the plaque of the city tower, he cried.

Because this road idiot went in the wrong direction from the beginning.