Chapter 1: A table of scum

Eighteen years later, the Nine Plains Kingdom, the Divine Capital City, and the West City.

"That bastard is out!" A fat man rushed out into the bustling street panting and shouted at the crowd at the top of his voice.

The fat man's words made the originally noisy street instantly quiet, and everyone froze in place, looking at the fat man with frightened eyes, because they all knew who the bastard was referring to.

Seeing that the others were unmoved, the fat man shouted again: "He is about three hundred meters away from here!" It's still too late, hide what should be hidden, and hide what should be hidden. ”

The fat man's reminder finally brought the frightened people back to their senses, and the streets were in chaos for an instant.

The fat man weaves through the crowd, calming everyone and maintaining order.

"Girl, don't remove your makeup, it's useless even if you are disfigured, as long as it's a woman, then the king won't let it go."

"Auntie, don't cry, listen to me, his goal is between 18 and 25 years old, and your age is your talisman."

"Auntie, hide your daughter."

"Girl, it's useless for you to wear men's clothes. Are you a man? It's not good for a man to be too good-looking, and the last time Hua Dan, wasn't he a man? It's not that he was dragged into the Tang Mansion by that bastard and ruined for three days and three nights. Listen to me, smear your face with cow dung, mess your hair, take off your shirt to indicate your gender, and maybe you can escape this fate. ”

The fat man said and stopped a carriage with a coffin: "Brother, who is in the coffin?" ”

The man who drove the car looked sad: "My wife, just died in the morning." ”

The fat man looked regretful: "The festival mourns and changes, burn it on the spot, just in case." ”

The man who drove the car was terrified: "That bastard doesn't even let go of the dead now?" ”

The fat man sighed, "Who knows? His interests change every day. Yesterday, right here, the bastard drooled for two hours at a portrait of a beautiful woman, and he poked seven or eight holes in a good painting. ”

While the man who was driving the car was hurriedly pouring fire oil on the coffin, the fat man saw the puppy in the corner not far away.

The fat man stepped forward to pick up the dog in three steps and two steps, and after determining the gender, he turned around and asked, "Who belongs to this dog?" Is there a master or no master? ”

Everyone was shocked when they heard this, the fat man's meaning was already very clear, and the interest of that king and eight lambs was not only limited to humans, as long as it was a female, even animals would not let go.

Seeing that no one responded, the fat man had to say to the puppy, "Run." ”

The puppy did not run away, but returned to the corner of the wall, and the fat man realized that there was a litter of puppies there, but the appearance of those puppies looked a little strange, obviously they were dogs, but they looked like cats.

The fat man looked at the puppy and its cub and said, "It turns out that you can't rest assured that the child is not at ease, so ask for more blessings for yourself, I can't help you." ”

The puppy let out a mournful scream as he shielded his child from his body.

The fat man looked at the panicked crowd and sighed. With a huge imperial capital, wouldn't anyone come out to stop that bastard?

Suddenly, the otherwise noisy street fell silent, and a disgusting smell began to fill the air. Everyone lowered their heads, not daring to look at the street, because the bastard who frightened them had already appeared.

At the corner of the street, there were two people and a cat, who had already formed a battle formation.

The short-haired man led by him was only eighteen or nineteen years old, dressed in luxurious clothes, and with a slingshot inlaid with gems pinned to his waist, he was the bastard in everyone's mouth, that is, the scumbag Tang Xiaohao known to everyone in the imperial capital.

The reason why Tang Xiaohao can run rampant in the imperial capital and be arrogant is entirely because his father Tang Chen is the commander of the Royal Iron Guard.

It's just that the moment Tang Xiaohao raised his head, his obscene appearance immediately lowered the appearance of the entire street, which was one of the reasons why the people present did not dare to look at him directly.

You must be wondering, why do you grow up like this and become a scumbag? This is exactly what makes him terrifying, just imagine, if you are a handsome guy, no matter how scummy you are, at least when you see that handsome face, you will at least not feel like a catastrophe.

It's like, after you have been beaten up and then you have gained a lump of gold, you may even beg the other person to beat you again, otherwise you will be embarrassed to take the lump of gold.

On the contrary, if you are facing an obscene-looking scumbag like Tang Xiaohao, when you see his face, it will be as if you have been poisoned, but you know that the antidote is ten catties of flies.

The Humpty Dumpty man in leather armor next to Tang Xiaohao is his personal servant Tang Dun, who has just turned 18 this year, and it is rumored that he used to be a cook in the Iron Guard, because of his miraculous achievements, he has the opportunity to enter the Tang Mansion and become a sycophant.

As for the shorthair cat with folded ears, it is Tang Xiaohao's most beloved pet jelly bean. By the way, this cat is also a scumbag in the animal kingdom of the imperial capital, but this cat's appearance far exceeds that of his owner.

Let's put it this way, those women would rather be despised by this cat than be looked at by Tang Xiaohao more.

Tang Xiaohao glanced at the trembling people on the street, and asked Tang Dun in a low voice: "Tang Dun, how do I look, young master?" ”

Tang Dun replied respectfully: "Young Master, you look even more despicable and shameless than yesterday, and you are completely a scumbag. ”

Tang Xiaohao picked up his pet cat, which was so fat that he couldn't even walk, his eyes swept over everyone on the street, but his eyes only stayed on the women, and finally, he looked at the girl who had finished removing her makeup.

When Tang Xiaohao walked up to the girl who removed her makeup, everyone else secretly prayed for the girl.

A righteous teenager clenched his fists and was about to step forward, but the fat man grabbed his wrist from before.

The fat man looked at the righteous young man and shook his head slightly, signaling that he was still young and not doing stupid things.

Tang Xiaohao, who was holding the fat cat, came to the girl, and the makeup remover girl clenched the scissors tightly, and secretly swore that as long as this bastard dared to do anything, she would kill herself immediately.

"Beauty, it looks like you were in a hurry when you went out, and you forgot to put on makeup, are you in a hurry to go to my heart?" Tang Xiaohao said in that gentle and disgusting tone, "Don't worry, no matter when you come to knock on the door of my heart, it will never be too late." ”

Tang Xiaohao's words made the makeup remover girl almost commit suicide, because it was too disgusting.

Tang Xiaohao took a few more steps forward, stopped in front of the eldest lady, and easily found the daughter hiding behind her.

The girl who had just turned 18 was so frightened that she screamed and fled, but was caught up by Tang Xiaohao with a brisk walk: "What are you running?" Want to travel the world? You don't have to, you just go around me in circles. Because, from this day forward, I am your whole world. ”

Vomit - the stomachs of everyone present, including the domestic servant Tang Dun, were churning.

There was still dead silence on the streets, and everyone held their breath, praying in their hearts that they wouldn't be the next target of that bastard.

When the handsome man whose face was covered with cow dung and his hair was scattered, and he had already removed his shirt, when he found Tang Xiaohao walking towards him, he subconsciously looked at the fat man who had reminded him before, and he finally understood that the fat man's words were not alarmist.

When Tang Xiaohao walked up to the handsome man, he had a serious face: "Did someone tell you that I wouldn't even let go of the handsome-looking man?" ”

The handsome man nodded involuntarily.

Tang Xiaohao said disdainfully: "You have been deceived, how can I like you." ”

The handsome man breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and at this moment, Tang Xiaohao suddenly leaned into his ear and whispered: "I'm sorry, I'm always duplicitous, I remember you, and I have time to go to enjoy the flowers together." ”

After all, the man was young, and he couldn't admit this stimulation at all, so he grabbed a brick and smashed his head to break the blood.

Tang Xiaohao frowned and looked at the man who fell to the ground: "Why do you have to know each other when you meet, if you don't want to, I won't force it, why are you bothering?" ”

After Tang Xiaohao finished speaking, he turned around and saw the burning coffin, and he looked at the man who was driving the car with a puzzled face: "What are you doing here?" ”

When the man who was driving the car didn't know how to answer, the fat man immediately stood up and said, "Young Master Tang, he sells barbecue." ”

Tang Xiaohao stared at the burning coffin with round eyes: "Barbecue? Burning is the feeling, roasting is the mood, the so-called love is the true taste, barbecue will always be recalled. ”

This brute! How could he say such a heartbreaking thing!? It's my wife in the coffin! However, I have to admit that he is indeed brilliant. The man who drove the car was teary-eyed.

At this moment, the mournful scream of the puppy in the corner attracted everyone's attention, and when everyone looked over, they realized that the fat cat Jelly Bean had walked up to the puppy at some point.

The puppy hunched over and slowly moved to the side, and when Jelly Bean saw the litter of cat-like little life in the corner, a complicated expression appeared on his plush face.

"Meow? Meow woo woo woo! Meow meow! Jelly Bean barked at the puppy.

Tang Dun stepped forward and asked in a low voice, "Young Master, what are you talking about?" ”

Tang Xiaohao listened carefully for a while, and translated: "It's questioning why this dog didn't kill the child, but gave birth." ”

The people around were shocked when they heard this, and then they realized that the reason why the dog was able to give birth to such a strange little life was all due to the scum cat Jelly Bean.

Sure enough, what kind of owner there is, what kind of pet there is!

The puppy screamed again, as if to condemn the scumbag Jelly Bean's desperation, but Jelly Bean didn't seem to recognize his mistake at all, and instead stepped forward and raised his claws towards the innocent puppy.

Just as Jelly Bean's evil claws were about to swing down, a woman's voice rang out from the rooftop: "Stop! Let go of that girl! ”

When everyone heard the sound, they looked at the roof, and found that a woman in black clothes and black pants and wearing a veil appeared on the roof, although she couldn't see her face clearly, but she could tell from her voice that she was only seventeen or eighteen years old.

The woman held a female sword with snowflakes carved on the scabbard and a white bell hanging from the hairpin in the bun.

Tang Xiaohao stretched out his hand to push away the person in front of him, walked under the eaves, and looked up at the woman dressed as a chivalrous man: "I advise you not to meddle in your affairs!" ”

Jelly Bean sensed the danger and immediately hid behind Tang Dun, poking out his fluffy head to peek.

The woman in black pointed at Tang Xiaohao and asked, "You are Tang Xiaohao?" Imperial capital scumbag? ”

Tang Xiaohao smiled: "The girl misunderstood, the title of scumbag, it's just that the common people misunderstand me, in fact, I'm a warm man, if you don't believe it, you come down, I'll warm you?" ”

The woman in black clenched the female sword and scolded: "Scumbag! Death is still flamboyant! Today I will eliminate the harm of the people! ”

Before the words fell, the woman jumped off the roof, and at the same time pulled out the female sword, the moment the female sword was unsheathed, the people present only saw the hilt of the sword, but could not see the sword body, but Tang Dun behind Tang Xiaohao remembered something, and pushed Tang Xiaohao away: "Young master, be careful!" ”

The moment the woman in black landed with her sword, Tang Dun's leather armor had already cracked, and a bloody mark appeared on her chest.

Tang Dun's breathing became short, and he slowly turned his head to look at Tang Xiaohao, who was full of surprise: "Young master, I, I can only serve you again in the next life......"

After speaking, Tang Dun fell in a pool of blood, and a sad suona sound sounded in the distance.

Jelly Bean was about to flee when he was trampled by a woman in black, then flipped his body over with his foot, and after belly up, he pointed at Jelly Bean's cat bell with a female sword and said, "Emasculated you first, then emasculated your master!" ”

Just as the woman in black's female sword was about to swing down, a golden bead hit her sword directly, causing the tip of the sword to pass by Jelly Bean's cat bell, and if it deviated a little more, Jelly Bean would have to change from a male cat to a male cat.

The strength of the golden bead made the female sword of the woman in black almost get out of her hand, she changed the sword from her right hand to her left hand, and after tightening the hilt of the sword with her five fingers, she looked at Tang Xiaohao, who was holding a slingshot in the distance, and said, "I didn't expect that you still have two more shots." ”

Tang Xiaohao took out another gold bead from his waist: "This red dragon eye was given to our Tang family by the emperor today, only such a piece is needed, so that ordinary civilians can eat and drink without worrying about food and drink for a year." The one just now is my reward for you, young master, and the acquaintance took the gold bead and hurriedly rolled it, otherwise, this gold bead will have to be sent to you in the Nine Domains. ”

In the currency of the Nine Plains Kingdom, the red dragon is the head, also known as the red dragon, which is usually a gold coin, but there are also gold bars, gold beads, and gold leaves, among which the name of the gold bead is called the red dragon eye.

After Tang Xiaohao finished speaking, he looked at the people behind the woman in black, and those people immediately dispersed, and in an instant, only Tang Xiaohao, the woman in black, Tang Dun's corpse and the jelly beans foaming at the mouth were left on the street.

The woman in black put the female sword back into the sheath, took half a step forward with her left foot, and raised her eyes to look at Tang Xiaohao.

Tang Xiaohao also sandwiched the gold bead in the leather pocket of the slingshot, and took a half step back with his right foot.

However, neither of them moved, and both seemed to be waiting for a signal.

At this time, Jelly Bean, who was originally frightening and foaming at the mouth, woke up, turned over and got up and ran, and at the moment when Jelly Bean ran out, the two shot almost at the same time, and between the lightning and flint, the female sword thrown by the woman in black grazed Tang Xiaohao's cheek, and the gold bead from Tang Xiaohao's slingshot directly hit the woman's chest.

The bodies of the two froze at the same time, and at the same time as blood marks appeared on Tang Xiaohao's cheeks, the woman in black fell to the ground.

Those who were peeking were full of regret when they saw this, and many of them even had tears in their eyes, because this was the eighteenth hero who tried to eliminate harm for the people but died at the hands of scumbags this year.

Tang Xiaohao slowly walked to the woman in black who fell to the ground, and just as he was squatting down to check, the woman in black suddenly opened her eyes.

Tang Xiaohao was stunned for a moment, and immediately said in a low voice: "Eldest sister, you are dead, dead people will not open their eyes, don't add drama casually." ”

"Do you understand if you don't look at death?" The woman in black also whispered back, "I just feel like I'm a little at a loss." ”

Tang Xiaohao immediately said: "Suffer? After saying that the two red dragon eyes are good, you don't want to regret it, right? ”

The woman in black's eyes widened even wider than before: "I just want to regret it, what can you do?" ”

Tang Xiaohao deliberately pulled his throat and pretended: "Look at the way you bleed through the seven orifices, you know that you are not saved, this is the end of going against me!" After shouting, Tang Xiaohao lowered his voice again, "Eldest sister, what do you want?" ”

A smile appeared on the face of the woman in black under the veil: "Thirty red dragon eyes." ”

"Thirty ......" Tang Xiaohao almost didn't shout when he heard this, and after calming down, he said in a very low voice, "Thirty is too much, and the bride price of a big dog in the capital to marry his wife is only ten." Little bell, I warn you, don't sit on the ground, it's not the first time we've worked together, you have to be honest, right? ”

The little bell was about to get up, but Tang Xiaohao held it down, but Tang Xiaohao's hand was pressed on the little bell's chest.