The little bell that was pressed on the ground first looked at his chest, and then raised his eyes to look at Tang Xiaohao.

Tang Xiaohao didn't seem to have the intention of picking up his hand, he naturally put it there, his eyes were full of the word pleading, because if the people here found out that he had been hiring people to act for a long time, then his carefully built image would collapse completely.

The little bell was lying there on all fours looking at Tang Xiaohao, and Tang Xiaohao also maintained a squatting posture and looked at her.

"Young Master Tang, can you discuss something?"

"Please."

"Can you please take your hand off my chest?"

"No, you can't."

"Anyway, I'm a girl, and you're a hooligan."

"Playing hooligan is in line with my scumbag personality, so I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Of course, everything is negotiable, two gold beads, I let go, you continue to play dead, help me finish this scene, and then act as if nothing happened. ”

Little Bell took out a grenade from his waist: "Why don't we die together?" ”

Tang Xiaohao looked down at the grenade: "Sister, don't you play a scoundrel, okay?" How could there be such a thing as a grenade in the setting of this book? Are you hanging? ”

The little bell said expressionlessly: "There is a third option, you unveil me, and then we will clear the two." ”

Tang Xiaohao immediately took his hand away: "You set me up, right?" You've sworn a poisonous oath before, and whoever lifts your veil will enslave him for the rest of your life! ”

The little bell stretched out two fingers and pinched Tang Xiaohao's calves: "The poisonous oath I made is that whoever lifts my veil, I have to marry whom!" ”

Tang Xiaohao rolled his eyes in pain: "Isn't that what it means?" ”

At this time, Tang Dun, who was lying in a pool of blood next to him, opened his eyes: "Big brother, big sister, the blood on my body is about to dry, can you two be sharper?" It's almost half an hour, and if you don't get it done, you'll be all in a goof. ”

Tang Xiaohao and Little Bell said almost at the same time: "Shut up!" ”

Tang Dun had to continue to pretend to be dead, Jelly Bean had already walked to the corner, carefully sniffing those weird little lives from his nose, looking incredulous, unwilling to believe that those were his own children.

Tang Xiaohao untied the cloth bag with red dragon eyes on his waist: "There are twenty-eight red dragon eyes here, plus the previous two, a total of thirty." ”

After speaking, Tang Xiaohao naturally stuffed the cloth bag into the little bell's chest, and reached out to pat it again: "Can you continue?" ”

Would this bastard rather give me thirty red dragon eyes than marry me? Little Bell looked at Tang Xiaohao in disappointment: "Then how can you count eating my tofu for so long?" ”

Tang Xiaohao leaned close to the little bell's ear: "If it weren't for your face up, I would have thought it was your back." ”

Little Bell's face was full of bruises when he heard this, and he almost didn't slaughter Tang Xiaohao on the spot.

Tang Xiaohao got up, raised his voice and said, "This is the end of going against me, is anyone willing to earn some tips to help me collect the corpse?" ”

At this moment, the fat man from earlier raised his hand from the corner.

Tang Xiaohao looked at the fat man: "Come here, find a car to move the bodies of the two of them, and drag them outside the city with me to bury them." ”

The fat man hurriedly found a car, loaded the "corpses" of Tang Dun and Little Bell into the car, and then dragged the car away with Tang Xiaohao

After the two walked away, Tang Xiaohao asked the fat man in a low voice, "How is it?" They didn't doubt it, did they? ”

The fat man secretly glanced back: "No, it's the same as before, it's perfect." ”

Tang Xiaohao breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, it's been another day." ”

This fat man is actually Tang Dun's half-brother, surnamed Lian Lian, full name Lian Lian, 20 years old this year. Lian Lian used to be called Lian Lian, because she felt that the name was too girly, so she spent a lot of money to find a warlock to help her change her name, and after some calculations, the warlock renamed him Lian Lian.

Although it seemed to others that Lian Lian was simply deceived by the warlock, Lian Lian felt that there was a femininity hidden in this name, and she liked it very much.

As for why Lian Lian and Tang Dun became brothers, it is another twist and turn story, because these two fat men are not the protagonists, so if you want to make up the number of words later, in short, the two can cherish each other because of one word - fat.

That's right, both of them are fat, and in this era when people can't eat enough all year round, it is a miracle in the world that two fat people can appear. Therefore, the two hit it off at first sight, and immediately worshiped heaven and earth and the air to worship as their half-brothers.

After Tang Xiaohao walked for a while, he suddenly remembered something: "It's bad, the jelly beans didn't follow!" ”

Lian Lian said: "Young master, pets also have feelings, so you can let Jelly Bean stay with its child for a while." ”

Tang Dun in the car sat up at this time: "Yes, young master, although you can't be a veritable bastard scumbag, but your pet has helped you achieve this wish, there may be only a cat like Jelly Bean in the world who can make a dog fall in love with him and give birth to his own child." ”

The little bell that had been puffing up also sat up from the car: "I don't understand, why do you have to let everyone think you're a bastard?" Are you psychopathic? ”

Tang Xiaohao stopped, walked up to the little bell and asked, "Who is my father?" ”

The little bell said, "Tang Chen, the commander of the Royal Iron Guard. ”

Tang Xiaohao nodded: "How did he become the Great Commander?" ”

Tang Dun immediately raised his hand: "I know!" I'll answer! ”

Tang Xiaohao looked at Tang Dun: "You say." ”

Tang Dun replied: "Eat soft rice!" ”

Tang Xiaohao corrected: "Strictly speaking, soft rice is hard to eat, he first used his handsome appearance to conquer the pearl of the book of the military department, that is, my mother, from a small palace outside the palace to become the cavalry captain of the iron guard, the official rank jumped from the ninth rank to the fifth grade, and then made great military achievements, and then spent ten years to become the commander of the iron armor guard, the current imperial court is a member of the first grade!" ”

Lian Lian looked at Tang Xiaohao: "Since you have inherited your father's handsome and handsome appearance, why do you have to disguise yourself into the obscene appearance you are now every time?" ”

Tang Xiaohao approached Lian Lian: "Am I very obscene like this now?" ”

Lian Lian said solemnly: "It's very obscene. ”

Tang Xiaohao raised his hand and pressed Lian Lian's shoulder and said, "That's right, I'm disguised according to your appearance." ”

Lian Lian looked at Tang Dun and the little bell in the car: "Am I obscene?" ”

Tang Dun and Little Bell nodded together.

Tang Xiaohao tore off his disguised mask, and after removing his disguise, he revealed a face that was so beautiful that it was almost unspeakable.

Then the wind stopped, and the sun was ashamed to hide in the clouds.

(Tang Xiaohao in the book and Tang Xiaohao who wrote the book are two different things, please don't personally attack Tang Xiaohao who wrote the book when you see this, thank you.) ）

Tang Xiaohao looked at the clouds in the sky: "Look, the sun is hidden." If I am not allowed to go out, it is equivalent to depriving the world of hope, how can I be so selfish? ”

Vomit - Lian Lian and Tang Dun lowered their heads and stretched out their hands to block their ears.

Everyone is a human being, how can he be so shameless?

The little bell asked Tang Dun suspiciously: "Little fat man, has your young master been so shameless since he was a child?" ”

When Tang Dun was about to answer, Tang Xiaohao shouted into the air again: "Father-in-law Sun, forgive me, I don't want to be like this, I'm sorry." ”

Tang Dun looked at the little bell helplessly, and the little bell said helplessly: "When I didn't ask anything." ”

Tang Dun was curious: "Little bell, I wonder, why do you like my young master?" It can't be because he's shameless, right? ”

The little bell didn't answer, but looked at Tang Xiaohao, who was looking up at the sky not far away, completely demented. She has reasons that she can't say, just as she can't show people for who she really is.

At this moment, a white steed galloped towards it, like a white lightning bolt. Immediately rode a young man dressed in a strong suit and carrying two swords. The man was only in his early twenties, his appearance was masculine and handsome, his eyes were not squinting, his eyes were full of anxiety, and he rode his horse and ran past Tang Xiaohao and the others.

Tang Xiaohao hurriedly hid to the side, covering his mouth to avoid the dust raised by the horse's hooves, and after the young man rode away, he said: "Weapons are allowed inside the Shendu City, and this kid will be arrested if he enters the city gate." But this kid looks familiar. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, two more people and two horses galloped towards him, and on horseback were two burly, dark-skinned men, both of whom carried two rectangular black boxes, and did not know what they contained.

The scarred man led by the scar pulled the horse and stopped in front of Tang Xiaohao: "Boy, did a young man riding a white horse and carrying a double sword pass from here before?" ”

Tang Xiaohao saw that the two of them looked arrogant, and was a little unhappy: "Do you two have no parents or have you ever gone to school?" I don't know any etiquette, so I have to get off the horse first to inquire about things. ”

The scar man turned over and dismounted, but kicked Tang Xiaohao directly out the moment he landed.

"Young Master!" Tang Dun rushed over to check.

Little Bell drew his sword and stepped forward to confront the scar man: "Hurt people for no reason, who are you?" ”

Lian Lian also opened his posture: "Do you know who our young master is?" Little bells, take them down and hand them over to the arresting yamen! ”

The other bearded man laughed: "I'm getting impatient." ”

Lian Lian rushed up directly, and the little bell had to cooperate when he saw this, who knew that the scar man could easily restrain Lian Lian, buckle Lian Lian's wrist and step him on the ground with one foot. The little bell who was fighting with the beard also realized that there was a huge gap in the strength between himself and the other party, and just as he was about to get out, the female sword in his hand was taken away, and the next second he was pointed at the throat by the beard with the sword.

Lian Lian and Xiao Bell were both captured, Tang Dun immediately touched the fireworks on his waist when he saw this, and was about to send a signal to call for troops, but was stopped by Tang Xiaohao.

Tang Xiaohao clutched his aching chest and stepped forward to hug his fists and said: "Two heroes, good martial arts, it's me who is wrong, I offended a lot before, I apologize to the two, it's me who looks down on people, and the two heroes let go of my two friends." ”

Tang Xiaohao's low-voiced appearance made Lian Lian and Little Bell a little incredulous, and Tang Dun in the back was also extremely surprised, because in the realm of Shendu City, Tang Xiaohao could walk sideways.

The two big men laughed when they heard this, but they just didn't let go, and the scar man deliberately twisted Lian Lian's wrist hard, and Lian Lian screamed in pain.

Tang Xiaohao took out a Jiuyuan Pass from his waist and handed it over respectfully: "This is to honor the two heroes, and please raise your noble hands." ”

After the two big men saw the Jiuyuan Pass handed over by Tang Xiaohao, the smiles on their faces disappeared, and they didn't take the pass, they immediately let go of Lian Lian and the little bell, turned over and left.

Tang Dun looked at the two people who were far away, and was about to say something, but was stopped by Tang Xiaohao. It wasn't until the two of them rode horses and disappeared from sight that Tang Xiaohao said: "Okay, go away, you can't hear it, you can scold." ”

The other three couldn't laugh or cry, and they didn't know how to describe this gentleman.

Tang Dun asked puzzledly: "Young master, why after you took out the pass, not only did they not want it, but immediately let people go, and just leave?" ”

Even Pian rubbed his wrist with a puzzled expression, and Little Bell didn't understand why.

Tang Xiaohao explained: "The law of the imperial court stipulates that only large transactions can use the Jiuyuan Pass, and there must be an approval from the local government, that is to say, the person who carries the Jiuyuan Pass with him is definitely not an ordinary person, and these two people are not stupid. ”

Tang Dun suddenly realized: "The young master is really smart. ”

Lian Lian was still puzzled: "Young master, your father is the commander of the Royal Iron Guard, when you are a product of the dynasty, you directly report your identity, and these two people will have to be coaxed immediately." ”

Tang Dun also interjected: "Yes, you didn't let me call someone before. ”

Tang Xiaohao's face was sad: "Otherwise, you two are so fat that you don't have brains." First of all, the appearance of these two people knew at a glance that they were from other places, and it was useless for me to say it, I couldn't scare them. Secondly, if the fireworks were to call people, all four of us would have to die here. ”

Little Bell didn't understand: "Why? ”

Tang Xiaohao looked at the little bell and said, "The nearest military camp is also several miles away from here, and when they arrive, they can only find the bodies of the four of us." I don't understand why these two people killed us, right? It's very simple, as soon as we call people, they know that we are indeed not ordinary people, if they run, we will lead people to chase, in order to prevent future troubles, simply slaughter us, now you understand? ”

After listening to Tang Xiaohao's analysis, Little Bell, Tang Dun and Lian Lian completely understood.

Tang Xiaohao yawned again and said: "Also, my father is my father, I am me, he is a product of the dynasty, and I am not." Think about it, now that the court is unstable, if I still fight against people, in case one day my father is pulled off the horse, those people who were bullied by me before must not have revenge and revenge? I'll be dead then. ”

The little bell said disdainfully: "There are fewer people you bully?" You are a veritable number one scumbag in the imperial capital. ”

Tang Xiaohao smiled, turned around and sat on the cart and asked, "Little Bell, how long have you been in the imperial capital?" ”

Little Bell replied, "It's been a month, right?" ”

Tang Xiaohao asked again: "How did we meet?" ”

Little Bell replied with some embarrassment: "I fainted on the street......"

Lian Lian and Tang Dun held back a smile beside them.

Tang Xiaohao looked at the little bell: "Yes, you fainted, I sent you to the inn and hired a doctor for you, you were completely unconscious at the time, if I was a bastard, I could do the act of a beast, and when you woke up, the raw rice would have been cooked long ago." ”

The little bell was speechless and thought: "That, that ......"

Tang Xiaohao interrupted the little bell's words: "What is that?" You have been here for a month, in addition to cooperating with me to make a few bucks by acting, when have you ever seen or heard someone say that I, Tang Xiaohao, robbed the people's daughters, bullied the good, and fished in the township? ”