I flipped my phone back and forth, and Zhang Hehe was singing on the phone, "You ran away, I don't know where to look, leaving me alone, suffering alone, do you know that I was in the empty street...... "It's almost 6 o'clock, why hasn't Han Dongxu called yet, is there something wrong tonight?" I don't want to eat at home, and Mom and Dad should ask about finding a job again.

As soon as the mobile phone rings, I will "Hey", "Has Qiaozi eaten?" Han Dongxu's voice came from the phone.

"Just put down the bowl after eating, why did you call at this point?" I replied duplicitously.

"Ahem, I watched the news at home in the afternoon, saying that the UAE in the Middle East has not rained for more than a month, and the price of vegetables has soared. This made me anxious, a fire came up and felt a dry mouth, so I quickly drank three bottles of cold beer and pressed it, but I slept until now, so you still can't come out and drink some? ”

"You are thousands of miles away, and the unrelated UAE is on such a fire, I have to go after eating, we must pray for the UAE when we meet."

We went to the barbecue restaurant for a while.

"Daxu, I was unemployed at home during this time, and my father criticized me every day and forced me to find a job. But what are you doing, I really feel that I can't do anything, I can't eat anything, and I can't afford to put anything down. I had to watch "Talk Show Conference" and "Tucao Conference" at home every day to pass the time. I found that their work is too simple, isn't it just to bury people casually, and then happily complain about life and add some joke baggage. Hey, do you think I can do it? ”

"Okiana Qiaozi, isn't doing this job your forte, don't you complain about this and that every day. And your family is an ancestral bad breath, and you have no friends for three generations, isn't it because of your family, everyone loves to bury others, hehe. ”

"Don't you be dumb, you don't have any friends, you're not my friend, besides, our family is called Qinggao, since ancient times, the sages have been lonely, haven't heard of the high and widowed?"

"Brother Qiao, you were born for talk shows, look at your shameless temperament, you look confident and charming, plus your mouth full of nonsense, it's really perfect. Anyway, your grandfather doesn't know a word and is still a sage? Do you mean that those who grow up eating leftovers and pickles are leftovers (sages)? "Daxu really knows my family well, and he is very handy.

"Alas, I found that you are more suitable for talk shows, this mouth is like diarrhea, that's a squirt, your talent seems to have the genes of my ancestors, why don't we do it together?"

"Forget it, I'm a person with a legitimate job, I have to work hard every day, eat food everywhere, and then observe the trends and news of all walks of life, so that I can take it seriously and inherit my father's family business in the future."

"Envy, but you said that our two families are world friends, why didn't your dad help my dad back then? If my dad is also a big money, he still forces me to find a job every day. ”

"My dad said, it's not that my dad doesn't help, it's mainly that your dad is high, and he can't say anything about making that stinky money in business, hehe, let's toast Mona Lisa's tears, for the UAE."

"You bad boy has a bad mouth, hehe,." After drinking this glass, the two of us continued to talk in the vernacular.

"I'll write a manuscript at home first, and see if I can write it, isn't it all for nothing without content, but I don't have a clue what to write?"

Han Dongxu poured me the wine and said:

"You can write about the things in your life, you can write down what you see is a little funny, you can also recall when you were a child, or other people's funny things in the past, anyway, you can write whatever is a joke. There is an event framework, and then add some exaggerated funny language, isn't it over, don't you say it all, they just complain about life. ”

"Yes, you're right, talk shows also come from life is higher than life, I have to write ten articles first, or I'm talking to everyone, and the follow-up articles won't be over if they can't be connected, come and toast."

"Hey, Qiaozi," Han Dongxu whispered to me, "Look at the two women on the table over there, aren't they the same group when we went to the grassland last month." ”

"Yes, I can't see clearly in my eyes, are the two girls you said are good-looking?"

"yes, do you dare to go over and say hello?"

"Don't you dare, Daxu, you have seen who I have been afraid of since I was a child, go and have a drink with my brother."

"Handsome brother, do you know why I love to drink with you every day? I just like your domineering bluffing, let's go. ”

We walked straight to their table, and I asked with a smile on my face:

"Hi two beauties, what a coincidence that we met again, is there anyone else at your table? If there is no one, can we eat together at the same table? ”

As I spoke, one of the girls at the table with a ponytail was looking down at her phone. The other girl in white didn't speak, just looked at Daxu quietly, and then turned her gaze to stop at my face, her eyes were black and clear, and her face was fair and very beautiful. She was not flustered at all, nor was she pretentious, she exuded a calm and atmospheric atmosphere, and her face and temperament instantly quieted me.

I obviously didn't look at them carefully in the grassland, but why did I think that the face of the girl in white seemed familiar, it was a feeling that was both familiar and unfamiliar.

"What are you doing? Did the foreign devils give you the courage to run over? What kind of coincidence and what kind of table do you want to fight, you two quickly disappear in front of my eyes. The girl with a ponytail raised her head and spoke to us both unhurriedly, but with a condescending attitude like a boy.

I seem to be hypnotized by the girl in white now, unable to speak, and I don't seem to know what to answer.

Han Dongxu saw that I didn't squeak, so he had to smile at her,

"Little brother, don't be angry, didn't we stay with a tour group on the grassland last month and stayed together for three days. Isn't it a coincidence that we met here again? So what are you afraid of drinking a few glasses of wine together? ”

The girl laughed after hearing this, "You call me little brother, it seems that the cataract in your eyes is very serious, and it will cost you two dollars to treat it, but why don't I remember that there are two of you in that group?" ”

Daxu pointed at me,

"Oh, my buddy was in a bad mood when he just lost his job, we just went to relax, so we were very low-key, you may not have paid attention, right?"

What else did the ponytail girl want to say?

"Since it's the second time we've met, let's sit down." The girl in white spoke first.

I pulled a chair and sat down, my face was a little hot, my heart was pounding like a tractor, and I didn't step on the accelerator.

"My name is Han Dongxu, his name is Qiao Yiding, what about the two of you?" Han Dongxu's courage was let go, and this time he behaved more normally than me.

"My name is Zhao Linlin, and her name is Tian Yan." The ponytail girl also introduced the two of them.

The girl in white and I didn't speak, we just nodded to each other. For me, all I can do now is try to be as calm and quiet as possible, and I don't know why I'm doing that.

Daxu shouted loudly:

"Waiter, please bring me a case of beer." Then he picked up the beer on the table, filled our glasses, and continued, "Since we can meet twice, it means that we are destined, please raise a glass with me, for a beautiful encounter, a toast to the tears of the Mona Lisa." ”

My mouth was dry, so I drank it all at once.

"May I ask this strong brother, this encounter is good, why do you still toast to the Mona Lisa? Do you have relatives overseas? Zhao Linlin was puzzled when she put down the wine glass after drinking, she was very straightforward and humorous.

I hurriedly filled Tian Yan and Zhao Linlin with wine, and Tian Yan nodded slightly to me, which seemed to add a little oil to the small stove that was about to be extinguished.

Daxu immediately replied with a smile after hearing this,

"Oh, that's right, in our small drinking circle, we call the wine Mona Lisa's tears, because her portrait looks happy and sad, so we drink it when we are happy, which is called celebration. Drinking and talking while grieving is called healing. And how meaningful and upscale it seems to be called tears, hehehehe. ”

"Giggles, you drink every day, what kind of mood is that? Brother Xu, you are called the Drunkard Alliance, doesn't it seem very down-to-earth and very damp. Zhao Linlin smiled very happily.

I think she's such a boy, or the kind of buddy who knows herself.

"My Sister Zhao, you owe a little bit of artistic conception, if you want to call it, you have to call it a drunkard, you have a taste, a drunkard, a drunkard, is this a grade. Hehe, let's have another tear. ”

Tian Yan and I didn't talk much, the main thing was to raise a glass and toast. I don't know if Tian Yan is usually so quiet, but I'm suffocated. But I don't know what to say, and it's easy to remember to boast about today's good weather, but I find that it's more than nine o'clock in the evening, and it's about to be the next day, and saying this may expose the fact that I am mentally retarded. I felt like a girl, and I was ashamed to stop talking, and I even started to think about which lipstick color was right for me.

Time flies so fast, it's more than 2 hours in a flash, and we can't drink anymore.

Zhao Linlin looked at the watch and gently pushed the cup,

"It's not early, and there are fewer people, it's time for us to go home and feel conscious, hehe, let's meet again two big brothers."

As soon as I heard what "goodbye is fate", I want to see you again if I don't have a chance, this time the reaction is very fast and I will deliver the word immediately,

"Two beauties, although fate is destined, but it also depends on manpower to grasp it, otherwise even if you use a compass, you can't draw it so round, right? We have known each other after drinking wine for so long, so leave a WeChat, and it will be convenient to contact you in the future. ”

Tian Yan, who has never spoken much, actually sang the opposite tune at this time, and said to me with a smile,

"People say that again and again, two and no more, it can be seen that the first two times are easy, if we can meet for the third time and then leave WeChat, then this fate will be round."

This answer was beyond my expectations and Daxu, she not only refused, but also revealed a little mysterious Zen in her words.

I had to smile awkwardly and continue to test them.

"Then we'll send you two home, it's getting late, it's not safe on the road."

If you know where they live, it will be easier to get in touch.

"No need to send it, our family lives not far away, goodbye." After Tian Yan finished speaking, she smiled at the two of us again, and the two fairy sisters floated away.

"This is such a strange girl in white," I muttered to myself as I watched their departing backs.

"Let's go, don't be weird, Qiaozi, I'll send you, it's quite late, it's not safe on the road, no need to say thank you."

When I got home, I lay down in bed without sleep. As soon as I closed my eyes, I remembered that Tian Yan's dark eyes were quietly looking at my picture. That beautiful face was all warm and familiar, where had you seen her? No way, no impression at all. Her voice is also so good, slow and leisurely, but her words are clear and her tone is firm, and there is an irresistible power, at least for me.

What's wrong with me, I suddenly remembered the old song "Love" sung by Karen Mok before, "If it weren't for loving you, how could I be sleepy late at night, every thought is about you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you......" Thinking about it, I smiled, I used to have love, how could the lyrics be so sweet.

I think like this, I must be idle without work, and the void in my head allowed Tian Yan to take the opportunity to enter, and she didn't even leave me a WeChat, and she wanted her to do something. Now that I suddenly think of this song, I can only simply say that I am a fan of pop songs. Love is not worth wasting time, wait until I finish the talk show and come back to pick it up, if the love at that time has passed the shelf life, then I will order another takeaway, isn't love buying and selling if you want to buy it?

"Wake up son, what time is it? We can't stay like this all the time, you're only 30 years old, so let's get up and see what kind of job you can get? ”

Every day, my dad's chatter is more punctual than the alarm clock, and it will ring at 8 o'clock. Hearing his voice is as helpless as hearing the class bell, you are obviously very disgusted, but you know that you can't resist at all.

"Oh Dad, you've been nagging for more than two months, for the sake of me being your own son, let me live. You know, I'm a man who is blessed with a drop of water and returns a bottle of wine. When I'm developed, I'm sure I'll buy you a brand new 2-8 bar bike. I know what to do. ”

"You can count me for two months, all your classmates are married and have children. Look at you, you used to be just a single, but now it's good, not only is your job gone, but even your wallet is gone, and you have become a pure Qiao Sanguang, if you work hard to lose something, you will be as famous as Li Siguang. I see that you don't dare to walk fast now, for fear that the sound of poverty will frighten others when walking. ”

Alas, my family is really an ancestral poisonous tongue, fortunately, I have been immersed in this kind of poisonous words since I was a child, and I have practiced the kung fu that is invincible to all poisons, in other words, ordinary people would have fallen to the ground a long time ago, even if they are relatively strong buddies, they have to self-harm their ears to save their lives.

"I'm going to write a script, I'm going to say it on stage after I'm done, I'm going to be a talk show actor, dad, do you know what a talk show is?"

"Son, I don't know what a talk show is, but I heard that the water is deep in the actor's business, you have no connections and no capital, and the water has to go through your nose while acting. Before you go into the water, let's just walk on the shore and watch the jokes of various actors every day, isn't it? Aren't they laughing enough for you to see? Why do you have to make yourself the hero of the joke? ”

I have to say that my dad still sees the problem very thoroughly. It is really difficult to become famous in the actor industry, and the competition is really fierce. And how well he asked these three consecutive rhetorical questions fully revealed that my ancestor did have a sage in literature, otherwise how could he be self-taught.

"Dad, this talk show actor is different, it all depends on his own strength, what you write is funny, the performance is in place, and others have no way and no need to suppress you. Besides, our family's ancestral wit and humorous eloquence cannot be wasted. If our ancestral grave pants are rubbed and a puff of green smoke comes out, it really helps me become a star. Dad, you are the father of a big star, you have to be supported when you walk, hehehehe, at that time, I will replace the bicycle you gave you with Daben. ”

"Stop, stop, don't talk about it, drink saliva, I see you're going to say it's smoking, isn't it a lot of trouble to paint cakes? But according to what you said, I don't know if our ancestral grave can smoke or not, but the pants are about to collapse, right? But I still wish you a speedy success, now I'm going to see whose garage is for sale, I'll book one and wait for the big Ben. ”

It can be seen that although my father doesn't want me to be an actor, he is quite satisfied, otherwise he wouldn't have joked to find a garage. After all, only by being a star can you get rich quickly, otherwise relying on my previous job as a food delivery, it takes time to go hungry and wait for him, and time waits for him.