I've been sitting at my desk for a long time, I don't know what to write, and I feel like I don't know where to start. People are writing like gods, and I can only listen to the songs. Since I was in junior high school, I have always liked to listen to songs, and although my grades have not come up much, I have listened to and learned a lot of songs, from all eras, and many songs have never been heard by my peers, let alone can sing.

I totaled it, and the road of complaining about celebrities must not be able to go, people are doing shows, and of course it's okay for everyone to tease each other together. If I expose my shortcomings like this, I can't be a defendant, even if I am not famous and inconspicuous, and no star cares about me, but the small theater that performs talk shows will not dare to let me perform on stage.

It seems that I can only talk about my family and friends, the first work has to be eye-catching, and it has to be a hit, otherwise I will lose confidence and how to buy Daben. By the way, I love to watch Xu Zhisheng and He Guangzhi's talk shows, they look green and pollution-free, and they love to laugh at themselves for their ugliness, I wrote about them in the first article, and there was a debate on beauty and ugliness.

When I think of beauty, I immediately think of Tian Yan, the picture of her big black eyes quietly looking at me is deeply engraved in my mind, she is so beautiful! If only this would sit next to me......

Oh, when is it, why am I still slipping away, this is not the time when I worked in the company I could fish, and now I am a writer alone. Hehe, what's that? Did I just say I'm a writer? I haven't written a single manuscript, I'm a writer, it seems that it's easy to be a writer, so I just add the word "famous" in front of the writer, I knew it was so simple what kind of takeaway I sent in the first place.

The only pity is that this famous writer is self-appointed by me, just like I started selling grain before the land was planted, I don't know if I was a writer, but I can definitely succeed in futures fraud.

Retracting my thoughts, I'll continue to conceive my manuscript, and after the first half of the paragraph is written Zhisheng and Guangzhi, I will also write about my mother and my sister taking pictures with beautiful faces, so that there will be a debate between Aimei and Biughou, or the old saying comes from life is higher than life. With the big framework of the first article, I began to add branches and leaves.

I sat there and thought about it for a long time, and there were no funny branches and leaves, where did my inspiration go? I had to concentrate on looking for it again, and suddenly I remembered that the hair on the top of my head was repeated, and it must be blocking the inspiration. I quickly found a rubber band and tied my hair into a few cupola braids, and now the inspiration should come in easily, and this head shape is easy to receive signals on the antennaline.

When I sat down after I was busy, I found that the small mirror on the table was facing me. No wonder the inspiration didn't dare to knock on the door, I immediately raised my hand to extinguish it.

Wow, this was an immediate success, I couldn't catch it, and I didn't have a place to store so much inspiration in my head. I had to take the stalk I remembered to record and save it on my mobile phone, and then settle the account after the autumn. If I hadn't been smart enough to use my phone, my head would have exploded with inspiration, and I couldn't believe that I should have tied two fewer pigtails.

"Qiaozi, come out at night and have Mona Lisa's tears? I haven't seen you in days, I mean you haven't seen the Mona Lisa in days, hahaha. "Han Dongxu teased me on the phone.

"I don't have to write a manuscript, don't you know that I have to write 10 articles before going out to drink, and now I still see Mona Lisa's tears, my own are constantly flowing."

"Pull it down, write without delaying drinking, you look at Li Bai, don't drink and don't write poems, as soon as you finish drinking, you will wipe one article on your wine pants, and then drink another one on your pants. Let's go to the last house to eat barbecue, maybe we can meet Zhao Linlin and Tian Yan? ”

As soon as I heard it, how could I meet Tian Yan? I don't care to say that he always learns my "trouser wipe", because he doesn't learn the essence at all, but after I listen to it, I have a feeling of pulling my trouser pocket.

"Okay, it's 6 o'clock, I do want to drink with you a little, it's purely for the sake of our friendship."

After saying this, I regretted it, just go, why make up for the stupid words in the back, this kind of lie that anyone can hear, obviously tarnished the innocent friendship between the two of us. Even if I need to tell some lies in special circumstances, then I should say something, so that Daxu can't hear the lies that don't look like lies.

The two of us drank from 6 o'clock to 9 o'clock, and we didn't see the shadow of the two fairy sisters.

I pouted and sighed,

"It seems that the third chance encounter is quite difficult, what do you think of those two girls?"

Daxu looked at me and asked with a smile:

"Qiaozi, let's not talk about what they look like, I want to ask you for more than 3 hours, how long do you come up with this foreign appearance? Why did you come to see me with a Nezha hairstyle, do you want to sell me cuteness? Or do you want to cosplay those two girls? ”

My ICU, how did I get here, no wonder people have made way for me, because who dares to provoke the demon boy? I quickly pulled the rubber band off, how can I explain this, saying that in order to receive inspiration, who believes.

"It's too hot, I'm not cool like this, hehe, I forgot to go out. Tell me about Tian Yan and the others?

"What can it be, it's just a white snake Xiaoqing."

"Hehe" I smiled, "Daxu, you are really experienced, well-informed, and your comments are unique." White Snake Xiaoqing, this is your original, simply and clearly point out the otherworldliness of the two of them, please accept me with a big glass, Mona Lisa's tears salute you, cheers".

Daxu drank the wine in the cup and sighed,

"I can be an editor by strength, but my dad doesn't allow it. I have no choice but to watch you aspiring young people work hard, run, brother, I'll drive at the finish line and wait for you, come on. ”

"Hey, brother, wait, you still have an empty seat in the car, squeeze it and pick me up, my meniscus has been injured in the past two days, hehe, I'm tired of writing 6 manuscripts." After saying that, I burped and felt like I had run out of wine.

"Haha, don't talk about piggybacking you, even if you sit until the finish line, it's fine. Qiaozi, I said that the eyes I looked at Tian Yan that day were wrong, there was a layer of fog in my eyes when I looked at you, judging from my years of experience in stir-frying, she was obviously interested in you. ”

"What fog? It's cataracts, when my grandma was still there, everything looked like a layer of fog, and your cooking skills were worrying, hehehe. Besides, she proposed not to give us WeChat, this white snake is very bad. ”

"Hmph Qiaozi, if you easily believe what a woman says, it can only mean that you are still very naïve and naïve. Why do people say that women's words are like the weather in September, you say don't change, the weather forecast has just been reported, she will change it again for you immediately, in terms of changes, Sun Wukong is still less than them. ”

"Well, maybe, I'll observe her when I meet her again, and then pour her some realgar wine secretly. Have you asked me about the small theater performance? ”

"I'm in touch with you, let's talk about the open mic. You don't have to worry about me, no, I'll open a small theater for you, let's talk about it. ”

What Han Dongxu said is not a lie, he has the strength and is willing to contribute to me, because we are good brothers for life.

"What does open mic mean?"

"I'm also inquiring now, which roughly means that novices talk about talk shows or veterans talk about newly written works, mainly to practice and polish. Now the new words that appear every year make even me, an observer of current affairs, scratch my head and can't tell them all. ”

"Okay, thank you, brother, I'll pay for the drink today."

Finally, after writing 10 manuscripts, I closed my notebook and leaned back, stretching a standard lazy waist, I am now more and more like a writer, and great writers must stretch their waists like this to relieve their fatigue. I'll check it again in the afternoon to see if there are any other flaws. Have a drink with Daxu in the evening to celebrate the completion of the first season.

When I think of drinking, I think that I am listening to Half Ton Brother's "Three, Two, Three", you sold your dream for three, two, three, and I am realizing my dream, Half Ton Brother, I am better than you, because I am a dry entity.

What the hell is this, my heart has fallen into a deep valley.

As soon as I checked the first manuscript, I was all disappointed, there was not a single laugh point in most paragraphs, and the sentences were not smooth. How did I write this in the first place, this manuscript is like a child, I wrote an essay to cope with my homework, just to make up the word count, but it was all nonsense.

But what makes me angry the most is that this bullshit article is full of typos. It's okay to make a mistake, you won't hide the deep point of the typo, don't always let me find out, do you know that you're an eyesore? Anyway, when I go to the stage to speak, the audience just listens, and no one is stupid enough to see if there are any typos in my manuscript. It seems that it is really difficult to do entities, not to blame people for selling dreams, or half a ton of brothers is smart.

It could also be that I completed ten manuscripts and improved my writing level a little bit, so when I look back at what I wrote, I feel that it is all rubbish. Alas, even if I have an excellent manuscript now, he still needs me to interpret it, this deduction process needs to be coordinated with body movements and facial expressions, and it also needs to be perfectly combined with the tone and frustration of language to achieve the best effect of amusing everyone, but now I can't pass the manuscript alone.

Alas, I sighed again. It seems that I chose the wrong career direction, and being an actor is still more difficult than being a delivery boy. Otherwise, I went back to my former leader to admit my mistake, and said that those bad reviews were deliberately written by my enemies when I was a child. It's all because that kid is too vindictive, and when he grew up, not only did he not forget, but he also made a bunch of good friends, and they colluded into a gang to frame me.

This frustration is beyond words, and the high morale of the previous few days will soon be wiped out. How to solve the problem? Only the tears of Han Dongxu and Mona Lisa.

When I passed by the living room, my mother asked me,

"What did the eldest son write?"

"It's okay, I'm looking for Han Dongxu, and I'm not at home for dinner."

"It's okay eldest son, it's okay if you don't write well, let's write seriously tomorrow and drink less."

Alas, she has to be a loving mother at all times, and she looks at her son everywhere, even if she can't even write a good manuscript, she feels that it is only caused by his lack of seriousness, and she never thinks that her son is - lack of heart.

I started drinking beer after I finished telling Daxu about the manuscript, and the cold bitterness combined with the crispy crispiness caused by carbon dioxide was so good. Pour a cup to eliminate sorrows, kill a cup to relieve worries, if only this one thing is left in this world.

Han Dongxu quietly watched me drink alcohol, and after a while persuaded me,

"It's not easy to do now, it's a good thing to hit a wall, the wall will correct your direction, touch it once, it will always put you on the right track."

"Big brother, aren't you afraid of touching me to death? Even if you can't touch it, you can afford a big bag, you think I'm a robot cat, my head is wrapped in meat, it hurts. ”

"You have to take the initiative to hit the wall, feel a little difficulty and stop, the wall does not dare to take the initiative to knock you back to the right path, this year the wall is also afraid of touching porcelain, you don't see a lot of porcelain on the wall are written, a big "demolition" word? You see, I don't have to work hard to work out, and watch all kinds of financial news seriously every day to inherit my dad's family property comfortably, hehehe. ”

"What kind of wall, hit, brother, you said tongue twister? But it makes sense for you to persuade people, does your father take in his son? If I accept it, I'll go to him and hit a wall, and my brother doesn't want to work hard, hehe. "Well, I'll burp.

I know Daxu is right, I'm going to go home and think about what went wrong with the manuscript I wrote. I can't just let it go, I'm going to give my hand a chance, a chance to grab the pen, a chance to seize the opportunity.

I carefully read the first draft several times and summarized the five main shortcomings.

The first is that the plot of the story is written in too much detail, which takes up space, which makes the laughter sparse. The second is that I am always afraid that others will not understand the stalk written, and explaining this burden too complicated will be a bit of a snake. The third is that the laughter itself is not enough, I have to increase the volume without increasing the price. The fourth is that the connection is too unsmooth, and many sentences are reversed and unorganized, which is caused by my poor writing when I was in school. Fifth, typos and punctuation are out of order, and the reason for this is the same as above.

With these five directions in mind, I began to revise the draft. I was delighted to find that it was not at all as boring as I imagined, but before I knew it, a few hours had passed. When I take a break, I still have a sense of fulfillment and accomplishment. I think this is also an experience, when you encounter problems, as long as you persist and persevere, you will always get through, and there is no hurdle that cannot be overcome. But before crossing the hurdle, we must be optimistic, whether it is a hurdle or a ditch, if it is a bottomless ditch, I will definitely change to another hurdle.

In the process of revision, I found another experience, that is, a certain stalk can not be pondered too much, one of the stalks is its own joke, and the other depends on how the performers interpret it, which shows that it is not well judged. And if you think about it too much, you will look at it from different angles, when you observe it from a bad angle, you will delete this stalk and cause accidental injury, in fact, each audience's laughing nest is different, and it is difficult for everyone to praise the same pot of dishes.

Ten manuscripts were quickly corrected, and I began to memorize the first one, and only by memorizing it can I speak smoothly and coherently. The manuscript is written by myself, and it is easy to memorize, I named the first manuscript about beauty and ugliness in my heart "Tribute to Xu Zhisheng and He Guangzhi's self-deprecation", they are very famous, and they always laugh at themselves for being ugly.